Luo Shimiao immediately sent a 100-yuan red envelope to its WeChat.
"Look at me, sister! My nails are super long, I can even help you tighten screws, only 9.9 yuan! Cheap and useful!"
[I just had a tooth pulled yesterday, it works better than my nails. DM me for 5 yuan, and I'll give you the tooth.]
Luo Shimiao didn't read the comments; she was currently holding Xiao Lü and said, "Open your mouth wider."
It mumbled, "It's already grown to its maximum size."
She pinched Little Green's mouth and put it into the slot. As she moved, Little Green's head turned.
After tightening the two screws, Luo Shimiao released them.
Little Green staggered as if it were drunk, shaking its head. "Money's hard to earn these days," it seemed to say.
After plugging in the phone, Luo Shimiao looked at the eager little one, placed the phone horizontally in front of her, and said, "If you dare to go over the phone, you'll be fined one hundred yuan."
She pouted and nodded reluctantly.
Luo Shimiao turned on the switch, and after the pot was almost hot, he picked up an egg, tapped it on the side of the pot, and cracked it open with one hand, letting the yellow yolk and clear egg liquid fall into the pot.
After the egg white solidified, Luo Shimiao picked up the pan, looked at the camera and said, "If the egg can be flicked out, it proves that it is indeed non-stick. Everyone, watch closely, the time has come to witness the results."
She held the pot in one hand, flicked it forward, and the eggs inside flew out smoothly.
It traced a graceful arc in the air and landed on the head of a lucky person.
The size of the fried egg perfectly filled the gap in Director Zheng's hair.
"Hot! Hot! Hot!" Zheng Xiaopeng frantically slapped the fried egg off his head.
"Luo Shimiao, come out here!" He stood with his hands on his hips, his eyes wide as he searched for her.
"Tap tap tap..."
The sound of the wooden fish being struck came from under the table.
Luo Shimiao held Luo Luo under the table, his slender fingers tapping the wooden fish on his phone screen.
Each tap increases merit by 1.
"Yay, one hundred merits is enough." She handed the phone to her niece, who had been wanting to play for a while: "Here, call me, help your aunt accumulate more merits."
After putting Luo Luo down and crawling out, he was met with Director Zheng's angry, square face as soon as he stood up.
"Director Zheng, what can I do for you?"
Seeing her nonchalant demeanor, Zheng Xiaopeng gritted his teeth and said, "What do you think?" He lowered his head and showed her his scalp, which was red from the burn.
Luo Shimiao's mind raced, and in an instant, she had already come up with her words. She smiled and clasped her hands in a fist and said, "Congratulations, Director Zheng, your hair follicles have been permed. Maybe your hair will grow back soon."
Does he look stupid?
[A sudden disaster, what a tragic situation for the director.]
[I must say, the fried egg topping design is quite unique.]
[Director: Is it too late to change the guests?]
Seeing that he was not easy to fool, Luo Shimiao picked up the tissue box, walked up to him, and handed it to him with both hands: "Sorry, Director Zheng, please wipe your head."
Zheng Xiaopeng casually drew two cards, gave a soft hum, and returned to his seat.
"This is a genuine non-stick pan, a good pan. Finally, we've got one working properly." Luo Shimiao returned to the table, unplugged the power, and put the induction cooker and pan back into the box. "Let's move on to the next one."
She bent down, picked up a box about two palm-widths wide, and opened it to find lipsticks inside.
She unpacked the seven lipsticks one by one and placed them upright on the table: "Is the brand watching the live stream? After I've used these lipsticks, could you send them to me? I'm short on lipsticks right now."
Luo Shimiao looked at the row of gold-plated cases, picked up the first one, looked at the bottom and said, "Auntie color." She opened the cap and twisted out the cream.
Lin Mai took the mirror from the staff member, folded it, and placed it on the table.
After applying some lipstick, Luo Shimiao leaned closer to the mirror, traced the outline of her lips, and then filled them in.
Looking at the color of her lips in the mirror, she turned to her assistant expressionlessly: "Do you think it looks good?"
"Hmm." Lin Mai suppressed a laugh.
The lips were coated with a layer of dark brown paste, which was also shiny.
Luo Shimiao said, "If Auntie's lipstick really is this color, she'll have to go to the hospital." She quickly wiped it off with a tissue and picked up a second lipstick.
"Patient color?" A hint of interest flickered in her eyes, but when she saw the white, wall-like ointment, her interest vanished instantly.
He casually smeared some lipstick around his lips and said, "It feels like I've been lying in a freezer for seven days."
"There's no need to try the rest. These two shades already demonstrate the brand's strength." Luo Shimiao pushed the lipsticks into the corner.
"I suggest taking these shades down to the lower levels to sell; the sales will definitely be excellent."
[Ghosts: We have aesthetic sense too.]
[It would take at least ten years of strokes to come up with these color shades.]
[The brand is overconfident; they dare to put such a bizarre lipstick out for review.]
Luo Shimiao unpacked all the remaining products: tissues, snacks, clothes, fun toys, and waterproof backpacks.
After playing with everything, she touched Luo Luo's bottom, snatched the phone from her hand, and took out a diaper from her bag.
Her phone was snatched away. She stood up and took small, quick steps to grab it back, babbling incoherently.
Luo Shimiao pressed a finger against her forehead, put on a stern face, and said seriously, "Still playing? Don't you want your eyes anymore? Lie down properly."
Her eyes reddened, and she plopped down, shifting her body so that her back was to Luo Shimiao.
Little Green: "Oh dear, the little ancestor is angry."
Luo Shimiao nudged her shoulder: "Auntie will change your diaper. Your diaper is so wet it could be wrung out several pounds of water."
She remained motionless, showing Luo Shimiao a rounded back of her head.
"That's it, they're ignoring me now, I'm completely ignored."
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