Chapter 81 Chapter 81 Have you finished reading the paper? (100,000 words received plus more...
Beep beep beep——
The beeping sound of the mobile terminal woke the director from his silly laughter while he was watching a short video.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What happened again?!
The director quickly picked up the mobile terminal and took a look. He found that it was an approval application submitted through a special fast channel for senior professional titles.
The title is "Application for urgent research and development of floral water shampoo."
Director: “?”
The director had a big question mark over his head. Before he could figure out what this meant, the internal communication rang again.
"Hey, Chief, sorry to bother you. Are you asleep?"
It’s Lin Jianyuan.
The tone is quite polite.
The director said, "Not yet, why?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Oh, isn't that new heresy we discovered during the day? I thought, even if it doesn't cause any mental pollution, it wouldn't be a good idea to keep making the people bald. So I came up with an idea."
Director: "Oh, that floral dew... the sobering shampoo, right?"
After all, the director didn't get to this position just by pretending to be stupid and flattering his subordinates.
He immediately understood what Lin Jianyuan meant.
"Well, um, I got it. I'll review it right away." The director was very touched.
And he looked at the time: twelve o'clock!
OK, OK.
It is a blessing for their management bureau to have Lin Jianyuan hired!
Just ask who else stays up late at night and works so hard for the people's hair!
Who else!
The director hung up the phone and was about to watch some more videos.
The video just lasted one minute.
Beep beep——
The terminal rang again.
Lin Jianyuan: "Leader, please review and approve it as soon as possible! [Bow] [Bow] Thank you! [Flowers] [Flowers]"
Director: “…”
There's no need to be so anxious, right?
Of course, that's not the case.
The director, who was well versed in managing his subordinates, patiently reassured him, "It's under review. Wait a moment!"
Lin Jianyuan: "Okay! [Flowers][Flowers]"
After finishing watching the short video, the director reluctantly switched to the mobile terminal review interface.
Click on the attachment.
The system froze for a moment.
Director: “?”
After the system froze briefly, it loaded a 128-page document, densely packed with pictures and text, titled "Application for the Urgent Development of Floral Water Shampoo."
Director: “………………”
no.
128 pages???
You are writing your doctoral thesis here!
OK, OK.
The director's desire to win was successfully aroused.
He has to take a look at what is written on these 128 pages!
The director sat up and walked in with a serious expression.
Two minutes later, the director: “?”
Ten minutes later, the director: “???”
broken.
This time it was directed at him.
These 128 pages are literally a doctoral thesis!!!
From the cover to the statement to the abstract to the keyword list, to the introduction, theoretical basis and literature review, research design and data, etc., etc.... everything is available!
Even the format is very standard!!!
The director’s first reaction was that Lin Jianyuan was joking?
My second reaction was, no way! Are you serious?!
The director only took a quick glance and knew that Lin Jianyuan was not talking nonsense.
He really wrote the abstract, introduction and review carefully, and also designed the entire R&D process carefully! !
Director: Oh? No? Oh?
Where did Lin Jianyuan, the living father, come from? !
The director hesitated for a second.
Why only one second? Because in the next second, the death warrant comes again.
Lin Jianyuan: "Leader, is there anything that needs improvement? [grin][grin]"
Director: “…”
I haven't even finished reading the summary, but I can't say that.
Because he understood Lin Jianyuan's character too well.
Lin Jianyuan, like Shi Shaoning, is the kind of person who curses but still gets the job done.
But he is different from Shi Shaoning!
Because Shi Shaoning is a single idealist.
Lin Jianyuan has a brainless, love-obsessed wife who will turn the entire containment department upside down if she goes crazy!!!
The director immediately replied: "Wait a moment. I am studying it carefully and it will take some time. [Bow][Bow]"
The more the director looked down, the more cold sweat he broke out in.
Because he discovered.
This doctoral thesis - no, this "Application for the Urgent Research and Development of Floral Water Shampoo" was really written very carefully!
Very serious! Very rigorous!
And it’s very practical!
After all, Lin Jianyuan spent a full 50 pages discussing the topic of "how to maintain the effect of the sobering potion while retaining the floral water flavor and ensuring it is absolutely harmless to the human body"! He proposed several solutions!
...It can be seen that you really like floral water.
Director: “…”
Sweating all over.
Lin Jianyuan on the surface: Leader, is there anything that needs improvement? [Bang fist][Bang fist]
The real Lin Jianyuan: You are useless! It’s been five minutes, why haven’t you finished learning yet? Learn quickly! [Angry][Angry][Angry]
I understand.
Lin Jianyuan is not a living father.
Lin Jianyuan is a highly energetic tutor who wakes him up in the middle of the night to read documents!!!
But I can’t not watch it…
Lin Jianyuan had worked so hard on it, and the task was also secretly assigned to him during the day. If he didn't immediately review and give feedback on the proposal, Lin Jianyuan would definitely be furious. If Lin Jianyuan was furious, his wife would definitely be furious too...
But this doctoral thesis is 128 pages long!
And it’s a serious scientific paper!
I can't stand it anymore.
The director has been in office for so many years and finally burst out with the cry of a corporate slave.
I can’t stand it!!!
So annoying!!!
This day is unbearable!!!
The other side.
Lin Jianyuan’s large flat.
In the bedroom, the whole-house thermostat system adjusts the temperature to the most comfortable level.
The sheets, quilt covers, and pillows were all ordered from that top luxury hotel.
Even the quilt was secretly taken out to dry in the sun by my wife during the day.
The whole bed now smelled of the warm, delicate aroma of roasted mites.
"Ah..." Lin Jianyuan hugged his wife and rubbed her comfortably on the big bed. "It feels so good! Baby, you are so good! I really love you!"
Roommate: "When did you meet that doctor?"
"Hmm? Doctor?" Lin Jianyuan recalled the phone call he made three hours ago and explained, "Oh, that was a colleague from the Research Department whom I met by chance during my last visit to the Ministry of Internal Affairs. You were there too when Shi Shaoning took us there."
He is a poor PhD student—no, a PhD candidate—whose graduation is repeatedly delayed by his unscrupulous supervisor because he is too capable.
Because he hasn't graduated yet.
It was really painful to have his graduation delayed maliciously. He had done nothing wrong, but he still lost several jobs he had dreamed of.
Besides, what kind of a bullshit reason is it to delay graduation just because you are too capable?
He tried to talk to his tutor and report to the school.
But the tutor only knows how to pua him and put pressure on him secretly.
The love for academics and the cruel reality form a sharp contrast.
He couldn't see the future, his mentality collapsed all of a sudden, and coupled with the influence of heresy, he almost committed suicide.
Fortunately, he was rescued by the Administration.
According to normal procedures, his memory should be erased and released back to the laboratory, but this poor prospective doctor suddenly became enlightened after being enlightened.
Say calmly:
"You are right. I should cherish my life."
"I shouldn't have jumped off the building myself. I should have dragged that idiot along with me. Buy one, get one free."
The field team member who was in charge of handling the matter at the time was so frightened that he quickly reported it to his superiors.
The superior who was asked for instructions was Shi Shaoning.
After hearing this story, Shi Shaoning was filled with anger and cursed, wishing he could punch that stupid mentor twice through his mobile phone.
But venting is one thing, and how to deal with unscrupulous tutors is not within the scope of the administration's job.
In other words, after eliminating the heretics, the rest of the matters are no longer their responsibility.
But Shi Shaoning really wanted to take care of this matter.
Idealists hate to see other idealists suffer.
Lin Jianyuan, who happened to be standing nearby, interjected, "Anyway, he's getting a PhD to do research. Didn't you just say the research department was short of people? Why don't you take a look at his major and see if you can find him a job? What if his major is a good match?"
As a result, that "what if" really happened.
That guy was researching biopharmaceuticals. He started studying for a PhD because he liked scientific research, but later found out that he had chosen the wrong supervisor.
The instructor only wants a skilled worker. How can a skilled worker talk about passion? First, he should graduate and find a job to earn a living.
He didn't expect that the unscrupulous mentor was even more shameless than he imagined.
Just because he was so capable, he was forced to stay by my side for 5 years.
The mentor tried every means to keep him by his side and cut off all his opportunities to grow wings.
He also pua him every day and threatens him secretly, making him realize that he will be targeted even if he leaves this mentor.
Not to mention continuing to work in this field in the future, even just wanting to get a diploma or degree will become a slim chance.
In this way, a young talent with a passion for scientific research was tortured into a madman who wanted to drag his supervisor to jump off the building.
As soon as Lin Jianyuan proposed it, the doctor agreed immediately.
The buddy didn't jump off the building. He punched the instructor twice, threw his gloves at the instructor's face and said, "I quit!"
Then she joined the research department brilliantly.
Not only did the administration take away his graduation certificate and degree certificate, but it also took away all his scientific research results.
I also reported that idiot for academic misconduct.
Very satisfying!
Facts have proved that scientific research workers who have been abused by unscrupulous mentors are really good at scientific research.
My friend came to the R&D department and started asking his superiors on the third day before he even finished his orientation:
"The training was so boring. I wrote a proposal while slacking off. Where should I submit it?"
What an amazing passion for scientific research!
The entire research department was instantly swept by a fiery tornado.
Everyone was shocked.
Feeling that the younger generation was daunting, he cried and rolled up.
Very good! Very energetic!
"That guy's called Luo Xuan." Lin Jianyuan smiled and said, "He's really amazing. I just mentioned this to him, and I didn't expect him to finish a paper in just three hours. He's really amazing."
So skilled!!!
Of course, he didn't really fabricate this doctoral thesis in three hours with his bare hands.
After all, the topic of floral water... no, sobering potion, was what he was originally researching.
He just happened to have a lot of ready-made data.
"Oh." My roommate said, "You even remember her name."
"Because it's special, the DNA double helix, it sounds like something out of this business..." Lin Jianyuan heard his roommate's tone and said with a smile, "Wait, baby, you're not jealous, are you?"
"This is the first time you praise someone." said my roommate sullenly.
"How could that be?" Lin Jianyuan was surprised. "I obviously praised you more. I even praised your delicious instant noodles today!"
"Then I'm not a human being." The roommate curled his lips.
The little tail began to wag again.
Lin Jianyuan keenly grasped the flaw, rushed over and hugged his wife and rubbed her: "You are jealous~ The baby will be jealous too~"
I thought my roommate would deny it, but he nodded and said seriously, "Yeah. I'm jealous."
Lin Jianyuan was stunned.
Roommate: "I'm jealous of humans. I'm jealous of the sheets. I'm jealous of the air conditioner. I want to eat you into my stomach and take you wherever I go. That way I won't have to be jealous anymore."
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
The roommate felt a little uneasy and touched his face: "What's wrong? Are you scared by me? I'm just talking, I won't really eat you!"
"No, I'm not scared, baby. I was just thinking about The Little Prince." Lin Jianyuan suddenly started laughing. "I was wondering if I were in your belly, would we become a hat?"
The roommate was stunned for a moment.
After realizing what was happening, he started laughing too.
The two people rubbed and twisted on the comfortable and smooth sheets.
Imitating what was said in the book, "Boa constrictors swallow their prey whole without chewing and then become unable to move, spending six months digesting it while sleeping."
Laughing together.
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