Chapter 7 Chapter 7 I knew this was my kind of nipper! ^^…
Lin Jianyuan retrieved his phone and tried to go back to sleep, but he was already exhausted. He was still tired, so he could only stand up and curse.
Back in the live studio, he asked Pei Shuo, "How is it?"
"No problem!" Pei Shuo gave him an OK sign.
Lin Jianyuan nodded and sat down next to him again.
I don’t know if the short nap just now took effect, but this time Lin Jianyuan felt that the speed of time was not so strange.
The two-hour sentence passed quickly, and everyone was released. The director stood up, stretched, and said, "Okay! Off to work!"
"Yeah!"
"I'm so tired, I'm going to eat skewers! Is anyone here?"
"Come on, come on, which restaurant? Who's driving? I need a ride!"
No matter when you get off work, it is always the most harmonious moment for workers.
Everyone ignored the heated arguments that were going on a moment ago about "the poster wasn't posted correctly" and "who the hell changed the teleprompter again and didn't notice the banned words?"
People left the live broadcast room in groups of three or four, with tired and relaxed expressions on their faces.
Lin Jianyuan remembered he had forgotten to take something, so he headed to the next-door lounge. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Jiang Chen sprawled out, snoring with his mouth open. There was even a leftover fruit plate by the sofa; this bastard really knew how to enjoy himself.
The lounge was filled with noise, not only snoring, but also croaking all over the floor.
These frogs crawling all over the ground are a bit disgusting when you first see them, but they are okay after you get used to them.
Lin Jianyuan didn't close the door when he came in. He glanced behind him and saw that his colleagues who were leaving get off work were still talking and laughing in groups, and no one was paying attention to this place.
Even the two frogs that escaped and landed on the instep of the foot were ignored, which fully proved that these frogs were hallucinations.
Lin Jianyuan looked at Jiang Chen who was sleeping soundly, and became more and more angry. He wanted to drag him out of his sleep and beat him up.
Damn it, Pei Shuo and I worked so hard to watch the live broadcast and clean up his mess, but this idiot just slept comfortably here all night!
And just like Pei Shuo said, forget about "thank you," there wasn't even a cup of coffee! Overtime pay is hard to say either. Given Jiang Chen's bastard personality, he'll definitely keep his own mistakes to himself. It's already good enough that he didn't put the blame on Pei Shuo...
Grass!
Lin Jianyuan's chest was about to explode. At this moment, he remembered Dr. Cen's advice:
"Just do whatever you want!"
(Dr. Cen did not say this)
Lin Jianyuan decisively followed the doctor's advice, bent down to pick up a frog, and put it into Jiang Chen's mouth with a croak!
Lin Jianyuan felt much better after finally accomplishing what he had always wanted to do.
He wiped his hands and was about to leave when he caught sight of the frogs on the ground again.
Damn it, I’ve been busy all day, I can’t just leave empty-handed!
Lin Jianyuan decisively turned around and started catching frogs all over the floor again, forcibly collecting overtime pay.
For some reason, there happened to be an orange net bag in the lounge. Lin Jianyuan bent down, scooped up a whole bag of frogs, and left.
"Brother Yuan, how are you going to get back later?" Pei Shuo asked. He had no reaction to the frog net in Lin Jianyuan's hand.
Lin Jianyuan: "You drive."
Pei Shuo: “Ah?”
Lin Jianyuan: "Aren't Jiang Chen's car keys still with you?"
Pei Shuo suddenly realized something. He glanced at Jiang Chen, who was still fast asleep in the lounge, with a sly smile, and gave Lin Jianyuan a thumbs-up.
Pei Shuo walked Lin Jianyuan downstairs. It was already midnight. The neighborhood was completely silent, with only a few houses still lit.
The two said goodbye, and Lin Jianyuan went home carrying a net bag of croaking frogs.
The keyhole swallowed the key smoothly, Lin Jianyuan pushed open the door, and a familiar voice sounded in the living room again.
"You're back."
"Are you some kind of automated answering system?" Lin Jianyuan scoffed, casually placing the frog net bag on the shoe cabinet.
After a whole day of tossing and turning, Lin Jianyuan is no longer surprised to see pink going into the water.
"Your body," Pink went into the water and raised her "head" slightly, as if sniffing the scent in the air, "smells so strong."
Lin Jianyuan looked at him suspiciously and couldn't help but raise his arm to sniff himself.
Fortunately, there was no smell. At most, it smelled a little like sweat. After all, he had been running around all day.
Is this guy really that sensitive? He might be a germaphobe.
It's okay to be a mysophobe; it's better than being sloppy. Lin Jianyuan decisively took out a pen and paper and said, "Let's divide the work. Clean your own room, and take turns cleaning the common areas like the living room, kitchen, and bathroom. A thorough cleaning once a week? Can you accept that?"
Pink went into the water: “?”
Pink seemed to find the suggestion very interesting and said with a smile, "Okay."
Lin Jianyuan thought that this new roommate was quite easy to talk to, but he didn't know how it would work when the time came.
Lin Jianyuan yawned and went into the bathroom to take a shower. A moment later, he came out in his briefs, drying his hair as he walked towards his room.
When he passed by the living room, he suddenly stopped moving as if struck by lightning.
What did he see?
Pink went into the water and ate a frog!
The orange net bag was opened, and the pink intestines of the water snake coiled around a frog, peeled it with a tearing sound, and stuffed it into the mouth.
"What's the matter?" Pink tilted her head as she went into the water.
"Fuck! What are you doing?!" Lin Jianyuan couldn't believe it. He watched another frog being skinned, revealing its muscular naked man-like body.
The peeling frog was still struggling, but Pink went underwater, opened his mouth, and swallowed it in one gulp.
The pink, tender throat bulged slightly as the frog slid down the esophagus into the stomach. The intestines moved joyfully, making a gurgling sound.
"I'm hungry." Pink said as she went into the water.
Oh no!
This new roommate is the kind of person who would eat other people's food with a clear conscience!
No, wait, it's a frog! And it's raw! It's even alive!
It seems that it is not just the severity of "taking other people's food with a clear conscience"...
His roommate is eating a live frog!
Wait, there's another question—
"Can you see this?!" Lin Jianyuan picked up the frog net bag in shock and shook it in front of him.
"Of course." Pink said into the water, "I'm not blind."
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
The man and his digestive system stared at each other in silence. Of course, it was also possible that Lin Jianyuan was looking at him unilaterally. After all, he didn't know where his strange roommate's eyes were looking. He couldn't see his roommate's eyes at all.
Pink goes into the water: "Are you angry?"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Not that I'm angry.
I just feel weird.
How disgusting!!! How can you eat a live frog!!!
Lin Jianyuan almost yelled, but reason stopped him before he could roar.
Having already spent four days with a mentally ill patient, he immediately realized something was wrong. It must be another hallucination! It was cognitive impairment!
The living frog he saw was definitely not a frog in his roommate's eyes! It must be something else...
Lin Jianyuan glanced at the orange net bag containing the frog, and instantly understood! Suddenly, it became clear!
Oh! He knows what it is!
——It’s tangerine!
This thing that can be eaten directly after peeling must be the sugar orange!
Right, right, that makes sense! It would look great on the conference table, and it would also be a fruit plate in the break room!
Lin Jianyuan figured out everything and instantly felt relaxed all over.
"I can't eat it?" Pink sighed, rolled up the remaining half frog, and put it back on the table without interest.
"It's not that I can't. But, can you please not eat it...raw?" Lin Jianyuan said with a look of dismay, "I can't bear to see this being eaten raw."
Pink went into the water: “?”
Lin Jianyuan could imagine that his roommate must be looking at him strangely.
Lin Jianyuan was still thinking about how to explain, but Pink went into the water and said, "Okay."
Pink went into the kitchen with a net bag and started cooking.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
A huge fire started from the stove, and Lin Jianyuan watched as Pink Offal wrapped a piece of intestine around the handle of the pot and stirred the spoon skillfully.
Not long after, my roommate brought out a plate of delicious stir-fried frogs.
Lin Jianyuan looked at the plate of frogs in disbelief. It was still steaming and covered in rich sauce, and actually looked quite tempting.
Lin Jianyuan: “…” I look hungry.
"Do you want to eat?" Pink asked in a friendly manner.
Lin Jianyuan: "You're welcome!"
"You're welcome," Pink smiled softly as she went into the water, "You brought it back."
Lin Jianyuan: "You burned it."
In order to prove with his actions that he had no interest in stir-fried frogs/tangerines, Lin Jianyuan hurried back to his room.
Lin Jianyuan discovered that his roommate had a surprisingly good temper and could actually tolerate his odd request - after all, it was a tangerine.
Although it is a living frog in Lin Jianyuan's eyes, in reality it is a tangerine!
Stir-fried tangerines, who can eat them?
Anyone who can think of stir-frying tangerines is crazy.
This roommate is so easy to get along with!
Lin Jianyuan's impression of his roommate changed, and he felt much better as he lay in bed.
That night.
When Lin Jianyuan fell into a deep sleep after taking the medicine, the few remaining lights in the community were all turned off.
In the darkness, a flesh-red shadow slowly approached the entrance and lowered its body.
The pressure was as if real, causing the thing stuck to the sole of the shoe to tremble.
"Time Thief?" a voice called from the shadows. "You shouldn't be here."
"Evil Domain—" The voice under the shoe gasped, "No, no, no, it's not me! I didn't mean to do that! Do you think I took the initiative?! I was forcibly brought back by that Lin whatsoever!!!"
"You know the consequences of invading my territory, right?" His tone was full of mockery.
"No!" The voice under the shoe burst into a desperate scream, "I absolutely do not covet your food! My diet is different from yours. Please don't--"
The sound stopped abruptly.
The next day.
Lin Jianyuan had a good sleep after a long time. When he got up in the morning and went out to wash up, he didn't run into his weird roommate.
I guess it hasn't started yet.
Lin Jianyuan brushed his teeth, washed his face, changed his clothes and prepared to go out. Before leaving, he suddenly noticed a small object on the table.
A pinch of music.
Snail-shaped pinch toys.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan paused for a second and decisively put it in his pocket.
—The snail I crushed yesterday turned into a squishy treat and showed up in my house today. Need I even ask? I must be sick again!
——I knew at first glance that this was my kind of squeezable!
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