Chapter 9 Chapter 9 Here comes another one who is not afraid of death (1 more) ...
Thanks to the Nie Ni Le thief, Lin Jianyuan only took one second to get home on the subway during the evening rush hour.
Second by second, his body was still feeling tired - after all, he was just a mental patient entertaining himself, and he didn't really catch the magical snail that could only control time.
No matter what, it is very convenient to have an extra skip button in life.
Lin Jianyuan happily carried the frog home, and the setting sun behind him melted into a warm landscape painting.
The key was swallowed into the keyhole, and before the door was opened, Lin Jianyuan seemed to have heard the words "You're back".
"You're back." Pink appeared in front of him.
Lin Jianyuan smiled and casually placed a large bag of frogs on the shoe cabinet in the entrance hall.
"That's a lot." Pink floated over from the water, tilting her head to look at the frog. "How come you can bring so much home every day?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Company benefits."
Lin Jianyuan thought his roommate would politely say, "Your company has great benefits," but he just curled his lips and picked up the frog into the kitchen.
Soon after, the sound of cooking was heard from the kitchen. Lin Jianyuan changed into slippers and walked over in surprise, only to find Pink Xiashui cooking again.
He pinched the frog with a piece of intestine and skinned it one by one like taking off clothes.
The other piece of intestines was wrapped around a kitchen knife, and the skinned frog was chopped in half horizontally.
There is also a piece of intestines. Open the lid of the pot and touch the steam to confirm whether the water in the pot has boiled.
There is only one intestine from beginning to end, but because the intestine is so long, it can be used in groups.
The scene of everyone's cooking made Lin Jianyuan feel refreshed, and he couldn't help but think that his roommate was really efficient in cooking.
"Are you studying or going to school?" Lin Jianyuan asked, leaning against the door with his hands in his pockets.
Pink went into the water: "Huh?"
"Oh, sorry for the slip of the tongue." Lin Jianyuan corrected himself, "I wanted to ask if you have a job."
Pink went into the water: "No."
Lin Jianyuan thought, no wonder he always stayed home, looking so bored. He probably didn't have many classes in his junior and senior years.
My roommate worked quickly, and before long, a plate of steaming hot frog in sour soup was ready.
Lin Jianyuan felt his nose hooked by the fragrance and couldn't help but tilt his head back and sniff a few times.
The air was filled with the extremely appetizing smell of sour soup, the soup was rich and golden and very tempting.
The washed and cut frogs were piled up into a small mountain in the bowl, with sauerkraut and dried chilies floating in the soup.
A big, solid bowl.
Before serving, my roommate sprinkled a handful of white sesame seeds and drizzled a spoonful of hot oil on the dish.
The aroma of sesame and dried chilies bursts out instantly when the hot oil is applied. The snow-white frog meat is sizzling, and the golden soup and chili sauce are very delicious.
Lin Jianyuan stared with his eyes wide open and swallowed his saliva violently.
"Come and eat." The roommate set out two sets of bowls and chopsticks.
"No, no, no, thanks." Lin Jianyuan waved his hand quickly. He wasn't being polite, but he suddenly remembered that the frog in front of him was not a frog, but a tangerine.
So this bowl of sour and spicy golden soup with chili frogs that looks delicious at first glance is actually golden soup with chili tangerines!
Thinking of this, Lin Jianyuan instantly lost his appetite - no way!
How could it be so fragrant? The sour and spicy taste was so real! And the frogs soaked in the broth, his roommate was damn good at plating!
The less meaty upper part of the frog is piled up underneath as support, and the plump, white frog legs are placed on top, tempting! Solid and full of meat!
It looks so delicious!!!
no!
This is a sugar orange, a sugar orange, and it is a sugar orange that spurted out of Jiang Chen’s throat!
No, if it came out of Jiang Chen's throat, then it was a frog. If it was a tangerine, then one of my colleagues must have bought it at the fruit store before the meeting.
Lin Jianyuan was so confused by himself that he felt dizzy. After two seconds of dizziness, he suddenly remembered - is it important?
He is mentally ill, so isn't it normal for him to eat anything he wants?
eat!
Lin Jianyuan decisively picked up his chopsticks and decided not to be polite with himself - just as his roommate said, he was the one who brought this frog/tangerine back! Why should he be polite with himself?
So the two of them sat at the table, and Lin Jianyuan and his new roommate had their first meal together.
I have to say, although I know rationally that my roommate is a person and not a digestive system, it is still quite entertaining to watch him use chopsticks to stuff a frog into his mouth with a piece of intestine.
Watching a solitary mouth chewing is also quite entertaining.
It is more interesting to watch the throat swallowing and esophageal peristalsis.
Like some medical teaching video...
It's quite interesting.
After dinner, Lin Jianyuan took the initiative to wash the dishes. Pink underwater floated beside him, watching with interest.
"This is the first time I've seen you like this." Pink said.
Lin Jianyuan: "This is the first time I've seen you like this..." - Go into the water.
Pink went into the water without saying anything. Lin Jianyuan turned his head and saw him smiling gently with the corners of his mouth curved.
To be honest, the curve of his mouth is quite nice - if he didn't just have one mouth.
No, of course I don't just have a mouth. I'm a human being, a human being, a human being...
Once he accepted that the other person was a human, Lin Jianyuan felt that something was wrong with the current situation.
Two grown men squeezed into such a small kitchen, one washing dishes while the other stood by and watched with a smile.
Blame the gays.
Lin Jianyuan quickly washed the dishes and said, "Thank you for your hospitality. I'm going back to my room."
Pink went into the water: "Yeah."
Lin Jianyuan returned to his room, played with his mobile phone for a while, took a shower and went to bed.
late at night.
A piece of intestine wrapped around the door handle and quietly entered Lin Jianyuan's room.
The snail, shoved carelessly into the corner of the backpack and almost falling asleep, suddenly tensed up, its soft, springy body feeling like it had been plunged into liquid nitrogen, hard enough to break at the slightest knock.
"What are you looking at?" The digestive system opened its jaw like a giant python and swallowed Lin Jianyuan's head gracefully.
It was in no hurry to chew, but rather sucked on the flavorful head like a lollipop.
Snail Neng Neng Le was so scared that he made a "chirp" sound and shrank his body into the backpack as hard as he could, saying "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything".
Swallowing down the negative emotions in big mouthfuls, the corners of his mouth curled up in delight as his digestive system did. The real eating process began now, and the intense emotions, thick as honey, were its best food.
Swallowing itself almost became a pleasure. It swallowed greedily and unsatisfiedly, and even the tips of its teeth began to itch slightly.
I really want to take a bite.
I want to bite this head off.
"I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything..." The Nieniele thief almost recited this sentence as a Buddhist scripture.
"How could that be? You've been following him all day..." The digestive system, holding an entire human head, mumbled, "If you still haven't seen anything, then you might as well die."
"Ah!" The Snail made a sound like a screaming chicken.
Under the blunt and brutal intimidation, Nienile Snail reported everything he had seen and heard during the day like pouring beans.
The digestive system listens to the story of the food's suffering while eating.
Suddenly, the human brain in my throat felt even more delicious.
"Boo——"
The digestive system took one last, hard sip, and then reluctantly let go of the lollipop-like human head.
As always, Lin Jianyuan's face was covered with its saliva.
The digestive system never tires of admiring this face, and thinks the sight of its saliva covering a human face is adorable.
Looks delicious.
It’s actually quite delicious too.
I still want to eat.
"How about another bite?" You're welcome.
The digestive system was not polite to him. It lowered its head happily, took a gulp, and sucked on his Adam's apple like jelly.
Mmm, delicious. Very delicious.
So many, angry, suppressed, manic and violent emotions.
The best part is the constant flow.
My digestive system feels like this is the right long-term meal ticket. It's generous and filling.
It's also very interesting.
I don’t know how long it took before the digestive system finally came down from Lin Jianyuan reluctantly.
It remembered what Lin Jianyuan said to him while washing dishes, and couldn't help but curl up the corners of its mouth again.
"Thank you for the treat." A piece of intestine gently patted Lin Jianyuan's face and wiped off the shiny saliva on his eyelashes.
“………………”Nezhele Snail hid in the backpack, shivering.
Help! This is so perverted!
Eat a human being, then eat a human being! What's the point of you being hesitant about eating a human being?
How obscene! Pah!
The next day.
The alarm clock rang and Lin Jianyuan woke up reluctantly from his dream.
I grabbed my phone in a daze and saw that it was still early and I could sleep for another five minutes.
So Lin Jianyuan closed his eyes and touched the backpack again. With a click, he grabbed the Nieniele thief from the bottom of the backpack and pulled him out.
"Get to work - ha, ah -" Lin Jianyuan yawned and threw the Nienele on the bed.
"Oh oh..." The pinching thief did his job conscientiously, dragging the heavy snail shell, and began to spit out the time when his computer was stuck and he had to commute on the subway yesterday.
Five minutes suddenly turned into countless five minutes. Lin Jianyuan slept soundly.
"Not bad, you are quite useful." Lin Jianyuan patted its head contentedly after a good sleep.
"Well, last night you..." The Nienniele thief hesitated.
Lin Jianyuan: "What?"
The Nieniele thief held his breath and tilted his tentacles to listen to the movement outside.
There was no movement outside.
It was so quiet that it seemed as if the evil realm was dead.
"Why are you hesitant to speak?" Lin Jianyuan said impatiently, "Speak."
"You, you last night..." The Nie Nie Le thief took a deep breath and said with a fearless attitude, "You snored!!!"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
What bullshit.
It's really enough that he would seriously communicate with a squishy cat.
Lin Jianyuan had a blank expression on his face as he stuffed the Nienenle into his backpack.
With a snap, the squeezing sound of a screaming chicken was squashed.
“Wow, it’s so crowded… Stop it, stop it, don’t put the computer in—Wow! Don’t put the power supply in too, ahhhhhh!!!”
The zipper was zipped up with a sound, and Lin Jianyuan didn't care what Nienile was screaming about, and went out to work coldly and ruthlessly.
The living room was empty, the days were peaceful. My roommate's door was closed; it looked like there was no 8am tonight.
"It's great to still be studying." Lin Jianyuan sighed, "Unlike me, a social animal, commuting back and forth takes four hours every day."
Lin Jianyuan observed a second of silence for himself, then crushed the thief to death on the subway.
The pinching thief: “………………”
company.
It is very difficult to wait for the elevator during the morning rush hour.
When Lin Jianyuan arrived at the company, he was still half a minute away from being late. He felt that he was lucky today.
Ding. Check-in successful.
Lin Jianyuan put his phone away in high spirits, but suddenly a faint cry came from the wall.
“Ohh…”
Lin Jianyuan slept well last night and was in good spirits. He greeted everyone as he walked towards his workstation.
"Oh, oh, oh!" The crying sound seemed to have grown legs, following Lin Jianyuan closely all the way to his work station.
"Brother Yuan, good morning!" Pei Shuo's smile was sunny and handsome, making people feel good. "Have you had breakfast? I have steamed buns and big meat buns here!"
Lin Jianyuan: "No thanks."
Pei Shuo: "Don't be polite to me, brother. I bought too much and I can't finish it all by myself! Come and try it! This meat bun is especially delicious! When I bought it, there was a huge queue of people, and I almost got late!"
Lin Jianyuan: "Come, come, come."
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" She cried, not expecting that she was being ignored. Her angry cries almost turned into substance and burst out of the wall.
Pei Shuo came over and took out a big hot meat bun from the bag and gave it to him.
Lin Jianyuan saw two vines coming back from behind his eyes and casually pulled them out. With a crunch, they were thrown into the shredder.
"Yiyi——" The cry was instantly choked by itself, expressing incredible thoughts and feelings.
After a brief moment of gestation, the wall sank slightly, as if something had taken a deep breath.
Then, a heart-wrenching cry broke out!
“Woooa ...
"Oh my." The Pinching Thief shook his tentacles proudly, "Another fearless one."
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