Chapter 73 Chapter 73 Mom’s Inspiration Daily Update (2nd Update)…
The fountain on Taoran Street was, of course, swallowed up by my roommate in one gulp.
Lin Jianyuan was in a hurry to go home and sleep, and had forgotten about this matter long ago.
After the director said this, I remembered that I did see local hot searches today frantically discussing the sudden incident at the internet-famous night market last night.
After all, so many people were evacuated at once. Other things could be explained away, but the fact that such a large fountain in the center of the pedestrian street disappeared was simply inexplicable.
It was very polite of the director to wait until now to let him write a statement of the situation.
The public relations department must be going crazy right now.
Forget it, why make things difficult for working people?
Lin Jianyuan picked up his phone, turned on the AI, and started voice input:
"I was ordered by the Administration to capture the heretic [Repentance] in Taoran Street. He was too powerful, so I summoned my wife, Awu, and she swallowed him in one gulp. However, because my wife's mouth is too big, she accidentally swallowed the fountain as well. Since the fountain wasn't very tasty, I spat it out on the way back to the Administration. By the time I spat it out, it was already broken into pieces, digested by digestive juices, so it couldn't be put back together, so I didn't return it to Taoran Street. I'm writing this up as a formal statement to the Administration, because they're now questioning me about the fountain's whereabouts."
After a few seconds, the AI finished its deep thinking and quickly gave him a report.
Lin Jianyuan copied and forwarded with one click.
After receiving the reply, the director said: "Got it."
After reading the report, the director said: "??? Why did it swallow the fountain whole?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Will swallowing only half make you feel better?"
Director: "So where did you vomit?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Where's the agreed two minutes?"
The director could only say, "Fine. It's rotten anyway, so if we can't get it back, then we can't get it back."
Director: "Don't litter anymore!"
Lin Jianyuan: "Got it."
Leave work matters to those who work.
Lin Jianyuan and his roommates continued their happy vacation.
I don’t know if it’s because I proactively set a reverse flag or because the bronze level 2 lock is effective.
In short, in the next few days, the management never called them back to work overtime.
Have fun flying!
We were almost done playing, and the online class at the Administration had just finished. Next up was practical training and physical training.
I still have to go back and meet with the real estate agent. Lin Jianyuan has been taking time out these days to contact the agent, considering both renting and buying a house.
As soon as the agent heard this, he knew that this was a person who could get rich overnight, so he responded very positively.
Lin Jianyuan made an appointment to view the house and returned to City A with his roommate.
It was night when I got back, but there was nothing to do tomorrow.
I can rest for another day tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow I will take the Administration's final exam on theoretical knowledge. The theoretical part is completely over.
Lin Jianyuan felt that he was gradually adapting to the rhythm of the Administration.
"Honey, I'll pack up at home tomorrow," Lin Jianyuan said. "Then when you're rested, we can go house hunting together."
It seemed like his roommates would never say no to him.
The corners of her mouth curved, and she said softly, "Okay."
There is naturally a visual difference from the top luxury hotel in the mountains to this old and shabby house of only a few dozen square meters.
But not psychologically.
Lin Jianyuan found that he still regarded this place as his home, especially when he saw the sweeping and mopping robot humming at work, hahahaha.
No. Actually, he knew the reason.
Because he and his roommate met and fell in love here.
90% of the stories between them took place here, so even though this house is shabby, small and expensive to rent, it is still a place full of memories and warmth for Lin Jianyuan.
I even want to buy it.
But there is no need.
The reason why he was reluctant to leave this place was because it carried the memories of him and his roommates.
And now, the person who is most important to him is by his side. They will always accompany each other and cherish each other.
They will continue to create more beautiful and happy memories.
So why should we cling to the memory carriers of the past?
"Come on! Let's shoot a vlog!"
Lin Jianyuan suddenly no longer felt sleepy and pulled up his limp roommate.
"Huh?" My roommate, who had already made the bed, asked, "What's a vlog?"
Lin Jianyuan: "It's just a record of life, for our future selves to watch."
Angel Eyeball: "The young couple is quite good at this."
Or Angel Eyes: "Huh? Why do you have to hold me in your hands when you film the vlog?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Eyeball, eyeball, turn on the camera mode."
Angel Eyeball: "I'm not... Never mind."
What's the saying among humans?
Money is hard to earn, shit is hard to eat.
No. It's not even making money.
Lin Jianyuan, the black-hearted capitalist, doesn't even pay it a salary!
The angel's eyes were filled with tears as it turned on the camera mode, and it had built-in shock absorption and anti-shake, floating steadily beside Lin Jianyuan and Xieyu.
“This is where my wife and I first met!”
Gala——
Lin Jianyuan opened the door and pretended to go home.
There was overflowing happiness in his tone.
"This is where I first met Xieyu. That day I had a huge fight with my idiotic boss at the company..."
My roommate's appendix was wiggling.
Lin Jianyuan's voiceover: "Be serious! Stop twisting your body! You wouldn't have twisted your body when you saw me!"
The roommate in the picture suppressed his laughter: "Oh oh."
Try to tuck in your little tail.
Lin Jianyuan grabbed the angel's eyeball and pointed it at himself and his roommate.
Picture two people together like a close-up selfie:
"And then he saw me and said—"
Roommate: “You’re back.”
Lin Jianyuan: "He said, 'You're back!'"
Roommate: "Will you take a shower first, eat first, or me?"
Lin Jianyuan laughed out loud: "He said, 'Will you take a shower and eat first, or me?' Hahahahahaha..."
Roommate: “Hahahaha…”
In the vlog, the two of them were laughing together.
Outside the screen, the old and dilapidated house also turned into a ship.
Wandering leisurely in the ocean of laughter and happiness.
…
The next day.
Lin Jianyuan is still resting today, but his roommate has already gone back to work.
After all, they belonged to two different departments and had different orientation training schedules, so his roommate would go home a day earlier than him.
It doesn’t matter, teleportation is very convenient anyway.
My roommate can even come back for lunch.
How about I cook for him at noon today?
Lin Jianyuan thought excitedly, "What should I make for my wife?"
I was slowly packing my things when my cell phone suddenly rang.
It's the landlord.
"Lin Jianyuan, have you thought it over?" The landlord's tone was very rude, and he came up with an argumentative attitude, "Renew the lease or move out!"
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
Oh, I forgot to tell the landlord.
Did they become rich overnight or were too low-key in their success? They didn't even have time to inform their landlord of the good news that they were now earning three hundred - oh no, four hundred - a year.
Lin Jianyuan directly told him that he would not renew the lease and would move out in the next two days.
The landlord seemed a little surprised when he heard this, but he quickly regained his fierce tone and said, "Okay. I'll come to check out the house later. Clean it up quickly! Don't leave any trash for me! If the house is a mess, I won't return your deposit!"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Lin Jianyuan looked at the date speechlessly.
Today is Monday. It's ten o'clock in the morning.
Although it is not known how long this so-called "a while" is, it is certain that the landlord did not intend to give him time to clean.
Lin Jianyuan put himself in his past self's shoes.
If he hadn't changed jobs.
If he hadn't become rich overnight.
If he didn't live a happy and stable life.
He must be so angry now.
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
It’s hard.
I empathized with myself ten days ago, and my fists instantly hardened!!!
Lin Jianyuan simply wanted to take a shit right in the living room, then exchange his deposit for fifty-cent coins, throw a sack of them in the landlord's face, and tell him to eat shit! Eat it while it's hot!
But after thinking about it, this house carries the memories of him and his roommate. The landlord is an idiot, but the house is innocent.
The house is pretty clean anyway. His wife is so kind and virtuous, she keeps the house spotless and beautiful every day.
What's more, there are sweeping and mopping robots.
At most, you just have to press a switch and mop the house again.
Lin Jianyuan continued to pack his things.
Not long after, the landlord came to the door.
The landlord just opened the door with his key.
The key turned and was roughly inserted into the lock.
Lin Jianyuan heard the sound of the lock core clicking in the bedroom and frowned.
Damn. He didn't even knock and just used the spare key to open the door. What an idiot.
Lin Jianyuan knew it was the landlord, so he didn't bother to greet him and continued to pack his things in the bedroom.
As expected, the landlord's unpleasant voice was heard in the living room.
"Hey, Lin Jianyuan," the landlord said sarcastically, "There's a robot vacuum here. Did you win it in the company lottery?"
Lin Jianyuan: "None of your business."
The landlord was not expecting this retort and immediately showed a choked expression.
The landlord came in and first looked in the kitchen, then looked in the roommate's room opposite.
Then he walked to Lin Jianyuan's room.
"Why do you have so much mess?" the landlord said with a look of disgust. "You're taking so long to clean up. How long are you going to keep me waiting here? Are you going to have to spend the whole day here with you?!"
Lin Jianyuan: "It's none of my business."
landlord:"……"
Lin Jianyuan packed his things slowly at his own pace.
The landlord looked at him suspiciously.
Something is wrong.
There seems to be something wrong with this kid.
Why didn't I think he was so cool before?
The landlord recalled what the boy looked like before.
That's not right. He remembered that this guy was a worthless office worker, extremely poor, and had to work overtime every day.
It was because I worked overtime every day and had no time or energy to find a new house, so he took advantage of me and kept raising the rent.
The landlord originally thought he could continue to dig a hole for this guy.
I didn't expect him to be so decisive all of a sudden and move as he said?
Could it be that he won the lottery?
The landlord twitched his lips and said sarcastically, "Boy, have you found a new house yet? Where are you moving to? You're not moving to a luxurious villa, are you?"
Lin Jianyuan didn't even raise his head: "None of your business."
Landlord: "Well, I'm just concerned about you. We've known each other for so many years..."
Lin Jianyuan: "It's none of my business."
landlord:"……"
The landlord found out!
No matter what he said, Lin Jianyuan always had only two responses: "It's none of my business" and "It's none of your business"!
Lin Jianyuan was basically arguing with him!!!
The landlord immediately became furious, leaping up from the doorframe he was leaning against, cursing, "Lin Jianyuan! What the fuck is wrong with you! You keep repeating the same two bullshit words over and over again! What the hell is your attitude! I'm talking to you nicely, and why are you here with me? Can you please speak like a human being? You poor idiot who can't afford to buy a house! You idiot! You loser! Show me some fucking respect!"
Lin Jianyuan paused.
It seems to be inspired by "Mom".
So he turned his head.
Calmly said the third sentence besides "It's none of my business" and "It's none of your business".
"I *your mother."
landlord:"……"
The landlord was completely enraged.
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