Chapter 25-24° Does the little village girl need to be frozen? (3)
"Three Days Later"
He Daniu frowned, muttered "Amitabha" and pushed open the door of the woodshed with a timid expression on his face.
It's not that he is so loving, he's just timid.
The baby must have starved to death - the corpse shouldn't be very horrible, right?
He mustered up the courage to push the door open.
Then what I saw was a refrigerator standing by the window, trying to use the breeze from outside to dry the millet soup stains in the gap of the refrigerator door.
Each of them held a box and stared at each other in amazement.
But it is obvious that the refrigerator, which has successfully traveled through two worlds, has a stronger mental quality.
The refrigerator pretended nothing had happened, turned its four small wheels, stopped in front of the bed made of firewood, and then fell down.
Pretending to be lying in bed all the time.
He Daniu rubbed his eyes.
Rubbed his eyes again.
Just now he seemed to have seen his giant daughter, who was just three days old, standing up and taking a few steps...
At this moment, He Daniu's parenting views were shattered.
What happened to the promised “three flips, six sits, and eight crawls”?
How come his daughter could walk in just three days?
Could it be some kind of monster?
As soon as this idea came up, it could not be controlled in an instant, and a chill rushed from the heels to the top of the head of He Daniu's body!
“Help!!!!”
He turned and ran, not caring about anything else, even his straw sandals were thrown off his feet.
refrigerator:?
Hearing He Daniu's screams getting farther and farther away, the refrigerator that was lying on the bed made of firewood and trying hard to disguise as a baby couldn't hold on any longer, so he jumped off the bed, secretly poked half of his refrigerator's head out from the door, and looked outside.
Why is its cheap dad crying for help?
Why is this?
Didn't he just move two steps? Even if he saw through it, He Daniu's reaction should be to come over and expose him.
Why did he run away on his own?
Just when the refrigerator was extremely confused, it heard another scream.
It was Da Niu’s wife who was attracted by the scream that Da Niu just made.
Staring at the refrigerator that had walked out alive, she let out an even more shrill scream!
“Aaaaaaaaah!”
She also ran away, leaving a pair of straw sandals on the ground.
The camera slowly moved down and fixed on the two straw sandals, and the barrage of comments was filled with joy.
"What a promising child, he can survive three days of starvation and still walk."
"Isn't it just the refrigerator that can walk? What's the big deal? Before I go to bed, the refrigerator at home can move out of thin air. Is it rare?"
"The administrator suggested checking the IP address of the person above. I suspect he is from the Mushroom Province."
At this time, the two girls in the family also rushed over. Unlike their parents, their first reaction was joy on their faces.
"Dad let my sister out!"
The older Zhaodi looked a little hesitant when she saw her youngest sister actually stood up, but the younger Lai Di didn't think too much about it and happily rushed towards the refrigerator.
"Let's take our sister home!"
Zhaodi looked down at the straw sandals that her parents had lost, and her expression became very complicated in an instant.
"Uh...Okay."
Although she is old enough to sense that something is wrong with her sister, but... they are all family, so it shouldn't be a big deal, right?
With a hesitant expression on her face, she let her sister push the refrigerator into the main room.
It was not until 2 a.m. that He Daniu and his wife, who had been squatting in the woods, could no longer bear the bites of mosquitoes, so they returned home trembling with fear, with big lumps all over their bodies.
Everyone has heard the story of Nezha, but that doesn't mean everyone has the courage of Li Jing and his wife.
At first, Dianjian worked diligently and disguised the baby according to the instructions in the book, but he soon discovered that something was wrong with He Daniu and his wife.
The couple seemed to ignore it. Even if something was wrong occasionally, they would just stiffen for a moment, turn their heads and pretend to look around at the scenery.
It can be said that this is self-deception taken to the extreme.
This made the refrigerator bolder, and the baby's disguise more perfunctory.
To what extent is it perfunctory?
Just look at what Lai Di brags to her friends and you’ll know.
Lai Di, who was about five or six years old, did not go to school. Her daily routine was to dig earthworms in the mountains and feed the chickens. The children who went up the mountains to dig earthworms with her were also of the same age, so there was no generation gap when it came to bragging.
At this moment she was quarrelling with a little boy.
"My sister is so cute when she smiles!" The little boy named Dabao was the first to show off.
"My sister could walk three days after she was born!" Lai Di was not to be outdone.
"My sister has thick hair!" Dabao continued to retort.
"My sister is taller than the door frame!" Lai Di immediately added.
Dabao continued to answer... Dabao was speechless. He was stunned: "Impossible, your sister can't be this tall!"
Lai Di pinched her waist proudly and said: "If you don't believe me, let's both bring our sisters over to compare, and then you will know if what I said is true."
The boy nodded quickly.
Then the two children stopped digging for earthworms, threw the small shovel and bucket in their hands on the ground, and hurried home to hug their sister.
This was a simple matter for Lai Di. She rushed back home in a hurry. The refrigerator was still lying on the reinforced kang. Under the refrigerator was a diaper that had not been changed for two months and was still clean and tidy. A small pacifier was clamped on the refrigerator door, trying to disguise it as a baby.
The next moment, its pacifier was ruthlessly snatched away by its second sister.
...What kind of devil would steal a pacifier from a refrigerator that is less than a month old?
It makes the refrigerator go crazy!
"Little sister, don't sleep anymore and come with me!" Lai Di picked up the refrigerator, pushed it hurriedly, turned the four small wheels underneath, and ran up the mountain in a hurry.
While running up, this energetic second sister kept chattering.
"I'm telling you, little sister. I talked to Zhao Dabao today!"
"I said you were born on top of the kang, you could walk in three days, and you were taller than the door!"
After hearing these words, the refrigerator went silent.
Just this one sentence completely wiped out all its achievements in disguise as a baby over the past few days!
This is just a fart of pretending!
The refrigerator is a bit hot.
But there was no time to think about it, because Lai Di pushed the refrigerator up the hillside, and the road above was all dirt, which was a huge challenge for the four small wheels.
After all, its four small wheels are just for easy transportation, not for climbing. If it had known such a plot would happen, it would definitely have changed it for mountain tires!
But wait...are there any refrigerator mountain bike wheels for sale in the electrical appliance market?
Forget it, let’s talk about it later.
Because something even more outrageous happened.
The chassis (? ) of the refrigerator was too low, which hindered the movement forward, so Lai Di irritably pulled off the diaper of the refrigerator and threw it on top of the refrigerator.
Now the chassis is much higher, at least it won't be tripped by some small gravel.
but--
A refrigerator with a diaper on its head: …
This is the greatest insult a baby can ever receive!
Although it is clean, this is indeed a used diaper!
"Take off the used diaper and put it on the baby's head. Lai Di, you know how to take care of a child."
"I can't hold it anymore, but when I was a kid, I also picked up chicken poop from the ground and fed it to my younger brother."
"I thought I was already too much by secretly shaving my brother's head, but I didn't expect that I was still not as good as the people above."
"That's not too much. My brother loved eating chicken shit when he was a kid."
"The guy upstairs, please be a human being."
Although Lai Di is small, her arms are very strong. Without taking a breath, she pushed the refrigerator to the place where she had dug earthworms before.
But the boy named Dabao arrived earlier.
After all, compared with a refrigerator weighing about 200 pounds, the little sister in his schoolbag is a real baby.
That’s right, Dabao took off the backpack on his back, unzipped it, and took out a baby from it.
"Look, this is my sister."
"Laidi, you came so late, you must be lying, haha... huh?"
The boy's arrogant smile froze on his face when a dark shadow loomed over him.
His eyes slowly moved upwards and his mouth slowly opened.
As a character in the play, he saw a huge baby with a diaper on his head, blocking out the sky.
Dabao: “…”
The baby in Dabao's arms: "..."
Not only Dabao, but even the two-month-old baby girl in his arms received the biggest shock of their lives.
It was like a giant standing in front of you.
The shock did not dissipate until Zhao Dabao's family rushed over.
"You little bastard! You actually put your sister in your school bag!"
"If your teacher Yang hadn't found out on the road and told us, your sister would have been tortured for who knows how long!"
Zhao Dabao's father is a typical honest villager who believes that a good son is born under the stick. But of course, no matter whose child does such a thing, he will basically not escape a beating.
Next to Zhao's father stood a middle-aged man with a scholarly temperament. The man had a middle-parted hairstyle, wore glasses, and looked gentle and refined. He should be the "Teacher Yang" who gave the tip-off.
At this time, Teacher Yang was persuading Zhao's father.
"Mr. Zhao, please stop hitting the child with a feather duster. It's too hurtful."
Hearing his teacher say this, Zhao Dabao raised his head with expectation, stared at Teacher Yang with gratitude, and moved his lips as if to say "thank you".
However, the next moment, the teacher took out a willow branch from somewhere and handed it to Zhao's father.
"I suggest you use this instead. It won't leave scars, and it will still hurt just as much."
Father Zhao was stunned, and immediately took the willow branch, tried the feel of it, and then was overjoyed: "Thank you, Teacher Yang, this one is indeed more convenient."
Zhao Dabao raised his head again, staring at the teacher with tears in his eyes, and his lips moved again, as if to say:
m. "
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