Chapter 24-23° Does the little village girl need to be frozen? (2)
There was complete silence.
At the same time, the entire live broadcast room was eerily quiet, and no one even posted a comment.
It took a full half minute before he found his voice again.
"Press, press down the kang?"
"That's impossible! The kang in He Daniu's house is indeed a bit old, but it can at least withstand 500 kilograms!"
"How much does this child weigh?"
At this moment, this explosive situation made the people in this backward mountain village even forget to ask the gender of the child!
"Don't worry, I'll get a scale to see how much this kid weighs!"
After saying this, the experienced midwife took out a small scale with a small brass plate that was only as big as a palm.
There is certainly no problem in using this small scale to weigh a newborn baby, but for a double-door refrigerator.
The problem is huge.
The shovel woman came to the ruins of He Daniu's kang with a small bronze plate, but when she measured it, she found that the small brass plate did not even take up 1/5 of the half door of the refrigerator.
"No, no, it's too small. Tell the village chief to get a bigger one!"
As the midwife was about to go out to report, she was grabbed by another midwife by the collar the next second.
"Don't leave yet, come over and help wrap this big fat baby in a swaddle!"
The midwife took out a small floral quilt specially used for wrapping babies, measured it on the refrigerator, and then sighed.
"No, this is too small!"
"Forget it, just wrap it in a mattress!"
"Wife Cuihua, Wife Ergou, stop eating melon seeds outside and come in to help!"
Because men were not allowed in the delivery room, those who came in were young and strong wives. With the concerted efforts of two wives and four midwives, they finally lifted the refrigerator!
"One, two, three, up!"
The four wheels of the refrigerator are off the ground!
Daniu's wife, who had just given birth to a child, sat up and wrapped the refrigerator with a mattress.
Even though she had just given birth, with the help of the Savior Organization, it was as easy and smooth as pooping, and she could walk right away.
“Alright, alright!”
The women shouted at the same time and put the refrigerator down.
The people outside took the opportunity to ask, "What was born?"
"Give birth to a big fat refrigerator."
"Give birth to a big fat refrigerator."
"Give birth to a big fat refrigerator +1"
The midwife smiled and replied, "It was a healthy, plump baby girl! Both mother and daughter are safe."
Only the kang is not very safe, but it doesn’t matter, there are no human rights on the kang.
"Ah? Why is it another girl?"
He Daniu looked shocked and frustrated, and slapped his thigh angrily: "Now we will have three daughters, and we really can't afford to raise them!"
Others also sighed. The reason why their village favored boys over girls was very simple. That was when farming, men could be used like animals and could contribute some labor.
But no one understood He Daniu's feelings at this moment, because the door of the delivery room was opened, and with the concerted efforts of six women, the refrigerator was lifted out.
"Look, this is the daughter your wife gave birth to for you!"
The moment the refrigerator appeared, everyone waiting at the door was shocked again!
Even the well-informed modern audiences in the live broadcast room said they were dazzled!
"We all understand the reason, but why is this newborn so big?"
"I am going to ask the Bodhisattva of Childbirth how to give birth to a refrigerator."
"Can you also ask me if I can have a high-end computer with a 5060 graphics card? I already have a refrigerator at home."
"You are more concerned about your brain than your box upstairs!"
In the eyes of the villagers guarding the door, the refrigerator did indeed turn into a baby, but after all, the size difference was too great, and they still felt something weird.
"Oh my god, did Daniu's wife eat a pig when she was pregnant? How could she give birth to such a big baby?"
"With this size, I'm afraid it must have eaten more than a cow."
"You are so blessed to have such a good physique. If you were born in my family, even if you were a girl, I would take good care of you."
At this time, the old village chief who received the notice came hurried over.
Someone just went to his house and said that Daniu's wife gave birth to a large baby and the scale was not working, so he came to borrow a scale from his house.
The village chief was very broad-minded. He slapped his thigh and said that was great. He quickly found a spring scale with a hook and followed. As he walked on the road, he thought that the scale the midwife brought could only weigh 10 kilograms at most. Now she hurriedly came to borrow his scale, so the child must have weighed more than 10 kilograms!
What a blessing!
"Where is the child? Let me see him quickly...Hahaha, He Daniu is so lucky!"
By the time the village chief arrived, the women who were holding the refrigerator could no longer hold on and had already put it on the ground.
The old village chief came over and looked around: "Why are you all standing here? Where are the children?"
Someone pointed forward and said, “The one in front of you is the child!”
Is that a child in front of you?
The old village chief then turned his gaze to the refrigerator, and then slowly moved his eyes upwards. The old village chief, who was less than 1.6 meters tall, looked particularly petite against the backdrop of the 1.9-meter-tall refrigerator.
Old Village Chief: ...
This is different from what he thought on the road!
He thought about the possibility that the baby might be very large.
But I never thought it would be so big!
He threw the spring scale in his hand away, turned around and told the villagers nearby to remind him.
"Please come to my house again and bring me the scale I used to weigh the pigs during the New Year."
Obviously, in the face of such a behemoth, the word "weigh" is no longer accurate.
It should be called "weighing".
Finally, they used the method of weighing pigs during the Chinese New Year and finally got the weight of the large newborn - 200 kilograms.
After arriving at this weight, all the villagers subconsciously exclaimed “Oh!” collectively.
"Mr. Duo? She weighs less than Mr. Duo?"
"Congratulations, Daniu's wife, you gave birth to a 200-pound baby girl!"
"And this girl is no ordinary girl. She was able to stand on her own feet right from birth! She will definitely not be something that can be easily forgotten in the future!"
"As the saying goes, a big sheep is beautiful. I, the village chief, would like to name the child Xiaomei. What do you think?"
Except for the child's father, all the villagers were very happy. After all, having such a peculiar baby meant that their village was wealthy and well-nourished.
Except the child's father.
He Daniu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"How much rice does this 200-jin girl need for a meal?"
"Her father, I, weigh only a little more than half as much as she does."
It would be fine if I didn’t have a son, but what should I do if I gave birth to a daughter who looks like she’s a big eater?
In the end, He Daniu chose the character "Mei" given by the village chief and named the child Meidi. Although he had three girls in a row, he still wanted a boy.
Then, while repairing the kang, they began to take great care to raise the new baby.
The first big difficulty they encountered was that their wife, who had just started her confinement after giving birth, was trying to breastfeed her little daughter.
But she searched on the refrigerator for a long time and couldn't find where the mouth was.
Although the characters in the play can regard the refrigerator as a human being, that is actually equivalent to the illusion of "confusion spell" plus illusion in magic, and does not mean that a refrigerator really needs to be fed.
"Dad, what should I do? I can't even feed my child milk. What if the child starves to death?"
Daniu's wife was a little anxious.
But He Daniu rolled his eyes.
"Why not just stop feeding him."
Looking at his wife who was stunned for a moment, He Daniu explained with some embarrassment.
"This child looks weird, ugly and heavy, and she's a girl... Why don't we put all our efforts into trying for a boy?"
What He Daniu said was completely heard in the subconscious live broadcast room.
"The smile I had on my face when I saw the refrigerator being fed just now disappeared..."
"Although this is how the show is played out, every time I watch it, I feel it is too cruel."
"You liar! The original Mei Di in the TV series was so fair and tender. Didn't you find an excuse to send her to the woodshed?"
"Modern society is still good. At least this kind of thing won't happen anymore."
A moment of embarrassment and sadness flashed across He Daniu's wife's face, but in the end, somehow, she agreed.
So, the refrigerator was pushed into the small firewood room that the He family had separated out.
refrigerator:……
Although the refrigerator still looks like an ordinary refrigerator, I finally breathed a sigh of relief subconsciously.
It obtains energy by charging itself and does not consume human food.
This is something that even the employees of the Salvation Organization cannot learn even if they read “How to Disguise as a Human Baby” 200 times in front of it!
But the good thing is that from the beginning to now, although the baby it disguises itself as may not look much like the original, the plot has indeed been developing in the original direction.
In the plot, the real human baby Meidi was also put into the woodshed and survived.
As for how a baby survives...
In this woodshed, a black shadow suddenly flashed through the small skylight near the ceiling.
Zhaodi, biting an army green kettle in her mouth, climbed in through the skylight on the ladder.
"Don't cry, sister. It's time to eat."
Even though she had seen this big sister when she was born, Zhaodi still felt very complicated when she saw the refrigerator again this time.
Her sister is really big!
I wonder if the little rice soup she brought can feed this big sister.
Zhaodi held onto the railing of the skylight and jumped to the ground very lightly. She poured the rice soup into the bottle cap, looked at the refrigerator, and then poured the bottle cap of rice soup into the gap between the double doors of the refrigerator.
While pouring it in, Zhaodi was still complaining softly.
"Our parents are too cruel."
"If I give away my little sister who I don't want, it's better than letting her starve to death."
"Just walk around and ask more questions. There will always be someone who wants to..."
The warm rice soup dripped through the gap in the refrigerator door and into the fresh-keeping layer inside the refrigerator.
The constant low temperature inside was slightly warmed up by half a degree.
This sister is quite nice.
The refrigerator thinks so.
…but cleaning the inside of the refrigerator afterwards is a bit troublesome.
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