Chapter 62 Chapter 62 Calcium Supplement Atmosphere Light Daily Update (1 update)…
It was already late at night when I returned from the Administration.
Lin Jianyuan's steps were a little unsteady, and his roommate offered him a hand.
Lin Jianyuan turned around.
"Although this isn't the first time..." Lin Jianyuan scratched his head, looking at his front door in a daze, "But I still think teleportation is amazing."
Fortunately, there is teleportation.
Otherwise, the subway and bus will be gone at this time.
There are no shared bicycles in the wilderness.
Then you can only call for a ride-hailing service.
Even if you call an online taxi driver, he may not be willing to come. After all, those who often kill people know that this is a good place.
Then you can only pray that the master will come by paying more money.
But it's really remote out in the wilderness, and taxi fares are expensive in the middle of the night. I don't know how much it will cost to take a taxi back for these dozens of kilometers...
Oh no, I almost forgot that I am now a regular employee and our family earns 3 million yuan a year. How about we buy two cars, one for him and one for his wife? No, my wife can teleport, so does she still need to buy a car? Wait, does my wife know how to drive?
Can my wife get a driver's license?
My wife already has an ID card, so can she take a driver's license test?
Lin Jianyuan fell into deep thought.
Lin Jianyuan's brain: Forget it. This question is too outrageous.
"Honey, honey." Lin Jianyuan immediately put the strange question behind him and happily took his roommate's duodenum. "Come here! I want to show you something!"
"What?" My roommate's lips curled up, her tone sweet. "You've given me so many surprises these past few days. So many. I can hardly eat anymore."
Wuhu! Wife!
He hasn't even brought out the surprise yet and the emotional value has already reached its maximum!
Wife! His wife!
How come his wife is so nice!
Lin Jianyuan was delighted and took out a small toy from his computer bag.
The social anxiety Lego that I didn’t bring to the management bureau just now.
Social anxiety Lego trembles.
Even his voice was shaking under the gaze of the S-class heretics and the S-class heretics.
"Hello, hello, hello!"
Although the spine does not have a throat, the vocal cords are also pressed against the fascia gun.
Lin Jianyuan looked back suspiciously: "Are there many people at home?"
"Ouch!" The socially anxious spine didn't have a mouth, but it still choked on its own saliva. "Yes, yes, yes, I'm sorry! That's not what I meant!"
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore."
Lin Jianyuan was in a good mood tonight. He pinched the spinous process on his spine and said, "Lego, Lego! Start taking calcium supplements!"
“It’s a pleasure to serve you!”
Pavlov's spine reflexively stood at attention and he yelled.
"What? What do you want to show me?"
My roommate tilted his head and supported his chin.
Lin Jianyuan ran to the gate.
Click.
Turn off the lights.
The small, cramped, and closed-off rental house fell dark.
The small white spots of light, like luminous spores, spread quietly under the moonlight.
"Hehe, isn't it very--hmm!" Lin Jianyuan walked over in the dark and bumped into the table unexpectedly.
Before he fell, a piece of intestine stretched out.
Catch him steadily.
Lin Jianyuan blinked in the dark.
The faint light emitted by the spine was still too little to allow him to see his surroundings clearly.
He could only be led by his roommate's intestines, following the intestines and groping for the melon, and walked over little by little.
“…Isn’t it beautiful?”
Lin Jianyuan groped his way and sat down next to his roommate.
I heard my roommate's low laughter.
My roommate said nothing.
Lin Jianyuan thought he would say something coquettish like "beautiful" or "very beautiful".
But he said nothing.
He just smiled.
The deep voice has an inexplicable sexiness in the darkness.
...something's wrong.
Lin Jianyuan's face felt a little hot.
He found that something seemed to be wrong with his roommate since he was exposed.
It seems, it seems that I am not so naive anymore...
It seems to be getting more and more...
“Hmm…”
Caught off guard, Lin Jianyuan's mouth was sealed.
His roommate reached in like a little snake and gently pried him open.
Lin Jianyuan felt like he had become a clam being eaten.
“Mmm, mmm…”
Lin Jianyuan felt a little dizzy for a moment, but the remaining rationality in his mind still made him struggle.
The roommate understood.
The intestines crawled into Lin Jianyuan's pockets, took out all the small toys, pushed open the bedroom door and threw the small toys in.
The little toys screamed colorfully.
Only a social anxiety atmosphere lamp was left in the dark living room.
The calcium-replenishing atmosphere light that was left on purpose: "QAQ!!!"
Please leave me the tonic!!!
You guys are romantic, but can you please take care of the social anxiety?!
……no.
Lin Jianyuan was so dizzy from the kiss that his whole body went limp. He was short of oxygen.
His roommates were holding up the back of his head and waist. Something was wrapped around him, holding him tight.
Pull him close.
Kiss him deeper.
Eat him up.
No... Lin Jianyuan's thinking became dull, and he thought blankly:
How did I understand it...
Didn't he just...mumble...a couple of times...
How did my roommate understand what he was... um... saying...
So weird.
So weird.
Oh, I remember now.
Is it because his roommate is eating his mouth?
My roommate once said that you can know what he is thinking by eating his mouth...
Doesn't that mean he... um... doesn't have... um, no... secrets...?
broken……
Broken...but so funny...
Eating your mouth will reveal secrets...so funny...
Lin Jianyuan felt dizzy and his head was spinning. He was severely lacking oxygen and everything in front of him was pitch black.
But the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.
My roommate suddenly stopped.
"breathe."
His roommate pinched his mouth.
In a way that was a little unfamiliar to him.
But a deep, smiling voice suddenly made his scalp tingle:
"Why aren't you breathing again?"
Lin Jianyuan was stunned and unable to react.
Until his roommate bit his lip and blew a breath into his slightly open mouth, which he forgot to close.
Lin Jianyuan came back to his senses in an instant.
His face turned red instantly!
"You were fooled by my kiss, huh?"
The roommate laughed again.
I don’t know if it was because we were in the dark, but my roommate spoke very softly.
Very softly, as if speaking next to his ear.
The hot and wet sensation scratched his eardrums.
Lin Jianyuan shivered from the itch and backed away, unable to bear it.
My roommate said, "Don't move. You're going to fall."
Having said that, he stuck out his intestines.
I don’t know how many intestines were woven into a soft armchair, which supported Lin Jianyuan’s back.
Lin Jianyuan: “…Puff.”
Fortunately, he couldn't see it, otherwise he would have died of laughter just imagining the scene.
no.
It's funny even if you can't see it!
“Hahahaha…” Lin Jianyuan couldn’t stop laughing while touching the intestinal chair.
"?" The roommate didn't understand why he suddenly burst into laughter, and stretched out his duodenum to poke his face in the dark.
"What are you laughing at?"
"Don't you think it's funny? Hahahahaha..."
"So what are you laughing at?"
"You used your intestines to weave a rattan chair for me, hahahahaha...weaving a rattan chair with your intestines...hahahahahahaha!"
"Is this so funny?"
“Hahahaha, isn’t your sense of humor usually very low? Why aren’t you laughing now… Hahahaha, I can’t stand it… I can’t stop hahahaha… So funny, really funny hahahahaha…”
"Stop laughing!" His roommate frantically hugged him with his body. "You're really going to fall!"
Lin Jianyuan laughed so hard that his whole body was shaking.
Even his liver, gallbladder, spleen, pancreas, and large and small intestines, which were tightly wrapped around him, were shaking.
"Oh." The roommate sighed helplessly.
"How come you've learned to sigh?" Lin Jianyuan hugged him tightly.
Suddenly I discovered that my wife's body can be turned into a rocking chair.
Or a swing.
That kind of stuff anyway.
You can hug your wife and swing your feet off the ground.
Fun.
My roommate said, “I learned this from you.”
Lin Jianyuan: "Why not learn something else?"
Roommate: “Then what to study?”
Lin Jianyuan: "Learn from me how I say I love you every day. Learn from me how the first thing I say every morning when I wake up is, 'Husband, you've become more handsome today.'"
My roommate laughed so hard his guts started shaking: "How could you have said that?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Then I don't care!"
Roommate: “No matter what?”
Lin Jianyuan: “No matter!”
"Okay then." The roommate smiled helplessly and sighed softly. Then he leaned close to his ear, caressed his earlobe with his lips and said, "Hubby..."
Lin Jianyuan opened his eyes wide in the darkness.
"Husband, you are...ah again today."
Lin Jianyuan suddenly began to struggle wildly.
Bang!
Before his digestive system could recover, Lin Jianyuan fell to the ground with a thud!
"What's wrong with you?" His roommate hurriedly stretched out his intestines to pull him up, wanting to feel where he fell. "Does it hurt?"
"No, no, no!" Lin Jianyuan was breathing rapidly, his face was burning, but he felt inexplicably scared in his heart.
There was an indescribable fear that made him, made him a little...
excited.
Lin Jianyuan's heart was beating wildly, his lips were dry and his throat was tight.
What made it even more difficult for him to talk about was his thing.
But he was a little scared.
He didn't know why he was a little scared, and he didn't know why he was scared.
He felt something very strange in his stomach, hot, tight, and vigorous, burning like a flame.
That's what scared him.
But he didn't dare to think about it.
As human beings, our rationality is like a string stretched to its limit.
He instinctively panicked.
But I couldn't control my excitement.
Something deep in my throat was even trembling with excitement.
Makes him want to swallow, want to be filled.
Let him want whatever he wants, and burn all his rationality.
He was frightened by his excitement.
"……What's the matter?"
The roommate was puzzled and got up to chase him.
"No, nothing."
Lin Jianyuan blushed in the dark, and was extremely glad that he had turned off the lights just now.
The roommate stretched out his duodenum, as if wanting to pinch his face.
Hey!
Stay in the intestines!
How could I possibly let you touch my face while I'm frying an egg!
Lin Jianyuan rushed into the bathroom: "I need to take a shower first, I'm going to stink!"
roommate:"?"
Smelly?
Does it stink?
The roommate raised his "head" slightly.
Sniff.
Sniff.
It doesn't smell.
There was only the smell of glandular fluid in the air.
…
When Lin Jianyuan came out of the shower, his roommate had already turned on the light.
The bright lights calmed Lin Jianyuan down a lot.
The main reason was that Lin Jianyuan became much calmer after seeing his wife's full appearance.
After all...it's the digestive system...
Although he was once diagnosed with mental illness, Lin Jianyuan was not really mentally ill after all.
He was on the digestive system wife could kiss down already love.
If you want that again, it would be too much.
Lin Jianyuan felt like there was a wall of psychological defense in front of him.
It’s not that he’s being pretentious.
This is more like a self-protection mechanism.
Just like a normal person cannot cut his own finger even if he points a knife at it.
Even if you give him two million, he still can't cut it.
This is the self-protection mechanism.
Fortunately, my wife doesn’t have that kind of idea.
Lin Jianyuan looked at his wife lying on the bed, browsing Xiaohongshu with her appendix shaking, and thought with relief:
Fortunately, his wife is simple, ignorant and naive!
His lovely wife wouldn't even think about that!
Let’s talk about it later!
Well, let’s talk about that later!
After taking a shower, Lin Jianyuan was clean and smelled good. He jumped onto the bed and hugged his wife.
After not hugging her for a while, my wife became cold and soft again.
Wuhu! Pinch it well!
They hugged each other and played on the bed for a while.
Getting ready to turn off the lights and go to bed.
Before going to bed, Lin Jianyuan remembered that his cell phone seemed to have been vibrating, so he took it out and took a look.
Sure enough, there are a lot of unread messages.
Apart from work matters in the work group, most of the time it was colleagues showing concern for him in various ways.
And a bunch of bullshit from the landlord.
The bottom line is: rent is going up! It’s going up next month!
If you don't agree, move out immediately!
Lin Jianyuan decisively opened XX rental.
After thinking about it, I opened XX to buy a house.
I looked around happily, then remembered that my bank card balance was 2,000 yuan.
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
When does the Administration pay salaries every month?
"I'm so poor, wife." Lin Jianyuan put down his phone and said sadly, "How about we arrest that guy from last time, that delirious guy, and bring him here to report to the authorities. Then we can ask the administration to give us some living expenses in advance."
Roommate: "Ah, but I've already thrown him away..."
Lin Jianyuan: "Where did you throw it?"
Roommate: "About 800 kilometers away. I can't remember."
Lin Jianyuan: "Forget it, I have to go to the management bureau to work tomorrow anyway. If it doesn't work out, I can just stay in the rest area for a few days."
at the same time.
750 kilometers away.
Shi Shaoning was sitting in a helicopter and was urgently pulled over to carry out a mission.
He roared angrily at the other end of the headset.
"Why me again?! What's wrong with you? 800 kilometers! Even if I send a helicopter 800 kilometers away, you're still going to kill me!"
"Is our bureau so short of manpower already?! What do you mean I have experience dealing with delirium? What kind of combat experience do I need to have just to spray some toilet water?!"
"If you want me fucking dead, just shoot me instead of making me work overtime every day and then die suddenly in a helicopter! I'm really going to die in front of you! No kidding! I'm really going to jump out of the helicopter and die in front of you!!! I'm going to die in front of you!!!"
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