Chapter 8 Chapter 8 Shut up, thief! "Good morning."...
"Good morning." Pei Shuo greeted energetically.
"Good morning." Lin Jianyuan nodded.
Pei Shuo is indeed a sunny and cheerful male college graduate. He is so energetic early in the morning and it is obvious that he likes going to work.
Lin Jianyuan came to his workstation, turned on the computer and started his work for the day.
"Brother, I thought you were taking a break today." Pei Shuo said.
"Heh." Lin Jianyuan snorted coldly, "Do you think I can rest? As soon as I took a vacation, the group messages exploded and tagged me like crazy. Just wait and see, now that I'm back at work, the company is actually too peaceful."
"Uh, sorry." Pei Shuo said guiltily, "Yesterday..."
"It's not you who's wrong, it's that idiot Jiang Chen. Stop worrying about it. Do you want to drink coffee or not?" Lin Jianyuan opened the food delivery app.
Although Lin Jianyuan told him not to worry about it, Pei Shuo still insisted on buying him coffee.
Lin Jianyuan didn't insist. Not long after, the coffee arrived, and so did Qin Shi's data analysis report.
"Why are you doing data analysis so early?" Lin Jianyuan asked casually, "It's not even 24 hours yet."
Qin Shi: "It's still that idiot Jiang Chen..."
After Lin Jianyuan's egg pancakes became famous, everyone tacitly gave Jiang Chen the nickname "Jiang Chen, that idiot."
Lin Jianyuan glanced at the report. The data was okay, and there should be no problem submitting it to Party A. So he didn't ask any more questions.
Half an hour later, Qin Shi returned from Jiang Chen's office and said with a pained look on her face, "Two pieces of bad news. Do you want to hear the bad news first or the worse news?"
Lin Jianyuan: "I want to kill Jiang Chen first."
Everyone laughed, but eventually they had to face reality. Qin Shi said, "One is that there's a meeting today at noon, or 12:30. The other is that Jiang Chen said we have to do an immediate review after every live broadcast."
The office was immediately filled with grief and shouts of "idiot" were heard everywhere.
Pei Shuo: "Ah? Isn't that a bit too much? We're already exhausted after the live broadcast."
Lin Jianyuan turned his head and looked at him.
Pei Shuo panicked for a moment and asked cautiously, "Did I say something wrong?"
"No," Lin Jianyuan said, "I just think that the fact that you can still hold back from swearing is a sign of low moral character."
Pei Shuo burst into laughter instantly.
The goal Lin Jianyuan had set for himself that morning didn't come true. He had thought he'd have no tasks this morning, but instead, a whole mess of shit came up.
In fact, as a veteran in the company, he is already very skilled in handling these matters, but unfortunately the company's computers are too broken.
Some internal software was so laggy that a single click would freeze and take ages. During these times, Lin Jianyuan would pull out his phone and try a few seconds to find a fish, but then an entire morning was wasted on this rubbish, wearing down his temper.
Thinking about the meeting at noon, Lin Jianyuan became even more furious. He decisively unzipped his backpack and took out the Squeeze Music from the morning.
"Hey, what is this?" Pei Shuo came over and looked at the thing in his hand that was being kneaded repeatedly with curiosity.
Snap! The chewy snail shell burst in Lin Jianyuan's palm, and the translucent body squeezed out from between his fingers.
Lin Jianyuan: "A little toy to relieve stress."
"It's really relaxing!" Pei Shuo said in surprise, "Brother, let me play!"
Lin Jianyuan handed it over, and Pei Shuo pinched it a few times, with a look of "I'm so happy" on his face, and said happily: "I'll buy one someday!"
Lin Jianyuan: "Buy something else and we can try something else."
Pei Shuo: "Hahaha, good!"
Stress-relieving toys are a must-have in the office, especially in a workplace where idiots reign supreme.
When the other people in the office saw the snail squishy toy, they joined in, shattering it into pieces with a snap, only to watch it spring back to its original shape with remarkable elasticity. The chewy and soft feel was simply irresistible.
Everyone took turns playing with the snail, and finally it returned to Lin Jianyuan's hands.
Lin Jianyuan was happily working with the mouse in one hand and the other, relieving stress at the same time, feeling like he was getting in and out of the water in a swimming pool.
snails:"……"
In the blink of an eye, it was already twelve o'clock noon. Lin Jianyuan felt like he had done nothing and the whole morning had passed by like this.
After quickly finishing lunch, everyone returned to the conference room, their grievances simmering. Jiang Chen, however, was in high spirits, saying cheerfully, "I know everyone's busy today, so I'll just chat a little. I've been chatting with a friend lately..."
This opening speech about friends lasted twenty minutes in a simple way.
The people whose lunch break was taken away kept jumping between being filled with resentment and being sleepy to the point of coma, and finally the conference room turned into a sea of ghosts and blinding lights.
In Lin Jianyuan's eyes, there are still frogs roaming in this ocean.
After finally getting through the opening remarks, the meeting finally got to the point.
Jiang Chen said, "...So I plan to learn from Gua's experience. From now on, after each live broadcast, we will conduct an instant Gua analysis within an hour. We will approach this from two perspectives: the speed of core indicators and the detection of abnormal signals. We strive to capture the traffic conversion funnel and identify the matching degree between periods of traffic decline and order decline. This will provide strong data support for the precise formulation of subsequent live broadcast strategies. At the same time, we must also strengthen cross-departmental collaborative operations. We must ensure that all sectors, such as marketing, operations, and technology, are seamlessly connected, and information flow must be seamless and effective to avoid the formation of Gua islands..."
Pah.
Lin Jianyuan could no longer control his overwhelming strength. His fingers gripping Nienile were shaking with such force.
snails:"………………"
Frogs were crawling all over the floor, and Jiang Chen was still croaking. The entire conference room was almost filled with the croaking.
Lin Jianyuan felt like the balloon in his chest was about to burst again. He took a deep breath, looked up, and rolled his eyes. He clenched the Nie Nie Le tightly.
Damn it! It's already 12:50! Even if that idiot Jiang Chen shuts up and takes a nap now, he only has ten minutes left at most! What can he do in ten minutes?
Fuck! They always have meetings at 12:30! Go go ...
First stuff a hundred and eighty fucking frogs into his mouth and then sew it up!
Lin Jianyuan was furious and took action. He slammed the table and started to rise up, but heard a scream from his palm.
“No, ahhh, it’s really going to explode, help, ahhhhh——”
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan had already stood up and slammed the table. Everyone was shocked by his angry slamming of the table.
All the people who were bewildered woke up, and Jiang Chen was forced to stop and look at him with a confused look on his face.
"Lin Jianyuan, what are you going to do?" Jiang Chen asked him timidly and stutteringly.
Lin Jianyuan ignored Jiang Chen and stared at his palm with a frown.
The little creature in his palm that he had flattened with a slap was now swaying back to its original shape.
The snail-shaped thing stood up in his palm with a DUANG DUANG sound. Its tentacles trembled like springs. Its mouth flattened as it cried, "Stop pinching, stop pinching! I'm really going to be crushed by you! I'm not pretending anymore, I'm going to be honest! I'm a time thief and I'm good at breathing time in and out. As long as you swear not to..."
How can a guy like Nienile talk so much bullshit!
Lin Jianyuan was so angry that he threw it to the ground and stepped on it!
"Ah!——" Nienile was trampled on halfway through the negotiation, and let out a melodious scream under Lin Jianyuan's shoe sole.
"Lin, Lin Jianyuan?" Jiang Chen's voice began to tremble. "What are you doing again?"
Lin Jianyuan glared at Jiang Chen angrily, and Jiang Chen fell silent instantly, quickly signaling with his hands, "You continue."
Lin Jianyuan crushed Nie Nie Le with the sole of his shoe and said in a casual tone, "It's okay. You continue too."
Jiang Chen's mouth twitched. Lin Jianyuan had already had a seizure on the spot, so how could he dare to continue the meeting?! He just waved his hand and said, "Forget it, let's stop here for today! I see everyone is tired..."
Before Jiang Chen could finish speaking, Lin Jianyuan took the lead and left the meeting room.
Pei Shuo quickly followed. Seeing this, everyone else also left with brisk steps. Qin Shi even said with genuine emotion, "Thank you, Mr. Jiang! Mr. Jiang is so thoughtful!"
Jiang Chen: “…”
After being tormented by Jiang Chen, his lunch break was completely ruined. Lin Jianyuan returned to his workstation and continued to work with a huge resentment.
"Brother, don't be angry. Let me tell you a joke." Pei Shuo came over and whispered with a smile, "Didn't Mr. Jiang ask HR to be strict with attendance recently? But he was late this morning. He clocked in just one second late, and the OA automatically notified him and criticized him this morning. Hahahaha..."
Jiang Chen asked people to enforce attendance simply because he lived nearby.
His home is only a five-minute walk from the company, so he can be there every day without being late. The reason he was late this morning was obviously because he didn't sleep at home last night.
And the car was driven away by Pei Shuo.
Lin Jianyuan twitched the corners of his mouth and felt a little better.
But work is work. It's crazy to work.
Lin Jianyuan became even angrier when he thought about being forced to work overtime for a meeting at noon without receiving overtime pay.
No, he has to get it back!
Lin Jianyuan stood up decisively and pushed open the conference room door. The room remained exactly as they had left it, with frogs croaking everywhere. If you weren't careful, a frog would jump on your foot.
He took out the bag and was about to start catching people when he suddenly heard a long howl from the corner.
"Wow wow wow——why is my life so miserable wow wow wow wow——"
Lin Jianyuan's anger immediately flared up when he heard this voice. He rushed to the corner of the wall in a rage and said patiently, "I'll give you three seconds. Three, two—"
"Ah? Ahh?" The crying stopped instantly, and Snail Nezha looked up in horror, "What do you mean by three, two, one? What do you want me to do? Tell me first, you want me to—wooooa ...
Lin Jianyuan's patience ran out, and he stepped on it again.
"No, what do you want me to do? I'm cooperating! I'm cooperating!"
Baji!
Baji, baji, baji!
One minute later.
Lin Jianyuan finished picking up the frogs and returned to his workstation. He clicked his mouse twice, and the company's intranet started spinning again.
Lin Jianyuan casually threw the flattened Squeezy Music onto the desk and said, "Get to work."
"Good burp." The snail cried and started to work with its broken body.
This thing claims to have the ability to swallow and spit out time. It can eat up time, making it seem to pass in the blink of an eye. It can also spit out the time it has eaten, breaking a single second into several seconds to use.
Okay. My hallucinations are really imaginative.
Lin Jianyuan thought to himself, "As expected, he makes his living from creativity."
Maybe it was a psychological effect, but after the Nienile thief started working, Lin Jianyuan's computer no longer jammed.
"My name is Time Thief, not Pinching Thief...!" the Pinching Thief complained angrily, "And why is it Pinching Thief?! What I stole was time! Time! The most precious thing you humans have! Calling me that makes it seem like I'm just a thief! How tasteless! How cheap!"
Indeed. "Nezha Thief" is a long name.
Lin Jianyuan: "Shut up. You're so annoying, thief."
Thief:"……"
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