Chapter 202
Although he justified the "ex-boyfriend" story that ended in vain with just a few words, He Mian still clearly felt that his girlfriend was angry and jealous, and she needed to be coaxed.
He searched the Internet for a lot of video advice. When it comes to matters like love, most people are confused by the parties involved while those on the sidelines can see things more clearly, or they just talk without any hesitation.
When he gave bad advice to others before, he had a lot of bad ideas, one after another, and he thought it was easy and simple to please his girlfriend. But now that it's really his turn, he feels that everything is wrong!
So He Mian, who was exhausted and couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, asked a question under a video of a relationship coach: What should I do if my girlfriend is angry with a girl who is not her ex?
As a result, all the comments below were advising him to break up. He Mian was so angry that he almost threw his phone. What kind of bastards are these? Don’t they know that advising people to break up will result in being struck by lightning?
Others said: "Brother, I really sympathize with you! This kind of girlfriend is really immature. I sincerely suggest that you change your girlfriend as soon as possible. Change her to me. I will teach you a lesson and you will become sensible!"
"The guy upstairs is shameless, don't listen to him, brother."
"If exes don't count, then it's definitely my girlfriend who's overdoing it. How can I date a jerk who has an ex?"
"Pretty girl, come and talk to me. I have no ex, no first love, I am a macho man who has been single for 15 years, I live in XX city, I don't smoke, drink, go to nightclubs or dance, I have a good personality, I earn 25,000 a month, I beg for mercy."
Damn... He Mian couldn't help but utter a curse word.
The next row of comments were all self-introductions of weird things, which made He Mian's heart choke. What kind of shit are they? What nonsense are they saying, not a single word is worth listening to. They deserve to be single for the rest of their lives!
In fact, He Mian never did much to coax anyone. He took Nan Yan out to eat, watch movies, and go to the amusement park. These were things that normal couples in a relationship would do. They were not considered coaxing at all. He tried his best, but it was not particularly attentive. It was mainly because his girlfriend liked him too much.
Normally, she would throw herself into his arms and be kissed, touched and hugged without any coaxing. I don’t know if she was sure that he could not do anything to her, so she was particularly unrestrained when they were together.
So, he actually didn't try to coax her. After all, what he did with her were very common things, not even special. And before, his girlfriend was unhappy because of others, not because of him, but now, the reason why his girlfriend was unhappy was definitely because of him.
The most important thing is that she is still jealous, and a jealous and angry girlfriend is not easy to appease.
He Mian looked through it several times before he finally saw the comments and rumors given to him by an online relationship counselor. Sure enough, the relationship counselor's advice was different and much more sincere and reliable than that of a bunch of single guys. The counselor said: If the girlfriend is angry about her ex-boyfriend for no reason, then the man must have done something misleading, such as keeping the ex's things, or inadvertently revealing his concern and care for the ex.
This was true, he did keep the chain given to him when he was young. So He Mian frowned and gave the instructor a reward, the amount was more than twice the amount of orders he received in a month.
The emotional counselor looked at the reward balance on the screen, blinking and closing his eyes. He thought he was dazzled, but he was so excited that he immediately jumped out to give him more suggestions:
"Brother Tuhao, listen to me. If you really care about your girlfriend, I suggest you pay more attention to this."
"It doesn't matter how much money or time you spend on her, but how much she means to you."
"For example, on your dating anniversary, you can bake her a cake, or cook for her on her birthday. Being a househusband will make your girlfriend love you even more! Rich man, are you in need of a long-term relationship counselor? I can provide you with real-time relationship counseling."
He Mian's hand trembled and he made a sign: No need, thank you.
After reading for a while, He Mian felt that what this person said made sense, so he gave him another round of rewards. Many people in the audience shouted that the rich man was awesome, and then began to give serious suggestions.
He Mian flipped through the pages twice and saw similar suggestions and ideas, so he exited the phone interface directly.
To be honest, he has been dating his girlfriend for more than a month. His girlfriend is busy with exams recently, so he has to stop working at the club for the time being. But when he is free, he still goes to a nearby cat cafe to work part-time.
At first, He Mian wanted to give her money directly because he saw how hard she worked, but she was rejected every time he mentioned it. He also knew his girlfriend's personality. After all, they were a serious boyfriend-girlfriend relationship. What was the point of giving her too much money for no reason? This was not a sponsorship, and it was too hurtful to her self-esteem.
However, the two of them are living together now. It took him a week of hard work to get his girlfriend to finally agree. And the direct reason for her agreement was not because of him, but because the house he found was close to where she worked.
If you think about it carefully, he was just an accessory.
There was no other way. The environment where his girlfriend lived was too unsafe. Every time He Mian sent her home, it was like passing by a horror movie scene. The lights at the intersection were flickering, and there were many stray cats with green light in their eyes at the entrance of the alley. From time to time, he could hear the sound of some idle young people hiding in the alley smoking and coughing. In this situation, how could He Mian feel at ease? He simply took his girlfriend to move to another house.
He Mian also has a lot of real estate under his name, so the house-changing issue was easily solved. Although the two of them now live together, they still live in two different rooms. Usually, when his girlfriend comes home from get off work or finishes her homework, she will sit on the sofa with him to watch movies and play games. They spend the whole weekend like this. He felt bored at first, but later he found it interesting for the two of them to be together.
His girlfriend is in two different states in front of him and in front of others. At first, He Mian was very bothered, thinking why his girlfriend was not gentle in front of him? But after realizing this difference in treatment, he actually enjoyed it in his heart, thinking that only he knew the other side of his girlfriend.
No one would dislike being the only one treated differently by his girlfriend. Even he cannot avoid the smug thoughts after his vanity is satisfied.
In fact, he discovered a long time ago that his girlfriend was actually quite noisy and cute, but now, such a cute and noisy girlfriend refused to pay attention to him for the time being.
This contrast made him unhappy.
Now when she came home from get off work, she pretended not to see him and didn't throw herself into his arms. Sometimes, habit was really an inexplicably terrible thing. He found that since he fell in love, many of his habits had been changed without him noticing.
At least now at home, he won't smoke anymore. There's no other way. He can't let his girlfriend smoke next to him. Every time he sees her frowning and coughing, He Mian feels awkward. Also, he finds that he is now willing to be nice to his girlfriend.
But now, his girlfriend has ignored him for three days.
For this matter, He Mian spent the whole day in the kitchen. He listened to the advice of the relationship coach in the video and calculated the days. Today was the 36th day he had been dating his girlfriend, so he had to give her a big surprise. After a busy day, he finally came up with something.
When the girlfriend finished her part-time job and finally came back, the moment she opened the door, she saw her boyfriend jumping up from the sofa. She glanced at the silly dog on the sofa indifferently.
She had originally planned to ignore him, but she didn't know what was wrong with that man today. He rushed towards her as soon as he entered the room, like a mad dog.
This person is really shameless. The cold war is completely dependent on one's mood. He used to have the cold war with others when he was unhappy, but it was always others who flattered and coaxed him. He has never done such a humble thing to coax others.
"You are finally back."
He Mian rushed over and hugged her. Nan Yan hadn't even put on her slippers yet, but she was being hugged so tightly that she immediately felt unhappy. "Let go."
He Mian knew that the anger had not yet subsided when he heard the tone. He rubbed his head and lowered his voice to coax her, "Girlfriend, are you still mad at me? Why don't you bite me a couple of times to vent your anger? It's better than you always ignoring me like this."
Nan Yan tried to push his head away but couldn't. This tall and strong man insisted on pressing his head against her neck. Their flesh was pressed against each other, forcing Nan Yan to lean back. She took a few steps back and was accidentally pressed down by him onto the sofa, where she was pressed tightly.
Nan Yan immediately glared at him, very angry, her face flushed with anger, "Get away, I don't want to talk to you now, hiss, you're pressing on my hair, He Mian."
He Mian reached out and took out the hair from behind her. He felt really headache and wronged now, so he opened his arms and hugged her tighter.
Damn, why is it so comfortable to hug his girlfriend? Why didn't he think his girlfriend was such a thin and soft creature before? She's so fucking cute even when she's angry!
"I told you that you couldn't say it, but you forced me to say it. Now, I told you the truth, but you got angry after hearing it, right? Can you blame me for this?"
這厮臉皮厚起來也不是一般人，硬是抱着她不肯放手，“我都說了要規避風險的，你非不聽，現在又不肯讓我抱你，你都三天沒搭理我了，咱倆還是不是男女朋友了？”
賀冕說完心底也有些懊惱，他那天真的是信了她的邪，他不說吧，被她看成是心裏有鬼故意不肯說，可他老實交代了吧，她又生氣他跟別的女孩子莫須有的親密，這可真是太讓人頭疼了。
南嫣才不管他心底有多糾結，瞪他一眼，又伸手揪住他側耳邊的頭發，問他，“你起不起來？”
“不起。”他腦袋一扭，格外硬氣，“老子不起，除非你原諒我。”
話剛說完，南嫣也沒跟他客氣。
賀冕就覺得兩邊頭皮一陣扯痛，疼得他直抽氣，表情都扭曲了。
他心裏尋思着，他女朋友什麽時候變得這麽不溫柔了，頭發都給她薅下來一把，他還這麽年輕就要英年早禿嗎？
“你揪吧，反正老子禿了以後你也得負一半責任……”
賀冕嘴上不饒人，雙手用力抱住她的腰，差點沒給她勒斷，烏黑的腦袋直接擱在她的頸窩，蹭了又蹭，氣得南嫣拍他臉：
“你又在做什麽？重死了！”
賀冕再一次跟她道歉，“我認真的，嫣嫣，你要是不高興的話，你說出來，我跟你道歉，對不起，是我錯了。但我跟她之間真沒什麽的，我那時候年紀還小呢，我哪懂這種事情啊，你別不理我成不成？”
他說着說着，語氣就認真了不少，“你這幾天老不搭理我，讓我覺得渾身不舒服，哪怕你打我罵我，也比這麽不理我強啊，我也不知道怎麽回事，反正現在就是不高興。”
南嫣還是不想搭理他，“你現在倒是道歉道的挺絲滑的，可你說聲對不起就行了嗎？你那天的态度可沒這麽好！”
“還有，你重死了，壓得我喘不過氣來了，快起來，再不起來我就真的不客氣了。”
賀冕這下也是真無奈了，他哪知道女朋友會這麽小心眼啊，他當時也不知道是怎麽了，不知道是心虛還是什麽的，莫名的就是不太想讓她知道這些事情，可能态度跟語氣是有點不太好，但他也沒跟她發脾氣啊，反倒是老老實實的解釋了。
這要是擱從前，有人敢這麽跟他鬧騰的話，他早把人不知丢到那個旮瘩角落裏去了，怎麽可能還會花心思哄她開心？
賀冕咬着白牙，腦袋一橫，“不起，打死我都不起，你幹脆就對我不客氣吧，反正我皮糙肉厚，你随便怎麽玩都行。”
南嫣像是被他的無賴氣紅了臉，捏着他的臉皮喊了聲名字，“賀冕！”
“嗯，怎麽了？”
南嫣看他低頭湊過來時一臉真誠，感人肺腑的人模狗樣，幹脆伸手捏緊他腰間軟肉，開始死擰，然後她就聽到對方倒吸一口涼氣的聲音，那表情簡直比油畫還精彩。
“嘶，疼疼疼，乖乖，輕點輕點！”
南嫣看他那窘樣，這下忍不住笑了，“你起不起來？”
“我不起……”
賀冕一開始也是故意裝疼逗她笑。
到最後，南嫣越掐越緊，他還真疼得有些受不了了，這下拿她沒辦法了，他一個大男人也不可能去欺負自個兒女朋友吧。
兩人在沙發上掙紮胡鬧了一陣，南嫣被壓在底下掙紮得臉都氣紅了，身上的衣裳更是在剛才的玩鬧中被卷了起來，露出一截白皙柔軟的細腰。
賀冕很想讓自己轉過頭去，偏偏那眼睛就是控制不住，就喜歡盯着女朋友那白白軟軟的腰線，然後一擡頭，看到沙發上被自己壓在身下的漂亮女朋友，心中頓時有種說不出來的怪異情緒。
尤其是看到對方那雙黑潤潤的還泛着水光的眼眸，臉腮湧動着一股略帶些愠怒的潮紅，在燈光的照射下顯得格外撩人心動，他喉結不自覺動了下，呼吸也變得有些急促。
忽然有些沒忍住心頭陡然湧起的某種沖動，直接俯下身子，湊了過去，女朋友眼睫動了下，在她還沒反應過來的時候，賀冕忽然低頭吻上了那雙薄透粉潤的嘴唇。
他發覺自己心跳的有些快，跟以往那種試探的感覺有些不同。
南嫣這下倒是沒躲開了，畢竟，這還是兩人自戀愛以來，對方主動的第一個實實在在的親吻。
那天在車上确定關系之後，兩人就很少親近，也不是說不親近，但最多只是淺嘗辄止的親吻臉頰跟擁抱。
尤其是這段時間，南嫣幾乎可以猜的出來，即便賀冕心裏總想着自己遲早會跟她分手，心裏總念叨着他沒有多喜歡她之類的話，以及次次都想要占據上風，覺得自己必須得在這段關系中占據主導地位。
但他想的再多，那都不算數，這種事情得看實實在在的情況。
而現在的實際情況就是，這人明顯是個嘴硬心軟的人，天生口是心非、言行不符的怪異性格，看他表現得那麽随意，但每次都總會下意識地妥協，南嫣也差不多拿捏住這人的性格了。
不管他說的想的再多，表現得再不介意，他做出來的事情卻沒有一件貼合本心的。
有的人就是這麽口嫌體直，這大概也是他性格上的缺陷。
賀冕跨坐在沙發兩側，腰身一彎，背脊線條清晰明顯，其實這段時間他能明顯地感覺到自己的身體在好轉，時間也比之前堅持得更久了，從前可能還需要兩人做些更親密的事情，但是現在，光是鬧騰了一會兒，他都能感覺身體緩慢出現的情況。
這人親吻時總喜歡舔舔咬咬，好像這樣就能得到什麽更滿足的情緒一般。
他牙尖微微用力咬着她的舌尖，似小狗咬人那般且咬且舔，非要留下個淺淺的印記，好像小狗撒尿占地盤似的将人提前圈起來，重重吻過她的嘴角。
南嫣很明顯感覺到身上這人有些不對勁了，他的喉頭滾動一瞬，呼吸完全屏住了，額頭也隐隐出了一層薄汗，在那只手沿着腰線緩慢往上時，被南嫣啪的一巴掌拍開了。
她終于将身上這人推開了，用力擦了擦嘴角最輕咬出的痕跡，忍不住瞪他一眼：“你屬狗的嗎？為什麽總喜歡咬人？”
賀冕只覺得有一把無形的火氣從身體裏燒起了，燒得人渾身發熱，好像體內的水分都成了水蒸氣似的往外冒。
而懷裏的女朋友冰冰涼涼的抱起來就格外舒服，被人迎面拍了一巴掌他也不生氣，又湊過去親了親她的唇，理直氣壯的回：
“是啊，我就是屬狗的，你不知道嗎？”
他說完又忽然探着身子，壓低腦袋開始在她脖子上到處嗅嗅，那模樣像是在嗅她身上的氣味，無比的認真，硬紮紮的頭發蹭得南嫣脖子癢癢的，還有點痛意。
南嫣：“……”
對此南嫣只想說一句，怪不得她總覺得這人狗裏狗氣的，原來還真是屬狗的啊。
南嫣有點忍不住想笑，但又不想這麽輕易原諒他，她幹脆就翻了個白眼，實實在在怼了句，“那你又是屬什麽品種的？”
原本只是一句玩笑話，不過問完以後，她就看到她家男朋友皺了皺眉，從她身上直起腰身來，冷不防還能看到那敞開的衣領，眼神一撩就能看見那結實的胸膛。
這人忽然捉起她的手，在自己腰上摸了兩把，像是炫耀自己的本錢，南嫣摸到了對方腰上線條流暢清晰的肌肉，正要嫌棄撒開。
然後就聽到對方用那種特別果斷的眼神瞅着她：“這還用問嗎？我以為你很清楚呢。”
南嫣看他一眼，“什麽？”
對方蹭了蹭她，磨蹭了一會兒，一臉酸唧勁的回答道：“就是那種目前正處于發｜情期，但硬件設施不太行的山東細狗啊。”
南嫣：“……”
好家夥，細狗都出來了。
南嫣這下也是真的忍不住了，“撲哧”一聲笑了起來，她笑得眉眼彎彎，先前的惱怒情緒似乎一掃而光。
等她終于笑夠了，就睜着那雙泛着笑意的眼眸問他：“那你有多細？”
對面的細狗男友聞言眼神泛光，呼吸驟然加重了不少，他摸着女朋友的小手試圖往下發展，一臉的渴求跟垂涎：“親愛的，這種事情沒測量過，可能需要你親自手測一下，怎麽樣，要給你的男友來一發嗎？”
話剛說完，就被南嫣一巴掌兜頭拍過去了，那一巴掌結結實實的扇在胸口上，還發出一陣悶響。
男朋友作勢露出痛苦表情，故意往她身上重重一倒，這重量，差點沒把她這副小身子骨壓扁，南嫣蜷起膝蓋要去踹他，嘴裏還忍不住嘲笑：
“走開，細狗男友，我不跟你鬧了。”
大概是這副嚣張的姿态惹得男朋友牙根癢癢，他拿她沒辦法，咬又不能咬，摸也不給摸，他這個男朋友當的仿佛是個工具人，幹脆就伸手去撓她，撓她腰上的癢癢肉。
This time, my girlfriend couldn't hold it back anymore. She tried to hold it back at first, but after three seconds she let go and started laughing uncontrollably.
Nan Yan's whole body immediately began to twist and struggle, slapping his chest with both hands, twisting and turning while shrinking back, trying desperately to dodge but unable to. In the end, she laughed so hard that tears came out, and she couldn't help cursing him:
"Asshole, you are shameless and bully others..."
"Then please don't be angry, okay?" He still remembered the most important thing between the two of them, and he couldn't forget it.
How could Nan Yan forgive him so easily? She even wanted to find an opportunity to dump him and break up with him. "I won't. You've treated me like this... Can't I still be angry? You bastard, you're bullying me!"
He Mian replied: "What did I do to you?"
She couldn't stop laughing and her body began to tremble, but the difference in their body sizes made it impossible for her to break away. Nan Yan laughed until her stomach hurt, and she held him tightly: "Let go, let go... He Mian!"
"Hahaha... Stop chasing me, you bastard, let go quickly, or I'll break up with you!" Finally, Nan Yan couldn't bear it anymore and threatened without hesitation.
It was originally just a joke, but when a conflict occurs, subconsciously threatening someone with "breaking up" sounds inexplicably harsh to the ears and is more likely to arouse the other person's anger.
Especially my boyfriend's personality is not that gentle.
Originally, He Mian saw that she was still refusing to give in, so he was going to let her go after pulling her twice. However, when he heard these words unexpectedly, Young Master He stopped his fingers that were about to be retracted, stared at her with his dark eyes, and narrowed them strangely.
He Mian looked at her, and he found that he was really unhappy when he heard these words from her.
"Break up? You want to break up with me now?"
"Why, didn't I already apologize to you?
It was naturally impossible for He Mian to agree. Not only did he not agree, he found himself feeling more and more uncomfortable in his heart. He had been busy all day preparing to surprise her and make her happy, but this person suddenly said the word "break up" out of the blue, catching him off guard and disrupting all his carefully prepared steps.
He was not the kind of person with patience and good temper, and he did not think he had gone too far in this matter. She asked him about his past and he told her the truth, but after he told her, she became unhappy again.
It was such a simple matter, why did they end up breaking up? He Mian realized that he had been thinking too simply and did not understand women's thoughts and logic at all.
Nan Yan's eyes were filled with tears. She was about to burst into tears. Seeing him squinting his eyes and looking like he was unwilling to give up, she became angry and simply said, "Why can't I break up with you?"
"Do you really think I can't see that?"
"It's obviously you who didn't take it seriously first. You're always so casual with me. After all, if it weren't for that part of your body, would you really be with me?"
He Mian's expression froze for a moment: "But I never forced you."
He thought they were together voluntarily.
This made He Mian's brows wrinkle visibly. He thought she was joking at first, but it was inevitable that he would mind it when his girlfriend repeatedly asked for a breakup.
This time he got up from her and sat next to her, looking a little unhappy with a cold expression.
After all, he was a young man from a wealthy family who had been pampered and coaxed since he was a child. He was a little cold when he looked over just now. He was not the kind of person who could be patient, because he had been humble for a long time and said a lot of nice things about this matter.
But his girlfriend was still brooding over this unfounded "ex" and he didn't know what he had done wrong. After all, during their relationship, he was sure that he had always been trying to accommodate her, but his accommodation only resulted in her taking more advantage of him.
Even if he was with her at first because of her physical defect, it was not forced by him. It was her own consent. She could clearly refuse him.
Why did she now look so hurt by him when she revealed this problem? He asked himself if he had done anything to let her down during this period. What did she mean by saying this? Did she regret it? Did she regret being with him?
He Mian sat back and leaned back. He didn't know why, but when he thought about this, he felt inexplicably irritated.
The intimacy that he had tried so hard to show before was no longer on his face. He turned his head and looked at the person mistily. His aura also became much calmer and colder, as if he had become a different person.
Nan Yan finally saw his true colors now, and finally gave up her previous inefficient low profile, revealing her true self.
He looked up at Nan Yan. Although he was a little irritated, he still restrained himself from losing his temper. "I didn't force you to be with me, Yan Yan. Are you sure you want to go to such lengths with me because of a trivial matter that didn't exist?"
Nan Yan deliberately remained silent.
But at this time, keeping silent means tacit consent.
He Mian was indeed thinking in the wrong direction. His eyes, which had always been calm, clearly flashed with annoyance. "Why don't you say anything? What do you mean? I've already apologized to you, why are you holding on to this? Or do you actually regret it, so you want to break up with me?"
Nan Yan pursed her lips, which still had some marks left by his nibbling. She didn't know whether she was being angry or sincere. Suddenly, she looked up at him and said:
"Yes, I do regret it. I'm different from you. I just want to find a boyfriend who can marry me in the future and live a peaceful life with me. I don't want a boyfriend like you who teases me all day and is not reliable at all."
He Mian's expression instantly turned even uglier after hearing this.
He didn't know how she saw that he was unreliable, but what she said obviously made him very unhappy:
"So what?" He Mian sneered.
He suddenly reached out and grabbed his girlfriend's wrist, pulling her towards him, his dark eyes looking straight into hers, "Have you forgotten that you were the one who approached me first, and that I got together with you because you said you liked me? What do you mean by this now? Do you want to run away after you've had your fun?"
Nan Yan bit her lip and looked directly into the other person's eyes, as if she was threatening, "You don't like me that much anyway. If that's the case, why don't we break up sooner rather than later?"
There was a brief silence in the air.
He Mian's expression changed slightly, but his eyes were fixed on Nan Yan. "Listen! Wen Nan Yan, love is a matter between two people, and so is affection! It is not up to you to decide alone, and it is not something you can start when you are happy and end when you are unhappy."
When He Mian said this, he felt that the annoyance in his heart was getting deeper and deeper. There was an inexplicable feeling that he couldn't suppress, which kept swirling in his heart and made him unable to control his temper.
"I know you are unhappy because of what happened a few days ago. I can tell you very clearly that there is no past between her and me. You can't sentence me to death for a trumped-up thing, but what you said now makes me very angry."