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Jiang Yuanshi's ears flushed as he turned sideways to avoid Z01. He caught a glimpse of his equally red ears and couldn't help but reach out and pinch the tips of his ears, asking curiously, "You actually blush?"
This makes it sound like Z01 is very thick-skinned.
Z01 said calmly, "Non-human creatures are also living things."
Jiang Yuanshi blinked and said "Oh" with a rising tone, as if he had discovered something new. His eyes rolled left and right, then he waved his hand to lower the barrier, quickly approached Z01, and bit the other's earlobe.
The force was very light, like that of a small creature. Before Z01 could react, the opponent shifted his position and rubbed the corner of his mouth with his lips. After the opponent's temperature rose, he smiled with satisfaction, then withdrew from the barrier and ran away without hesitation.
Z01 came back to his senses and glanced at the surveillance camera in the room: "..."
"Order" is between Jiang Yuanshi and Z01, so their power and authority are common to some extent. Jiang Yuanshi can open the barrier, and Z01 can naturally do so as well, but if one party wants to close the authority, the other party must also close it, so in order to prevent the system from succeeding, a certain human will not even let himself go.
The ability to block out the outside world was temporarily shut down. Z01 stood there, touching the corners of his mouth and ears. It was the first time he discovered that a heart beating too fast would cause dizziness.
They clearly shared the same heart, but at this moment it was impossible to tell whose heartbeat it was.
How strange.
After all, Z01 was a creature with an unexpected moral bottom line, and it was impossible for him to be affectionate in public. Xiao Jiang was patiently washing the ink from his brush. Seeing the other party walk in, he looked fearless and said naturally as if nothing had happened, "Give me the inkstone, I'll wash it."
Z01 handed the inkstone over. Jiang Yuanshi took it with one hand but couldn't move it. "What? Do you want to wash it?"
Jiang Yuanshi looked up at the man standing before him. Although Jiang Yuanshi was 1.8 meters tall, considered tall in human terms, Z01, the inhuman being, had struck him without mercy. The human form he had created was surprisingly tall. Jiang Yuanshi, who had mostly drifted in spirit form, hadn't noticed this before. Only now did he realize that the man seemed to be a head taller than him.
Especially when someone approached him and held him in a corner with one hand, using their body to hold him up, Jiang Yuanshi seemed to realize something. Z01, on the same channel, said, "It seems you've discovered that normal people don't have surveillance cameras in their restrooms."
It is obvious that Jiang Yuan and Yun Qing are very normal human beings.
So, Jiang Yuanshi got into trouble.
But so what? Jiang Yuanshi didn't step back. He looked up at Z01 and said bluntly, "So you want to do something bad to me?"
Z01 blinked. The human's raised eyes looked even cuter from the bird's-eye view. The non-human creature lowered its hand and kissed the corner of the human's eye, whispering, "If you wish."
The human couldn't help but close his eyes, and warmth burned on his eyelids. When he opened his eyes, the warmth had already flowed down and landed on his lips.
A hand was inserted into Jiang Yuanshi's hair, very gentle but unable to resist. His lips were repeatedly rubbed and crushed. Jiang Yuanshi could hear his own heartbeat. He was held tightly in someone's arms, a little breathless. He felt dizzy and the heat slowly left. Just when he thought it was over, something was caressing his lips. It was Z01's hand.
The other person's thumb stroked Jiang Yuanshi's lips, his dark red gaze calm and scorching. As his heartbeat calmed down, Jiang Yuanshi heard the other person say, "Yuanyuan, open your mouth."
The voice was gentle and low, like a command and a request.
The heartbeat that had finally stabilized began to become chaotic again. Jiang Yuanshi felt a little dizzy. He felt like a clam. Z01's finger just reached in lightly and pried it open, but was still bitten by the clam. The injured person fought back and moved closer.
“Ugh—!”
The humans were trapped with no way to escape, their lips and tongues intertwined, their hands grabbed each other's clothes, leaving wrinkles, and they did not let go for a long time.
The sound of the earrings lightly touching each other echoed in the small space and was then drowned out by something else.
Outside the house, huge firecrackers rang out again, and the air was thick with smoke. Yun Qing, who was walking on the street, couldn't help but fan himself and pinched his nose and said, "I told you I didn't make this firecracker well, but you insisted it was good. Even Hariri did it. The sound is so festive, but this is too loud. If you don't know, you would think it's a planetary bombing!"
Jiang Yuan, who was covering Yun Qing's ears, said, "After all, no one expected that setting off several firecrackers together would have this effect. We haven't set off ours yet, so we might as well take them out and set them off together. Since it's already like this, it's already like this."
"If you can't beat them, then join them?" Yun Qing was startled and said, "Okay, let's go."
It was a sunny day today, but it was foggy. They walked through the fog back home and stood at their doorstep to see the Spring Festival couplets with black characters on a red background. The characters were really beautiful, but some they recognized and some they didn't. They felt like they must be hallucinating.
Yun Qing: "A Yuan, am I bewildered? Why do I see words on our couplets?"
Jiang Yuan: "Then I must have been poisoned too. I saw it too."
They looked at each other, and suddenly the door opened to reveal Jiang Yuanshi's face. He asked in confusion, "What are you doing standing outside?"
The two men pointed at the door. Jiang Yuanshi looked sideways and said, "Oh, I saw it's a little empty up there. I happened to have something on hand, so I wrote something on it."
“…”
Seeing the two men stunned, Jiang Yuanshi was about to come down to take the things in their hands but was dodged. Yun Qing and Jiang Yuan said: "No, you are a guest."
"Uh...but I think I've already moved." Jiang Yuanshi pointed to the door and said, "If you mind, I can remove it for you."
The two men came to their senses and shook their heads frantically, praising the handwriting repeatedly, but they just couldn't understand it.
Jiang Yuanshi turned around and said, "Sorry, I wrote in the language of my own world. I'll change it now."
But was stopped again.
Jiang Yuan and Yun Qing thought this was wonderful, with a mysterious beauty, as if they would be blessed in the next second. Jiang Yuan was stunned. At this time, someone praised him, "Indeed, the calligraphy is well done. I didn't expect there are still people who can write ancient characters nowadays."
A square-headed robot popped up, stroked his non-existent beard, and looked like he was looking at an exhibition, constantly exclaiming that the calligraphy was good. Jiang Yuanshi was startled by the sudden appearance of the person. Although there was no expression on his face, his heart stopped. How could this robot uncle appear out of nowhere?
The robot uncle who had taught "Jiang Yuan" or Jiang Yuanshi looked like an old man walking his bird in the alley. He turned his head and looked at the young man and said, "Hey, you must be the unexpected visitor Xiao Jiang mentioned. I didn't expect there would be so many of you."
The human before him smiled politely and said modestly, "Thank you for your compliment. I just wanted to learn more about it out of interest."
The human's amber eyes were gentle. For some reason, the uncle was stunned for a moment, then he reacted and patted the human's shoulder and said, "Well, studious and humble humans are the best. Oh, by the way, young man, what do you do? How did you end up here?"
Jiang Yuanshi: "Me? I'm a freelance game developer, and I occasionally assemble some small gadgets. This time, I was actually on a road trip with my partner, but unexpectedly, the spacecraft had an accident midway, so I had to jump out."
The robot uncle said, "Oh," and said, "Is that so? Well, you won't be able to leave for a while, right?"
"Yes, what can I do for you?"
The uncle rubbed his hands and said embarrassedly: "Well, I really like your calligraphy. Can you write one for me on the door? I can give you money."
Jiang Yuanshi was stunned for a moment, and Jiang Yuan and Yun Qing beside him said, "Uncle, the currency in circulation here is public."
"Then I'll give you something else. Are you interested in spare parts? I can give them to you."
The uncle was still the same. Jiang Yuanshi smiled and said, "No need. It's just a word. But we just arrived on this planet. I wonder if there are any special foods. Could you introduce them to us?"
The uncle clapped his hands and made an OK sign on the display screen: "I'm good at this. My cookies are the best. Wait, my house is just across the street. I'll make them for you!"
Before Jiang Yuanshi and the others could say anything, the robot uncle skated away on his roller skates, his figure disappearing into the smoke.
After looking at each other in bewilderment, a few people smiled at each other helplessly and went home.
Jiang Yuan and Yun Qing were shocked by the cleanliness of the house when they returned. The house looked brand new. Z01 in the living room was putting away the mop in her hand, taking the apron and coming to Jiang Yuanshi and said, "Everything is cleaned up."
Jiang Yuanshi expressed encouragement and praise.
Jiang Yuan and Yun Qing were stunned. They remembered that Jiang Yuan said he wanted to help before leaving. They wanted to let him go out for a walk and rest, but he felt bad for it, so Jiang Yuan and the others didn't force him. They just asked him to help clean the house if possible.
But looking at it this way, where is the simplicity?
Jiang Yuanshi noticed their shock and explained, "Don't worry, none of your things were touched. We just cleaned up the house. And don't worry, Z01 and I both have supernatural powers, so it won't be difficult."
"That's what I said, but looking at it with my naked eyes, I still feel that you have worked hard, using your divine power in such a small matter."
"Come on, it's Chinese New Year, it's not a small matter. We're still waiting for you to take us out for dinner. How about we just consider it as a payment?"
Jiang Yuan was speechless. Yun Qing patted Jiang Yuan and said, "Wow, now that you've said that, we won't be polite anymore. It's so troublesome to keep being polite. By the way, Jiang Jiang, are you really going to write for me?"
"Yes, I agreed to everything."
“But I probably won’t be able to finish it this way.”
Jiang Yuanshi:?
"After all, word of one person will spread to ten, and ten to a hundred. I guess by then we'll have to queue up."
Speaking of queuing for autograph sessions, Jiang Yuanshi and Z01 couldn't help but recall their time in the Pixel World. They sighed, reminiscing, "It's okay. We're used to it."
Jiang Yuan, Yun Qing:?
When they went to the uncle's house, Jiang Tang had finished charging and woke up. He wanted to go with him and jumped onto Jiang Yuanshi's shoulders.
As Yunqing expected, Jiang Yuanshi had just finished writing for his uncle when another one popped up, like mushrooms after rain, one after another.
In the end, Jiang Yuanshi simply put a table in front of the door and asked every household to bring paper, and he would write on it. Some customers would provide templates, and those who had no ideas could follow the templates provided by Jiang Yuanshi. Anyway, there were many styles, and every family had their own Spring Festival couplets.
During the period, Z01, who was helping, was pulled away by the chef. Upon learning that the other party could cook and accurately report the grams of seasonings, the chef's eyes flashed strangely. After getting Jiang Yuanshi's consent, he took the person to the cafeteria.
One instantly becomes a street couplet master, and the other instantly becomes a canteen chef.
Because of this incident, Jiang Yuanshi and Z01 were quickly accepted by everyone in the lower city area. They integrated into the community, went shopping, went shopping, visited various production workshops together, and even helped make some novel gadgets with spare parts.
The day passed quickly. At night, the stars twinkled in the sky. In the wilderness under the starry sky, people gathered together to share food. Humans and robots chatted together. The two outsiders helped connect the village TV. There were more programs to watch on this planet in this New Year.
They watched the Spring Festival Gala and chatted about their own things. Humans and robots played drinking games. The losing humans drank alcohol, and the losing robots drank a special alcohol energy liquid. One of the women, a woman with a prosthetic lower limb, and the medical robot Hariri made it to the end and entered the finals. The two children cheered for their mother, and the big man Li Ming on the side was holding a towel to wipe his wife's hands at any time. He looked worried but didn't dare to say anything. He looked extremely aggrieved, but he still argued for his wife when the referee made the decision. It can be said that he was very contradictory.
Jiang Yuanshi and Z01 were warmly received and could not refuse the hospitality, so they got a little drunk, but fortunately they were able to cheat and not faint until tomorrow.
The countdown to the New Year has begun.
【10, 9, …】
Everyone counted down along with the people on the TV show.
【3】
【2】
【1】
"Happy New Year!"
Everyone clinked glasses to celebrate the arrival of the new year.
After the meeting, Jiang Yuanshi gave a red envelope to Jiang Tang, who had just finished playing with the children. Jiang Tang looked up at Jiang Yuanshi with the red envelope and said, "Are you leaving?"
Jiang Yuanshi tilted his head, understood, flicked Jiang Tang's head and said, "This is a New Year's red envelope, every child gets one. I came here with great difficulty, and you're going to chase me away?"
Jiang Tang shook her head repeatedly: "No, no, no, Jiang Jiang will stay for a long time."
"Okay, go have fun. Oh, and give these to the two kids. Wish them a happy new year for me."
"Jiang Jiang, aren't you going by yourself?"
Jiang Yuanshi shook his head: "I'm just a stranger to them, please help me."
Jiang Tang didn't quite understand but seeing the other party's attitude, she nodded obediently and turned to Z01. Z01 didn't say anything but just put the three red envelopes in Candy Box's hand with an expressionless face, as if looking at his good-for-nothing son.
Jiang Tang said with great confidence, "Thank you!" and then ran to his friends.
Jiang Yuanshi couldn't help laughing at their interaction. He poked Z01 and said, "You two are so funny. You seem to have a good relationship."
Z01: "Actually, not really."
Jiang Yuanshi nodded, and Z01 said calmly, "I just hope he won't cling to you, but you like him."
Jiang Yuanshi was stunned and looked around, but then he remembered that he had said long ago that he and Z01 were a couple. He reached out and pulled out Z01's pinky finger and said, "There are different types of liking. When it comes to love, it's just you."
Z01 was easy to coax. He winked and hooked Jiang Yuanshi's finger. The two of them rejected Jiang Yuan and Yun Qing's invitation to live together. They didn't intend to disturb other people's lives, so they simply waved and built a house on an inconspicuous vacant lot in the distance.
After returning home, the two washed up and prepared to go to bed. Although they were already beings higher than gods, their lives remained the same. Jiang Tang kept thinking about Jiang Yuanshi, so she went home with them. But the problem was that the candy box was too attached to Jiang. When sleeping, it lay on Jiang Yuanshi's neck and asked Z01 to give him a few days. After all, Z01 could see Jiang Jiang every day, but he couldn't. Z01 was persuaded reluctantly. The non-human creature didn't care about the small box.
At night, a human was lying on a large bed, with a small robot nestled on each side of the human's neck, one square and one round.
In fact, Jiang Yuanshi was not asleep, but he was too lazy to pay attention to the childish behavior of these two guys, so he simply closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep. So when he sensed that his position had shifted, or his consciousness was withdrawn, he opened his eyes and found himself lying on the bed in space.
It was still a blank space, but at some point a lot of furniture had appeared in the room, making it feel strangely cozy. Jiang Yuanshi leaned over and poked Z01, who was looking at him, and asked, "When did you buy it?"
Z01: "I started it a long time ago, and after observing your preferences, I changed some new ones. If you don't like it, you can change it again."
Jiang Yuanshi stood up and took a look, then threw himself back onto the bed and said, "No, I like it very much."
Z01 looked at Jiang Yuanshi without saying anything. Jiang Yuanshi poked him and said, "But why are you pulling me over here now?"
Z01 stood up and sat cross-legged on the bed. "There's something I need to do, even though it might be a little late."
Jiang Yuanshi stood up without knowing why. Suddenly the whole space darkened. After his vision went dark, a candle lit up.
Z01 was holding a small cake in his hand. On the cake, there was a little Q-version man standing in the center. Beside him were translucent slime balls, mini candy boxes, puppies... Many creatures surrounded Jiang Yuanshi.
A single candle sat on the cake, and Z01's face, under the candlelight, looked particularly serious and gentle. Amidst the humans' astonishment, he said, "Happy birthday, and a happy new year. I hope every day of yours is peaceful and joyful."
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