Chapter 136-135° Does the filial son need to be frozen? (End)
All the old men and women in the live broadcast room were deeply shocked and mentally polluted.
"Food quality and safety are so important. Look at this..."
"Is this genetically modified soybeans? I think it's nuclear wastewater! (Surprised)"
"Only nuclear wastewater can produce such an immediate effect."
"Don't tell me, did this thing just resurrect Mr. Li?"
The refrigerator was a little confused.
You have to know that in the original plot, there were no such press conferences or anything like that!
And the heroine’s company was doing well from beginning to end!
But what's going on?
Why was Mr. Li arrested?
A group of people wearing white coats and gas masks carried Mr. Li directly into an explosion-proof barrel and then drove away.
Not a word was left.
No, wait.
It seemed that one of the "white coats" muttered something like... he wanted to do a biopsy on this person before leaving.
The refrigerator is a little confusing.
How can a person be sliced?
You only need to slice it if you want to make dishes like pork slices, right?
Besides, in the original plot, Mr. Li was still a complete person and had never been sliced!
What should I do? There are so many Mr. Li, how can I date him?
No, I need to ask about the refrigerator.
It plans to ask the eight "Mr. Zhangs" what to do next.
After all, his adopted son Zhang Xiaofeng said that these invited relatives are all blood relatives, and they will definitely not lie to them!
only……
"Excuse me, ma'am!"
"Of these eight Mr. Zhangs, six are in the ICU for emergency treatment."
"The remaining two are waiting for cremation at the crematorium."
"Oh, and your future daughter-in-law is still unconscious in the hospital."
refrigerator:……
The doctor on the other end of the phone was also very anxious, mainly because the "presidents" who were sent here this time were in very serious conditions.
As for presidents, 9 out of 10 presidents suffer from stomach problems and one suffers from migraine.
But what about these? Two were eaten right away!
As for the rest, my eldest aunt and second aunt suffered from lead poisoning and sulfur poisoning respectively. They lay in bed twitching and foaming at the mouth.
My third aunt and fourth uncle always choked on the rubber egg and rolled their eyes. Their necks stretched two miles and they couldn't swallow it. When the nurses and patients around saw it, they thought a giraffe had been sent in.
My fifth uncle and sixth uncle... the blue-ringed octopus is so poisonous that it didn't survive in the end. Judging from the time, it should be in the crematorium now and turned into human ashes.
The situations of my eldest nephew and my second nephew are more complicated. They drank mutated soy milk mixed with urine, and their radiation index is a bit abnormal.
Maybe if it stays for another two days it will mutate and grow another head.
"Oh my, look at this New Year's Day...tsk tsk tsk!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, I told you not to cheat your relatives, but now they are spending the New Year together in the hospital!"
"There are two more people who went to heaven (snickering)"
"I think the refrigerator has a face that will bring bad luck to relatives..."
"The guy above is a liar, right? What kind of appearance can a flat refrigerator door have? There's just a gap between the two doors."
"Why not just let the refrigerator go to live with his son? As the saying goes, raising a son is a good way to take care of you in your old age! (Rose) (Applause)"
That’s right, son!
Although the refrigerator cannot see the barrage, at this moment, it also remembered that it has a son!
It's a piece of cake!
Dianjian immediately positioned the car he was riding in on Zhang Xiaofeng, and made the self-driving car change direction, rumbling towards Zhang Xiaofeng.
Then--
The car drove to the gate of the prison.
refrigerator:……
This should be where the bad guys are locked up, right?
Why is Zhang Xiaofeng positioned here?
When the staff sitting inside the police station saw the refrigerator coming, they immediately put on warm smiles.
"Oh, Ms. Zhang, I've heard a lot about you, a lot about you!"
"I bought soy milk and fried dough sticks from you when I was in primary school!"
"I didn't expect fate to be so coincidental. Your son is in jail here. Hey, do you think this is fate?"
refrigerator:……
Is this what humans mean by fate?
This kind-hearted staff member carefully explained the specific concepts of "legal person" and "person in charge" to Dian Leng, and used these two words to explain why Zhang Xiaofeng was locked up, and finally sighed.
"Thanks for giving up your seat to your son, otherwise you should have come in."
Refrigerator: !!
Refrigerator shock.
After realizing this, Dian Leng's favorability towards this human son named Zhang Xiaofeng reached an unprecedented high!
So this is what it means to raise children to provide for your old age!
The staff member was still very enthusiastic.
"Ms. Zhang, don't feel sorry. Going to jail is a rare opportunity. If you really want to broaden your horizons, I can open a back door for you and let you stay in for half a day to experience it deeply—"
The refrigerator paused for a moment, then immediately turned its little wheels and rushed out quickly!
Like a flash of lightning, it disappeared in an instant!
If you don't run away quickly, you might be locked up by this guy!
It's a refrigerator, it doesn't want to be locked up in a human prison!
It's just that the refrigerator was running too fast, and with a "bang" it collided head-on with a black car.
The refrigerator is naturally no problem. You should know that its hardness is enough to withstand interstellar cannons!
But the black commercial van was in a terrible state, with a large dent in the front of the car.
The driver got out of the passenger seat, stared at the front of his car in amazement, then turned to look at the refrigerator.
In his eyes, because of the filter of the characters in the play, Dian Leng looked like Zhang Baixue - a middle-aged woman who, although well-maintained, could still be seen at a glance to be in her forties or fifties.
"I hit someone? I hit a woman going 80 miles per hour?"
"Auntie is unharmed, but my car is totaled?"
The driver was so shocked that he didn't notice that the rear compartment of his car was knocked open, and two brand new urns were knocked to the ground, revealing the human ashes that had just been baked and were still steaming hot...
On the two urns, one could only vaguely make out the words "Uncle"...
"The love virus transmission carrier "Mom's Second Spring" has expired"
"The transmission rate has been reduced to less than 10%"
"Start the plot self-destruct mode..."
"50%...75%...100%"
"According to the new plot, the carrier TV series will be downgraded to"
Refrigerator sales advertisement
…
After the live broadcast ended, the employees of the Salvation Organization immediately retrieved the video inventory of major video channels and searched day and night.
No related refrigerator sales advertisements were found.
As a result, when the team leader was getting off work, he found this advertisement on the advertising TV in the elevator downstairs in his building.
Perhaps due to funding or other issues, this advertisement was only placed in residential properties and major elevator advertisements, and was shot very cheaply.
Of course, the "cheap" here refers to the costumes and props, but the content of this advertisement is still quite thoughtful.
The video begins with a woman in simple clothes, working hard to roll wonton skins, with a hungry baby boy on her back.
Looks like hard work.
And this woman in simple clothes looks exactly like Zhang Baixue when she was young.
Then the scene changed again, and the baby boy on the woman's back gradually grew up and became an elementary school student.
The woman who was making wontons looked older, with wrinkles at the corners of her eyes.
"Mom, you've worked hard." The boy spoke with a childish face and looked at the clock on the wall.
"When I grow up, I will definitely buy you a big refrigerator. That way, you won't have to worry about the wonton filling being stale, and mom won't have to get up so early to make the filling."
After the boy said this line, the background music of the video immediately changed to a sad music, which made the audience cry.
The young mother was also very moved and hugged her son tightly.
The camera turned again, the picture became vivid, and the surrounding scenes looked like modern times.
At this time, the boy had grown into a sunny and cheerful young man.
"Mom! I earned my first salary, and my girlfriend and I came to see you!"
The boy now looks exactly like Zhang Xiaofeng. He pulls a girl in a white dress out from behind.
That’s right, this is also Bai Zhiyue’s face.
The two of them smiled as brightly as flowers, then they moved at the same time, and a...large double-door refrigerator appeared behind them!
"Mom, this is our gift to you!"
Zhang Xiaofeng smiled and showed his big white teeth:
"With this refrigerator, you no longer have to get up in the middle of the night to make wonton fillings!" Upon hearing this, the mother, who looked middle-aged, finally burst into tears.
"Son, I appreciate your kindness!"
She wiped away her tears.
"Now that we have a refrigerator, we no longer have to worry about dumplings and wontons going stale!"
"It's New Year's Day, let's get together as a family——"
"Making dumplings!"
Finally, all the actors turned around at the same time, faced the camera with festive smiles on their faces, and finally clasped their hands and greeted the screen in unison.
The employees of the salvation organization who watched this advertisement...
All right…
This ad is pretty down to earth.
Since the love-brain virus in this drama was eliminated, the marriage and divorce rates among the elderly have dropped significantly.
All we can say is that older people have become more rational when it comes to love.
"Very good, very useful."
Our team leader looked through this year's data and nodded with satisfaction.
"During the Chinese New Year, let's take a break from the refrigerator. You can choose a vacation copy and then proceed with the official script after the holiday."
As he spoke, the team leader raised his hand to look at his watch.
It’s almost the end of the year, and after completing this order, the entire salvation organization will go back to celebrate the New Year.
This is human nature. For things like saving the world, taking a few days off during the New Year won't affect anything big.
Vacation World?
The refrigerator stood there in silence for a moment, and then immediately spit out a magazine from the fresh-keeping layer.
It's still the same book "Dinosaur World"
If you are on vacation, of course you should go see dinosaurs!!
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