Along the way, Ning Wenru watched from the front mirror that Pang Zaiyuan, who was sitting beside him, had a slightly raised smile on his face and was chatting and laughing with the three girls in the back seat. It seemed that Pang Zaiyuan was in a very happy mood.
The lively and lovely girl even asked boldly: "You are so handsome, have a nice voice, and are rich! Do you need a girlfriend?"
Ning Wenru pricked up his ears and heard Pang Zaiyuan chuckle, "No, we're almost there."
Ning Wenru stroked his hair. He thought they were good friends, but he didn't expect that after just hanging out in the laboratory for a while, Pang Zaiyuan didn't even tell him that he was about to get a girlfriend.
Ning Wenru was already upset when he saw the chat records, but when he saw Pang Zaiyuan chatting happily with the girls instead of friendship, it seemed that Pang Zaiyuan didn't take his hobby of writing seriously!
Besides, Pang Zaiyuan had always behaved quite normally before. He didn't show any disgust or avoid me, and he even took care of me when I was sick, so there was no need for me to be nervous or scare myself.
However, now that everything has been discovered, Ning Wenru will definitely not be able to sleep tonight if he doesn't get to the bottom of it.
Finally, we arrived at the destination of the Didi taxi. The car was finally empty, leaving only Pang Zaiyuan and Ning Wenru. Ning Wen took a deep breath and then asked softly, "I saw the chat record you sent to the reader group using my QQ last night, and found the novel in which I wrote your name. Why aren't you angry?"
"Heh," Pang Zaiyuan parked the car on the side of the road, turned on the hazard lights, and asked, "Put yourself in his shoes. How would you feel if you found out that you were fucked by your roommate for 400,000 words?"
Ning Wenru: “…” Is there any need to ask? I will definitely beat him up!
On the quiet road, the street lights could not illuminate the car, Pang Zaiyuan's face was hidden in the shadows, and his expression could not be seen. Ning Wenru thought of his usual cold and serious appearance, and suddenly felt particularly scary. Ning Wenru shrank, and quickly took out his mobile phone to connect to Jinjiang, and explained: "You misunderstood me, you thought I wrote you into the article and fucked you for 400,000 words, but in fact, I really didn't! This is a coincidence, I can prove it to you on the first post page, the time of posting the article is much earlier than when I met you!"
"Oh, really?" Pang Zaiyuan responded slowly.
Ning Wenru opened the article page and showed Pang Zaiyuan the time it was published, explaining, "Yes, look! I published this article this summer, and I had already written 400,000 words before I met you. This is the official website where it is exclusively published. Did you see the time when the chapter was modified? When I found out that you had the same name as the character I wrote, I stayed up all night to replace all the names! Where did you see the version before the name change?"
Pang Zaiyuan took a casual look at it and returned the phone, saying calmly, "I searched it. The full version of "Day by Day, Day, Day, Day, Roommate" plus the bonus extra chapters is 2.5 yuan. For 20 yuan, you can buy a package of all the author's novels."
"..." Ning Wenru was silent for a moment, then spoke with difficulty, hoping, "So... you bought the one that cost 2.5 yuan?"
"No," Pang Zaiyuan said ruthlessly, shattering Ning Wenru's hopes: "I bought a package. There are nearly 20 books in it, and it's more cost-effective to buy it in a package. I've read them all, and your writing is quite novel."
!!! ...
Have you seen it all?
How much is included in the package?
Ning Wenru had just been able to comfort himself by telling himself not to scare himself to death, but now he was completely unable to comfort himself!
I found out that my roommate has the same name as the character I wrote. It's easy to explain since he has changed his name, but! How can he explain that he also wrote various other danmei?
In addition to his recent works about his roommate, his cursive calligraphy teacher, and the fancy confessions of an imperial general, Ning Wenru has published more than a dozen BL novels, some long, some short, some free-spirited, some driving, hiding all of Ning Wenru's unknown, shameful fantasies about veteran lesbians.
Ning Wenru's hands involuntarily clenched his knees, his voice trembling: "Did you really see it all?"
"Yeah, I saw it all." Pang Zaiyuan turned his head and looked over, staring at Ning Wenru intently. The street light just happened to illuminate the corners of his smiling mouth.
The more Ning Wenru thought about it, the more horrified he felt. He asked in a trembling voice, "Did the lazy turtle of the Demon Emperor see it?"
“I have.”
Ning Wenru tried to ask another book: "Have you seen the master-servant game?"
“I have.”
Ning Wenru still held onto a faint glimmer of hope and asked, "Do all the beastmen in the tribe want to bear children for me?"
“I have.”
"What about the short articles?" Although he had read all the long articles and there was no difference, Ning Wenru still did not give up: "Is there a story about a prostitute in a brothel defeating a general?"
"have."
Ning Wenru tried to remain calm and struggled desperately: "What about the calcium star memoirs?"
"Yes, all your columns and all your articles are packaged."
This is really all! discovered!
It's NT$2.50 per book, why is it NT$20 for a package? It's my fault!
Ning Wenru had completely given up hope, but continued to ask out of inertia: "What about the latest cursive calligraphy teacher in the laboratory?"
Pang Zaiyuan pointed out sternly: "I have read it, but you are wrong. The latest one is the one about fancy confessions."
Ning Wenru: “!!!”
The book "Fancy Confessions" was just published today, which means that Pang Zaiyuan has not only read the novel package, but also followed his new works!
Pang Zaiyuan added at the end: "I also joined your welfare group."
Ning Wenru: “!!!!!!”
It’s okay to package up ordinary and plain novels, but the welfare group has all kinds of embarrassing benefits!
It turns out that all the indescribable beauty written under his fresh and pure appearance was discovered by the male god...
This feeling of having my privacy discovered is like having my head peeled open and all my indescribable thoughts dug out and exposed to the people I care about. It's also like when I'm at home watching an intense calcium film while masturbating excitedly, and my father suddenly pushes the door open and our eyes meet and then time stops...
Everything was seen through. All his obscene and shameful fantasies were exposed in front of his roommates. He had no face left. He just wanted to explode and disappear...
"After reading all this, don't you hate me?" Ning Wenru now wished he was as small as dust so that Pang Zaiyuan couldn't even see him.
Le Weijian, who wanted to show Pang Zaiyuan a love education film, was not a good person, not to mention that Ning Wenru wrote those BL benefits. Normal straight men would definitely feel disgusted if they saw it. Even if Pang Zaiyuan took care of himself when he was sick, it was because of others' kindness. When he recovered from his illness, Pang Zaiyuan would definitely hate him to death.
Ning Wenru looked down at his knees, not daring to look at Pang Zaiyuan's expression. His hands unconsciously scratched his head, as if he was worried about being executed. Just as he was preparing to endure Pang Zaiyuan's hateful words, his hair was rubbed several times.
The big hands were warm and gentle, and they smoothed Ning Wenru's messy hair that had just been scratched to make it bald. Ning Wenru put down his hands, looked up in surprise, and heard Pang Zaiyuan say casually: "No, you think too much, you are very good, and it is normal for you to write those things."
That deep voice sounded like a cello, soothing, steady and reliable. Although Ning Wenru was still very embarrassed, he felt comforted by the pat on the head. He asked in disbelief, "Really? Don't you think I'm - dirty, obscene? Don't you want to isolate yourself from a roommate like this?"
Pang Zaiyuan shook his head under Ning Wenru's expectant gaze and whispered, "What are you isolating? This is human nature. Since ancient times, food and sex are human nature. Without intercourse, there is no reproduction. It's just a little hobby, it's normal."
Very normal!
He is actually very normal!
The nervous and ashamed mood was instantly released, and he felt understood, as if his spirit was gently embraced and comforted. Ning Wenru was so happy that he immediately went forward and hugged Pang Zaiyuan tightly before sitting back in his seat, and thanked him and said, "Thank you for understanding me and respecting my little hobbies. Hearing you say that, I suddenly feel relieved."
"But how can you write such novels, and so many of them?" Pang Zaiyuan accepted Ning Wenru's sudden hug and smiled: "So, you are gay?"
Ning Wenru suddenly got stuck.
After Pang Zaiyuan made his guess, he began to infer more things: "I've read all your novels and found that the protagonists you write are always the same, tall and strong, and the protagonists you write always like this body type, and have no interest in thin or fat bodies. So you have an obsessive fetish for men like me. Before you met me, the roommate you wanted to fuck was actually the gym student Le Weijian."
Ning Wenru went crazy: "...No!!"
Oh my god, this is a huge misunderstanding.
But even if it was a misunderstanding, it didn’t matter, since the other party was about to get his girlfriend anyway.