Chapter 87 Chapter 87 I said that you can really learn something online (24...
Lin Jianyuan's jaw almost dropped to the ground: "No, you, baby, why, why did you give me eggplant and banana..."
Roommate: "I was searching for a few sets of sweet potatoes, and then a lot of eggplants and bananas came out. I don't know how to do it, so I just followed the tutorial and tried it out first."
Lin Jianyuan: "Oh no wonder..."
It was still Lin Jianyuan: “Huh????”
ha? ?
ha? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Why would you search for several condoms???
His simple, naive wife who doesn't know the world and doesn't understand the dirty waste of humanity!!!
Why would you go to Little Red Potato to search for condoms? ! ! !
Roommate: "Because you dream about this all the time."
boom!
It was as if an atomic bomb exploded in Lin Jianyuan's brain.
The whole person instantly turned red from head to toe.
"Me? Huh? No?" Lin Jianyuan was filled with shame and embarrassment, so embarrassed that he wanted to rub his head like a fly. "No, how, how could it be... ah? I was talking in my sleep???"
The case is solved.
He was probably talking in his sleep or something, causing his roommate to hear the word "several condoms".
Curious baby searched directly on the little sweet potato, but he couldn’t find the “several handfuls” in the search box, so he only found “condoms”.
And it’s all very honest popular science.
The most eye-catching one is the tutorial using eggplant and banana as demonstration.
Roommate: I don't understand why we need to put plastic wrap on eggplants and bananas, but since so many people liked, collected, commented and forwarded this post, it must be very useful knowledge.
Never mind, just learn first.
Lin Jianyuan almost died of laughter after listening to his roommate's journey of exploration.
He asked with a puzzled look: "Where are the other ones?"
He was too curious about how his digestive system wife understood the reproductive system accessories.
Roommate: "Should 'a few' mean 'a lot'?"
My roommate opened a drawer and found a whole drawer full of 0.01, threaded, and luminous...
Roommate: "But we don't have that many eggplants and bananas at home. We can't use up all of them if we buy so many."
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Lin Jianyuan burst into laughter.
My roommate gradually realized what was going on and asked, puzzled, "Isn't that right? So what are these condoms? Why are they putting these plastic covers on eggplants and bananas?"
"Wife..." Lin Jianyuan couldn't bear it anymore. He reached out and grabbed his wife, pressing her sweet and soft body into his arms and kneading her fiercely. "Ah, wife, why are you so cute? Wife... I can't stand it. You're so cute, I'll kiss you to death!!!"
roommate:"?"
Lin Jianyuan's love brain exploded.
I hugged my wife, kissed and rubbed her, and finally calmed down from the acute attack of love brain.
He sincerely apologized to his roommate: "Baby, a few condoms is actually not a very nice term. Sorry, this is just the yellow garbage in my brain."
The roommate nodded: "It is indeed yellow."
Looking at his roommate who knew nothing but was a "heretic trying hard to learn how to be a good person", Lin Jianyuan felt a little distressed and a little amused.
But it was mostly sour and soft. My heart was about to melt in the hot spring.
He leaned over and kissed his roommate, then said gently, "Baby, just be yourself. No need to force yourself... uh, force yourself to be a human being."
What a nonsense.
He even laughed out loud when he said that.
My roommate also laughed: "It's not forced. It's not difficult. And it's quite fun."
Lin Jianyuan imagined the scene of his roommate watching the sweet potato tutorial while carefully putting the stuff on the eggplant and banana.
Suddenly there was another burst of laughter.
I can’t stand it anymore. I really can’t stand it anymore.
How come his wife is so cute? Hahahaha.
It's late at night.
After taking a shower and changing into clean pajamas, Lin Jianyuan came out and saw his roommate lying on the pillow brushing sweet potatoes again.
My roommate really loves to eat sweet potatoes.
Thinking of the "several condoms" incident, Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but find it funny again. He threw himself on the bed and hugged his roommate, rolling around on the bed.
"Stop it, hahahaha...my phone! My phone is going to fall!"
"It's okay, it's broken, get a new one...baby, give me a kiss."
"chu~"
"One more kiss."
"Okay. Chu~"
"Kiss here. Kiss my face."
"chu~"
"Ah, you're such a kissing freak. Why do you like your family so much~?"
"It was you who asked me to kiss you!"
"So, do you like it?"
"I like it. I like it very much."
The roommate proved his love with physical actions.
From the lips, to the tip of the nose, to the eyes, to the forehead.
Kiss all the way.
Then return the same way.
Lin Jianyuan watched his heartbeat go from thump to thump.
It turned into plop plop plop plop!
...awesome.
He and his roommate have kissed each other nearly a thousand times.
How can I still be so moved by being kissed?
The young couple stayed in bed for a while, and then Lin Jianyuan was ready to go to sleep.
He habitually glanced at his phone before going to bed - since he started living with his roommate, the frequency of his phone use has decreased significantly.
It feels like all my interest and attention is on my roommate, and my phone has become less fun.
But I still have to check WeChat occasionally.
Sure enough, when Lin Jianyuan opened WeChat, he saw countless unread messages.
Pei Shuo has already told his other old colleagues that he really has a wife.
His old colleagues were all furious and started sending him question marks and exclamation marks.
There are two main points of question marks and exclamation marks:
1. Why did my wife only bring it to Pei Shuo to see and not bring it to them?
2. Why do you only help Pei Shuo with overtime, and not treat everyone equally and also help them with overtime!!!
Lin Jianyuan replied to everyone's messages directly in the group.
The corners of his mouth curled up wildly again.
After replying to the messages from his old colleagues, he found that someone unexpected had also sent him a message.
Dr. Cen: How are you doing recently?
Dr. Cen: You should have finished your medicine. Are you available for a follow-up visit?
Lin Jianyuan was a little surprised.
He really didn't expect that Dr. Cen would take the initiative to care about him. Dr. Cen is really a good and responsible doctor.
Recalling Dr. Cen’s encouragement and help before, Lin Jianyuan immediately placed an order for an expedited banner.
I plan to give it to Dr. Cen when I go to No. 700 Jiangchuan North Road tomorrow.
Happiness is the best motivation to get up in the morning.
The next day was Lin Jianyuan's day off. There were no training or lectures at the Administration, and no attendance was scheduled for that day.
But my roommate has to go to work.
One of them is in the reception department, and the other is in the field department.
The work content and working hours of prison guards and criminal police are different.
My roommate needs to work 5 days a week, from 9 to 5.
Logically speaking, his roommate is at work and he is on vacation. If it were an ordinary young couple, Lin Jianyuan would definitely drive his beloved wife to work.
But among the two of them, only my wife can teleport.
Lin Jianyuan can only be shy and eat soft rice~
His roommate took him to No. 700 Jiangchuan North Road before going to work.
"Would you like to come to the cafeteria for lunch?" the roommate asked as they stood outside the hospital.
"Well, come." Lin Jianyuan reluctantly held his roommate's little duodenum and swung it.
My roommate smiled and said, "Okay, I'll pick you up then. Eleven o'clock? Or whenever you're done, just call me."
A strong feeling of being loved flows in my heart.
Standing on the street, Lin Jianyuan felt the urge to hug and kiss his roommate forever.
I can't stand it anymore.
I, a love-brained person, really need to take a dip in the pool of floral water.
Lin Jianyuan recalled Shi Shaoning's delirious roar and couldn't help but laugh.
Finally making up his mind to say goodbye to his roommate, Lin Jianyuan walked into the mental health center alone.
When he came to the hospital again, Lin Jianyuan suddenly realized that he used to feel psychological pressure because of the fact that "I have a mental illness".
Now his mood was different. He walked into this place with a truly peaceful mind, and only then did he realize the anxiety hidden deep in his heart.
Of course, this also has something to do with the fact that we were poor at that time, had high work pressure, and had a boss who was not a good person.
Not only should he "not be mentally ill", he also "cannot afford to be mentally ill".
It's really too difficult.
Fortunately, his colleagues did not distance themselves from him because of his mental illness (except for those two idiots Jiang Chen and Yu Xiuli).
Just like Dr. Cen said, this is rare. Such a good atmosphere among colleagues is really helpful to my condition.
The general outpatient clinic was on the second floor. Lin Jianyuan was about to take the elevator when he accidentally saw the bathroom not far away.
At first glance, Lin Jianyuan didn't realize that it was a bathroom because he saw people.
It was only a second later that I realized that it was my own reflection in the mirror.
What was even more embarrassing was that he was looking at the women's bathroom.
What's even more embarrassing is that at this moment, there was a girl standing in front of the sink, and she happened to look up.
When she looked up, her eyes met Lin Jianyuan's in the mirror.
The girl opened her eyes wide.
Lin Jianyuan subconsciously looked away, but the image of the girl in the mirror remained on his retina.
It was a tear-stained face.
The girl wore some light makeup, originally with inconspicuous eyeliner.
However, perhaps because she cried too hard, her makeup was all smudged.
The eyeliner was like black tears, smudged across her face in a messy manner.
For some reason, Lin Jianyuan couldn't help but take another look.
Sure enough, the girl cried even harder after looking into his eyes.
...Is it because a stranger saw me crying so miserably?
And it was a stranger of the opposite sex who was passing by the bathroom.
And they happened to meet each other's eyes.
The girl looked to be only in junior high school and was still wearing her school uniform.
When junior high school students put on makeup, some people may wonder why they start dressing up at such a young age.
Lin Jianyuan didn't care. He used to work in advertising and marketing, and he knew that many occasions required girls to wear a little makeup, such as dance performances or figure skating competitions.
Lin Jianyuan didn’t quite understand girls’ psychology, but he knew that junior high school was the period when girls’ minds gradually became more delicate.
Or in other words.
Girls of this age are no longer children who know nothing.
They have begun to extend their tender tentacles to feel this vast world.
——But they don’t have the experience and endurance of an adult.
So...that's why she appears here.
Mental Health Center.
Lin Jianyuan scratched his head and suddenly thought that he had just seen the girl in her most embarrassed state, and their eyes had met.
The little girl was already a little emotionally broken, and now it was even worse.
Lin Jianyuan subconsciously looked around, trying to find a vending machine to buy some snacks, drinks, candies, etc.
He remembered his roommate saying the food here was delicious...
etc.
Lin Jianyuan suddenly realized, no, is what his roommate was eating really human “snacks”?
In just a moment of distraction, when I turned around, there was a cleaning lady next to the girl.
The aunt is plump and wears a dark blue cleaner's uniform. She looks very kind.
Gently comforting the little girl.
Lin Jianyuan watched quietly for a while.
Until the little girl stopped crying, wiped her tears and walked out of the bathroom with the cleaning lady.
Only then did Lin Jianyuan leave.
Continue upstairs to find Dr. Cen.
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