Luo Shimiao slowly opened her eyes and looked at them, all of them filled with righteous indignation, looking like they wanted to rush up and hit her.
"Sigh, yet another group of people deceived by her appearance." She turned to look at Luo Luo, her red lips slightly parted: "That's enough."
Luo Luo lowered her hands, looked at her with a smile, and under everyone's gaze, raised one hand and rubbed her thumb and forefinger together.
She must be making a heart shape with her hands, right? Right? Right?
Yes, you didn't see it, and I didn't misread it. She was just making a heart shape with her hands; she wasn't trying to express anything else!
Luo Shimiao had an expression that said, "How much do you want?"
She pointed to her pocket.
"It's only just warmed up." Luo Shimiao reached into his pocket, took out the red banknote, and placed it on the table.
Luo Luo shook her little head, happily put the money into her pocket, and zipped it up.
She tilted her head back, looking at Luo Shimiao triumphantly, her eyes seeming to say: The money's back in my pocket!
Everyone: ...........
This is normal; it's earned income.
Yes, yes, labor should be paid. I think 100 yuan is too little; child laborers should be paid double.
Forget about double; Luo Shimiao is notoriously stingy. We'll be grateful if he gives us anything at all.
"That's right, I earned six hundred yuan washing clothes for Mr. Gu back then."
"Birds of a feather flock together!"
Luo Shimiao unpacked the third product, looked at the long stick in his hand, and said speechlessly, "A butt-wiping wonder! Unbelievable, how could such a thing exist?"
She looked at the instruction manual and suddenly realized, "So it's for the convenience of the elderly and women, so they can wipe their bottoms without bending over."
"Let me demonstrate for you." She said, pulling out a few tissues: "Put the tissues on the tip of the stick, then press them into the groove, and then put it down."
“You can’t see me while I’m sitting down.” Luo Shimiao stood up, walked around the chair, and stood a little behind it, half-squatting in a horse stance, holding the handle with both hands, and pulling it back and forth between his legs.
[A fan, please tell me, does teaching people how to wipe their butts on a live stream mean there's no one in the world she cares about?]
Whether it's true or not, we don't know, but we're used to it anyway, so it doesn't matter.
[This woman is alright, genuine and unpretentious, just a bit sharp-tongued. I want to seal her mouth shut with cement.]
"That's how you should wipe it, I've never used it before." Luo Shimiao straightened up: "Oh right, there's another button here, if you press it, the paper will pop out."
She pressed the switch hard, and the paper was indeed ejected and fell to the ground.
Luo Shimiao sniffed the end that could hold paper, frowned, and pursed her lips: "This isn't someone else's returned item, is it?" She let go and tossed it aside.
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. *burp*]
Hahahaha (no offense intended)
[Hahaha, holy crap! My hemorrhoids have ruptured from laughing so hard! Mom, call 120 for me.]
Luo Shimiao walked back to the chair and sat down, pinching his giggling niece: "Black garlic, hand-cranked power bank, butt-wiping artifact, look what you picked for me."
Just as Luo Shimiao was about to open the fourth box, Lai Meiqi came over with a box of instant noodles: "I tried your black garlic, you should try my instant noodles too."
Luo Shimiao saw the purple bucket and said with a smile, "How did you know I was hungry? Thanks."
"Enjoy your meal slowly." She turned around and gave a mysterious smile.
"It's been ages since I've had this." Luo Shimiao picked up a fork, took a bite of the noodles, and said, "Pah, the taste has changed. Is it expired?"
She picked up the instant noodles to check the production date, but her eyes widened in surprise when she glanced at the five large characters on the container.
"Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Instant Noodles!" Luo Shimiao rubbed his eyes, and after confirming that he was not mistaken, said, "Damn! It's a knock-off."
"There's no wife in wife cakes, and Lao Tan instant noodles probably don't actually contain phlegm, right?!"
[It's a long story, but a while ago I bought a bag of "Handsome Boy Bull" candy at a small shop.]
I ordered a whole carton of pure cattle and horses online.
Last month, my wife bought a bottle of shampoo. My hair seems to be thinning more and more with each wash. I've used this Clear shampoo before, and I never experienced this much hair loss. One day I looked at it, and wow! It's practically emptying the scalp!
Luo Shimiao couldn't stop laughing as she read the comments from netizens.
"Where can I buy that 'killer' drink? I want to try it and see what it tastes like." She said as she unpacked a large box.
Little Green: "I think you want to become Killer Bi."
Luo Shimiao took out an induction cooker and smiled in a particularly sinister way: "Little Green, I'll use you to test the pot."
"I'll heat up the pan in a bit, and you can jump in and test it to see if it really is non-stick."
Little Green was so frightened that she backed away repeatedly, shouting, "What the hell!"
Luo Shimiao: ".............."
She placed the induction cooker on the table, and the staff pulled over the socket and brought over a tray of eggs.
"No oil?" Luo Shimiao looked at the staff.
"No matter how new the pan is, it won't stick if you add oil."
Luo Shimiao nodded: "That makes sense." She picked up the pot handle and screws: "Do you have a screwdriver?"
Staff: "Please wait a moment."
"Never mind, it's fine." Luo Shimiao stuffed the screw into the slot and beckoned to Xiao Lü: "Can I borrow your mouth for a moment?"
"Holy crap! You used my mouth as a screwdriver, don't you have any conscience?"
"What is conscience? Do I have one?" Luo Shimiao tapped the table with his finger: "100 yuan, are you in or not? If you are, hurry up and come over."
Xiao Lü: "Money doesn't matter, I just have an itch to eat, V me."
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