Chapter 47 Chapter 47 My name is Gu Zou Daily Update (1 update)...
No matter what's hiding in the darkness, just throw what you have at it first.
Three small toys drew three graceful arcs in mid-air. In the dark and narrow corridor, the lights flickered.
At the end of the distant darkness, an old voice like a withered finger rang out softly:
"My name is Gu Zou..."
——Ga.
The old and skinny voice stopped abruptly.
Because Squeeze hit it.
As luck would have it, the light stopped at the moment it was turned on.
Then the entire corridor became bright, and the eerie and terrifying atmosphere disappeared.
Only a huge harp remained, standing quietly in the middle of the corridor.
...What the hell?
harp?
Why did a harp suddenly appear in the basement corridor?
Lin Jianyuan thought he had seen it wrong.
He rubbed his eyes, walked closer and saw that it was indeed a huge harp.
It is the kind that in the traditional impression, every ancient Greek forest goddess has one.
This harp was so tall that it reached the sky. Lin Jianyuan walked over and found that the top of the harp was actually taller than himself.
However, what is strange is that the harp is grayish white all over and is actually made of bones.
Lin Jianyuan's knowledge of human anatomy has increased significantly recently, so he could tell at a glance that these bones were not pig or cow bones, but human spines.
He immediately remembered the piece of spine he had picked up in the flower bed of the mental hospital.
Lin Jianyuan suddenly understood: Oh, it turns out that he is sick again.
But the next second he felt something was wrong.
Didn't he just finish punching the sandbag? He's in great spirits.
Why did he suddenly get sick again?
Lin Jianyuan frowned, vaguely feeling a sense of disobedience.
Just then, the sound of three small toys coming from the ground interrupted his thoughts.
"Hehehe, I'm awesome, right?" Nienile crawled over, twisting and turning, and said proudly, "Lin Jianyuan, let me tell you, I'm the most useful. You found a treasure, didn't you know that?"
Little Stone: "Indeed. Lord Time Thief is very good at fighting. Next time, we can just throw it away like a snail."
Nie Nie Le: “?”
Angel Eyeball: "Lin Jianyuan, my ability can be used without contact."
Lin Jianyuan looked at Mao Rongrong's eyes suspiciously: "You can talk? How can you talk?"
Three small toys: "?"
"Ahem." Angel Eyeball coughed awkwardly and said in a deep voice, "Actually..."
"Oh, I see." Lin Jianyuan skipped the conversation with one click. "I'm really sick again. Hallucination +1."
Angel Eyeball: “?”
Nie Nie Le & Little Stone: "..."
Now that it's been confirmed, there's nothing to worry about.
After all, he asked to be discharged from the hospital on his own initiative, and his condition did not actually improve.
Now the hallucinations are sometimes light and sometimes heavy, it is his own fault and he cannot blame anyone else.
But what could he do? Life was pressing. If he didn't go back to work, he wouldn't be able to support his wife.
Lin Jianyuan sighed and walked towards the elevator with the tired steps of a corporate slave.
He took a step forward and then stopped again.
Can't leave.
The reason is simple.
The harp was in the way.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan tried to push it with his hands, but failed because the huge human bone harp was extremely heavy.
It looks as if it were crafted from a real human spine, with the joint structure clearly visible.
The touch is also surprisingly...realistic.
Lin Jianyuan took two steps back and looked around, and found that the harp was wide and tall, just blocking the passage.
If you don't push the harp away, you'll have to squeeze between the strings.
But these strings, well, they look weird.
It is not like ordinary nylon chemical fiber. Under the cold incandescent light, it emits a strange luster.
It was clearly cold, inorganic matter, yet it seemed to be breathing faintly as if it had life.
Lin Jianyuan stared at the harp for a long time and finally understood where this sense of incongruity came from.
These strings are like the spinal cord.
The human spinal cord is made up of countless nerves. The strings of this harp are like splitting the spinal cord into individual nerve filaments, and then fixing these nerves on the harp.
This thing is really weird.
Especially in an underground passage with such stuffy air.
"You're right to be concerned." Angel Eyeball said solemnly, "Don't touch its nerves. It's poisonous."
"Oh, what should I do?" Little Stone said worriedly, "I can't push it open, and I can't squeeze through. I can't be trapped here and die."
Niggle hesitated: "How about I unfreeze its time first and let it move to another spot for us?"
Angel Eyeball: “.”
Little Stone: “.”
Nienile was instantly furious: "What are you doing? Why are you looking at me like that? Am I not helping out by giving advice?!"
Little Stone: "I don't have eyes."
Angel Eyeball: "I'm not looking at you... Lin Jianyuan, what are you holding in your hand?"
Hearing what Angel Eyeball said, Nie Nie Le raised his snail tentacles in surprise.
Then I saw Lin Jianyuan took out a gun from somewhere.
A fascia gun.
Lin Jianyuan had an expressionless face and adjusted the vibration mode of the fascia gun to the maximum.
Buzz buzz buzz!
The fascia gun was like a spiral electric drill, and it went towards the human bone harp!
Buzz buzz buzz!
The human bone harp vibrated all over!
Buzz buzz buzz!
The joints of the human bone harp rub against each other!
Buzz buzz buzz!
The joints of the human bone harp are loose!
Buzz buzz buzz!
Human bone harp!
Fall apart!
With a loud bang, the huge harp collapsed, and bones fell to the ground, forming a huge pile of bones.
Nie Nie Le: “…”
Little Stone: “…”
Angel Eyeball: "..."
The angel's eyes were shocked, and he suffocated for two seconds before he gasped and said, "Is this how he usually deals with heretics???"
Little Stone: "Normally, it's not this violent..."
Nienile was shocked: "No!"
Little Stone wiped away a non-existent cold sweat and said with a forced smile, "Yeah, he's usually pretty nice to us. Don't you think so?"
Nienile realized it belatedly: "...Oh, yes! Oh, yes, yes, he is usually very nice to us! Lin Jianyuan is such a good person."
Angel Eyeball: “………………”
"Okay, stop talking nonsense." Lin Jianyuan, the unparalleled good man in the world, put away the fascia gun, scratched his hair irritably and said, "Go back to work."
It just so happens that the limit of Nie Nie Le's time control has been reached.
Time on the bone harp began to flow again.
"Humans who have heard of my name... huh?"
The human bone harp looked at its own body in shock.
No, it no longer has a body.
Its body fell apart!
"What's going on? Ah! What's going on?!" The human bone harp collapsed and hugged its head - oh no, the head was gone - oh no, the strings were gone, and all the "hugging the head" actions no longer existed.
Human Bone Harp: "Ahhhhhhh!"
A pile of bones bounced and crackled on the ground, bumping into each other and making a loud scream of collapse.
0 people care.
0Heresy cares.
Because lunch break was over, Lin Jianyuan was about to go back to work cursing.
A pool of pink water suddenly appeared in view.
Lin Jianyuan was stunned for a moment, rubbed his eyes, and then went to greet her with surprise: "Wife? Why are you here?"
Human joys and sorrows are not shared.
The joys and sorrows of humans and heretics are even more incompatible.
The three little toys clamped their anus tightly, curled up on the ground and shivered.
The digestive system glanced at the three little toys, and a gentle smile that could scare a heretic to death appeared at the corner of its lips.
Just as He was about to speak, He suddenly noticed the pile of bones on the ground.
The digestive system's smile froze.
The digestive system asked in surprise, "What is this?"
"Ah, this is..." Lin Jianyuan was dumbfounded.
Can roommates see it?
My roommate could actually see it?!
In other words—the harp wasn't an illusion that only he could see?
That harp is real?!
It's all over, his roommates are going to find out about his mental illness and his brutal behavior of violently beating an innocent harp that was passing by!
Lin Jianyuan decisively said: "This is Lego."
Roommate: “Huh?”
Lin Jianyuan bent down to pick up a piece of bone and spoke seriously, "This is, uh, a sample sent by a manufacturer similar to Lego. A human... human skeleton, a limited edition for medical students during finals week, made of, uh, Lego."
roommate:"?"
The gray-white spine was still screaming in collapse.
A piece of intestine stretched out and rolled it up softly.
The pink intestinal mucosa accidentally rubbed against Lin Jianyuan's palm.
Lin Jianyuan: “~”
Wuhu, wife~
Lin Jianyuan was charmed.
Xie Yu took the spine and smiled gently, "Ah, if you say it's Lego, then it's Lego."
Gu Zou: “???”
No, who agreed?
I ask you, who agreed? ! who!
However, Gu Zou did not dare to act rashly in front of Xie Yu.
Are you kidding? That’s the top S-level heresy - [Evil Domain]!
Therefore, Gu Zou could only scream in his heart.
He was so cowardly that he was transformed into Lego by the evil domain's bare hands... no, his intestines.
Bone music: "QAQ!!!"
Nienilele: "... Although everyone got here this way..."
Little Stone: "...but seeing it again with my own eyes..."
The angel-eyed hunk wept: "It's horrible! It's so violent! It's so anti-heresy! How could it be like this? Oh, oh, oh!"
0 people care.
0S-level heretics care.
Lin Jianyuan had automatically ignored the hallucinations and auditory hallucinations. His mind was now full of how to introduce his stunningly beautiful wife to his colleagues.
Hehehehe.
Meanwhile, on the other side.
"Why did it disappear again?!" The subordinate couldn't believe it. He searched repeatedly with the detector, muttering to himself, "This can't be right! The engraving of [Bone Play] has been registered, how could it disappear? Logically..."
"Stop looking!" Shi Shaoning covered his face with black clothes and shouted angrily, "Looking for Wi-Fi? If you can't find it, you can't find it! Back off!"
"Are we going back like this?" The subordinate was a little embarrassed and glanced at his watch. "But it's only 1:45..."
There was a sense of surprise in his tone, as if asking, "Ah? You're getting off work at around one o'clock?"
Shi Shaoning really wanted to roll his eyes.
But no, he has the image of an idol.
So he coldly said "pack up" and turned around to get on the black special car for the return trip.
The subordinate couldn't control his smug expression and was about to follow him, but the next second, Shi Shaoning got out of the car again.
The subordinates were startled and quickly moved aside, thinking that there was another urgent task.
But Shi Shaoning waved his hands frantically, motioning him to get in the car first.
Then he held the phone, lowered his voice, and said to the other end of the phone as he walked away:
"I know, I know, I'm on my way back... Five minutes! I told you I was just going downstairs to buy Starbucks!... I'm wearing it! I'm wearing a mask and a baseball cap. I'm not stupid. How about wearing a Monkey King mask next time I go out?!... Damn! The director is so stupid... Damn, how would I know that he would suddenly change the scene and ask me to shoot early?! I know, I know! Stop rushing! The more you rush, the slower it gets! Five minutes! Damn, if you can't make it, I'll chop your head off, okay?!"
subordinate:"……"
Wow, it turns out Captain Shi is not in a hurry to get off work.
I'm in a hurry to go to another class.
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