Chapter 74 Chapter 74 Very good! Very energetic! Daily update (1...
The landlord rushed over with his eyes wide open and tried to grab Lin Jianyuan by the collar.
Lin Jianyuan lowered his head and continued to pack his things.
He just casually pressed the front of his shirt.
Click.
The landlord only heard a "click".
Next second.
Bang!
It was as if he was driving a car at 200 miles per hour and crashing into a wall, and his whole body was flung out by the airbag!
Luckily there’s a sofa behind!
The landlord staggered a few steps and fell on his butt on the sofa, grimacing in pain.
"You, you..." The landlord was horrified. "What did you do just now? What did you do to me?! How could I..."
Lin Jianyuan: "The action of forces is mutual."
Landlord: “Huh???”
The landlord felt that everything that happened after meeting Lin Jianyuan today was simply incomprehensible!
He fell on the sofa, his expression changing rapidly.
wrong!
The landlord suddenly reacted.
What about airbags when you drive into a wall!
It must have been Lin Jianyuan who pushed him just now!
Otherwise, why would he fall down? !
When I thought of this, I became furious.
The landlord jumped up from the sofa, pointed at Lin Jianyuan's nose and cursed, "You crazy bastard! You psychopath! If you're fucking sick, don't come out and hurt others! Fuck your mother, you dare push me! You dare fight me! Fuck your mother! Fuck you! I'm calling the police! I'm calling the police right now! You dare push me! You deserve to be locked up in a mental hospital and locked up until you die! Who the hell let you out to hurt people? I'm going to sue that hospital!"
Lin Jianyuan paused.
The young man frowned, slowly turned his head, and said unhappily:
"Who told you I was crazy?"
"Aren't you crazy?" the landlord cursed. "You're not crazy, but you're talking to yourself like crazy every day! Don't think no one can see you if you close the door! Everyone has sharp eyes! Stop talking nonsense! Get out of here right now! Stop acting crazy here! Get out of here! Go to hell, lunatic!"
If it weren't for the fact that this guy was so stupid that he didn't pay the rent for a month, he would have kicked this lunatic out long ago!
Poor bastard! Waste! Idiot! It's bad luck to look at him!
The landlord disliked him from the first day!
Now this lunatic actually dares to attack? Fine! Then don't blame him for being rude!
Lin Jianyuan looked at him silently.
Suddenly he said, "Shut up."
The landlord was furious and roared, "Shut up? You told me to shut up? What qualifications do you have, you idiot..."
Lin Jianyuan: "Stop squeezing the rocks, you're making my ears explode. Keep your eyes and mouth still, stop flapping. My trouser pockets are going to burst. Eye vine? Eye vine, why are you moving? Don't you understand what I'm saying?... Stop. Stop playing with this idiot. Don't you think it's dirty?"
landlord:"???"
What the hell is this crazy guy talking about?
The landlord looked suspicious and suddenly felt a chill behind him, as if something was approaching rustling.
He turned around in shock, but saw only an empty potted plant.
A huge potted plant that is empty, with nothing planted in it, but with a big hole in the middle.
landlord:"………………"
Depend on!
What the hell!
What is this crazy bastard up to?!
Wait, that's not right.
The lunatic was clearly standing in front of him just now, and he didn't move an inch!
So how did this big flower pot get behind him?
Who moved in?!
The landlord suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and felt that the entire old and dilapidated house was filled with gloom.
He had never seen such a scene before and didn't know what to do for a moment.
I can only mutter cowardly:
"You, don't go crazy here..."
Lin Jianyuan suddenly curled his lips and smiled: "If you hadn't told me, I would have forgotten that I am still a mental patient."
landlord:"???"
ha? ? ?
No, wait?
What does this kid mean?
Why is his smile so creepy!
The landlord suddenly had a bad feeling and looked towards the door. He subconsciously wanted to escape.
But Lin Jianyuan put his hand into his pocket...
The landlord swallowed hard. His heart beat faster and faster.
In the extremely tense atmosphere, the landlord watched helplessly as Lin Jianyuan took out, took out... a...
trash bag.
landlord:"?"
The landlord couldn't believe what he saw.
He opened his eyes wide and rubbed them again to make sure.
What Lin Jianyuan was holding in his hand was indeed a black garbage bag.
Lin Jianyuan put the things into the garbage bag and said, "Big mouth, sort out your stomach for me."
landlord:"???"
I don’t know if it was an illusion, but when Lin Jianyuan finished saying this, the mouth of the black plastic garbage bag in his hand seemed to actually bulge, making a sound similar to “received”!
landlord:"………………"
Is he crazy or am I crazy!
The landlord was in disbelief and shocked.
But the scene before my eyes was really... too normal!
Lin Jianyuan is a poor guy after all.
I was so poor that I didn't even have a suitcase and had to use garbage bags to pack my things. Reasonable.
Lin Jianyuan is a psychopath.
It's also reasonable to complain about the garbage bag while putting things in it.
The only thing that doesn't make sense is how the garbage bag makes a sound...
etc.
This is a plastic garbage bag.
Isn’t it normal for plastic garbage bags to make a rustling sound?
Then this is also... reasonable!
The landlord was confused by himself.
Yes! Everything makes sense!
So what is wrong???
The landlord looked at the psychopath in front of him suspiciously.
After looking for a while, he finally found the problem.
This garbage bag - how can it hold so much?
The landlord watched Lin Jianyuan open the wardrobe and put all his clothes and pants into it.
So far it's reasonable.
Roll up the bedding and put the quilt, sheets and mattress inside.
So far, it's barely reasonable.
Then he went into the kitchen and put the pots and pans in.
This is...temporarily...reasonable, right?
After all, clothes, quilts and the like are soft and hollow, and they can still hold things if they are pressed down.
What happens next is unreasonable.
Because Lin Jianyuan bent down and lifted up the sweeping and mopping robot together with the base station.
They were all stuffed into black garbage bags.
landlord:"???"
No, buddy?
A robot is fine, but this base station is bigger than a mineral water bucket!
How the hell did this get in there???
Aren't there so many clothes, quilts, mattresses, pots and pans stuffed in the front?!
The landlord was completely confused.
My mind is full of questions: what's going on? How can this garbage bag hold so much? What kind of garbage bag is this?
He didn't even care when the garbage bag seemed to be speaking human language.
Why do garbage bags hold so much?!
The landlord was stunned for a long time. The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, and the more wrong it seemed, the creepier he became.
He finally couldn't help it and said while turning the doorknob: "Well, well, take your time to clean up. I'll wait until you're done and then..."
"What's the rush?" Lin Jianyuan said calmly.
Rolling around.
The landlord seemed to hear the sound of some round stones rolling on the ground.
Click, click.
The landlord pressed the door handle but couldn't open the door.
The lock is broken? !
Why at this time? ! ! !
The landlord broke out in a cold sweat.
But I heard the crazy guy behind me say calmly:
"Don't be in a hurry to leave. Just watch here. That way you won't have to accuse me of taking things that were originally in your house."
The landlord's heart skipped a beat.
How did Lin Jianyuan know that he was looking for this excuse to make another profit?!
"How, how could this happen..."
The landlord was sweating profusely, his back leaning against the door, his hands still trying to press the door handle repeatedly as if he was struggling to do so.
Click, click, click…
The door lock was completely stuck by something and he couldn't turn it no matter how hard he tried.
The landlord could only say with a sad face: "Okay, okay, actually I do, of course I believe you. Take your time to collect it, ah, there's no rush, take your time, don't be impatient..."
"Oh." Lin Jianyuan said lazily, "Then you stay here. Don't be polite. Treat this place as your home."
landlord:"……"
This is my house!
However, facing Lin Jianyuan who would go crazy anytime and anywhere, the landlord was scared, really scared.
He could only watch Lin Jianyuan muttering to himself in the air while putting things into the black garbage bag with almost infinite capacity.
Like facing the abyss!
Walking on thin ice!
So why are garbage bags so large?
After waiting for a long time for Lin Jianyuan to finally finish cleaning up, the landlord no longer dared to cheat him out of money.
Send the person away quickly and politely.
What was strange was that when Lin Jianyuan was about to leave, the lock on the door miraculously worked again.
The landlord couldn't believe it, but didn't dare to investigate further.
Even secretly rejoicing.
Luckily the door was locked!
Otherwise, is he going to stay here with this lunatic for the whole day?
The key was inserted into the keyhole, like being swallowed smoothly by a throat.
The landlord stood outside the door, not knowing why he had such a fantasy as he locked it.
He couldn't help but shiver and felt a chill on his back.
This is all so weird!
The landlord was puzzled.
When he ran into his neighbor downstairs, he couldn't help but tell him everything he had just experienced, and then muttered, "Why is that garbage bag so full?"
When he got home, he told his wife everything he had experienced that day, and then muttered, "Why is that garbage bag so full?"
He couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, tossing and turning. He couldn't stand it anymore, so he sat up, scratched his head and muttered, "Why is that garbage bag so full???"
"Are you done yet?" the yellow-faced woman beside him roared.
"No, it's really weird!"
"Strange, strange! You're so strange! Just because someone is mentally ill, you're also going crazy! Go to No. 700 Jiangchuan North Road and take a look!"
"What did you say? What did you say, old woman?!"
"I told you to go to No. 700 Jiangchuan North Road and take a look! You lunatic!"
"You called me a lunatic? You dare to call me a lunatic?! I@#!@%!￥Your mother you%￥#I*&%￥!!!"
"What did you say? You fucking fuck my mom? I fucking fuck your uncle you fucking fucking %*&&￥!￥@%!!!"
The old couple stayed up late at night and jumped up to slap and punch each other.
Anyone who sees this will be able to praise:
very good!
Very energetic!
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