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The big and the small finally reached a truce, and the verbal exchange turned into a visual attack, competing with each other without blinking.
Jiang Yuanshi sighed and changed the subject to chat with Jiang Yuan and the others, asking what the long red paper pasted on the door was for.
Today is New Year's Eve.
Jiang Yuan was stunned when he heard the news from Jiang Yuan and Yun Qing. Jiang Yuan pointed to the blank red paper on the gate and said, "These are Spring Festival couplets. According to the old tradition, you can write on them, or print them. But the equipment is not complete now, and the amount of pigment extracted will be used up after supplying every household with red paper. Anyway, it's just a sense of ritual, not a big deal. We are doing well now. But how are you doing now? How did you get here?"
Yun Qing was also curious: "Yes, how did you get here? Have you completed the mission? And this Z01, how did he become a human?"
Jiang Yuanshi and Z01 looked at each other, closed the door and briefly explained the situation to them. Since Jiang Yuan and Yun Qing were both employees of Chuanshu Bookstore, it was easier for them to understand. But when they heard that Jiang Yuanshi and Z01 had become the new "order", they were a little surprised for some reason, but inexplicably felt that they were very cooperative. Perhaps it was because they had already witnessed Jiang Yuanshi's methods and madness. This person could do anything and could achieve anything.
Jiang Tang interrupted, "So Jiang Jiang is even more powerful than God? Then can he come to see me every day?"
"I can't guarantee it every day, but I can guarantee it within a week." Jiang Yuanshi answered subconsciously, and then he was stunned again, "Tangtang, what's wrong with you?"
Jiang Yuanshi wanted to ask how the other party understood, but Jiang Tang just said, "I didn't quite understand it, but I know Jiang Jiang is not Jiang Yuan, and doesn't belong to this world. Although I don't quite understand what happened, I did understand it! You are more powerful than God. Now that you have some free time, come to see me every week! If that's the case, I don't recommend bringing this big guy with you."
Z01: I_I
Jiang Tang: "What's with that expression? Are you trying to provoke me?"
Jiang Yuanshi: "...This is his natural expression."
Seeing that the two guys were about to start again, Jiang Yuanshichao casually asked Jiang Yuan: "If today is New Year's Eve, do you need help? After all, we didn't bring any gifts."
Yun Qing waved her hand. "What gifts do you want? It's great that you can come back to see us safely. Oh, and if you're all free, would you like to celebrate the Spring Festival with us? We'll have a small party here tonight. It's actually a dinner party. Each family will cook something and put it together for everyone to eat. Would you like to come too?"
Before Jiang Yuanshi could refuse, Jiang Yuan added, "Yes, and we're free thanks to you. We don't have much to thank you with, so at least stay for a meal. If you're worried about people suspecting your origins, just say you accidentally fell from your spaceship and were struck by lightning. That's a perfect excuse."
But is there a possibility that they are the thunder?
Jiang Yuanshi didn't say this out loud, for fear that the other party would ask why, but the truth is that with their current strength, it would be easy for them to come to this planet as quietly and naturally as falling leaves. Of course, the premise of all this is that they have mastered this power.
Because he had just become the "Order", he underestimated his own strength. Even Z01 did not expect that when he and Jiang Yuanshi were walking slowly hand in hand, they were actually moving at the speed of light in the eyes of others.
So when I came to this world, the calmness I imagined turned into thunder and lightning.
The two looked at each other guiltily without saying anything.
As guests, they don't have to do any work, but it's uncomfortable to just sit there. Jiang Tang, who is standing next to them, happens to be clamoring to be turned into a human and play with them. Jiang Yuanshi simply goes back to his old job and starts to transform Jiang Tang. Although in order to maintain the rationality of the world, Jiang Tang cannot be turned into a living person, the bionic man is also human-like.
Jiang Yuanshi and Z01 separated their consciousness and returned to the system world, exchanging some new parts and bringing them over.
"How tall do you want to be?"
"I want to be as tall as Jiang Jiang!" Jiang Tang answered without hesitation.
Jiang Yuanshi asked, "Will it be convenient for you to play with the children?"
Jiang Tang: "Yeah...yes, it's too big and will be easily discovered when playing hide-and-seek."
The candy box began to worry. Jiang Yuanshi looked at it and discussed with Z01, "How about making two for him? One large and one small?"
Z01: "Yes, but they can't be used together. They can only be used alternately."
Jiang Yuanshi: "Of course I know that. Jiang Tang can't be split into two."
Z01 stared at Jiang Yuan calmly and said, "But you actually thought about giving him some more soul so that he could operate two bodies at the same time."
“…” Seen through.
Under Z01's condemning gaze, Jiang Yuanshi said silently, "...Okay, I did think about it, but I overturned it myself. After all, having two Jiang Tangs appear at the same time is a bit scary."
"Why are you two just staring at each other without saying anything?" Jiang Tang interrupted their conversation. They both turned to look at Candy Box, who was looking up with round eyes. Only then did they realize that they had just communicated through consciousness.
I'm used to it.
Jiang Tang turned around silently. Jiang Yuanshi thought she was angry and was about to explain when he heard Jiang Tang say, "Okay, kiss if you want."
?
Jiang Yuanshi choked and poked the candy box and said, "What are you talking about, kid?"
Jiang Tang said with her back to him, "Jiang Yuan and Yun Qing are like this. As soon as they look at each other, it's like they trigger a kissing mechanism. I'm used to it. You guys are so hesitant, so of course I have to avoid it. But have you finished kissing?"
Jiang Yuanshi was almost suffocating. "We won't do that..." He had just finished speaking when his palm was scratched. He glanced sideways at Z01, whose gaze was calm but fixed.
Jiang Tang said, "Really?"
Z01 leaned forward and touched Jiang Yuanshi's lips lightly. Then he stood up and continued, "Yes, we know our limits."
Jiang Tang put down her hand doubtfully and turned sideways to look. One of them was standing and the other was bending over, looking at her.
Jiang Tang was relieved to see that they were not sticking together. She turned around and looked at Jiang Yuan with some confusion, "Jiang Jiang, what's wrong with you? Your face is so red."
"...Really? Maybe you got a stitch in the side when you bent over." Jiang Yuanshi touched Jiang Tang, stood up and asked Jiang Tang to stand straight, ready to transform.
Jiang Tang stood at attention obediently in front of him, and then he snapped his fingers at Jiang Yuanshi when he looked at him. When he reacted, Jiang Tang's perspective became the same height as Jiang Jiang, and his line of sight was level with Jiang Jiang. This was not all, he actually had another body, and it seemed that he was as tall as the children.
And for the sake of convenience, Jiang Yuanshi secretly cheated and added a storage compartment to Jiang Tang's body, making the form switching mode. Now Jiang Tang has three forms, which made Jiang Tang very happy. She started running around the room, her steps and posture like a creature that had just tamed its limbs. Jiang Yuanshi was dazzled and began to doubt whether he had made a wrong decision.
A heat source pressed against him from behind. Z01's body had taken on a human-like warmth, and Jiang Yuanshi didn't turn around. "What are you doing? Speaking of which, shouldn't Jiang Tang be restrained? I'm afraid someone out there might find him and have him dissected."
Z01: "You can put a protective shield on him, or give him some instructions, to blur the perception of Jiang Tang's transformation and make the public think it's normal."
"…Is this okay? Doesn't it violate the rules?"
"A new order is born, and the old order and rules are no longer in place. You can tamper with them at will, as long as it does not affect the operation of the world."
Jiang Yuanshi silently turned his head away, trying to relieve the heat in his ears: "I know, it's not me, it's us, and there's more! Don't kiss me suddenly outside."
"Okay, it's us, let's go home and continue."
Jiang Yuanshi: "..."
Jiang Tang was so happy that his battery ran low and he died. Jiang Yuanshi charged him while making a mouth for the body of the candy box. He added a hinge to the lid on the top to prevent it from falling, and added an external waterproof power supply port, which would only be opened when Jiang Tang wanted to use it.
After settling Jiang Tang who was charging, Jiang Yuan and Yun Qing went out to buy things. Only Jiang Yuanshi, Z01 and a sleeping Jiang Tang were left in the room. Jiang Yuanshi scratched his hot ears and began to find things to do uncomfortably. It seemed natural for humans to pretend to be busy, but there was awkwardness everywhere and they were clumsy.
cute.
Z01 stood there silently, observing the other party's movements, from the living room to the kitchen, from the kitchen to the living room, turned to the door, and finally stood in front of the door, staring at the door in a daze.
Z01 asked through consciousness: "What's wrong?"
Jiang Yuanshi replied: "I'm thinking about whether I should write something."
"Do you want to write couplets for the human world? That requires a brush and ink, and you need to know how to write calligraphy. Do you need a tutorial?"
"That's not necessary. I can write calligraphy, but I haven't done it in a long time. I think it will be ugly. I'd better forget it. Besides, I have to go back for the materials."
Jiang Yuanshi sighed, turned his neck, and tilted his head, and a brush, an inkstone, and... an ink block appeared in his sight?
Jiang Yuanshi looked at Z01 in surprise and asked, "When did you buy it?"
Z01: "Just now."
Such a fast speed, it really caught me off guard.
Z01's actions were incredibly fast. Whenever Jiang Yuanshi hesitated, he would always appear beside him on time. He glanced at Z01 and said, "Why do you seem so excited?"
Z01 nodded, his eyes filled with anticipation. "I haven't seen it."
……All right.
"But why is it in blocks? I have to grind the ink. Did you forget there's also the option of using ink?"
Z01 said bluntly, "I can help you grind the ink."
Such a familiar scene, I feel like I've seen it somewhere? Hmm... a TV series?
Jiang Yuanshi couldn't help but close his eyes, doing so on purpose. He poked Z01's chest and said, "Did you see anything weird when you were learning about human knowledge?"
Z01: "No, I just watched and appreciated some human-made films, most recently period costume films."
Very good, as expected.
Jiang Yuanshi cleared his throat and finally said, "Okay, you ask me to write it."
Then Jiang Yuanshi watched Z01 pick up the non-existent hem of his clothes like an ancient person, grinding ink with one hand. His every move revealed an ancient style. It felt like he had walked into the wrong set. If it weren't for his handsome appearance, which made up for this bug, Jiang Yuanshi really wanted to get into Z01's head to see what was in the other person's head?
After grinding the ink, Jiang Yuanshi picked up the wet brush and stood in front of the door to write an inscription.
Jiang Yuanshi's hand holding the brush looks very nice, with slender joints, very white and thin skin, and distinct veins in the sun. The posture of holding the brush is standard but casual. The words he writes are neat, and the strokes are vigorous and powerful. Unlike his calm and aloof appearance, he exudes unbridled and wildness everywhere.
When humans are doing things, they look very serious, their eyes shining like gems under the light. Z01 stands by holding the inkstone and just watches without blinking.
Jiang Yuanshi finished writing in one breath before he relaxed. His arms felt a little sore. He stepped back to look at the words, then turned to Z01 and asked, "Z01, what do you think? Not bad, right?"
Z01 looked up and said seriously, "It's beautiful. You write very well."
Jiang Yuanshi, who rarely received direct praise, scratched his face and said, "It's not that good."
"No, Jiang Yuanshi is the best."
Jiang Yuanshi looked at Z01. The man's eyes were full of certainty and seriousness. For some reason, Jiang Yuanshi felt that the Spring Festival here was quite hot.
"Wishful, your heart rate is rising."
“…No.”
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