Chapter 23-22° Does the little village girl need to be frozen? (1)
"Subconscious projection is ready!"
"Projecting——"
『Connected to the TV series "Go, Little Village Flower"』
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Go, Little Village Flower
This is a TV series depicting rural life in the late 20th century. The heroine Mei Di was born into a rural family that favored boys over girls, but she was self-reliant and was admitted to a key high school.
After entering high school, because of his excellent grades, he was noticed and funded by a female entrepreneur who came to show her love for him, and was even taken in by her family.
90% of the story has passed here, and there is no problem, it is even very inspiring.
But as the finale approached, something started to go wrong!
According to speculation by members of the rescue organization, this was originally a normal TV series, but the love brain virus infected the second half.
There was a divine ending.
Yu Shengnan, the female entrepreneur who took the heroine Mei Di into her home, and her husband, Chu Xiangdong, actually fell in love with Mei Di!
That’s right, the female entrepreneur’s husband is with the heroine!
What a good way to let a wolf into the house!
Later, the female entrepreneur Yu Shengnan was cruelly abandoned, and Mei Di, who graduated from a prestigious university, and her scumbag husband Chu Xiangdong shamelessly lived in Yu Shengnan's big house...
Big mess!
This drama is like a dish with good color, aroma and taste, with carefully selected ingredients, superb cooking techniques and just the right seasoning——
Then when it was out of the pot, it was poured into the dog bowl.
But even so, under the influence of the love-brain virus, the rating of this TV series is still ridiculously high, and the comments section is full of praise.
"Girls should be paired with older men!"
"A stubborn country girl and a gentle, mature man. I'm so banged up that I'm flying."
"Yu Shengnan is indeed quite miserable, but the best match for a strong female elite in the workplace should be a gentle golden retriever. She married the wrong person from the beginning."
"That's right, don't feel sorry for her. If Yu Shengnan is the heroine of a new drama and falls in love with a little boy, I will support her too!"
"Don't mention the unremarkable characters. I personally think the rural life at the beginning is the most interesting..."
Twelve o'clock midnight.
Those who were infected by the love brain virus in this drama were pulled into the subconscious live broadcast room in their sleep. When they opened their eyes, they saw the beginning of the drama.
Hejia Village.
A small village that looks very simple and backward. What meets the eye are low bungalows, the ground underfoot is yellow, and the sounds of chickens and dogs barking create a scene with a strong sense of fireworks.
He Daniu's wife, with her big belly, followed He Daniu to the clinic.
In this backward village, pregnant women generally do not undergo prenatal checkups unless they are sick or need to check the gender of their baby.
Daniu's wife is the former. Of course, it would be better if she could find out whether the baby is a boy or a girl when she goes to the clinic.
The reason is simple. Daniu’s wife has already given birth to two daughters, and the one in her belly this time must be a boy!
After walking on the bumpy road for nearly an hour, the two finally arrived at the somewhat shabby clinic.
The subconscious live broadcast room had just started, and many viewers were still confused. They tentatively began to post comments to inquire about the current situation.
"Am I dreaming about watching a live broadcast? As expected, you will dream about what you think about during the day. I should play with my phone less in the future."
"I think these two people look familiar. Is it from the TV series "Go, Little Village Girl"? This was a show from 20 years ago, right?"
"It seems so. I watched it with my mom back then. Although the latter part of the film is a bit distorted, it was quite interesting."
On the other side, He Daniu came to the clinic with his wife.
Inside the clinic, the male doctor on duty was reading a newspaper in his yellowed white coat from washing.
The male doctor frowned when he saw that the patient who came in was actually a pregnant woman.
"Let me make it clear first, this is a regular clinic and we don't treat men and women."
Judging from the doctor's performance, it seems that pregnant women often come to him to consult about the gender of the fetus.
He Daniu waved his hands quickly.
"No, no, my wife is not feeling well, so I brought her to see you."
"All right then."
The male doctor put down the newspaper in his hand and pushed his glasses on his nose: "Where do you feel uncomfortable?"
Daniu's wife said awkwardly, "The shape of my belly isn't right, and my mother-in-law also said something's wrong..."
Hearing her say this, the male doctor sneered: "What shape is wrong? You are just superstitious. You say that a pointed belly means a boy, so you try your best to rub your belly pointed. This is simply superstition..."
The male doctor's words stopped abruptly.
Because Daniu's wife lifted up her cotton jacket and exposed her belly.
A standard cuboid.
A rectangular pregnant belly with sharp edges and corners.
Seeing this scene, the male doctor slowly opened his mouth, his thick glasses slid down from his nose, and he even forgot to put them back up.
“This, this, this… Holy shit!”
“This is unscientific!”
"Are you pregnant with Tetris?"
Daniu's wife continued hesitantly, "I gave birth twice before, and neither of them had this kind of situation. My mother-in-law said that this child has a square character, so it must be a boy..."
No, sister, you have a misunderstanding of men.
No matter how upright a man is.
It is impossible for the fetus to be square!
This extremely explosive scene made the viewers who were lurking in the subconscious live broadcast room couldn't help but start posting comments.
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"I'm so square! Hahahaha!"
"At least 10 years of good deeds have been lost by my smile... Isn't it a loss? Hahaha!"
"Deduct 1 for the fetus to laugh with you."
"No, if I follow the instructions above, I feel like my merits will be deducted even more!"
"Am I having a nightmare? This is really scary. How will a pregnant woman give birth when the due date comes?"
The male doctor's expression became serious, and he immediately took out his stethoscope: "Sit down, I'll listen to the fetal heart rate."
Then he took the cold stethoscope head and placed it on the square belly of Daniu's wife.
"Hiss...it's a bit strange."
"There is a fetal heartbeat, but it's beating a little weird."
What the male doctor heard was not the "bang bang bang" sound of the heartbeat, but a long and steady "hum".
It sounds like some household appliance running.
"I can't tell for sure. Why don't you take an ultrasound?"
Although the male doctor was a self-taught doctor, he had rich practical experience and had seen many patients, but this was the first time he had seen such a situation.
"And the situation is special, so I can apply for free treatment for you." Although the male doctor was not well-off, he still decided to investigate this strange symptom.
When they heard it would be free, the couple immediately agreed.
So, an hour later—
The male doctor held the ultrasound image and fell into long contemplation.
On the printed black and white image, a square object appeared.
It's a rectangular block with some lines similar to a refrigerator door on it, and 4 small wheels underneath...
"Oh my god! This woman is pregnant with a refrigerator!"
"Shouldn't the baby be Mei Di? What is this? Hahahaha!"
"I almost spit out a mouthful of water..."
He Daniu also quickly came to the doctor and looked at the ultrasound report. However, no matter how he looked, he could not see where the child was, so he could only ask the doctor for help.
"Doctor, can you...can you take a look at this child to see if it is a boy or a girl?"
The doctor's expression suddenly became very subtle.
Is it possible that for your child...the focus is no longer on gender?
And He Daniu continued chattering on.
"Doctor, my family already has two daughters, and we must have a boy this time. If we have another girl, we really can't afford to raise her..."
The male doctor secretly rolled his eyes and looked very impatient.
"I can't tell you the exact gender, but one thing is for sure, there's something wrong with your child. I suggest you go to a big hospital to have a baby."
The child's condition was too strange. The doctor was a little vague and just shirked responsibility, telling them to go to a big hospital. In fact, it was somewhat irresponsible, but there was nothing else he could do.
He Daniu, who was rejected, frowned, and after seeing the doctor leave, he curled his lips.
What a quack!
After returning home, He Daniu naturally had no intention of sending his wife to a big hospital. To be honest, he felt that he had been very responsible as long as he could see her at the village clinic.
When I returned to the house, I heard a faint smoke coming out of the chimney. I heard a dog barking outside and two little girls pushed the door open and came out.
The older one looks about 10 years old, and the younger one looks only five or six years old.
They all looked timid and cowering.
"Zhaodi, Laidi, is the meal ready?"
The oldest girl, Zhaodi, nodded hurriedly: "It's done, it's done... How's the little brother that mom is pregnant with?"
He Daniu snorted coldly: "What can the doctor tell? Anyway, I think it's fine."
"Don't worry about it, both of you. Listen to me. Your mother is definitely pregnant with a boy this time."
"Is it possible that your wife is pregnant with a refrigerator?"
"Sister-in-law, this... no, this baby is really perfect." "I don't know if it's an illusion, I seem to have dreamed of a refrigerator before."
As the barrage of comments flashed by, the screen went dark, and then it showed that a month had passed.
When the screen lit up again, a chaotic shouting sound was heard.
It looks like He Daniu's wife is about to give birth!
The family did not choose to go to the hospital, but instead hired a special midwife to help.
Initially, the midwife was somewhat reluctant when she saw her daughter-in-law's square belly. In her opinion, this baby would definitely be difficult to deliver.
This child is angular, it is definitely not easy to give birth to!
However, after He Daniu's repeated requests, she still came over to help, of course, she had another idea in her mind that she was not even aware of.
She wanted to see what this child looked like...
I'm really curious.
Of course, there were many people who held the same idea. So when they heard that Daniu's wife had started the movement, basically all the villagers who had nothing to do came over to watch.
"I think that this time, Daniu's wife will definitely give birth to a capable man."
"I've lived for over 60 years, and I've never seen a belly like this!"
"Who says it's not? Regardless of whether it's a boy or a girl, this child is extraordinary!"
"Oh my god, what if the baby can't be born? Judging from the baby's appearance, I'm afraid it's going to be dangerous."
"Shut up, you crow-mouth!"
So everyone is thinking about what to do, but I have to say that what the crow-mouthed fellow said just now made many people agree.
The eldest daughter, He Zhaodi, was very sensible and took her younger sister He Laidie to hide in a corner. She did not cause any trouble to the adults, but the expression on her face was also very worried.
"Sister, is Mom okay?" Lai Di asked.
"Mom should be fine, don't worry."
Although she was saying words to comfort her sister, He Zhaodi still had a worried expression on her face.
"What do you think we should do if mom gives birth to another sister?" Lai Di was still worried: "Dad wanted to sell you before, will he sell my little sister this time when she is born?"
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Hearing her sister say this, Zhaodi hummed dejectedly.
In fact, deep down in her heart, the girl knew very well that even if her mother gave birth to a little girl, she would still be the one to be sold.
A newborn baby girl cannot be sold at a high price, and she herself is already 10 years old and can do some work. She can become a child bride when she grows up...
Forget it, don’t think too much about it, just take it one step at a time.
In the makeshift delivery room over there, several midwives gathered there. They all knew tacitly that in a situation like that of He Daniu's wife, it would not be enough to have only one person to help.
"Our sisters-in-law should take some rest. This daughter-in-law will probably take several hours to give birth."
The other midwife, who looked to be the oldest, sneered, "A few hours is too short. It's only one day. There's no way the baby will be born."
"Don't be so pessimistic, think about the bright side."
One of the midwives, who was about 40 years old, smiled and said, "I called my whole family to come and stand outside the yard to share in the joy. This baby will definitely be extraordinary when it is born."
That's true. Generally speaking, those who are born with strange phenomena must be important people. If you don't believe it, listen to the legend of Nezha. Didn't Chen Tangguan's wife give birth to a big ball of flesh?
It’s not as good as this square belly that looks weird!
Daniu's wife, who was lying on the bed adjusting her breathing, was also very worried at first. In the days before delivery, she kept burning incense and kowtowing at home, praying for a safe delivery.
And at this moment lying on the bed, I was ready for a protracted battle.
But……
This situation doesn't seem as scary as I thought?
It didn't seem to be very painful, and it was even smoother than giving birth to my second child!
Little did they know that the salvation organization outside the screen was also watching this moment closely, ready to use technology to release the refrigerator when the time was right.
After all, it is a bit too ridiculous to ask a pregnant woman to give birth to a refrigerator with a base area of 80×100.
Sure enough, after two hours, the organization saw the right opportunity and opened a space tunnel under the pregnant woman's belly.
That's right, space tunnel.
Such a product of the times with a sense of technology and futurism appeared under the belly of a rural pregnant woman in a period drama.
It’s a pity that the live broadcast room will not shoot these private places, otherwise it will attract a peak of barrage.
"Hey, it's born!"
"Oh my god, this Danniu wife is amazing. She gave birth so soon?"
Accompanied by the sound of a baby crying played by the Salvation Organization's player, the people who were gathered outside the house to watch the excitement also became excited.
"Wow, so soon! Is it a boy or a girl?"
"Hurry up and take it out to have a look!"
However, before these villagers could get a reply, a loud noise was heard from inside the house!
Boom——!!!
Then, screams were heard from the delivery room.
“The kang collapsed!!”
"This newborn baby has collapsed the kang!"
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