Chapter 80 Chapter 80 Lao Deng! Get up and work overtime! Daily update (……
No wonder mobile terminals call these frogs [heretic derivatives] instead of heretics.
Because the frog is just the embodiment of the disgust that office workers feel towards their unscrupulous superiors.
It is not a separate heretic in itself. So it will not eat and is not aggressive.
It just ran around aimlessly.
Snap, snap. Croak, croak.
To be honest, ordinary people can't see heresy at all.
So this kind of harmless [derivative] is actually equivalent to non-existence for ordinary people?
……wrong.
Lin Jianyuan suddenly realized that something was wrong, it was the other way around.
It's not that frogs are harmless to humans.
Rather, frogs are the embodiment of human negative emotions.
The constant accumulation of negative emotions is harmful in itself.
Lin Jianyuan has experienced this all too well.
He experienced it firsthand and went to a mental hospital.
…
After the class, Lin Jianyuan went home with his roommate.
The new house they rented is a large flat equipped with smart devices throughout the house.
The rent was 8,000 yuan, for a three-bedroom apartment with a master bedroom, a children's room, and a study. For Lin Jianyuan and his roommate, the children's room was a bit redundant.
But it doesn't matter, just leave it empty.
The house was previously occupied by a young couple with a child.
It's obvious that this young landlord couple has a great taste for life, and every detail of the house is designed with great care.
You can feel the two landlords' love for life.
And love for this home.
Lin Jianyuan fell in love with this house at first sight.
Although it has three bedrooms and a living room, it is a large flat. The house area is as high as 220 square meters, which shows how spacious each area is.
Each bedroom also has a separate dressing room.
When Lin Jianyuan was looking at the house, he joked that the distance from the innermost cloakroom to the outermost entrance was so far that he could ride a shared bicycle.
"Ah. Tired."
As soon as Lin Jianyuan entered the room, he collapsed onto the sofa.
After coming back from field work, I still have to go to class. It turns out I’m too tired.
It was fine during the physical training before, I was just tired.
Now I am not only physically tired, but also mentally tired.
Gurgle.
My stomach is growling.
"Wife~" Lin Jianyuan took his roommate's little duodenum and shook it coquettishly, "Wife~ I'm hungry~ Can you give me some food~"
"Ah?" The roommate lowered his head in confusion and looked at his "lower part".
The cecum, ileum, and colorectum move slowly.
Lin Jianyuan was shocked: "Ah no no no, I'm not talking about that bottom!"
Roommate: “Which one is that?”
Lin Jianyuan was at a loss for words: "It's not 'down there', it's 'down, on the side'! Forget it, I'll go down there myself——"
"Oh oh." The roommate also realized it and held him down with a smile. "I understand. I'll go. You're so tired today. Just lie down and rest."
It seemed as if his roommate didn't understand the unintentional dirty talk he just said.
Lin Jianyuan thought to himself - my wife is so simple!
As expected, if you are not a human, you will not have so many tricks...
Uh, no.
Sure enough, if you're not human, you don't have so many evil thoughts. Hmm.
Unlike him. His head is full of yellow garbage hahaha.
Lin Jianyuan found it funny, but also felt a little itchy.
He watched his roommate walk into the kitchen to cook noodles for him, and suddenly wanted to follow him and hug him from behind.
But—no.
As Lin Jianyuan took a step forward, he smelled the stench of sweat on his body.
After all, I'm out on a business trip today.
He still stinks, so he can’t hug his sweet-smelling wife!
Lin Jianyuan said decisively: "Wife! I'm going to take a shower first!"
Roommate: "Okay. I'll come out to eat after I finish washing up."
Lin Jianyuan: “~”
Lin Jianyuan smiled and took his clothes into the bathroom to take a shower.
The hot water was flowing and the water pressure was great. The bathroom was also very spacious with a separate shower and bathtub.
When you have time, you can invite your roommates to blanch the vegetables together.
Lin Jianyuan stood naked in the spacious and transparent shower room, with steam rising from it.
The powerful stream of water hitting the naked back feels as comfortable as a massage.
He was in a good mood, enjoying the hot shower and looking forward to the midnight snack his wife would make for him.
But suddenly another question came to my mind.
——Roommates also feed on negative emotions.
But they are so happy now!
He probably doesn't have much negative emotions to pass on to his roommate.
What are your roommates eating?
Eating buffet meals in the containment department every day?
Although it was a very bizarre experience to have my wife suck on my head and "eat a big bite".
But my roommate really didn't eat him and went out to eat at the buffet, and he actually... a little...
accurate.
accurate!
Lin Jianyuan suddenly lost the mood to enjoy the hot bath.
I just want to go out and bury my head in the pink water.
He closed his eyes and tilted his head back, placing his entire head under the splashing water.
Rub your hands together quickly to speed up the removal of shampoo foam.
However, after he finished washing it, he touched it casually and found that -
Wait. Why is my hair still so oily?
Is it because it’s too hot?
Come to think of it, he seemed to have just washed his hair yesterday.
How come my hair is so oily after just one day?
Didn’t I wash it clean yesterday???
Lin Jianyuan frowned and squeezed shampoo again. This time he scrubbed the roots of his hair carefully, making sure every part of his scalp was washed.
My roommate is so sweet and soft, how can he have such an oily scalp!!!
Lin Jianyuan scrubbed and massaged very carefully.
After kneading it carefully for more than ten minutes, he raised his head again and closed his eyes to rinse off the foam.
Phew, this makes me feel much more refreshed.
The sound of running water stopped.
Lin Jianyuan reached out to grab the towel, lowered his head and wiped his hair while about to walk out, but his eyes unconsciously caught a glimpse of a large black mass at the sewer outlet.
A big mass of—black—?!
Oh shit!
That's it!
hair! ! !
That's his hair!!!
How did he lose so much!!! Such a lot of hair!!!
His hair ahh ...
Lin Jianyuan didn't even have time to put on his briefs and ran out of the bathroom in a state of collapse.
"Wife! Wife, wife, wife!!!"
Lin Jianyuan rushed to the kitchen and screamed in horror, "I lost a lot of hair! Hair!!!"
roommate:"?"
The roommate turned around in surprise and saw Lin Jianyuan with a face full of despair and collapse.
The next second, he seemed to remember something and suddenly raised his head and moved his neck closer.
"Wait, I'm panicking right now! Panic is a negative emotion, right? Then eat quickly!"
Lin Jianyuan's expression gradually became excited.
"Although it's not as much as when I was working in the company before... since we're here, don't waste it! Have a bite quickly, honey!"
Carrying jade: "..."
Xieyu looked at Lin Jianyuan's slightly bulging Adam's apple, which was still covered with wet water droplets.
I couldn't help but find it funny.
How come his humans are so cute?
I would break down and scream because of hair loss.
She collapsed and screamed, but then rushed over and gave him her Adam's apple to eat.
Even - he's happy because he can be eaten?
How could a human be happy to be eaten?
So funny.
So cute.
Xieyu put down the spatula, smiled and hugged Lin Jianyuan. Hugging his human.
chu~
Gently kiss his Adam's apple.
The long-lost delicious lollipop made Xieyu savor it for a long time.
Not much, actually—food.
Just when Lin Jianyuan realized that he was going to be eaten again, his negative emotions disappeared.
Instead, there was something sweet again.
Sweet, fragrant and warm.
Something that makes him want to laugh as soon as he eats it.
And when Xieyu was finally satisfied and let go of his human.
He noticed that the human's face was flushed.
"What's wrong?" Xieyu was a little worried. He stretched out his duodenum and touched the human's cheek. "Are you feeling uncomfortable anywhere?"
The Seal of Regret cannot be kept on all the time, so his humans will inevitably catch a cold.
So angry!
"I...you...are not."
His human seemed to find it difficult to speak, so he decided not to speak.
He turned his head, covered his lower body, and ran away.
Carrying jade: “?”
Only then did he realize that he was not wearing any human clothes or pants.
He didn't even wipe off the water drops on his back and buttocks.
He rushed out in a hurry and wetly.
Just to give him my Adam's apple to eat.
It’s really cute.
Xieyu: "Hiccup~"
Although I only took a small bite of the lollipop.
But it hit a big one,
A big pink burp.
…
Lin Jianyuan dried himself and changed into his pajamas before coming out.
Oh my god, I was so busy bringing food to my wife that I didn’t even wear any underwear.
God knows how many reproductive thoughts he had when his sweet and soft roommate came close to him and ate his Adam's apple!
And it is well known that his roommate eats him without restraint!
Licking and sucking!
It makes a sticky sound when you suck it!
Lin Jianyuan was so thoughtful at that time!
But it doesn’t work!
Because he can't forget! His hair!!!
He lost a lot of hair in the shower drain!!!
This is really not a good time to tell a story about the reproductive system...
Maybe next time!
Next time for sure!!!
...Lin Jianyuan slowly calmed down after changing into his pajamas.
The instant noodles his roommate made for him are also out of the pot.
Crack two eggs into the X ramen. A classic combination.
The spicy, fluffy broth coats the chewy, springy noodles, while the orange-red egg yolk is Lin Jianyuan's favorite, half-runny state.
The egg whites are beaten into fluffy egg flowers that float on the springy ramen.
As soon as the chopsticks are inserted, a ball of ramen is rolled up.
It was covered with egg drops filled with soup, a runny egg yolk that was accidentally punctured, and a handful of chopped green onions that my roommate had freshly sprinkled on it before it was served.
tasty!
Lin Jianyuan held the bowl and ate with relish, wishing he could drink up all the soup and lick the bottom of the bowl repeatedly.
"Wife." Lin Jianyuan slurped the noodles. The spicy and hot taste filled his nostrils, and he sniffed from time to time while eating. "Wife, how come your instant noodles are so delicious?" Lin Jianyuan said with emotion.
His roommate came over and pinched his face with a smile: "Why are you so happy eating instant noodles? It's just instant noodles."
Lin Jianyuan: “~”
Roommate: “~”
I can't stand it anymore.
I really want to hug my wife and kiss her hard!
But I can’t put down the bowl in my hand!
I can't kiss you while holding a bowl!
If I kiss you, I won’t be able to eat the noodles you cooked for me while they’re still hot!
Oh my God!
How can there be such a dilemma in the world!
Eating enough will indeed make you smarter.
Lin Jianyuan quickly reviewed the ghost story just now - the black sesame seeds must have secretly invaded his scalp while he was taking a shower, causing his scalp to become oily and causing him to lose a lot of hair.
The crime is extremely heinous!!!
But if my roommate is around, won’t the black sesame seeds be reduced to ashes?
Why...oh.
Lin Jianyuan looked around calmly.
The case is solved.
The house is too big.
A 200-square-meter apartment! You're also an accomplice!
So when he hurriedly ran out of the bathroom to find his roommate, all he had in his hands was fallen hair, but no black sesame seeds.
The black sesame seeds disappeared as soon as they got close to my roommate.
In that case...
Lin Jianyuan touched his chin and roughly measured the distance from their bathroom to the kitchen by walking.
Based on the house layout, the range where roommates can naturally destroy black sesame seeds is about 10 meters in radius.
My roommate understood immediately and said, "I'll go sweep the floor."
Lin Jianyuan smiled and said, "No, sweeping the building is too tiring. And beating up heretics is our job in the field department, so you from the containment department shouldn't rush to do it~"
The roommate's lips curled up: "Oh."
"What are you saying?" Lin Jianyuan leaned over and pinched his throat, his gallbladder, and his fresh, smooth liver. "How many times have I told you not to do that anytime, anywhere?"
A piece of intestine stretched out and gently hooked around Lin Jianyuan's neck.
His roommate pulled him close, touched his lips gently, and asked, "So what are you going to do?"
Lin Jianyuan smiled evilly.
Pick up the mobile terminal.
"I decided to ask the director, that old man, to work overtime."
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