Chapter 63 Chapter 63 The sculpture can finally go off work (nutrient solution 17w plus...
The next day.
The two went to work at the Administration together.
The location of the administration is quite remote, but fortunately there is no need to take the subway to commute.
Shi Shaoning had arranged everything for them yesterday, so there was someone to greet them at the entrance of the administration early this morning.
"Mr. Lin, please come this way."
A woman in work clothes led the way with a smile on her face.
Lin Jianyuan took a liking to this lady at first sight.
After all, a man who can call his wife "Mr. Lin" upon first meeting her will surely achieve great things in the future.
"We're here. Mr. Lin Jianyuan, please wait here. Your mobile terminal will receive your work schedule for today shortly. Just follow the instructions. Mr. Lin Xieyu, please follow me."
The guide gave directions politely.
Xieyu said, "No need. I remember the way."
My roommate didn't say much in front of others and spoke in a nonchalant tone, but his appendix was secretly swinging behind his intestines.
My roommate said, "No need for you to lead the way. I'll go there by myself in a moment."
Lin Jianyuan: "Thank you?"
My roommate got it in a second and said politely, "Thank you."
Guide: “!”
This heretic is obviously super powerful yet super polite!
Weird!
Kind of cute!
The guide left with a smile on his face.
My roommate's duodenal probe came over my head.
Lin Jianyuan smiled and held his hand. When he turned around, he saw that his roommate also had a smile on his face.
My heart was suddenly filled with tenderness.
Lin Jianyuan looked around. This was the place Shi Shaoning had brought him to yesterday, the Field Team Hot Spring SPA Center.
Well, the official name is not actually this, I think it’s called the rest area?
Shi Shaoning said that after completing a mission, you can rest here. If you are not on a mission and have nothing to do, you can also come and play.
Contact with heresy will lead to spiritual pollution, and there are many ways to eliminate pollution.
The sobering potion is the most direct and fastest method, but it smells like toilet water after all, and spraying too much will give people a headache.
A gentler approach is relaxation therapy.
Therefore, the Administration has provided the most comfortable rest areas for field teams that are most vulnerable to contamination.
It was already late when they arrived yesterday, so there were not many people in the hot spring SPA area.
I guess they are all sleeping in the room.
It's ten o'clock in the morning and there are already a lot of people.
Everyone was wearing black combat uniforms and came out one after another, picking up plates to eat the buffet breakfast.
"The combat uniform is quite handsome." Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but yearn for it.
The combat uniforms need to be customized, and someone has already come to him to measure the size. It is said that they will be sent out in the next two days.
My roommate looked toward the buffet area.
The fighters in the buffet area also looked in their direction.
——The field team can observe heresy with the naked eye without the help of any instruments.
This is a prerequisite for joining the field team. The probability of this happening is only a few in ten thousand.
It is relatively scarce.
This is also the reason why Lin Jianyuan was assigned to the Field Affairs Department instead of the Internal Affairs Department.
Lin Jianyuan was a little slow and couldn't feel the aura of these fighters.
But years of working as a corporate slave taught him to read people's expressions.
He keenly saw the hostility in the eyes of those fighters:
"What are you doing here?"
"Let's go." Lin Jianyuan straightened his back immediately when he thought about the fact that he was an S-rank heretic breeder specially approved by the higher-ups. He pulled his roommate up and said forcefully, "Let's go see if there's anything to eat."
My roommate said, "I'm really looking forward to it. It feels like it's going to be really cool."
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan was stunned for a moment and found that his roommate was "looking" at him.
The roommate was very interested and "looked" at the buffet area over there, and then "looked" at Lin Jianyuan's body from top to bottom.
Then he said happily, "It feels so cool. I'm looking forward to it."
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
This is what you are looking at!
Lin Jianyuan's face suddenly turned red.
He felt that his figure was average. Although his combat uniform was indeed very handsome, that was only the clothes that were handsome and had nothing to do with him as a person.
My roommate is really affectionate and sees beauty in everything.
Hey, what can I do?
A wife is a wife.
My wife is like this~
Lin Jianyuan blushed and coughed twice, then, in full view of everyone, took his roommate's hand and walked into the buffet area.
Everyone looked over.
Lin Jianyuan could actually understand.
First of all, the roommate is a glowing pink swimmer.
Secondly, he was holding his roommate's duodenum.
Even though it was normal in his eyes, it was still too much in the eyes of outsiders.
But this is my first day at the Administration after all.
My roommate was treated differently on his first day at work. Will things get better in the future?
So he straightened his back, looked confident, bent down, picked up two plates, and handed one to his roommate.
My roommate smiled gently and took the plate.
A fighter next to him couldn't help but say, "I leaned up hard. I saw the digestive system eating buffet."
Another combatant said, "Evil Realm?"
The roommate nodded modestly.
The man looked his roommate up and down and said, "I heard you have a big appetite. Take your time with the food. The kitchen doesn't know you're coming to eat."
After a pause, he added, "Next time you come, ask the kitchen to restock the food in advance."
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
The roommate was very willing to follow suit and said with a smile, "Okay."
The two fighters took the food and found a place to sit down and eat it voraciously.
Look at them from time to time.
His eyes were filled with the thought, "Hurry up and eat, you dead mouth, or you'll have nothing to eat soon!"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
So this is the kind of hostility!
Lin Jianyuan suddenly found it funny, and his tense mood relaxed a lot.
The two continued to carry their plates to get food. The food at the Administration was really good. The buffet area was comparable to a five-star hotel, with a wide variety of dishes, all served fresh and hot.
The two of them sat down to eat for a while. It was almost eleven o'clock when Lin Jianyuan saw someone else coming out of the lounge, yawning, looking like he had just woken up.
Lin Jianyuan knew that he had come to the right unit!
It must be said that although everyone looked lazy, everyone noticed the presence of their roommate at the first moment.
The roommate's imprint was already registered, so it wouldn't trigger the alarm.
However, these combat members still relied on some kind of keen insight and instantly aimed at their roommates with their eyes like sniper rifles.
Freeze and examine.
Then, in less than a second, he looked away.
It was obvious that everyone already knew that the roommate was the new colleague.
Lin Jianyuan felt that everyone was still on guard against their roommate.
But it was only a defensive stance, not hostility.
Only then did Lin Jianyuan feel relieved.
"Wife, did you say anything over there..." Lin Jianyuan chewed.
Lin Jianyuan didn't finish his words.
Bang!
Many people dropped their plates, cups and chopsticks.
"...When do you want to go?" Lin Jianyuan said as he turned his head suspiciously.
All the fighters in the self-service area turned their heads in unison, with various complex expressions of horror on their faces.
Some people even looked at him in amazement.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
what.
I've never seen anyone call a woman his wife.
My roommate held his chin in his hand and smiled softly, "As long as I'm in the administration, I'm working."
As he spoke, as if to prove something, he heard "knock knock" sounds from under Lin Jianyuan's feet.
Something tapped him from beneath the ground.
The soles of his feet were itchy because of the tingling sensation on his shoes.
At first glance, it's my roommate's naughty little intestine~
Lin Jianyuan laughed and punched his roommate's liver. "Stop it! It's itchy and you can't scratch it! Then, when I'm not working, can't you accompany me to work?"
Roommate: “Yes.”
Lin Jianyuan glanced at the work schedule sent on the mobile terminal and was told that today was the induction training and the course would start at two o'clock in the afternoon.
Training ends at 3:30. 20-minute tea break.
Continue training until 4:30. That’s it.
This was his entire work schedule for the day, which was mainly just on-the-job training.
But this does not prevent him from enjoying the benefits provided by the Administration to the field team.
The door to the rest area was always open to him.
"I'm a little embarrassed." Lin Jianyuan was embarrassed. "I feel like I didn't do anything and just ate and drank for free."
The roommate didn't say anything.
It took two seconds for the appendix to start moving again.
Roommate: “Huh?”
The roommate was slow to react. Lin Jianyuan reached out and rubbed his stomach, saying with a smile, "Are you full? Are you sleepy?"
Roommate: "Just now [hesitated] and wanted to escape again. I picked it up and smashed it on the ground, then put it back."
Lin Jianyuan froze while rubbing his roommate's belly.
So sudden! So violent!
No. My roommate is actually at work!
Working remotely!
In fact, the roommates in their family are the real labor force.
People were sitting in the cafeteria, their intestines were slinging around in the deepest part of the containment area.
My roommate is the one who earns the money to support the family.
He Lin Jianyuan is just a pendant!
Lin Jianyuan was once again shocked by his roommate's strength as an S-level heretic.
"Why don't you continue?" The roommate curled his lips and came over.
Her belly rubbed against his palm.
Lin Jianyuan: “~”
Ahahaha, just hang it up~
His wife is so cute, so what if he just treats her as a digestive aid?
"You don't have class until two o'clock." His roommate was drowsy from his belly rubs. She leaned her throat against his forearm like a snake, "So what are we going to do now?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Go to bed?"
"Okay!" My roommate said with a slightly happy tone, "Go to bed!"
You can see that he is really sleepy.
But my roommate clearly didn’t eat much at the buffet.
Uh, I didn’t eat much of the buffet on the human side.
As for those heretics in the containment area below who are constantly trying to escape...
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but shed tears for the unfamiliar snacks.
There are many lounge chairs in the hot spring area, as well as a dedicated separate lounge.
The whole area is warm and steamy, perfect for sleeping.
Lin Jianyuan pushed open an empty lounge and was about to go in when his roommate stopped him.
"Someone is here." said my roommate.
Lin Jianyuan was surprised: "Where is the person? There are only a few decorative sculptures here... Holy shit!"
A group of sculptures in the lounge: "Holy shit!"
Sculpture A: "Holy crap! I fell asleep after seeing my digestive system!"
Sculpture B: "Fuck, isn't this a demonic realm? When did our Administration fall? Why are S-rank heretics even rushing into the lounge?"
Sculpture C: "Fuck, this guy has a bracelet, he's one of us!"
Sculpture D: "Fuck, brother, why are you holding onto the Demon Realm? Is it your vassal? Are you S-rank??? When did our bureau ever have an S-rank combatant? Sorry, I've been skeletonized and can't stand up. I'm sorry for not welcoming you..."
After being reminded by Sculpture D, Sculptures ABC looked at the mobile terminal on Lin Jianyuan's wrist.
But because their bodies are ossified, their necks are stiff, so they can't stretch their necks.
It can only stretch the optic nerve.
Lin Jianyuan said modestly, "I'm not a vassal. I'm actually a new D-rank field officer. But she is indeed S-rank. She's my wife~"
The sculptures: “???”
It's over. They have been mentally contaminated by the S-class heretics.
Otherwise, how could they see humans calling a piece of shit their wife???
Anyway, after a brief introduction, the sculptures accepted the fact that Xie Yu was Lin Jianyuan's wife...
Bullshit!!!
How could there be someone in this world who would fall in love with a piece of shit?!
That's a bunch of shit!
It’s going into the water!!!
Since the sculptures are sculptures, they cannot make expressions.
Only the constantly trembling eyeballs fully express the author's thoughts and feelings.
"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore." Lin Jianyuan had no intention of showing off his affection with his new colleague. He turned serious. "What are you doing here? Is this some new way of keeping fit?"
There seems to be something like Five Animal Exercises in Traditional Chinese Medicine, which simulates animal postures to maintain health.
Bionics can also be used to build aircraft.
Are there any particular requirements for using combatants as sculptures?
Lin Jianyuan asked the sculptures sincerely.
Sculptures: “…”
He burst into tears with a loud cry.
…Then Lin Jianyuan heard a cruel story.
They have been turned into sculptures for several days!
They haven't taken a bath for several days!
Although I have turned into a sculpture and my basal metabolic rate has dropped to the lowest level, I don’t need to eat or drink water at all, but I still feel very hungry psychologically!
What's even more annoying is that those bastard comrades would deliberately bring in barbecue fried chicken and snail noodles to eat! They would even put it to their mouths and say, "Oh my god, this smells so good, don't you want to have a bite?"
You! Don’t! Come! For! A! Sip!
Don’t they want to have a bite?!
Don’t they want to?!
I really want to hit someone.
Woo woo woo.
The mighty and majestic battle sculptures make the tough men shed tears.
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
The more I listen, the more familiar it sounds.
This skill description sounds like the calcium-supplementing atmosphere light in our home.
"Wife..." Lin Jianyuan was about to pull his roommate over to say a few words to him, but when he turned around, he found that his roommate was gone.
“?!!!”
Lin Jianyuan stood up suddenly, his expression changing suddenly.
However, the panic had just begun to show up.
The roommate came back to him.
Lin Jianyuan opened his mouth, and all his panic turned into a curled corner of his mouth the moment he saw his roommate.
"Wife, where did you go just now? I was scared to death." Lin Jianyuan's heart was still beating wildly.
My roommate came over and whispered, "I sneaked home and brought the [Bone Music] here."
"We have such a good understanding." Lin Jianyuan's emotions quickly calmed down. He smiled and said, "I was just about to tell you this."
Lin Jianyuan brought a small piece of [Bone] in front of the sculptures.
Social anxiety Lego trembles.
The pupils of the battle sculptures trembled like marble.
What?
What do you say is in your hand?
【Bone Music】?
That A-rank heretic [Bone Play] who wiped out our entire team without even seeing a shadow of a shadow? !!!
Where’s the D-class newbie I was promised?
You have an A-level heretic in your hands!
Is this correct?
Is this right!!!
The sculptures fell into an eerie silence.
…Forget it, this D-rank newbie is already dating an S-rank heretic, so let’s just let him be…
Lin Jianyuan turned on the ambient light and asked Lego to recycle the calcium from the sculptures while saying, "Sorry, brothers, I just got here and didn't know you were here, uh, sculpting. I'm really sorry, I'll treat you to dinner next time..."
Once the ossification was released, everyone collapsed as if their tendons had been pulled out.
They all fell to the ground and sighed in comfort.
After recycling the calcium, the socially anxious Lego began to desperately crawl into Lin Jianyuan's sleeve, making Lin Jianyuan's wrist itch.
He pulled out the social anxiety Lego again, shook it in his hand and said, "Brothers, I have a question. Do we need to register this with the containment area? Otherwise..."
He paused before he finished speaking.
The crooked former sculptures on the ground suddenly raised their heads.
One person asked, "This hasn't been registered yet?"
Another person said, "Impossible. The imprint of [Bone Playing] was deciphered long ago, and he's still wanted. This is the headquarters of the Administration! Tens of thousands of detectors..."
Lin Jianyuan scratched his head and looked at the serious and suspicious expressions of the fighters who were slowly getting up from the ground.
He found that he seemed to be thinking the same thing as them.
[Guzou] has not been registered on the whitelist and is still wanted.
——Then it has come to the Administration headquarters. There are tens of thousands of pollution detectors inside the Administration. How come...
None of them rang?
If only Lin Jianyuan hadn't brought it in today, but it had sneaked in on its own.
It’s not the case that the entire army will be wiped out.
At least several thousand people in the administration must have been turned into statues.
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