Chapter 46 Chapter 46 Kerala (80,000 nutrient solution plus more) ...
This morning, Lin Jianyuan actually woke up to the aroma of food.
A sweet aroma mixed with fruit and barbecue grease woke him from his sleep.
Without even having time to put on his pants, Lin Jianyuan ran straight into the kitchen.
My roommate was indeed cooking.
"Honey, what are you doing?" Lin Jianyuan greedily sniffed the sweet aroma of barbecue in the air. It was so tempting. His stomach was already rumbling.
The digestive system works in both directions. The left colon opens the air fryer to flip the grilled meat inside. The right colon, clutching a spatula, skims the foam from a large chicken drumstick being poached on the gas stove.
There was a smile in my roommate's tone: "I'll make breakfast for you."
"Breakfast?!" Lin Jianyuan looked at the barbecue and chicken drumsticks in shock. "This is way too much for breakfast."
"Will it?"
"Of course!" Lin Jianyuan was at a loss for words. "Besides, it's too late in the morning... Wait, what time did you get up?"
"Hmm." The digestive system pondered for a moment. "6 o'clock?"
No need to sleep anyway.
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
I was so moved that I was speechless.
He knows his wife is gentle, virtuous, considerate and loving, but this is spoiling him too much!!!
How could a male college student wake up at 6:00 in the morning to cook a big meal for his partner?!
20 is the age when you don’t get enough sleep! How did he get up???
"Baby." Lin Jianyuan didn't know what to say and really wanted to hug his wife from behind.
But watching my wife's intestines dancing wildly...
Uh, it's a bit hard to know where to start.
Having said that, my wife’s cooking is so entertaining!
At first glance, it seems like a chaotic situation, but in fact, everything is well organized!
My wife made him apple pork chops and lemon shredded chicken.
Lin Jianyuan watched from the side, and the more he watched, the more relaxed and happy he felt.
Apple Pork Chops. Evenly distributed pork belly, poke small holes with a fork.
Peel the apples, add a small piece of onion and some cooking wine, and blend in a blender until puree is formed. Mix in salt, ginger slices, and soy sauce to create a sauce, and spread it over the pork belly. Stir gently a few times to combine.
A small amount of starch will help the sauce adhere to the pork belly better. Sprinkle with black pepper and marinate the whole box of meat in the refrigerator for half an hour to allow the applesauce and pork belly to fully blend.
Cut another apple into thin slices and spread them across the bottom of the air fryer. Add the marinated apple flesh and a sprig of cinnamon sticks. Bake at 200°C for 10 minutes. Turn over, baste with honey, and bake for another 10 minutes.
The apple pork chops are ready.
There is no need to open the air fryer. The hot steam coming out of the vents is so fragrant that Lin Jianyuan's mouth is whetted.
He couldn't even wait for it to cool down, he just picked up the chopsticks and took it out of the air fryer to eat.
Smells good! It smells so good!
The pork belly is perfectly balanced in fat and lean, and is roasted to a sizzling finish. The shiny, burnt-yellow skin is slightly crispy, yet tender and juicy once you bite into it.
The applesauce neutralizes the greasiness of the grilled meat and adds a sweet and sour flavor.
The most important thing is the timing! The timing!
Lin Jianyuan thought it was truly miraculous. Such ordinary pork, such ordinary apples, thrown into the air fryer—huh? How could they produce such a wonderful texture, such juicy barbecue?
You mentioned this (chew chew chew) apple barbecue (chew chew chew), who researched it (chew chew chew).
Not to mention the lemon shredded chicken.
Put the chicken thighs in cold water, add ginger slices and cooking wine, bring to a boil over high heat and then reduce to low heat. While this is going on, prepare the sauce.
Scallions, garlic, chili flakes, and white sesame seeds are drizzled with hot oil until sizzling. Then, add soy sauce, aged vinegar, oyster sauce, sugar, and salt to taste. The fragrant sesame oil is ready.
Remove the chicken thighs from the pan and rinse them in ice water, then tear the chicken thigh meat into strands. The chicken is firm and springy after the ice water. Add sliced lemon and cilantro to the shredded chicken and drizzle with freshly prepared, still slightly warm, sesame oil.
With a pick of chopsticks, each piece of chicken thigh, including skin and meat, is covered with red oil sauce.
The aroma of sesame is stimulated by the hot oil, while the aroma of lemon and coriander takes a different approach, rushing into the nasal cavity and hitting the top of the head.
Spicy red oil, white sesame seeds, fresh and sour lemon coriander, and tender and chewy chicken thighs.
One bite and the spicy and fresh flavor explodes in your mouth.
It’s so cool!
"Wife, how come you are so good at cooking? How come everything you cook tastes good?" Lin Jianyuan said vaguely while chewing.
He couldn't control himself at all and stood in the kitchen eating with chopsticks one after another.
Who on earth said a minute ago that breakfast shouldn't be so greasy?
The digestive system looked at him eating frantically, raised the corners of its lips slightly, and said: "I just learned it."
I really just learned it.
Yesterday, when he was searching on Xiaohongshu for how to wash underwear, Xiaohongshu automatically pushed the information to him.
The apple pork chop goes really well with rice. The lemon shredded chicken is spicy and refreshing, and you can finish a whole pot on your own.
Although it tasted good, it was the lunch his roommate brought him.
Lin Jianyuan used a lot of willpower to control himself and not finish the two dishes on the spot.
It was precisely because he had satisfied his craving in the morning that he was able to maintain the illusion of reserve when he brought out the food again at noon.
Others couldn't control themselves.
"I can't stand it anymore." Su Zhiwei stared at the spicy hand-shredded chicken with red oil, swallowing his saliva fiercely and said, "Give me a bite, Lin Jianyuan! I can cook anything!"
"Me too!" Qin Shi shouted angrily.
Seeing this, the others also started to make a noise. "Me too!"
Pei Shuo, the scheming young boy, even started to chuckle: "Brother Yuan, please, let me have a bite too, just a small bite!"
Looking at the hungry people, Lin Jianyuan was a little reluctant to give them food, but at this moment, the desire to show off overcame everything!
"Okay, then each person can have one bite. I still want to eat." Lin Jianyuan was very happy and placed two lunch boxes in front of everyone.
Everyone suddenly pounced like hungry tigers.
Lin Jianyuan hurried to maintain order: "One bite per person, not one bite of each dish! Choose 1 out of 2! Leave some for me! I need more!!"
"Okay, okay! I'll just eat a hundred million bites!"
"I'm not saying this, but this is too delicious. Lin Jianyuan, can I subscribe to your service for a month? You can ask your girlfriend to cook an extra meal for me every day."
"I want one too, I want one too!"
“Me too!!!”
biu!
The emotional value is full!
Lin Jianyuan's mouth corners be like: "~"
broken.
Who is going to be so happy again?
I can't stand it. His wife is amazing too!
The colleagues enjoyed the meal, and Lin Jianyuan was secretly happy.
Just when everyone was immersed in happiness, an annoying sound like nails scratching a blackboard sounded behind them.
"The food is so good! We have a big meal at noon. Since you are so rich, no wonder you don't even want the attendance bonus." Yu Xiuli said sarcastically.
Everyone got angry when they heard this and were about to fight back in indignation.
But Lin Jianyuan said calmly:
"If you want to eat, just come and line up."
Yu Xiuli: “?”
Everyone: "Pfft."
Everyone had an expression of trying not to laugh.
Yu Xiuli's face suddenly became a little embarrassed, and she continued with a forced smile: "You made it yourself? I didn't expect you could cook. You don't look like it."
"I didn't make this. My boyfriend made it for me early this morning." Lin Jianyuan said innocently, "No one made delicious food for you, so you can't be jealous of others, Teacher Yu."
Yu Xiuli: “…”
Yu Xiuli rolled her eyes, but couldn't think of anything else to say.
So I just rolled my eyes again and left.
Everyone burst into laughter.
Su Zhiwei looked at the direction she left and was a little worried: "Lin Jianyuan, she went upstairs to find Jiang Chen. She must have gone to complain again."
This time, before Lin Jianyuan could speak, Pei Shuo shouted, "What's the matter?"
Everyone was stunned and suddenly realized.
Yes, so what!
Lin Jianyuan was not afraid of either Jiang Chen or Yu Xiuli.
He's a psychopath! Who is he afraid of?
Having said that, when Lin Jianyuan is not having a mental attack, he really looks like a normal person!
This makes them often forget that Lin Jianyuan has such a setting!
Second floor.
As if predicted, Yu Xiuli said a lot to Jiang Chen in a babble.
The final summary statement: "His mental illness is so serious, why don't you persuade him to quit?!"
Jiang Chen said weakly, "Because it violates the labor law."
This is true. Although their company often walks on the edge of violating labor laws, they usually just work overtime and pua pua employees.
Which company doesn’t do this?
But firing someone on the grounds of mental illness is a different matter.
This is clearly stipulated in the Labor Law: If an employee is sick, the employer may not terminate the labor contract at will during the prescribed medical period.
Unless Lin Jianyuan made some principled mistake, he could not be dismissed justifiably.
But he didn't.
If I have to say I made a mistake, it was speaking rudely to my boss.
But as for the rude remarks, the head office has already officially stamped the matter.
When Jiang Chen went to the head office to complain, the head office responded with a PUA: "People below you are scolding you, shouldn't you reflect on whether you have done anything wrong?"
How could Jiang Chen dare to raise this matter with his superiors again? He is not stupid!
In a nutshell, it can be summed up in one sentence.
I can't fire you unless I pay you money.
Pay a large sum of money.
Jiang Chen patiently explained, but Yu Xiuli revealed an expression of "you're really a fool" after listening to him. She said with a look of disgust, "I'm not saying to fire you. I'm saying to persuade you to quit!"
Jiang Chen: "You go and persuade him."
Yu Xiuli: "I'm not going."
Jiang Chen: "Then I won't go either."
Yu Xiuli rolled her eyes: "Let's go together."
Jiang Chen was silent. He thought. The memory of stuffing his mouth with an egg pancake was brought back to him.
"Forget it." Jiang Chen said painfully, "I think he's doing fine now. He's much more restrained than when he first got sick."
Yu Xiuli: “.”
Looking at Jiang Chen's painful expression, she suddenly remembered the horrible scene when Lin Jianyuan kicked her while wearing a purple sequined miniskirt.
Jiang Chen: “…”
Yu Xiuli: “…”
The two looked at each other and suddenly understood each other.
After all, who hasn't suffered at the hands of Lin Jianyuan?
Everyone has eaten it, hahahaha!
With everyone's strong help, Lin Jianyuan finished his lunch quickly.
"Brother, leave the bowl here and I'll wash it! I can't eat your food for free!" The big golden retriever came over panting, with a flattering look on his face, "That's right, next time you bring your lunch, can you bring me a bite too?"
Before Lin Jianyuan could say anything, Su Zhiwei was furious. He pushed Pei Shuo aside and squeezed forward, saying, "Pei Shuo, this is wrong! It's okay to steal my lines, but you actually dared to steal my work! You're the real Tiangang! Newbies, get in line! I have to wash Lin Jianyuan's dishes today!!!"
"I'm different." Qin Shi held his chin with his hands and said devoutly, "I want to eat and drink for free tomorrow."
Everyone: “…”
Good boy, you even made a wish!
Lin Jianyuan's lips never turned down from their upward curve. This meal had truly filled him with emotion.
If I had known that my colleagues loved the food cooked by their roommates so much... I would never have brought them lunch every day!
That's his wife! His!
What to do if you are tired!
Colleagues rushed to wash the lunch boxes.
Lin Jianyuan sat in the back and watched happily like a feudal lord.
It was great to watch.
Go back to your workstation and take a nap.
Lin Jianyuan was about to stand up——
Kerala.
Lin Jianyuan was stunned and turned his head suspiciously.
Click.
Twist your waist.
Kerala.
Dancing the Yangge.
Kalala la la...
Nienile suddenly became alert: "Something's wrong, Lin Jianyuan, your bones..."
Lin Jianyuan rolled his eyes and looked up at the sky. "Something's wrong. Damn it, I told you that work is bad for your health! I've only been working all morning, and my lumbar muscle strain and cervical spondylosis are all acting up again!"
Nie Nie Le: “?”
Lin Jianyuan: "No need to sleep. Let's go hit the sandbag! Exercise!"
The big tumor in the basement: "???"
Why does the tumor suddenly become cold for no apparent reason?
Half an hour later.
Lin Jianyuan, feeling refreshed, walked away from the sandbag with a bruised face and nose.
The sandbag lying on the ground spraying little stars non-stop: "qaq"
"Which one should I hear first, good news or bad news?" Nienile carried the shell on his back, slowed down time, and strolled leisurely and confidently to the front of the tumor.
The sarcoma is dying.
Sarcoma is too lazy to talk.
Nienie was very proud and said to herself, "The good news is that you served our Uncle Lin very well just now. He shouldn't bother you again today."
Hearing this, Sarcoma finally regained the courage to live. He managed to stand up and asked, "What about the bad news?"
Nie Nie Le: "The bad news is that we will come again tomorrow."
sarcoma:"……"
ah! ! ! ! ! qaq! ! ! !
Having successfully broken Sarcoma's mentality, Nienile contentedly carried the shell on his back and twisted his body as he chased Lin Jianyuan.
After adjusting the speed of time flow, it returned to Lin Jianyuan's pocket in almost one second.
Little Stone asked sincerely, "When were you promoted to Grand Chamberlain? How come I didn't know about it?"
Nie Nie Le: “?”
Angel Eyeball scoffed, "So you're not? Then why do you care so much?"
Pinching Music: “???”
Nienile was instantly furious: "Fuck, do you understand? I'm helping Lin Jianyuan manage his subordinates! After all, only when Lin Jianyuan is happy will that S-rank person be happy! Only then will we, the little toys trying to make a living, get to enjoy the fruits of our labor! Oh no, this is the ways of the world! Do you understand?!"
Little Stone: “…”
Angel Eyeball: "..."
Just when Nienile was lamenting how these idiots didn't understand his good intentions at all, he suddenly heard that strange voice again.
Kerala.
Lin Jianyuan paused.
On the underground floor, in a narrow and tight passage.
There are ventilation ducts overhead, gray cement walls on either side, and flat ground beneath my feet.
There was no place where this sound similar to bones rubbing against each other could be made.
Lin Jianyuan's face was full of suspicion. He twisted his neck and waist.
Kerala...
The strange sound rang out again, echoing in the airtight underground corridor.
This time Lin Jianyuan was sure.
The sound came from his own bones: his cervical, thoracic, and lumbar vertebrae.
It also comes from the end of the corridor.
——Something at the end of the corridor was making a clattering sound.
Getting closer and closer.
Resonating with his own bones.
echo.
Almost at the same time.
Shi Shaoning was about to leave after handing over his shift when the alarm on the mobile terminal on his wrist suddenly rang!
"...Damn it!" Shi Shaoning cursed, but still turned around quickly and called the team members to set off.
Lin Jianyuan was at home, lying on the bed brushing the digestive system of the sweet potato.
The leisurely humming suddenly stopped.
A powerful aura unfolded instantly, and the flesh-red shadow surged like a huge wave!
The next second, the figure of [Evil Domain] disappeared.
Underground corridor.
Nienile gasped: "Lin, Lin Jianyuan...!"
Little Stone: "Something is coming! And..."
Angel Eyeball said solemnly, "Very strong. It's A."
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
What the hell is going on?
Damn, I’m already annoyed at work, and now I have these hallucinations and auditory hallucinations every day, right?
Lin Jianyuan was furious and without thinking, he took out everything in his trouser pockets.
Smash it towards the one making the noise.
Pinching Music, Little Stone, and Angel Eyes: "..."
That’s not how we use it!!!
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