Chapter 86 Chapter 86 It is forbidden to grill starch sausage during working hours...
Delirium struggled in the water for a long time before finally squeezing out this single word.
"you".
What does this mean? It’s the same as not saying anything.
It's of no use other than whetting people's appetite.
Lin Jianyuan frowned and wanted to move over to grab Delirium's shoulders and shake them to see if he could get more words out of him.
But suddenly someone pulled his arm hard!
Lin Jianyuan was forcibly pulled out of the water, and Shi Shaoning's roar erupted in his ears:
"Lin Jianyuan! You're fucking killing yourself! Are you looking for death?!"
The roar was so loud, and the entire swimming pool cell was empty and full of echoes, so Lin Jianyuan's eardrums were almost broken.
Only then did Lin Jianyuan realize how outrageous and inexplicable his behavior was - why did he suddenly jump down?
This is a pool for delirium!
What's even more outrageous is that he just submerged himself in the water.
The pool was much deeper than he had imagined!
With his height of 1.85 meters, not only could he not touch the ground when he dived, but his head was also a long distance from the water surface.
The floral water pool is at least 3 meters deep!
No wonder delirium can flutter around in there.
Shi Shaoning and Lin Jianyuan were both soaked. Shi Shaoning dragged him towards the shore, cursing as he swam, "I don't care what your reasons are..."
Lin Jianyuan quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't know what happened. I just jumped down on impulse. I'm sorry. I'll go back and write a self-criticism..."
Shi Shaoning: "You should also take out your love brain and soak it in toilet water! Just like delirium, you and Xie Yu both have crazy brains!"
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Although he didn't know why he and his wife were suddenly being called out for being in love, he still stood still and took the scolding: "Yes, yes, yes, we'll be more careful next time. We'll definitely be more careful next time and avoid posting dog food everywhere..."
Shi Shaoning: "Crazy dog food Thursday! The director's fingernails are giant southern cockroaches! Snap! I'll wipe you all out!"
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Shi Shaoning: "Xue Lu sat on the whale's head and was blown into the sky by the blowhole. I didn't because I'm a marionette. Pinocchio used too much force. Grandpa roasted sweet potatoes in the whale's belly and said: Delicious!"
Lin Jianyuan: “???”
Lin Jianyuan was stunned for a second, then reacted quickly!
Oh no!
Shi Shaoning is delirious!!!
Lin Jianyuan picked up Shi Shaoning and ran away, and quickly sent Shi Shaoning to emergency treatment.
I checked the san value, wow, it really dropped san.
The concentration of pollutants on both of them was off the charts. As soon as they left the cell, the environmental detectors in the corridor started beeping.
Lin Jianyuan then realized that when they jumped into the swimming pool just now, the mobile terminal on his wrist did not beep, not because the value was insufficient.
Because the terminal exploded directly.
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
Is this considered vandalism?
At this point, Lin Jianyuan finally had a clear understanding of the "epic enhancement" of delirium.
No wonder even Xie Yu couldn't stand it...
Half an hour later.
All the pollutants on Shi Shaoning's body have been washed away.
Yet the effects of the delirium remain.
Shi Shaoning couldn't stay in the hospital bed at all. He walked back and forth in the ward, shaking his arms from time to time and flicking his non-existent wide sleeves.
From time to time, he would put his hands behind his back and howl at the wall clock.
Shi Shaoning: "The 100,000-word script is staring at you. Almond is the brain core of the trolls. The lighting should be aimed at 45 degrees to the side of the chest muscles. Ah! Don't go! The gym has grown legs and is taking a helicopter to work overtime!"
Lin Jianyuan: “.”
Carrying jade: “.”
Director: “.”
Fighters and medical staff: "."
Shi Shaoning looked around and suddenly said, "What's wrong with you? Why are you all looking at me like that?"
Everyone felt relieved, thinking that he was worthy of being an A-level fighter, with high mental resistance, and he recovered so quickly.
Shi Shaoning frowned. "Spotlights won't evaporate film, and all the Oscar statuettes are dressed in bizarre costumes? Your toilet water is in a wavy shape, bullying idiots. Delete this! Hang the troll's intestines and the director on the streetlight together! Then retire. Damn it, I'll really retire after I finish this flag!"
Everyone: “???”
Director: “.”
Lin Jianyuan patted the director's shoulder: "Don't mind it, don't mind it, he is delirious. He is talking nonsense."
The director laughed awkwardly and said, "I understand, I understand."
Shi Shaoning glanced at Lin Jianyuan and suddenly flew into a rage: "Dog food! Dog sausage! Dog sausages that eat dog food! No grilling of starch sausages during working hours!!! Sell them! Sell them all! Shuxieyu and Dizhanwang, go dig wild vegetables together!!"
Lin Jianyuan: “………………”
The director patted Lin Jianyuan on the shoulder: "Don't mind, don't mind, he is delirious."
Lin Jianyuan's mouth twitched: "I understand, I understand."
"Shi Shaoning." Xie Yu suddenly became displeased.
Lin Jianyuan and the director quickly formed a united front:
"Don't mind it! / Baby, don't mind it! He is delirious now! / He is mentally unstable now! Don't blame him! / Don't kill him!!!"
"Why am I a concubine and he's the legitimate heir? Why am I a concubine and he's the legitimate heir?" Xie Yu angrily said, "How am I inferior to that idiot! Shi Shaoning! You're lying with your eyes open!"
Everyone: “???”
Is this the key point?
Lin Jianyuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and quickly pulled his wife over to comfort him: "He is indeed telling lies with his eyes open, he is delirious, let's ignore him, baby, don't be angry, let's ignore him, okay."
...In short, it was a close call.
Shi Shaoning's mental resistance is indeed very good. Although he was hit by a large dose of pollutants of "epic enhanced" delirium at close range, after the pollutants were washed away, his mental state is recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye.
After 3 hours of marked delirium, his speech became incoherent.
After another three hours of incoherent speech, he began to recite his lines frantically and forced Lin Jianyuan to act with him.
It's okay to just act together.
The key is that you have to praise his acting skills in the next scene.
The requirement is to praise in different ways.
Otherwise he would make a fuss, slap himself, roll around on the ground and scream.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
The first reaction is to take out AI.
After thinking about it, I turned off the AI again.
Then I called the guy who was best at coaxing people:
"Hello, Pei Shuo, I have a fellow patient here..."
Big golden retriever!
It's time for you to repay your gratitude!
After all, Shi Shaoning jumped into the floral dew pool to save him, so Lin Jianyuan took the initiative to stay with him.
Pei Shuo was also asked to act as an external aid, guiding him over the phone on how to express sincere praise.
It turns out that sincerity is always the key.
Shi Shaoning was delighted by the compliment.
Then he won't roll around on the ground and scream.
Of course, the director was not idle either.
Lin Jianyuan assigned the director to handle Shi Shaoning's main business - because he had not returned to the set for a long time, a large number of negative hot searches such as "Shi Shaoning is acting like a big shot again" had appeared on social platforms.
Lin Jianyuan arranged for the director to call on the public relations department of the administration to conduct public relations with thundering means.
He also posted a video of Shi Shaoning memorizing his lines in the hospital ward, creating an image of him as a dedicated worker despite his illness.
Let’s just leave it at that.
By the time Shi Shaoning completely recovered, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.
Lin Jianyuan finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Brother, I really have let you down this time."
Shi Shaoning said with a cold face: "Get out of here."
Lin Jianyuan: "If it wasn't for saving me..."
Shi Shaoning threw a pillow at him and roared, "Don't spread it out! Get out of here!!!"
Lin Jianyuan held back his laughter and ran away with his roommate.
The farce is over and I finally got home.
"Baby, actually I still feel very strange. Why did delirium come to me?" Lin Jianyuan said while changing his shoes.
"I don't know." My roommate said in an unhappy tone, "I don't understand. It's so annoying."
When Lin Jianyuan heard this, he knew that his roommate was jealous and worried about him, so he threw himself on the sofa and tickled his roommate's most ticklish right half of the colon.
At first, the roommate was trying hard not to laugh, but he kept rubbing and kissing her, calling her "baby baby". The two of them fooled around on the sofa for a long time, and finally the roommate started laughing again.
Um.
It's done~
Lin Jianyuan patted his roommate's tender liver, climbed up from him, and walked into the kitchen.
In fact, during the day, Lin Jianyuan also took time to find the director to report the delirium.
The director sat at his desk with his hands crossed under his chin.
After listening, he looked thoughtful.
Director: “So you also think…”
Lin Jianyuan nodded: "The reason why [Delirium] is acting strangely is because he has been looking for me."
Everything is connected.
The last time Lin Jianyuan helped Shi Shaoning write the admission record, he heard him mention the route of delirium.
At that time, Lin Jianyuan was a little curious, so he went to check the records of the administration.
As an A-rank combatant, there is nothing confidential that cannot be revealed to him.
Lin Jianyuan felt familiar as soon as he saw the record.
My goodness, isn't this his commute time?!
But his face wasn't that big. At the time, I didn't think the delirium's trajectory had anything to do with him.
This incident of jumping into the toilet water pool made him understand.
Awesome.
It really has something to do with him.
His face is really that big!
"The director and I discussed this for a long time but couldn't come to a conclusion. We have too few clues. He said he would report it to the higher-ups and see if there are any similar cases in the Administration's files. I plan to go to Jingwei tomorrow to see if there are any. Baby, are you thirsty? Do you want some iced Coke or watermelon juice?"
Lin Jianyuan opened the refrigerator door in the kitchen.
"I want coconut juice—"
The roommate's voice rose slightly as he sat on the sofa in the living room.
The roommate who was coaxed into doing things started to act coquettishly again.
It seems that she can't speak unless she acts coquettishly.
This little clip!
Lin Jianyuan raised the corners of his mouth, opened the refrigerator door, and reached out to take the coconut juice on the cabinet door.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, Lin Jianyuan was stunned.
Um?
What's this in the refrigerator?
eggplant?
Why does it look greasy?
Lin Jianyuan narrowed his eyes suspiciously and wanted to take the eggplant out.
My hand just touched it.
Swish.
Slid open.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan was surprised when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a bunch of bananas by the pool out of the corner of his eye.
The bananas were hard and raw and could not be eaten.
The weird thing is that every banana is also greasy.
Greasy and slippery.
There's also a suspiciously shaped rubber rim at the bottom...
Lin Jianyuan: “???”
Two seconds later.
Lin Jianyuan's face turned pale and he rushed to his roommate, holding an eggplant and a banana, shouting "wer wer".
"Oh no, oh no! Baby, look quickly! Has our house been invaded by some psychopathic heretic again?"
Lin Jianyuan was terrified and showed the two strange things in his hand to his roommate.
"Why are there condoms growing on eggplants and bananas?!"
Roommate: “Ah, that one is mine.”
Lin Jianyuan breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, it's you, then everything is fine..."
It was still Lin Jianyuan: “Huh?!!!”
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