Chapter 135-134° Does the filial son need to be frozen? (12)
To be honest, the word "as scheduled" is still not accurate. This press conference was completely forced and held amid a chorus of criticism.
Sitting on the stage of the press conference were still the same group of "Mr. Zhangs".
Sitting below the stage of the press conference were the same row of reporters as before.
However, the faces of these Mr. Zhangs were less proud and arrogant than before, and more timid and cowardly.
The reporters in the audience had pure anger on their faces.
Several reporters even set up cameras and connected directly to the Internet to start a live broadcast. Millions of netizens flocked to the event and started cursing.
"Still want to explain? What do you have to explain?"
"This is basically a confirmed case, right? After watching your surveillance, I've given up drinking all soy milk, not just yours!"
“I even gave up milk and soy milk!”
“I even gave up drinking plain water!”
"My breastfeeding son stopped breastfeeding after watching this video!"
"Well, it's not that serious..."
Seeing the indignation of the crowd below the stage, several CEOs sitting at the front desk of the press conference all looked unhappy.
Except for the refrigerator.
Our refrigerator stands in the very corner, just standing there calmly and calmly.
At this time, the host in charge of presiding over the overall situation became Bai Zhiyue, the only person with an online IQ. Facing the angry stares of this group of reporters, her smile looked very forced.
"Dear journalist friends, everything that happened before was a misunderstanding, all a misunderstanding, hahahaha..."
She laughed awkwardly twice and immediately got to the point with a very sincere expression on her face.
"All netizens say that our food has quality issues. How is that possible? We can prove it to you!"
"Mr. Zhang and others present here can taste our products on the spot! This is the most powerful proof!"
After she said this, the anger of the reporters in the audience and the netizens who were watching the live news broadcast subsided a little.
That's what a sensible person would say.
Although scientific data and test reports are now the basis, people still have the idea that "seeing is believing, hearing is false". If the boss of their company dares to eat these foods himself, then it is still very convincing.
The faces of the people in the audience calmed down a little, but at the press conference, the faces of the group of CEOs turned a little green.
Is this...really edible?
Several aunts, uncles and nephews looked at each other with reluctance and unpleasantness on their faces, but they finally accepted it with a pinch of their noses, after all, making money was more important.
This mess still needs to be cleaned up.
After Bai Zhiyue finished speaking, she waved to the audience, and people brought up several plates one after another.
It was some food that was steaming and looked like it had just come out of the pot.
However, what came out along with the heat was not fragrance, but a strange odor that smelled quite bad.
“The first dish is our breakfast vegetable fried rice!”
"It is a pre-made dish that we specially make and strictly control. After heating, the taste is just as good as freshly fried rice..."
After the plate of fried rice was served, Bai Zhiyue wanted to introduce it a little more, but after seeing the strange color on it, all the words that came out of her mouth were stuck.
Why is the whole plate green?!
Shouldn't the only thing that should be green be the cucumber? Why is the rice in this fried rice dyed green? !
On this day, Bai Zhiyue got a new little-known fact:
Plastic rice is very easy to be stained.
This is such useless little-known knowledge!
The eldest and second aunts raised the spoons tremblingly, their hands shaking as if they had Parkinson's disease. They scooped up the green rice with the spoons, made mental preparations for a long time, and finally closed their eyes and stuffed it directly into their mouths!
Click, click…
The two men made loud chewing sounds.
This is different from the time when Mr. Li deliberately smacked his lips in public. He was simply uncultured, but these two aunts... really can't handle it!
The sound of the two men chewing beans filled the entire venue. After chewing for more than 30 times, the two men looked at each other, reluctantly stretched their necks, and swallowed the food.
Immediately, the two of them were in a bad state.
A reporter in the audience muttered to himself.
"If you eat real plastic, it will be a big problem...it will cause lead and sulfur poisoning!"
"People with lead poisoning will vomit white lumps, which are synthetic lead chloride..."
As the reporter was talking, on the other side, the aunt's face suddenly changed, and she opened her mouth and spit out white cubes!
"People who are poisoned by sulfur may immediately develop conjunctivitis, commonly known as pink eye..."
The reporter continued to speak, but as soon as he finished speaking, the second aunt immediately reached out and rubbed her eyes, and the whites of her eyes had turned red!
Bai Zhiyue immediately smiled and stood in front of the two men, signaling the staff to carry them away while trying to smooth things over.
"Our aunt, the milk tofu we had this morning has gone bad. Haha, I am really sorry to have made you all laugh."
"As for our second aunt, she watched short videos for 26 hours yesterday and damaged her eyes!"
"Please don't learn from her, kids!"
While she was doing her best to save the situation, four staff members behind her carried two small stretchers and happily pulled the person away.
At this time, the second dish was also served.
It's two boiled tea eggs.
Of course, these tea eggs are not made of real eggs, but rubber.
My third aunt and fourth uncle looked at the two eggs placed in front of them with a frightened look on their faces.
The main reason was that the appearance of the eldest and second aunts being carried away was too miserable, which left a deep psychological trauma on them both.
But what can I do? I should just eat it...
The two of them gritted their teeth, picked up the soft tea egg with chopsticks, opened their mouths and bit it hard... go... go...
Didn't bite through.
To be precise, the tea egg in their mouths was like a rubber band. No matter how hard they bit it, it felt like they were biting on cotton!
In order to take a bite, the two of them kept stretching their necks forward, and the tea egg in their mouths was like a string of cheese, stretched extra long in front of everyone's stunned gaze...
It wasn't until the two men's necks stretched out almost two miles that they finally bit off the rubber!
But how can I describe the expressions of the two people at this moment...
This is probably what the unspeakable pain feels like!
The main thing is that after biting it off, you still need to swallow it.
But the two people's throats could not bear such a large piece of rubber, so the elastic and flexible tea egg was stuck in their throats, unable to go up or down!
These two also fell.
Everyone present: ...
"Haha, it must be because our egg yolks are too choking!"
Bai Zhiyue went on stage again, standing in front of the two men, laughing crazily and trying to make up for it.
"As the saying goes, you should drink water before eating. Especially for dry and choking food like this, you should fully moisten your throat before eating. Otherwise, you will easily choke and pass out!"
The two continued to be carried away on stretchers, and then two new dishes were served.
The expressions on my second and third uncle's faces at this time could no longer be described as simple fear.
These two plates are -
Octopus balls mixed with blue-ringed octopus.
At this moment, on this plate of octopus balls, you can clearly see small blue rings one after another emitting faint blue light.
"Actually, this is the easiest for you two."
Bai Zhiyue whispered beside him, "It's easier to chew than the first plate of fried rice, and easier to swallow than the second plate of tea eggs."
The two looked at each other and thought the same thing.
I simply closed my eyes, opened my mouth, threw it into my mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it.
really!
Even the seasoning is well adjusted, giving it a snack stand feel.
It's just a tingling feeling in my mouth.
After the two looked at each other, they silently breathed a sigh of relief.
"We are done, it's time for two more people to go down next..."
After my third uncle said this, he suddenly realized that there was complete silence both on and off the stage.
The reporter in the audience, who seemed to be extremely knowledgeable, stood up with a look of horror on his face.
"That foam at the corner of your mouth... is it okay?"
White foam?
Bai Zhiyue looked back and saw that the two of them had fainted in an instant, with a lot of white foam coming out of their mouths.
Her expression at this moment was wonderful.
"Uh, of course no problem!"
"They forgot to apply mouthwash when they brushed their teeth this morning. Someone, come... take the two uncles down to rinse their mouths!"
It was still the two familiar stretchers that carried the two people away. In fact, the two stretchers were even covered with warm body temperature due to frequent use.
Now the only ones left are the eldest nephew and the second nephew. They are so frightened that they want to hug each other and tremble.
"Sister Bai... I am the only male in my family. Can you leave a descendant for our Zhang family?"
Bai Zhiyue's smile remained unchanged.
"You two Mr. Zhangs are joking. I remember there is a young nephew who has resigned. We can just keep him to carry on the family line."
"You two, pick up your cutlery and start eating."
To be precise, they should take out straws, because the last dish served to the two of them was a huge bucket of soy milk.
The staff poured two cups of soy milk from a huge bucket and brought them to them.
The two of them looked at the light yellow soy milk and even breathed a sigh of relief.
After all, this soy milk is just dirty, which is extremely mild compared to the previous dishes.
At most, they just add genetically modified soybeans, which is not a big deal.
Thinking of this, the two of them stuck the straws in and started sucking it into their mouths...
Huh?
Can’t suck?
It feels like drinking bubble tea with a straw, but the straw is blocked by the pearls and no matter how hard you try, nothing comes up.
But how come there are pearls in soy milk?
The nephew was stunned and couldn't help but open the lid of the soy milk to see what was blocking his straw...
“Aaaaaaah!!”
He let out a loud scream!
It turned out to be a piece of finger!
And this finger... is actually moving!
It's moving!
The two of them got up in a panic and accidentally knocked over the soy milk bucket. Immediately, the soy milk, which was strong and smelled of urine, filled the air like a flood!
All the reporters in the audience stepped back carrying their cameras and various equipment, but they keenly discovered that this large bucket of soy milk actually contained a lot of solids!
These solids gathered together and, in full view of everyone, formed into an old man named Li!
An old man Li!
And it’s a three-legged Mr. Li!
Old Master Li stood up, moved his three legs flexibly, stepped onto the stage in two or three steps, and gave his eldest nephew a big slap in the face!
"I want to report it! This bastard pushed me into the soy milk bucket and tried to drown me to silence me!"
"Thanks to the fact that soy milk is made from genetically modified soybeans, I can stand here alive now!"
The entire venue was in chaos, and the calmest person at this moment, apart from the refrigerator that was as steady as a rock, was Bai Zhiyue.
Or rather, she was numb.
She looked at her father who had grown three legs, and finally couldn't help herself. Her eyes rolled back and she fell down!
"Quick, stretcher! Stretcher!"
In the end, Bai Zhiyue was the last one to maintain his dignity and try to turn the tide.
He was also carried away on a stretcher.
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