Chapter 83 Chapter 83 Let’s go! Let’s work overtime together! Nutrient solution 23…
However, after seeing the flashing blood-red alarm on the mobile terminal, the three of them fell silent.
Xie Yu: "[Delirium]?"
With a slightly mocking tone, he glanced at Shi Shaoning indifferently.
Shi Shaoning pursed his lips.
Lin Jianyuan quickly pulled his wife to his side and whispered, "Honey, honey, don't blame him. Last time... well, do you remember last time? That time when a hundred thousand troops surrounded our old, dilapidated little house."
The reason why the Administration came to my door that time was actually because of [delirium].
It was [Delirium] who inexplicably came to their house, and the seal was detected by the Administration. While chasing [Delirium], the Administration accidentally captured the seal carrying the jade.
This is what triggered the drama plot of "Your wife is not a human being!"
The key is.
Lin Jianyuan was in a trance at the time, and luckily he mistook [Delirium] for his roommate.
As a result, the roommate threw [Delirium] 800 kilometers away with a punch of his intestines.
As a result, Shi Shaoning had to deal with the problems on their side and then take a helicopter to a place 800 kilometers away to take care of [Delirium] overnight.
"But by the time he rushed over, the delirium had disappeared," Lin Jianyuan whispered. "He was mentally devastated, and his physical endurance had reached its limit. That's why he cursed the director over the phone and strongly demanded leave..."
The report on the failed containment was written for him by Lin Jianyuan.
So Lin Jianyuan knew clearly what happened at that time.
I also know how devastated Shi Shaoning was at that time.
Carrying jade: “.”
I remember now.
"...That's not my fault." Xie Yu said sullenly, "It's delirium..."
"I'm not blaming you, baby," Lin Jianyuan said gently. "I just think we should be considerate of him, okay? It's not easy for him. We all work for the Administration, we're full-time, and he has to work part-time. It's really hard. And although Delirium is mentally retarded, he's still S-rank after all, so he's really hard to catch. If we can't catch him, you can't blame Shi Shaoning. He's an ordinary human like me. Just like if I couldn't catch Hui Nian, you wouldn't blame me for thinking I'm useless, right?"
Xieyu said, "No."
The tone is so cute.
Lin Jianyuan pinched his little tail.
"You guys play." Shi Shaoning, who was on the other side of the basketball court, did not hear the whispers of the young couple here.
He just put on a baseball cap and a black full-face mask and turned back into that cool guy with a covered face.
Cool brother said calmly, "I'll go collect [Delirium]."
Xie Yu: "I'm going too."
The roommate stepped forward.
The little tail rubbed Lin Jianyuan's palm gently.
Lin Jianyuan felt like a kitten was sitting on his belly, and the warm and soft feeling went straight to the bottom of his stomach.
Xieyu said to Lin Jianyuan, "Wait here for Pei Shuo. He should be here soon. We'll get it done quickly."
Lin Jianyuan smiled and said, "Okay."
The roommate and Shi Shaoning left.
What a weird combination.
Lin Jianyuan looked at the empty basketball court after the two disappeared, and couldn't help scratching his head, feeling empty in his heart.
Nienile suddenly said, "My king, my king, we will fight with you."
Little Stone: "Yes. We can do it too."
Lin Jianyuan took out two small toys and said jokingly, "You guys? How are you going to fight? Your bodies are not even as big as a basketball."
Pinching Le: "I can get bigger! But I can only do it for a little while... I can play ball with you like a seal!"
Little Stone: "The eyeballs can fly, right? Let them hold a garbage bag in their mouths as a basketball net. Throw the basketball out and let them catch it. Just like humans and dogs play."
Eyeballs: “?”
trash bag:"??"
Woof woof woof?
Little Stone: "Oh, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to say Shadow Devourer and Mouth of the Abyss were dogs. I'm really sorry, I was just worried that Brother Yuan would be lonely, so I wanted him to have some fun..."
Nienile said angrily, "Can you tone down your green tea attitude? You're always like this! Aren't you annoying?"
Little Stone: "Wow, I'm not, I didn't..."
"Alright, alright, stop arguing." Lin Jianyuan smiled. "It's not like I'll be lonely once my wife leaves. I'm not a dog with separation anxiety. This opportunity is rare. There's no one around anyway, so why don't you guys come out and get some fresh air? It must be boring to stay in my pocket normally."
Little toys: “!”
shock!
Lin Jianyuan actually took the initiative to let them out to play!
What's this!
Is this the side effect of falling in love?
Will you become gentle to the whole world?!
Oh my God!
Who said Lin Jianyuan was in love? This love brain is really great!
They have two antennae, two horns, three pairs of wings, a spine, and a full row of teeth to support this marriage!!!
Lin Jianyuan was just about to spread out the little toys and let them play by themselves.
When I turned around, I suddenly saw Pei Shuo.
"elder brother……"
Pei Shuo looked at him, a little at a loss.
"Hey, you're here. When did you get here?" Lin Jianyuan walked over and patted his shoulder with a smile. "Have you had dinner?"
"Uh, well..." Pei Shuo looked around cautiously, recalling the scene where Lin Jianyuan was talking to Snail Neng Neng Le just now, and the expression on his face gradually became subtle.
"Brother, that, uh..."
Pei Shuo hesitated and stammered, struggling with his inner thoughts for a long time, but finally he raised the issue that concerned him most in the most obscure, implicit and maneuverable way.
"So what...sister-in-law...?"
The hand on Pei Shuo's shoulder froze instantly.
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
broken.
Lin Jianyuan also looked around at the empty surroundings and the corners of his mouth twitched.
He took a deep breath and said sincerely:
"If I say my wife and my friend happened to have something to do and went to work overtime together, would you believe me?"
Pei Shuo nodded without hesitation: "I believe it! Of course I believe it! Why not?"
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
Good, good, good boy.
When it comes to acting, you are really top-notch.
There is no doubt in Pei Shuo's mind that Lin Jianyuan's condition must have worsened.
Because not only did he have an air wife, he even had an air friend...
Lin Jianyuan’s first reaction was to explain. He wanted to say, “You must know my friend because he is a star.”
But on second thought, forget it.
This statement sounds more like the daydreams of a mental patient...
"It's okay." Lin Jianyuan comforted Pei Shuo and himself, "They'll be back soon anyway. You'll know when you see it. Let's play first."
Pei Shuo: "Okay, okay."
Pei Shuo is indeed a recent graduate—oh no, he has already graduated and gone astray in that stupid company for nearly half a year.
However, male college students who have just graduated for half a year still retain a strong masculine temperament.
That physical fitness is not to be underestimated.
Their clothes were obviously reversed at the moment - Lin Jianyuan wore a T-shirt, beach shorts and white sneakers, while Pei Shuo wore a casual suit - but once they started exercising, Pei Shuo was still much more youthful and energetic than him.
"Brother!" Pei Shuo smiled and raised his hand to hit the basketball towards him, "You come!"
Lin Jianyuan was exhausted, panting heavily and catching the basketball with great difficulty.
"I can't take it anymore. I need to rest for a while..." Lin Jianyuan held his waist and walked to the side.
"Brother, are you tired? Do you want some water?" Pei Shuo's eyes sparkled. Noticing that Lin Jianyuan didn't bring any water, he looked around and his sight fell on the convenience store across the street. "I'll go buy some water across the street! - Brother, don't sit there. You're getting more tired the longer you sit. Stand up and move around."
Lin Jianyuan was at a loss for words: "I can't move anymore. I can't even breathe. My heart and lung function is failing..."
"You haven't started moving yet." Pei Shuo said, "Once you warm up, you won't be so tired."
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
What! They've been playing for half an hour!
Is half an hour of intense exercise just a warm-up for Pei Shuo?
The physical strength of male college students is so terrifying!
And he just worked a full day! Why is he still so energetic?
Wow, are you the legendary high-energy person? !
Lin Jianyuan could only wave his hand helplessly: "Go ahead. Bring two bottles for my wife and friend as well. My wife wants an iced Coke. My friend...well, my friend needs to control his diet, so he'll just get a bottle of mineral water."
Pei Shuo paused imperceptibly.
But he soon smiled brightly and said, "Okay!"
Pei Shuo went across the street to buy water.
Lin Jianyuan looked at his back and shook his head.
The misunderstanding is getting bigger and bigger.
Never mind, they'll be able to explain it all when they come back.
When Pei Shuo sees Shi Shaoning, he will definitely be shocked.
After all, Pei Shuo also followed Shi Shaoning's dramas, hahaha.
The more Lin Jianyuan thought about it, the funnier it became, and he couldn't help but look forward to the once-in-a-century meeting that would soon take place.
...That's why they say people can't set flags.
Pei Shuo came back after buying water.
Two people sat by the basketball court and drank water.
Drink water and chat.
We chatted for twenty minutes.
Xie Yu and Shi Shaoning haven't returned yet.
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
Lin Jianyuan gradually became embarrassed. To prove his innocence, he sent a voice message to his roommate in front of Pei Shuo: "Wife, wife, how are things going over there?"
Pei Shuo turned his head and looked at him.
Lin Jianyuan sent a WeChat message, but received no response.
He quickly sent another message to Shi Shaoning: "Team Shi, Team Shi, why haven't you finished it yet? Efficiency! Hurry up, my friends are here!"
WeChat message was sent again.
Still no response.
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
Pei Shuo's eyes became increasingly profound as he looked at Lin Jianyuan.
Lin Jianyuan: "...I really have a wife."
Pei Shuo: "I know. What's the matter, brother? Why do you suddenly emphasize this? It's not like I don't believe you."
Lin Jianyuan: "...I really did bring a new friend to introduce to you."
Pei Shuo laughed: "I know, you told me. But they were called over to work overtime. It's okay, brother, I understand. It's really okay."
Lin Jianyuan looked up to the sky and sighed.
"By the way, brother, did you know that Yu Xiuli resigned?" Pei Shuo suddenly seemed to remember something, with a gossipy expression on his face.
Pei Shuo's little tricks were too immature in front of Lin Jianyuan, and Lin Jianyuan immediately realized that he was deliberately changing the subject.
However, this topic did successfully arouse Lin Jianyuan's interest.
"Hmm?" Lin Jianyuan said, "I don't know. Isn't she from the head office?"
"Yes, yes, he worked at the head office, but he resigned suddenly. It seems like he resigned right around the same time as you."
Lin Jianyuan: "Why? It can't be because I scolded you that day."
"No, no, hahaha, it's quite funny when you think about it." Pei Shuo looked around like a thief, and suddenly said with some uneasiness, "Wait a minute. Is it not good for me to tell you this so late at night..."
Lin Jianyuan was at a loss for words: "Tell me. What's the point of arousing people's curiosity but not saying anything? Tell me now!"
"Okay, then I'll tell you." Pei Shuo lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "It is said that Yu Xiuli encountered a ghost in the company!"
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Pei Shuo: "It was the day you came to the company to resign and hand over your work. Didn't you quarrel with her because she used your computer? Then she hid in the bathroom and cried. And then she encountered a ghost in the bathroom."
Lin Jianyuan's heart moved, and he said, "Tell me in detail."
If you encounter a ghost in the company, it may not be a ghost.
Maybe it's some kind of messed up heresy.
He found that their company really recruited heretics.
Is it useful to worship Zhong Kui or perform some shaman dance?
Pei Shuo said, "It's not very detailed, because Yu Xiuli went to the temple to burn incense that day and then resigned. I just heard the rumors. Some said she met a little girl with a punctured intestine, some said she saw a female ghost in red holding her own intestines and asking if they looked pretty, and some said it was a white-haired old lady with a hollow stomach who chased you all over the place and asked if you had seen her intestines... Anyway, there are so many different opinions, all kinds of stories."
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
The case is solved.
Keywords: Intestine.
Of course, Lin Jianyuan immediately understood what was going on.
He found it a little funny and couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth.
Pei Shuo saw him laugh, so he laughed too and said, "Yeah, brother, you think it's outrageous too, right? But after thinking about it, I found it very strange, because you see, all the statements have one thing in common: intestines. Maybe Yu Xiuli really saw a pile of intestines, and it was in the bathroom... Tsk. When I imagine that scene, I feel like I would be scared to death. But why would there be intestines in the bathroom? Ah, it's quite scary to think about it. Fortunately, it was a women's bathroom, not a men's bathroom..."
Lin Jianyuan: “…………”
It's fine.
You won't have to go to the bathroom, you'll be able to see your intestines in a moment.
...This is just a joke of course.
Of course, it was impossible for the roommate to appear in front of Pei Shuo in his true appearance - a truly dirty image.
He must have dressed himself up to look so handsome and gave Pei Shuo a little change in his perception.
Pei Shuo said it well.
You really shouldn't sit down and rest right after exercising, because if you do, your body will quickly accumulate fatigue.
Lin Jianyuan sat and drank water for a while, and he didn't want to stand up again.
Even a little hungry.
Lin Jianyuan glanced at his phone.
Shi Shaoning didn't reply, but his roommate did. He said, "Soon."
Lin Jianyuan felt relieved. He replied to his roommate: "Then I'll go order some barbecue first. What do you want to eat?"
Roommate: “Okay.”
It can be seen that the reply was very hasty.
This is no longer a matter of choosing A or B. This is a matter of asking him A or B and he says yes I do.
But then I thought, they should still be fighting fiercely over there.
The thought of my roommate going into overdrive, raging and delirious, yet still finding the time to pull out his phone and reply to his WeChat message...
Lin Jianyuan couldn't stop laughing.
Pei Shuo couldn't help but feel a little surprised when he saw that he could smile even when replying to a message.
Lin Jianyuan had an idea and raised his phone to show him the chat history between himself and his roommate.
"Look, this is my wife. Do you remember when I asked you why I couldn't see someone's Moments after they added me on WeChat? It's her."
Pei Shuo glanced at the note at the top of the chat box: "Wife," followed by a heart.
There was also a lot of back and forth conversation in the chat box.
It was obvious that the chat had been going on for quite some time.
Even when Lin Jianyuan held up his phone to show him, a new message popped up in the chat box:
"Mutton skewers and fish tofu. I also want pineapple. The same pineapple you grilled for me last time. It was delicious."
Pei Shuo: “!!!”
Pupil earthquake!
No, wait?
Brother Yuan is trying to - give him an alibi?!
Could it be that he had been misunderstanding this whole time?
Could it be that Brother Yuan’s “wife” is really real???
Are these people who worry about and try so hard to do something for him just because they are so self-righteous?!
Lin Jianyuan looked at Pei Shuo's shocked expression, smiled slightly, and reached out to hook his shoulder.
"Let's go and order some food. My wife and her friends will be here soon. We'll have a big surprise for you then."
Pei Shuo has somewhat lost control of his facial expression.
He was dragged up by Lin Jianyuan in a daze: "Well, ah, okay..."
Just then, Pei Shuo's cell phone rang.
Pei Shuo subconsciously picked up the phone, and heard Jiang Chen's anxious voice:
"Pei Shuo! Come back quickly! That @￥!￥@ you gave me during the day..."
Pei Shuo: “…”
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Lin Jianyuan instantly became furious. He snatched the phone away and cursed, "It's already so late and you're still calling people back to work overtime! What's wrong? Will you die if you don't work overtime today and leave it for tomorrow? Jiang Chen, are you fucking not doing your job during the day and just playing games? Then at night you realize you forgot to do the work so you call the idiot back to work overtime! Tell me, is that right?"
Jiang Chen: “?”
Jiang Chen immediately recognized the voice he feared the most and began to stammer, "Lin, Lin Jianyuan? Why are you here too? No, I, I'm not asking you to work overtime, why are you so anxious... No, this is really not my fault, it's the client's..."
Lin Jianyuan listened to Jiang Chen's report with a gloomy face.
Unexpectedly, this time it wasn’t Jiang Chen’s fault, but the overseas customers.
Their small workshop has made great progress. It has received a big order from an international brand and is directly connected with the overseas headquarters.
But Party A is not a human being, and Party A overseas is even less so.
There is a time difference between the two sides, so the other party just follows their working hours.
Therefore, Pei Shuo's days and nights were reversed during this period.
The domestic workday has ended, and the overseas client has just started work.
I was constantly forced to work overtime late at night. It was unbearable.
...But there's nothing we can do about it.
After all, they are the party A, and there is indeed a time difference between the two sides.
You can't ask the overseas client to come according to the working hours in China.
After listening to Jiang Chen's aggrieved report, Lin Jianyuan fell silent.
Pei Shuo quickly tried to smooth things over, saying, "Brother, it's okay. This place is close to the company anyway. I'll go back and fix it. It'll be fine. It won't take long."
Lin Jianyuan said indifferently, "Can you come out after you go back? Don't think that you're done just by finishing the work and sending it to Party A. They are Party A. You can read the message and not reply to it, but if you don't reply to the message in time, you can expect to be scolded."
Pei Shuo: “…”
What's with this kind of speech that sounds so experienced?
"Brother, I know you care about me." Pei Shuo smiled, his expression seeming to comfort Lin Jianyuan. "But in our line of work, you know, this is the fate of the second party. And this time it's really rare to have a big overseas client. I think it's also an opportunity for me to practice and learn how to communicate with foreign parties..."
Lin Jianyuan was speechless.
Well, this is also self-PUA.
"Let's go. Tell me what you want to do. I'll help you."
Lin Jianyuan hooked Pei Shuo's shoulder and walked towards the subway station while speaking angrily to Jiang Chen on the other end of the phone, "You have no objection, right, Jiang Chen?!"
"No problem, no problem." Jiang Chen was embarrassed. "Thank you so much, Lin Jianyuan, you've worked so hard..."
"Brother, you don't have to!" Pei Shuo was anxious. "You really don't have to! Aren't you still waiting for sister-in-law to have a barbecue together? Sister-in-law wants to eat pineapple fish tofu lamb skewers, go and arrange it for her! You've already resigned! Brother! What's the point of you accompanying me back to work overtime now? No need! Brother, you really don't have to!"
"Damn it! Don't refuse!" Lin Jianyuan said fiercely, "Do you think I like working overtime? I'm just trying to get you to finish quickly so you can come back and have barbecue with me and meet my wife!!!"
Pei Shuo: “Ah?”
"I must let you see my wife today!" Lin Jianyuan shouted angrily, "Did you hear me? You must see my wife! You must know that my wife is real! Not an illusion! I must let you see my wife today! You must see my wife even if the sky falls!!!"
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