Chapter 79 Chapter 79 Humans, why don’t you just stay bald?
What's going on?
Lin Jianyuan tapped the mobile terminal, and the detector always showed that the number of heretics around was 0.
So what are these black sesame seeds in front of me?
First exclude black sesame seeds because they cannot march.
Secondly, exclude army ants because they cannot grow into sesame seeds.
That can only be heresy.
The case is solved.
No wonder everyone is losing their hair recently.
It turns out there’s a new heretic in the company who steals people’s hair!
But why didn’t the heretic trigger the alarm on the mobile terminal?
Lin Jianyuan frowned.
The last time I encountered this situation was - [Regret].
S-Class Heretics can hide their markings, making their presence undetectable to detectors.
But these black sesame seeds in front of me are S-level heretics?
It doesn't look like them at all.
Not to mention how uncool it is to steal hair at the S level.
Isn't it said that higher-level heretics are more human-like, and that S-level heretics all have human form?
Lin Jianyuan decisively said goodbye to everyone, followed the route of Heizhima's march, and came to the corridor outside the company.
In addition to them, there are several other companies on this floor of the office building.
They are interior design, real estate agency, new media, and a software company.
At this moment, there are also countless black sesame army ants in these companies, with hair on their heads, coming out in a mighty force.
……Reasonable.
We are all in the same industry...
The army of black sesame seeds carried strands of hair and passed through the wall and left the office building.
Lin Jianyuan went to the window and took a look.
The black sesame seeds and hair all disappeared in the wind.
Ah, is it gone just like that?
Is that the end of my hair?
...It's inexplicably sad.
Lin Jianyuan: "What the hell are these?"
Nienile Le said, "What is what?"
Lin Jianyuan was surprised and pointed at the dense black sesame army ants on the ground: "That's it. These black sesame seeds, can't you see them?"
Nie Nie Le: “?”
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan scratched his head: "Did I see a ghost?"
No way. A world with heretics can't be haunted, right?
Wait, why does this sentence sound so familiar?
Lin Jianyuan frowned and scratched his head in thought.
As I was scratching my scalp, I suddenly felt itchy getting more and more.
Lin Jianyuan looked down.
A wisp of hair fell on the palm of his hand.
My hair is full of black sesame seeds.
"Fuck!" Lin Jianyuan's face turned pale and he quickly rushed to a deserted place and shouted, "Wife! Wife!!!"
"Um?"
Almost as soon as the words fell, the familiar pink underwater appeared in front of him.
Lin Jianyuan stretched out his palm in fear and showed him the black sesame seeds in his hand: "Can you see this! Wife! Can you see it!"
However, as soon as his roommate appeared, the black sesame seeds in Lin Jianyuan's palm suddenly seemed to be ignited.
With a whoosh, everything disappeared into ashes.
Lin Jianyuan: “???”
Lin Jianyuan looked confused.
All that was left in his palm was his fallen hair.
This is all so weird.
Lin Jianyuan: "Wife, I don't know how to tell you...just now..."
My roommate said, “I saw it.”
Lin Jianyuan immediately felt a sense of security as if he had seen a Taoist priest in a horror movie.
He asked, "What the hell is this?"
My roommate tilted his head and thought for a moment, then said, "I don't know what it's called. But it's probably a D-class heretic."
"I also guess it's a heresy." Lin Jianyuan said, "But why can't the terminal recognize it?"
Other D-class heretics could identify it before.
Roommate: "I don't understand this. The terminal thing."
According to my roommate, the black sesame seeds turned to ashes because of his arrival.
The S-level has a natural suppression on lower-level heretics, so even if Xie Yu did not deliberately release the pressure, these weak black sesame seeds would be annihilated on the spot.
Lin Jianyuan suddenly understood and said, "No wonder Eye Vine trembles every time he sees you. It turns out it's because of the level suppression."
But recently the shaking seems to be not as severe.
Is it because we've been together for a long time and we've become tolerant?
Or is it time to upgrade again?
There were too many black sesame seeds, and Lin Jianyuan and his little toy army could not collect them all by themselves.
Lin Jianyuan came to the assembly point and reported the situation to the instructor.
Unexpectedly, the instructor also looked very surprised.
Five minutes later.
Administration, Office of the Director.
Lin Jianyuan was shocked and said, "...So you didn't know that there are such heretical beings that cannot be detected by detectors?!"
"Yes," the director said solemnly, sitting at his desk, his hands folded under his chin. "The level of this heretical contaminant is extremely low, far below the detector's minimum detection threshold. Furthermore, even members of the field service can't see it with the naked eye. If it weren't for you, we wouldn't have known of its existence... Lin Jianyuan, you did a great job!"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Can't you see anything?
If I think about it carefully, Nienie and Xiao Shitou can't see it either...
"But Xieyu can see it." Lin Jianyuan frowned, "I can see it too."
Why?
The director said, "I'm curious about this, too, but that's not the most pressing matter right now. The most important thing right now is how to contain these heretics who are so tiny they can't be detected or observed by other field personnel. We can't just leave them out there pulling hair everywhere."
Lin Jianyuan's heart suddenly skipped a beat.
It's over.
It’s over!
This black sesame cannot be detected by the detector and cannot be seen by other people!
Not even the little toy army can be seen!
Then who else can be sent out to catch these black sesame seeds?
Who else?!
When Lin Jianyuan thought of the dense black sesame seeds everywhere in the office building, his eyes went dark again and again.
"I..." Lin Jianyuan said weakly, "I can't."
You will die.
Asking him to grab as many black sesame seeds as the grains of sand in the Ganges River with his bare hands will kill him!!!
You’re really going to die!!!
"Oh, don't misunderstand me." The director said quickly, "I'm not asking you to catch him, and I'm certainly not asking your lover to catch him. Don't worry."
A glimmer of hope ignited in Lin Jianyuan's heart: "Who should I send then?"
Director: "It's not necessary to capture them. Inactivating them on the spot is also possible."
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Lin Jianyuan almost vomited blood.
Lin Jianyuan said in despair, "Let's talk about it later," and left the director's office.
In fact, Lin Jianyuan also knew that it was useless to say "any more".
No one can do this except him and his roommate.
Forget it.
Human beings.
Otherwise you should just stay bald.
Lin Jianyuan was a little depressed.
But when he saw his roommate walking towards him, Lin Jianyuan's mood improved.
Troubles were thrown behind me again.
It’s nice to work in the same company with my wife.
What does it mean to meet love around the corner?
The roommate happened to be free at the moment, so Lin Jianyuan found a quiet place and spent some time with his roommate.
The members of the D-Team of the Field Support Department also returned.
Lin Jianyuan received a message from the instructor, asking him to go eat first and gather in the conference room at 7pm.
——The meeting time is at 7 o'clock in the evening. If this notice was sent by Jiang Chen, Lin Jianyuan would definitely be cursing now.
But this is the Authority.
And before, I always got off work before 5 o'clock every day, but today I was out on business, so I stayed up late.
With a monthly salary of 200,000 yuan, what's wrong with having a meeting at 7 o'clock in the evening?
Reasonable.
Acceptable.
Lin Jianyuan subconsciously turned his head and said to his roommate: "Wife, I have to work overtime tonight."
Roommate: "Okay. Who do you want to kill this time? I'll accompany you."
Lin Jianyuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "How could you say such terrible things in such a cute tone? No need to do it, no need to do it. This time I'm not going out to catch heretics. The Field Affairs Department called me to a meeting."
"Oh..." The roommate was frustrated for a second.
Lin Jianyuan pinched his gallbladder: "You can accompany me. Accompany me to the meeting?"
The roommate's tail started wagging again: "Okay~"
So the legendary S-class heretic from the Reception Department accompanied Lin Jianyuan to Group D.
D-Group members: “…”
They all made noises that sounded like they had never seen the world before.
Fortunately, everyone was professionally trained, and after a brief surprise, they quickly accepted the reality that the pink girl was a colleague.
Anyway, the Field Affairs Department and the Reception Department are the two departments that cooperate most closely.
Criminal police and prison guards.
There's nothing wrong with the Containment Department coming to sit in on the Field Department's meeting.
As it turned out, Lin Jianyuan had misunderstood.
The instructor called him over not for a meeting, but for teaching.
The instructor taught everyone step by step how to write an intake record.
"Let's take a look at this reference template first..."
The instructor brought out the template and showed it to everyone.
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Next comes the detailed instruction on the 230-page "Standards for Writing Custody Records".
Conduct nanny-style teaching in accordance with today's actual shelter process.
It was not until then that Lin Jianyuan realized that he did not know how to write the detention record before, so it was not his fault that he did not pay attention in class.
This is because the basic theory courses are taught in a very simple and basic way and just briefly!
If we really want to talk about writing detention records, five or six classes will not be enough.
There are so many details to pay attention to!
I can't remember it at all if I listen to it in one breath!
And this cannot be blamed on the administration's inappropriate course arrangements.
The normal arrangement is like this:
First take the basic theory course to have a general understanding of the work flow of the entire administration.
Then I take physical training and heterodox general education classes to prepare for attendance.
Then, they will conduct actual combat under the guidance of the instructor and carry out a mission without any danger.
Then, under the guidance of the instructor, complete the first containment record in your field career.
And it’s done in a group collaboration way!!!
Discussion is allowed! Division of labor is allowed! Use of AI is allowed!!!
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
So I'm the only one who ordered it in advance.
But there's nothing we can do about it.
This actually means "the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility."
Come to think of it, my roommate is S-level, so it’s okay that he can see those black sesame seeds.
He, Lin Jianyuan, is just an ordinary human being, why...
"Instructor, we found the source of these frogs! It's the Trendy Toy Studio on the 11th floor."
Lin Jianyuan suddenly raised his head when a member of another group spoke next to him.
The man continued, "The studio owner likes to make promises. Whenever he makes promises to his employees, a hole opens in their throats. Then frogs emerge from them."
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
At this time, someone from another group also raised their hand: "Wait, our group has also encountered the situation you described. I thought we were the source?"
More and more people raised their hands to speak.
"Huh? What? I have it here too. I was so excited at the time, thinking I had met the boss. But I ended up having that boss tested over and over again, and it was confirmed that he was indeed a human... Only when PUA employees are detected will a heresy reaction be detected..."
"Hey, us too!"
"We have it here too!"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Good job.
It turns out every company boss spits frogs out of his throat!
Reasonable.
After all, Jiang Chen is not an exception.
Jiang Chen is just one of the thousands of unscrupulous bosses.
Now Lin Jianyuan finally understood why there were so many frogs in the entire office building.
In fact, it was not a problem that he forgot to take in Jiang Chen's share of frogs.
But at every moment, on every floor, in every company, there are unscrupulous bosses producing frogs.
As expected, all black-hearted capitalists should be hung on streetlights!!!
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