Chapter 48 Chapter 48 is a social phobia (Column collection 32000+...
"What is this? I've never seen this kind of Lego before."
"New model? Limited edition? What kind of theme is this limited edition?"
"But it looks so interesting. This is the first time I've seen Lego with such a sense of design..."
White Lego is passed from one colleague to another.
Since there were so many white Legos, my colleagues all had one and had a lot of fun playing with them.
All I could hear was the sound of clicking.
Lin Jianyuan calmly replied, "Ah, this is the sample sent by the client."
Account manager Su Zhiwei asked in surprise: "Which customer? How can I..."
Lin Jianyuan decisively said, "I brought in this client myself. Don't tell anyone yet. We haven't even started yet. Don't let the idiot upstairs know."
Everyone nodded in tacit understanding: "Oh oh."
Their company has regulations that if you bring in projects yourself, you can get an additional 5 points in the final performance commission.
"But brother, is this really a knock-off brand? Isn't it the genuine product?" Pei Shuo happily pressed the two vertebrae together and then opened them apart, opened them apart, and then pressed them together again.
Bone Play: “…”
Pei Shuo was excited: "It feels so good! The joints are very smooth, and it snaps on easily. It's also easy to open again! The workmanship is amazing! How much is it?"
Bone Play: “…………”
Qin Shi: "Isn't this a sample? This brand is quite generous, giving so much at once. I think everyone in the office should have a basket to take home."
Bone Play: “………………”
Lin Jianyuan observed all this calmly.
When he came across this pile of bones in the basement, they not only creaked but also trembled.
But now, when it is in the hands of its colleagues, it is as quiet as a chicken.
It's like it's actually a bunch of Lego blocks.
This fully demonstrates that it is a Lego brick, not an illusion.
It's not like a harp was made from someone's spine.
The diagnosis is clear!
Lin Jianyuan breathed a sigh of relief.
"By the way, brother, does your partner have any dietary restrictions?" Pei Shuo suddenly said.
The office was silent.
"No." Lin Jianyuan turned to look at his roommate and said with a smile, "He's a greedy person. He doesn't have any restrictions on what he eats."
"Is that so?" My roommate's duodenum was like a small tail, wiggling softly.
Although the digestive system has no eyes, Lin Jianyuan can feel that it is looking at him with a smiling gaze.
Maybe this is love.
“…” Pei Shuo looked at them and seemed to be stunned for a second.
It wasn't until Qin Shi secretly nudged him with her elbow that Pei Shuo finally woke up and said, "Oh, you don't have any dietary restrictions, right? Then I'll start ordering."
"I'm so sorry, uh, sister-in-law." Qin Shi said, looking in Lin Jianyuan's direction. "We were planning to go out for dinner today to celebrate Brother Yuan's discharge from the hospital. We'd already booked the restaurant, but then that idiot Jiang Chen, you know, always shows up unexpectedly." "I'm so sorry, sister-in-law, uh, sister-in-law."
Qin Shi's tone was a little awkward.
Reasonable.
After all, the "sister-in-law" in front of her is a boy.
And her "sister-in-law" is not even older than her.
My sister-in-law is a male college student who has not yet graduated.
Putting himself in Qin Shi’s shoes, Lin Jianyuan also felt quite embarrassed, hahaha.
Lin Jianyuan smiled and said, "Oh, it's nothing. He happened to have no classes this afternoon. So he just came to accompany me to work."
He stretched out his hand and hooked it over his roommate, grinning and saying, "Really? Come and experience the life of a social animal in advance."
My roommate just kept smiling and didn't say anything.
It came out so smoothly.
Lin Jianyuan actually had no plans to come out to his colleagues so early. After all, coming out is a very personal matter.
At least ask your roommate's permission first.
However, his roommates came directly to his company and said that they were a little worried about him.
She said she came because she was worried about him, but in fact she was dressed up beautifully.
It was obvious that he was ready to make a grand appearance in front of his colleagues.
Isn’t this a declaration of sovereignty?
Lin Jianyuan pinched his roommate's liver teasingly and said, "Handsome boy, let me buy you a cup of coffee. Find a place to sit first. We can eat together after everyone is done."
"Okay." My roommate was very good-tempered and his tone rose slightly at the end.
So gentle that it seems like she will never get angry.
Lin Jianyuan found that he really liked his roommate more and more. Even a short "OK" was like a hook in his duodenum, scratching his heart.
And he made her very soft-hearted.
In this way, Lin Jianyuan walked out of the office holding his roommate Duodenal's hand, full of love and peace.
A tapping sound was heard behind him.
“Wait…wait!”
The voice was low and thin, as if the socially anxious person was trying hard to muster up courage.
But because I shouted too quickly, my voice was even a little cracked.
Lin Jianyuan turned around and saw no one.
I've been having auditory hallucinations quite frequently lately.
Lin Jianyuan and his roommates continued to move forward.
"Wait... Please, sir! Please wait a moment!!!"
The voice of the social phobia was getting more and more urgent, and it chased after them with a clattering sound.
Lin Jianyuan paused.
Pop.
Something hit the heel of my shoe.
"Alas--!"
The socially anxious voice gasped.
Then he began to apologize frantically, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I really didn't mean to bump into you! I was just in a hurry!... Oh, I didn't mean to say you were walking too fast! Your pace is that of a normal tall human! I ran too slowly, I'm sorry to have wasted your time, but could you please stop for a moment, please!..."
A series of sharp, thin sounds, like the rapid crackling sounds made by a screaming chicken being punched in the stomach.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
What’s the noise again???
Lin Jianyuan looked back suspiciously, and this time he finally saw it.
The person following behind him is not a socially anxious person.
But a bone.
A spine so tense that its spinous processes are trembling.
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
What kind of idiot is trying to be a social phobic?
Lin Jianyuan was about to start cursing when he suddenly remembered that his wife was still by his side. He had to restrain himself and not scare his wife.
Sure enough, my wife immediately asked, "What's the matter?"
The tone is gentle.
He knows that his wife's attention is all on him. So, as soon as something is a little wrong with him, his wife immediately comes to care about him, right?
Lin Jianyuan curled his lips and was about to tell his wife that it was okay, but he heard the socially anxious man's spine creak.
Hiccuped.
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Is this the sound a screaming chicken burps make?
"Please!" The spine rolled over and cried in a whimpering voice, "Please, don't let them play with me anymore! I'm anthropophobic! Every bone in my body is anthropophobic!!!"
...God damn anthropophobia.
My worldview is becoming increasingly richer.
Lin Jianyuan was in a hurry to buy coffee and a small cake for his wife, and suddenly he was too lazy to listen to it anymore.
He turned around and kicked the bone away.
Digestive system: “?”
Little toys: "..."
Lin Jianyuan pretended to stretch his body: "Ahem, nothing, just stretching my wrists and ankles. I've been sitting in the office all day and my back is a little sore."
The digestive system stretched out its intestines and gently wrapped around his wrist.
The slightly cool mucous membrane brought a strange touch. Lin Jianyuan felt as if his wrist was being iced, and the tenosynovitis caused by years of holding the mouse immediately improved.
Lin Jianyuan was moved.
Wife! My wife!
Is it an angel!
How come my wife just needs to touch my mouse hand?
The digestive system says, "You're a little calcium deficient."
Lin Jianyuan's expression changed in an instant: "Then let's go back and watch some adult movies?"
Roommate: “Huh?”
Lin Jianyuan was laughing his ass off. He remembered that his wife was also dating a boy for the first time, and she probably didn't even know what a pornographic film was.
"Forget it, I won't lead you astray. I was just kidding."
He reached out and hooked his wife's arm, only to feel her body was soft and slightly cold.
It feels so comfortable to touch in the hot summer.
My wife is so nice, hehe.
The sound of hurried footsteps came from behind again.
"Wow... I, I can..."
My spine was pressed to the limit, I summoned up my courage and shouted with all my might,
"Please! Don't let them play with me! I can give him calcium, vitamin D3, and chondroitin sulfate supplements!"
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Can eating food that helps with social anxiety also help with calcium? How does this work?
The next second he felt relieved.
Never mind, I really believed in my own illusions? Just listen to it.
Moreover, this socially anxious person can't even distinguish personal pronouns, sometimes calling me you, sometimes him.
It's a mess. Like a crazy squeezing machine.
When Lin Jianyuan thought of Nienile going crazy, he remembered the skip button that was disabled during the days when it went crazy, and he couldn't help but get angry.
He gave Nienile a big slap on the backhand.
Nienilele: "??? Lin Jianyuan, why did you hit me all of a sudden?"
Little Stone shouted: "I'm going to hit you, why would I choose a day to hit you?"
The angel hesitated, but still continued hesitantly: "I'll beat you, then I'll beat you. Do I have to choose a day to beat you?"
Nienile was furious: "Shadow bites me +￥$^=#Your uncle is so good that you don't learn @＆＃￥$#+!!!"
The little toys actually started fighting in Lin Jianyuan's bedroom!
Lin Jianyuan was furious and was about to yell "What are you doing!", but he saw his wife stretch out a piece of soft intestine.
He rolled up the intestines, picked up the piece of spine on the ground and stuffed it into his pocket.
"You get back pain easily, don't you? You should take some calcium supplements."
My roommate said, "I saw on Little Red Potato that sitting in the office all the time without getting out in the sun can lead to osteoporosis."
Lin Jianyuan was stunned and stared at his roommate blankly.
"What's wrong?" The roommate seemed to find his dazed expression very interesting. He stretched out a piece of duodenum and patted his face warmly and softly.
"Nothing, I just..." Lin Jianyuan touched his nose, "I just feel that you are so good to me."
My roommate's body temperature is lower than the average person.
But if the roommates stay with him for a long time, they will be warmed by his body temperature.
He really didn't expect that after he came back from making dirty jokes, his roommate still remembered his back pain.
Aren't male college students of his age usually only concerned with that kind of thing?
But roommates are different.
My roommate is different from all the boys.
Lin Jianyuan suddenly felt an indescribable throbbing in his heart, and at the same time he felt very embarrassed.
He is several years older than his roommate.
How can I feel so moved that my eyes ache just because of a word of concern?
Lin Jianyuan coughed awkwardly to choke back the bitterness in his eyes.
"Wife." Lin Jianyuan leaned over, gently touched his roommate's lips, and whispered, "It's great to know you."
"Really?" His roommate curled his lips. His warm, soft intestines coiled around him. "I think so too. It's great to know you."
They were stuck together, each with their own stomach.
But you can't be idle for too long, you still have to go to work.
...Speaking of which, Lin Jianyuan discovered a detail.
Whenever he and his wife are being affectionate, the little toys dare not even fart.
very good.
Sure enough, once he diverted his attention, all the hallucinations and auditory hallucinations disappeared.
This fully proves that the toys themselves cannot speak.
Things like [Time Thief], [Stumbling Block], and [Shadow Devourer] are all fake.
They are literally just squishies, little rocks, and stuffed animal keychains.
These are all little gifts of love given to him by his roommates~
Lin Jianyuan took his roommate downstairs, bought him some food at the cafe downstairs, found a place for him to play with Legos, and then came back to continue working.
There is a lot of work to do today, and everyone in the office has to work overtime.
Lin Jianyuan wanted to finish his work quickly so he could take his wife home. So as soon as he got back to his workstation, he immediately threw all his energy into it.
Extremely efficient.
I don’t know why, but everyone seems to be particularly motivated today.
Maybe it’s because there’s a new handsome mascot in the office, hahahaha.
Anyway, by 7:00 pm, everyone had almost finished their work.
The takeaway we ordered together was also delivered.
“Dinner is ready!”
Everyone worked together to open the takeaway boxes and gathered around the table to start eating.
There was an empty chair next to Lin Jianyuan, which was his wife's seat.
My wife seemed a little shy. She didn't chat with her colleagues much during the meal. She just sat next to him and smiled gently.
The colleagues also seemed a little unsure how to get along with their roommates. Lin Jianyuan guessed that everyone was still processing the fact that they were gay.
After all, it was too sudden.
When I brought my lunch at noon, everyone was calling me girlfriend.
But when the person came in the afternoon, he turned out to be a man.
A nice colleague suddenly came out.
It does take some time.
Only Pei Shuo remained enthusiastic throughout.
The golden-haired warm-hearted guy is not exaggerating, he always warmly invites his roommates to eat and drink.
The joyful dinner soon ended.
Although we were eating takeout, it was still pleasant for everyone to sit at the same table and have fun.
After dinner, everyone divided the work and took the initiative to clean up the garbage together.
"Hey, the trash can is so empty?" Qin Shi opened the half-person-high trash can and said in surprise, "Doesn't the aunt come to collect the trash every morning? Or did she come again this afternoon? When I came here at noon, there was still a lot of trash in it. I was worried that the trash wouldn't fit in the evening."
"It's okay. If you can't fit it in, just throw it downstairs. I'll do it." Su Zhiwei walked over and reached out to take the garbage bag from Qin Shi's hand.
"It can fit, it can fit." Qin Shi said.
Lin Jianyuan accidentally glanced at the trash can and was surprised to find that there was a familiar pattern on the big black trash bag.
White, pointy shark tooth pattern.
——Isn’t this the garbage bag from his house? !
Lin Jianyuan turned to look at his roommate: "Did you bring the garbage bags from home?"
Roommate: "Yeah. I saw the trash can was almost full, so I replaced it."
Lin Jianyuan felt unbelievable and a little amused. He reached out and rubbed his roommate's gallbladder, saying helplessly, "Wife, why are you so virtuous? Why are you so virtuous even when you come to my company?"
"You're being virtuous, huh?" My roommate smiled softly. "I just think the trash can is almost full. It's so dirty."
Oh, case solved.
Lin Jianyuan slapped his head. He almost forgot that his wife has mysophobia!
My wife definitely can’t stand seeing trash in the trash can!
But they even helped change the garbage bags in the company office, which is so considerate.
It’s over, it’s over. Will other people become interested in his good wife if he brings her out and shows her off in public every day?
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but hold his wife's little...little duodenum.
The mood was very good.
The corner of my roommate's mouth is like: "~"
It can be seen that my roommate is in a good mood now.
Everyone is in a good mood.
Mouth of the Abyss: "."
Angel Eyeball: “.”
Angel Eyeball whispered: "Brother, why are you also..."
The Abyss's mouth, with tears in his eyes, said: "Stop talking. It's all due to the pressure of life."
Little Stone looked relieved.
Nienile laughed out loud in schadenfreude.
The joys and sorrows of man and of heretics are not shared.
Now heretics can no longer communicate with each other.
The table was cleared and everyone was well fed and satisfied.
Lin Jianyuan said, "I still have a little work to finish."
My roommate's intestines bulged slightly, squirming and making gurgling sounds, and he said, "Okay. Then I'll go take a walk downstairs first."
Although my roommate has a good appetite, his digestive function seems to be not very good and he burps easily.
Lin Jianyuan wanted to kiss him, but there were so many colleagues around. He had no choice but to reach out and pinch his roommate's throat. He said, "Well, let's go downstairs. Remember that cafe downstairs? There's a square across the street where a lot of people walk their dogs at night. You can go play with the dogs. There are some really cool ones over there... Are you afraid of dogs?"
"I'm not afraid." The roommate smiled softly, "Do you think I'm such a coward?"
"Yes. You are more than just timid, you are also a baby." Lin Jianyuan said with a smile.
Lin Jianyuan said this in a low voice, and he felt a little embarrassed after saying it.
He really felt that he had been too love-sick these past few days. How could he even say such corny words?
But for some reason, I just naturally said these cheesy words to my wife.
I can't stand it, I'm really too love-brained.
The roommate had a smile on his face and was "looking" at him quietly.
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but hold his little...little duodenum and shook it gently.
People around: “…”
Little toys: "..."
"Ahem." Lin Jianyuan was really embarrassed now. His face flushed and he said, "Okay, okay, I'll stop talking. I need to go back quickly and finish my work as soon as possible so I can go home soon."
"Okay." The roommate smiled.
The warm and soft duodenum hooked on his little finger before leaving.
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Ah, I can’t stand it anymore.
How can you be so cute?
Downstairs, the square.
In the shadows where few people go.
Pop.
Pop.
The gray-white spine was thrown into the sky.
Pop.
It fell again and was caught by the intestines.
Click, click, click, click…
It is the trembling sound of the vertebrae joints rubbing against each other.
"Tell me?"
In the darkness, a huge flesh-red shadow silently released its pressure.
The oppressive feeling was so strong that Gu Zou, who was trembling with fear, couldn't even tremble.
It was held down tightly, the spinal joints completely locked together.
"Tell me about it, Guzou."
【Evil Realm】At your leisure.
There was still that gentle smile on her lips.
But his tone was cold and full of mockery.
"Why did you approach him deliberately?"
The evil domain asked,
"Why did you start approaching him in the mental hospital?"
"Even, he chased us here?"
Upstairs, in the office.
Pei Shuo was looking at the document on the screen in a daze when someone suddenly patted his shoulder.
He turned his head and saw Lin Jianyuan's familiar face.
"What are you daydreaming about? Hurry up and get to work. Do you want to stay here tonight?" Lin Jianyuan raised his eyebrows.
As always, he spoke in the tone of both a senior and an older brother.
Pei Shuo looked at the familiar face, and the image of Lin Jianyuan talking to the air over and over again with a sweet look on his face appeared in his mind again.
Brother Yuan’s condition has worsened!
From the moment he pointed at the air and introduced embarrassedly, "This is my girlfriend," everyone's heart skipped a beat.
But I dare not say it out loud.
Everyone was cooperating with him in his acting. Pei Shuo was a little overwhelmed at first, but gradually he understood everyone.
Can’t tell the truth!
After all, falling in love with air is miserable enough.
Wouldn't it be even worse if it was exposed in front of my colleagues?!
What else can we do?
Just continue to act with him!
It’s actually not that difficult.
After all, Lin Jianyuan has been suffering from mental illness for a long time, and everyone has a lot of acting experience.
But this time is different, this time there is a problem.
This time, everyone had to pretend to see the "roommate" and pretend to communicate with the "roommate" enthusiastically.
After all, the "roommate" is Brother Yuan's partner!
And the setting is still a male!
He is a 20-year-old male college student!
...I didn't realize Brother Yuan actually likes this...
Well, that's not the point.
The point is, how can I interact with a ball of air in an unusual way without being discovered by Brother Yuan?
We can't just ignore Brother Yuan's romantic partner!
In short, everyone was very nervous and brain-intensive during the meal...
But I've finished eating...
Pei Shuo couldn't help but let out a long sigh when he thought of this.
He looked at Lin Jianyuan's concerned eyes and was thinking about how to smooth things over.
Lin Jianyuan touched his nose, as if he suddenly remembered something, and asked with a little embarrassment and a little pride:
"Oh, right. I noticed you guys have been a little uncomfortable all afternoon. It seemed like no one reacted that strongly when someone else came out before. Why do you all seem so shocked when I come out today?... Is it because my wife is so beautiful?"
Pei Shuo: “Ah?”
"Tell me the truth," Lin Jianyuan suddenly sat up straight, looked him in the eyes, and became serious. "Tell me the truth, what do you think of my wife, um, what does she look like?"
Pei Shuo: “………………”
What the fuck is this? ! ! !
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