Chapter 82 Chapter 82 Named [Bald Monster] Daily Update (1...
Under the director's strong promotion, the floral water - no, it was the sobering shampoo, was soon developed.
Lin Jianyuan got the finished product first.
He immediately replaced all the shampoos in his home.
"No more," my roommate said. "I've marked my home as a territory. Heretics of this level can't get in anymore."
"I still have to use it." Lin Jianyuan touched his hair and said with lingering fear, "I heard they added a lot of anti-hair loss and hair strengthening ingredients to this shampoo..."
Before the finished product can be put on the market, it naturally needs to be packaged.
So the Administration contacted a classic toilet water merchant to launch a joint venture.
By the way, we also found review bloggers from major social platforms to carry out matrix promotion.
——This is Lin Jianyuan’s suggestion.
After all, as a person who works in advertising and marketing, Lin Jianyuan is well aware of user psychology.
If you deliver the free shampoo directly to your door, the people in the office will just wave their hands impatiently in their busy schedule and chase you away like a fly.
Even eggs are not an option. I'm not old enough.
But soft marketing promotion is different.
As long as it's soft enough, precise enough to touch, and a little bit of advertising creativity...
Creativity happens to be Lin Jianyuan's forte.
So, not long after.
Lin Jianyuan saw the group message.
Qin Shi: Oh my god, have you guys used that shampoo from last time? It's amazing! It controls oil like crazy. I wash my hair every five days now and it's not oily at all!!!
Su Zhiwei: !!! I used it too! It's amazing! I saw Little Red Potato before and thought it was an ad. I was thinking big data is really spying on me. One minute I'm talking about baldness, and the next minute they're pushing a shampoo softgel ad. I didn't expect it to be so effective!
Pei Shuo: Huh? Is that a soft advertisement? I saw it too. I saw this review. I'm a little tempted. [Link]
Qin Shi: Xiao Shuai, you don’t need that. You have so much hair. [Crying]
Su Zhiwei: Xiaoshuai, you don’t need that, you have so much hair. [Crying]
There is a queue below.
Pei Shuo: [awkward] Ah, actually, I've been losing a lot of hair lately. I wonder if it's because of all the late nights...
Pei Shuo: Actually, I also secretly bought this shampoo. [Hehe] I haven't really noticed any effects yet, but the floral water smells so good. After washing my hair, I feel like mosquitoes are staying away!
This is a small group without Jiang Chen, Yu Xiuli and other idiots.
Lin Jianyuan looked at the group messages that kept refreshing the screen, and curled the corners of his mouth.
Hide your achievements and fame.
He didn't specifically promote it to his old colleagues, but now they're all using it, which clearly shows that he's already reached the target audience.
Backend data also shows that most people in office buildings have already purchased their products.
The few who have not purchased yet have not been affected by the black sesame monster.
Or simply not minding being bald.
That's okay too.
It doesn't matter whether you are bald or not.
As long as one person in an area has used their product, the sobering agent can stay on the hair for a period of time and spread in a small area to maintain a certain concentration.
So people who don't use their shampoo can continue to be bald.
However, the black sesame seeds it carries will be destroyed.
Become a pure bald person who has nothing to do with heresy.
It is also like seeking benevolence and getting benevolence.
In short, the black sesame incident ended successfully.
There is still a small problem.
Since this new heresy was first discovered and inactivated by Lin Jianyuan, he has the right to name it.
So, black sesame was given the name——
【Bald monster】.
Nie Nie Le: “…”
Little Stone: “…”
Angel Eyeball & Mouth of the Abyss & Social Anxiety Lego: "..."
OK.
This is a really refreshing naming that is in line with Lin Jianyuan's usual style.
Heretic name: [Bald Monster].
Heresy Level: D [Very Low Risk]
Serial number: [XXXXXXX]
Current status: [Inactivated]
Lin Jianyuan added the relevant information of the X God Floral Water co-branded shampoo into the containment report, and suddenly realized a problem.
broken.
How can he be so capable!!!
This is a big taboo in the workplace!
If you can do it, you will keep doing it!
No, no, no, that won't work.
You should be more restrained in the future and stop trying to be so popular.
Lin Jianyuan fell into deep reflection.
Set.
"Card!"
the director yelled.
Everyone rushed forward and untied the wire tied to Shi Shaoning.
This TV series is a costume drama that combines suspense, fantasy, martial arts and romance.
All elements are complete, and the script, costumes and props are also very attentive.
And of course the most important thing is the actors.
Shi Shaoning is the male lead of this drama.
His last drama was a fantasy fantasy idol drama, in which he co-starred with rising star Xue Lu. It received very good response and was widely discussed after it was broadcast.
Netizens’ sharp comments: Xue Lu performed very well, and Shi Shaoning was also present.
The discussion was very heated, with half of them praising the heroine and half scolding him.
Shi Shaoning was scolded badly during that period.
The administration was busy, which made him in a bad mood.
But this play is different now.
In this drama, his role is a dark, crazy, sickly and charming male ghost.
Although Shi Shaoning himself is not good at this kind of role, he has a heretic in his hands!
It is well known that heretics feed on negativity.
In fact, heretics can also actively release their emotions.
The mechanism is similar to nuclear fusion.
For example, when one person in a crowd falls into panic, the others around them will also be infected. Then the emotion of panic will collide repeatedly in the crowd like marbles, constantly triggering a chain reaction, and eventually it will get out of control.
Heretics can use this to eat a lot.
But what if this [release] is limited to a controllable range?
Shi Shaoning had a sudden idea one time and went on stage to act with the emotion of heresy release.
The results are very good!
So refreshing!
Shi Shaoning has never been so immersed in a role!
He felt like he had simply become that dark male ghost, Ben Gui, full of resentment towards the heroine that he couldn't get but couldn't stop wanting!
He was acting so well that when the director called cut, he couldn't get out of the role for a while.
The damp male ghost stared at the heroine with wet eyes, scaring her so much that she turned pale.
The director was cunning enough to keep this behind-the-scenes footage and use it as pre-promotion, putting it online to build momentum.
After finishing the filming, Shi Shaoning sat in the dressing room and let the makeup artist remove his makeup.
Although Shi Shaoning was full of energy during filming, he was still the cool guy after filming.
Nothing else.
Emotions should be used wisely!
After removing makeup, there is still a complex skin care process.
There's nothing you can do about it. Celebrities rely on their looks to make a living.
Shi Shaoning was actually very annoyed about having to do these things on his face, but it was better than working overtime at the Administration.
At least he wasn't asked to work overtime...
——No! You can’t think like that!
Shi Shaoning was startled and quickly looked at the terminal.
Oh, that's all right. The terminal didn't ring.
Don’t ever think like this again in the future!
Just setting goals for yourself!
Shi Shaoning took a deep breath and planned to eat a small sweet potato to relax.
Open Xiaohongshu and the big data will immediately push popular notes:
"Shi Shaoning used too much force."
Shi Shaoning: “?”
Oh. Fame brings gossip.
Shi Shaoning rowed away decisively.
Next one.
"Shi Shaoning's acting style: stare, stare, roar, stare."
Shi Shaoning: ...
The script just says [Staring at the heroine], do you want me to throw the script in your face so you can take a closer look!!!
Row away.
Next one.
"Other damp male ghosts: I will always watch you, forever, forever. Shi Shaoning-style damp male ghost: Off duty, off duty, off duty... After this glare, I will go off duty... off duty..."
"There's no greed for the heroine in his eyes, only a desire to get off work!"
"Who in my family understands? Shi Shaoning must have been set up by the capitalists! This strongly smells like forced overtime. I'm dying of laughter!"
Shi Shaoning: “???”
What? Isn't this the scene where he gave a very immersive, super cool, and super satisfying performance?
Shi Shaoning lost control of his facial expression.
It cracked on the spot.
The labor camp heretics following Shi Shaoning all raised their heads.
Um?
Is it time for dinner again?
(Chew, chew, chew)
Shi Shaoning was feeling annoyed when his phone suddenly vibrated and he received a message.
Lin Jianyuan: "Are you free tonight? Want to play ball?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Let's have a meal. Didn't I owe you a meal last time?"
Shi Shaoning had a cold expression on his face and poked the screen fiercely with his finger:
"have."
"beat."
"eat."
Night. Basketball court.
“You’re really rich now.”
Shi Shaoning came to the basketball court, looked around, and said, "It's also guaranteed to play."
This is the basketball court where Shi Shaoning met Lin Jianyuan for the first time.
Shi Shaoning still remembers that delirium occurred frequently during that period. He ran back and forth between the film set and the mission location, was seriously sleep deprived every day, and was extremely irritable.
He was completely defeated. He couldn't concentrate at all during the filming, and was scolded by the director.
The director asked him to adjust his condition, so he simply asked for sick leave from the management bureau and wanted to have a good rest.
After all, filming is my main job. The Administration is just a side job.
Shi Shaoning has always thought so.
As a result, one evening, when he was out for a walk alone, the administration suddenly gave him another urgent task.
Something said that the mark of [Delirium] appeared nearby, and asked him to go and take a look.
Shi Shaoning exploded on the spot.
The scene of the last battle against [Delirium] is still vivid in my mind.
S-level mental pollution is not a lie. Even after he sprayed 10L of toilet water, he still showed symptoms of delirium.
This caused him to make a fool of himself while recording a variety show.
For the first time in my life, I was on the trending search. The trending search turned out to be:
#Shi Shaoning turned the love show into a crazy show
What a shame and humiliation!
Although it turned out to be a blessing in disguise, he got more opportunities for variety shows and endorsements.
But Shi Shaoning has always been brooding over this.
Who would have thought that now...
"You're a celebrity. You're afraid of being recognized." Lin Jianyuan said with a smile, "Do you want to change your shoes?"
Shi Shaoning looked at Lin Jianyuan, who was wearing sportswear.
Unlike his usual office worker look, today he was wearing a T-shirt, beach shorts, and white sneakers. This was the first time I saw him dressed so sportively.
She looks much younger and more energetic, like a college student.
Shi Shaoning looked at the [Evil Realm] beside him again.
Hmm. As always, no skin.
A complete pink digestive system floats above a basketball court.
Shi Shaoning couldn't help but glance at the [Evil Domain] from the top (oral cavity) to the bottom (colon and rectum).
It is still hard to imagine: how could Lin Jianyuan call out "wife" to this pile of water.
Are they going to kiss again?!
Shi Shaoning felt a bead of white sweat on his back.
Stop imagining now.
"No need to change." Shi Shaoning said, "My shoes are good. I've been endorsing this recently, and the brand gave me a lot of them. How about? I'll give them to you two..."
Shi Shaoning looked at Lin Jianyuan and then at [Evil Domain], then changed his words and said, "...I'll give you a pair."
"Two pairs is two pairs, don't be stingy."
[Evil Domain] curled his lips, turned his head and "looked" at Lin Jianyuan, and said softly, "If I don't wear it, he can change to wear it~"
Lin Jianyuan laughed and waved his hand, saying, "It's just a joke, don't take it seriously."
He turned his head and whispered something to [Evil Domain].
After hearing this, [Xie Yu] also laughed out loud.
I laughed so hard that my liver, gallbladder, spleen, pancreas and intestines were shaking.
Shi Shaoning: “…”
Dog man man.
Oh no.
Dog man intestines!
Shi Shaoning patted the basketball and said, "How do we play? Bullfighting?"
[Evil Domain] turned his head and asked Lin Jianyuan: "What is bullfighting?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Bullfighting is just three-player basketball. But we don't need to worry about so many rules, right? Honey, just be careful not to stretch yourself too much."
Xie Yu: "What do you mean by don't stretch yourself too much?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Just like the last time you played basketball with me, you suddenly raised yourself to 2 meters and then slam-dunked."
Xie Yu: "Oh, no."
Lin Jianyuan: "Of course not, that's too much of a cheat, hahaha. It's okay for you to play against me, but we have to wait and see. Pei Shuo will be here soon - oh, right."
Lin Jianyuan turned around and said to Shi Shaoning, "A friend of mine is coming over soon, so how about a two-on-two? He's an intern I used to mentor at my old company. He's a very nice guy. A good kid."
Shi Shaoning had already finished warming up, and upon hearing this, he said calmly, "Whatever."
As soon as the words fell.
Beep beep beep!
The three people's mobile phones rang at the same time.
Lin Jianyuan: “Fuck.”
Xie Yu: "Fuck."
Shi Shaoning: “Fuck!!!”
Who the hell is this idiot again? !
Who was so blind as to dare to dance in front of two A-rank combatants and an S-rank heretic?!
Seeking death!!!
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