Chapter 77 Chapter 77 I won’t pretend anymore, I’m actually a rich man (End 3…
In fact, before Lin Jianyuan resigned, the company's frog production was already very low.
Perhaps it was because he often acted violently in front of Jiang Chen, since he was diagnosed with mental illness, Jiang Chen had significantly reduced the frequency of calling them for meetings.
According to Lin Jianyuan's observation, frogs mostly appear when Jiang Chen is in a meeting.
Occasionally, there were times when Jiang Chen was not in a meeting but talking nonsense.
The little hole in his throat would suddenly split open and spit out frogs.
This shows that Jiang Chen's meetings are just nonsense.
Everything made sense.
"Instructor, this frog should focus on..."
Lin Jianyuan was just about to show everyone the way when he entered the office building and was surprised to see something.
Quack, quack, quack.
Quack, quack, quack, quack...
The ground is full of green frogs!
The frogs pushed each other everywhere like the sea.
There were so many of them that the lobby on the first floor of the office building couldn't even hold them all. Several of them even hopped outside.
The amazing thing is that frogs evaporate when exposed to the sun.
It was like vaporizing instantly.
No. The process of changing from a solid directly to a gas is called sublimation.
...and that makes sense.
After all, frogs are amphibians that like moisture and cannot be exposed to the sun...
Lin Jianyuan was shocked by the number of frogs in front of him.
Good man, how many times has Jiang Chen poisoned everyone with his nonsense while he was away?
The frogs have actually filled up the entire office building!
The comrades who entered the office building together also had twitching mouths.
Before we came, the instructor had already given us a heads-up, saying that the heretics this time were not very harmful, but there were many of them.
But no one told them there were so many!!!
You can't even step into this place!
Fortunately, ordinary people cannot see heresy, otherwise just walking in would make them develop trypophobia due to the dense crowds of frogs.
What’s even more disgusting is that it’s still the tail end of summer and the weather is still very hot.
Therefore, many people walked into the office building wearing sandals and flip-flops.
So the fighters watched helplessly as ordinary people's bare calves and insteps waded through the densely packed frogs on the ground.
"Quack."
Some frogs were kicked away.
"Quack."
Some frogs were crushed.
And more and more frogs were jumping and jumping.
The wet frog skin rubbed against people's feet, ankles, and calves.
Jump. Jump.
Just by looking at it, you can imagine the wet and sticky touch.
So disgusting!
The fighters all had indescribable expressions on their faces.
Because there were so many frogs, everyone temporarily turned off the alarm sounds on their mobile terminals.
Otherwise, if the frogs kept saying "heresy discovered" and "heresy discovered" 80 times a second, the alarm sound would drive people crazy.
However, only the repeating alarm tone was turned off.
If a new heretic is identified, the mobile terminal will still issue an alarm.
The instructor coughed, and everyone tried to calm down.
According to the plan agreed upon at the beginning, everyone took action separately.
After the Administration’s induction training, everyone has learned about the Administration’s attendance principles.
The first priority is to ensure the safety of the people.
Secondly, pay attention to the principle of confidentiality to avoid causing panic.
You must know that heretics feed on negative emotions.
Different heresies have different recipes.
However, most heretics are susceptible to negative emotions such as "fear", "uneasiness" and "anxiety".
Therefore, the most taboo thing about accommodating heretics is causing large-scale panic among the masses.
This will directly cause the heretic in front of you to eat voraciously, and its combat effectiveness will increase sharply.
The members of Group D are just physically weak, not poor in overall quality.
So they had already made a plan.
They will use various means to temporarily disperse or evacuate the crowd.
After the heretics are contained and all contaminants at the scene are cleared, pretend nothing happened and call it a day.
This office building has a total of 23 floors, and each floor has someone claiming it.
Lin Jianyuan decisively chose the 13th floor, where his old employer was located.
When revisiting the old place, Lin Jianyuan actually felt a little nostalgic.
When he arrived at the company door and saw the familiar time clock behind the glass door, he felt a sense of trance and unreality that he had come to work.
It was as if he had not experienced this series of changes.
It seemed as if everything was just a dream during lunch break.
He's still that psychopath.
The ground was still full of frogs that Jiang Chen had spewed out while spouting nonsense.
everything……
All alike.
A dream.
The uncontrollable feeling of uneasiness in my heart surged up again.
Lin Jianyuan raised his left hand and looked at his palm.
The shallow teeth marks are still there.
Carrying jade.
Yes, it exists.
Not an illusion.
His Xie Yu, his roommate, his lover.
Yes, it exists.
Yes, it exists.
The slight trembling coming from the bones stopped.
Lin Jianyuan clenched his left fist, tightly grasping the shallow tooth mark that seemed insignificant.
My mood calmed down again.
"My King." Nienile realized something belatedly and asked worriedly, "Are you..."
Little Stone: "Hey, he's already calling me 'King'. Chief Steward Nie is really good at flattering me. Unlike me, I just keep my head down and do my job for Brother Yuan~"
Frogs croaked all over the ground.
Quack, quack, quack, forming waves.
A green wave surged towards Lin Jianyuan.
Lin Jianyuan threw the Angel Eyeball and the Mouth of the Abyss away with his backhand and said lightly: "Do it."
Angel Eye & Mouth of the Abyss: "Roger that."
The plush eyeballs and black plastic bags have been solidified, and Lin Jianyuan can decide whether they can be seen by humans at any time as long as he wants.
This is also the effect of the mark that Xie Yu gave him.
one.
I saw the angel's eyeball flapping its three pairs of wings, and the mouth of the abyss hanging under the eyeball with its mouth wide open.
Wherever the black plastic bag passed, the frogs were sucked into the storm.
Like a super-powerful vacuum cleaner, it is extremely efficient.
——This trick was invented by Lin Jianyuan when he was doing housework at home.
He originally wanted to use this combination technique to replace the vacuum cleaner to deal with corners that the sweeping robot could not take care of, but later found that it did not work.
Because the Mouth of the Abyss is stupid.
This shark-toothed idiot can't tell the difference between furniture and trash. If you let it out to vacuum, it will pry up the floor and suck it up.
After playing mixed doubles with Xiyu and Lin Jianyuan a few times, I have made some progress.
Evolved from a super idiot to an ordinary idiot.
But the task at hand was simply to catch frogs.
This idiot still understands this.
After all, if it still can't figure it out at this time, Lin Jianyuan doesn't mind convincing it with (physics) logic again.
Lin Jianyuan stood outside the company, watching Tooth Eyeball collect frogs automatically.
For some reason, he felt like smoking whenever he got close to the company.
I even started to feel a little annoyed.
Isn't this also a kind of PTSD?
Lin Jianyuan was just looking for a place to smoke when he heard a familiar voice.
"elder brother!!!"
Pei Shuo's surprised voice.
When Lin Jianyuan turned around, he saw the big golden retriever running towards him with its eyes sparkling and its tail wagging in surprise.
"Brother! Why are you here?" Pei Shuo's eyes were full of excitement. "Why don't you come in and sit down?"
Lin Jianyuan shrugged. "The front desk has changed. I don't have an access card. It's okay. I just happened to be passing by."
He was standing at the door of the company just now, and the person at the reception desk behind the glass door had been replaced.
He looked at him from a distance, and the other party also noticed him, but didn't know him, so he ignored him and continued to do his own thing.
Lin Jianyuan's access card had long been returned to the company.
The moment he was stopped outside the door, he clearly felt that "I have resigned from this company."
wrong.
It should be——
"I finally fucking quit this shitty place, lah ya lazo!"
Having said that, it was still very happy to see my old colleagues.
"Lin Jianyuan! Long time no see!" Qin Shi, who was adding water to the health pot, put down the health pot in surprise.
"Lin Jianyuan?!" Su Zhiwei, who had been arguing with a client and was red-faced, put down his keyboard. In an instant, the tough guy's eyes were filled with tears. "Why are you here? How have you been lately?"
Everyone came forward, and Lin Jianyuan felt a little touched.
Nienile and Xiaoshitou climbed onto his shoulders, one on each side, and expressed their admiration for the enthusiasm of their colleagues.
Socially anxious Lego was frightened by the crowd and hid in the deepest part of his pocket, trembling.
The Mouth of the Abyss and Angel Eyeball pretended to watch and took the opportunity to stop and slack off.
Lin Jianyuan glanced over.
The eyeball and mouth vacuum cleaner immediately stopped slacking off and continued working.
"I'm fine. Really fine. Hahaha..." Lin Jianyuan responded to his colleagues' concern with a smile.
The number of frogs on the ground is decreasing.
The office also changed from gray to colorful again, and everyone felt full of life again.
Lin Jianyuan glanced at his workstation and found that the position was still empty.
He couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
Pei Shuo understood and said with a smile: "Brother, they can't recruit anyone after you left! Isn't it funny? Although the employment situation outside is so severe, no one is willing to jump into the fire pit. Jiang Chen said at the time that there are plenty of people who can do it if you don't. But look, it's been so long, and there is not a single applicant..."
"Actually, I was secretly complaining about my company on Xiaohongshu." Qin Shi leaned over and whispered, "I saw someone asking about the salary at this company, so I immediately went to be a good Samaritan anonymously."
"Fuck, I saw that post too!" Su Zhiwei laughed wildly. "I also sent a private message to warn the other party that this is a fire pit, don't jump in!"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Someone asked with concern: "How are you doing now? Have you found a job?"
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone suddenly fell silent.
Everyone secretly winked at that person, and he finally realized that Lin Jianyuan had said before he resigned that he had found a job.
It was his wife who introduced him.
But everyone knows his wife...
That look of sympathy and sadness appeared in everyone's eyes again.
Lin Jianyuan touched his chin, wondering whether he should tell them that he now had a monthly salary of 200,000 yuan and a regular job.
Can this be said?
Will it violate the confidentiality agreement?
Suddenly, a sound more annoying than the sound of a wet frog came from upstairs.
"Oh, I thought something was wrong."
Jiang Chen leaned on the railing on the second floor, looking down from above, and said sarcastically,
"Isn't this Lin Jianyuan? I was wondering why everyone suddenly stopped working. It turns out that an old colleague has returned."
The smiles on everyone's faces froze.
Everyone rolled their eyes.
"Hurry up and get back to work!" Jiang Chen shouted angrily, "He's unemployed, do you want to be unemployed too?"
Jiang Chen had also heard about Lin Jianyuan's situation.
At this time, Lin Jianyuan had already resigned, and Jiang Chen no longer had to worry about this lunatic causing trouble here.
After all, he's already an outsider. If he dares to go crazy, just call the police and kick him out.
Maybe they could even have him arrested in a mental hospital.
People with mental illness should stay in a mental hospital!
Don't run around hurting people!
Under Jiang Chen's undisguised threat, everyone dared not speak out and walked back to their workstations with gloomy faces.
Pei Shuo also looked indignant. As he passed by Lin Jianyuan, he whispered, "Brother, ignore him. I'll secretly come and chat with you later."
Lin Jianyuan raised his head and glanced at Jiang Chen.
Jiang Chen looked down from above, shaking his legs triumphantly.
An arrogant expression that says "What can you, a mentally ill person, do to me?"
It's obvious that the wound has healed and the pain has been forgotten.
This is what people with low IQ are like.
Remember to eat, not to be beaten.
But things are different now. Lin Jianyuan is now a member of the Management Bureau, so he has a regular position. He can't just do whatever he wants outside.
And he is still on a mission now.
If something really goes wrong, he won't be the only one to take the blame. The instructor leading the team will also be dragged into the water by him.
There's nothing we can do about it.
There is only one way.
Lin Jianyuan sighed, raised his hand and said, "Everyone, wait a moment. Give me a minute."
Everyone paused.
Jiang Chen frowned and said angrily: "Lin Jianyuan, what do you want to do..."
Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by a series of WeChat notification sounds!
Ding Dong!
Ding Dong!
Ding Dong!
Ding-dong sounds came one after another.
Everyone lowered their heads to look at their phones, then their faces horrified and blurted out.
"Fuck! Lin Jianyuan, why are you suddenly sending me money?!"
"Fuck, I have one too!"
"Fuck 1688!"
"Fuck, it's 1688 here too!"
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
“What the hell!!!”
Exclamations rang out one after another!
Jiang Chen's eyes widened in disbelief, and he quickly lowered his head to check his phone.
However, WeChat is empty.
There is no new news.
Everyone present looked down at their phones and then exclaimed “Oh shit”.
Guess who wasn't invited~
Jiang Chen: “…”
"Because the red envelope limit is only 200, I transferred it directly."
Lin Jianyuan said modestly.
"Sorry, I won't pretend anymore."
Lin Jianyuan raised his head and glanced at Jiang Chen playfully.
“Actually, I’m a rich man.”
Pei Shuo: “Huh?”
Qin Shi & Su Zhiwei: "Huh??"
Jiang Chen: “Huh???????”
Jiang Chen's eyeballs almost fell out from the second floor.
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