Chapter 56-55° Does the Seven-Year Itch Need to Be Freezed? (2)
Lin Yu was selected into the basketball team and was sweating profusely on the court. In the audience seats next to him were all young girls who came to cheer for him. A double-door refrigerator inside was extremely conspicuous.
During the intermission, the refrigerator turned its small wheels and drove in front of the male protagonist, then with a click, the double doors opened!
It was filled with iced Kuo Luo.
"Thank you for coming to watch my game, Hai Xin." Lin Yu blushed and took a bottle of Coke, while his teammates all around him cheered in good faith.
"Wait, this little boy has grown up, and I realized that this is Lin Yu from "The Vanishing Wife"! "
"Shit, it's really him! I was paying attention to the refrigerator just now and didn't notice it at all."
"And these people just called Refrigerator Haixin!"
"But what's going on? Could it be that the actress who plays the female lead has a bad reputation? AI face replacement can't be replaced with a refrigerator!"
However, the subconscious live broadcast room did not stop broadcasting because of the audience's discussions, but continued to broadcast the subsequent life journey of the male and female protagonists step by step.
The two people who have been childhood sweethearts have finally confirmed their relationship. Every time the male protagonist Lin Yu finishes class in the Finance Department classroom, he will scan a shared bicycle, go to the teaching building of the Civil Engineering Department, pick up a refrigerator and take it back to the dormitory.
And finally, our young hero Lin Yu, who has finally grown up, is able to concentrate his energy into his dantian, pick up the refrigerator with both hands, and put it on the back seat of the bicycle!
On campus, the handsome Lin Yu, wearing a white plaid shirt, was riding a refrigerator in the spring breeze by the artificial lake. This acrobatic scene made the pedestrians riding bicycles nearby avoid him, as if making way for their beautiful youth.
"If Officer Tan saw this scene, he would definitely stop them!"
"It's a bicycle technology that will amaze the Indians!"
The camera switches to another scene and they graduate.
And the male protagonist Lin Yu finally chose to marry a refrigerator!
So Lin Yu brought the refrigerator to the Civil Affairs Bureau. In front of the red background, Lin Yu and the refrigerator sat side by side and smiled at the camera.
Snap!
The beautiful scene is frozen here!
"Wake up! You took wedding photos with a refrigerator!"
"Brother, if you've been kidnapped, just blink! This is even more outrageous than holding a rooster in marriage!" "I'll post this photo on Tieba, and it'll definitely be one of the top ten weird photos!"
However, their marriage certificate was rejected because the printer malfunctioned inexplicably when they were printing the certificate. The maintenance personnel checked and said that it was infected with a virus called No CP, so the marriage certificate could not be printed.
But it doesn’t matter, it doesn’t affect the sincere feelings between the two people in the original plot!
And right after that, Lin Yu also moved into the same house with the refrigerator.
Because they were both interns who had just graduated and were not wealthy, they rented a very simple house.
There are cement floors, mottled white walls, simple wooden furniture, and no range hood in the kitchen.
But for some reason, when Lin Yu saw his lover, Hai Xin, just standing in this simple house, the whole room instantly became bright and upscale.
This is what it means when a lover sees beauty in his woman, he thought.
"No, your wife is the most high-end appliance here."
"Do you understand the value of a large double-door refrigerator? With a full sense of technology, your house will instantly become a big villa!"
"This is a humble room, but the refrigerator is expensive."
"When your high-end refrigerator wife is placed here, it's like you installed a Rolls-Royce steering wheel on your rusty old bicycle from 1982..."
But Lin Yu, who has just entered society, has not yet been smoothed over by life. He believes in himself and believes that if he dares to work hard, the future will be better.
In this way, he worked hard every day and was diligent in his financial company. After get off work, he still rode his bicycle from the office building in the city center to the factory on the outskirts of the city to pick up Hai Xin after get off work.
Among the blue-collar workers, Dian Leng, wearing a special little blue hat, was staring at the electric bike being repaired.
Electric car: o_O?
What happened? Why was the repairman assigned to it... a refrigerator?
The electric car was very confused and a little overwhelmed.
And in the subconscious live broadcast room, there was a viewer who also broke down.
"Ahhh, Refrigerator-senpai! Why! !"
"Why did you go to repair electric bicycles after graduation!!!"
"Even if you applied for a job as a kitchen chef based on your talent, I would be able to comfort myself! But you secretly became a car mechanic!"
"We are from the same university and study the same major. I am panicking now. Very panicking!" The audience member who was overwhelmed yelled in the live broadcast room. Later, because of excessive emotion, he was stuck directly in the subconscious live broadcast room. He must have woken up from a dream.
The comments here were all comforting him, and even the love dopamine that had originally increased due to this plain and sincere love life had disappeared.
"Young man, you are still too young...it's not your fault that you chose the wrong major."
"Maybe the senior in your major is the guy who just delivered your takeaway."
"Life is unpredictable, and the big intestine is wrapped in the small intestine..."
Amidst the words of comfort, the male protagonist Lin Yu rode his bicycle back home. Under the management of the two of them, the simple table was covered with a fresh tablecloth, and small wild flowers picked were placed on the windowsill, which looked very beautiful.
The heroine Hai Xin, who is also our refrigerator, entered the kitchen very virtuously.
Lin Yu was also mopping the floor in the living room, and they cooperated very well.
This was supposed to be a scene of husband and wife following each other's lead, but it looked... very weird.
"But Lin Yu is the only human in this family."
"God knows, Lin Yu looks like he's insane, chatting with the air at home, as if he had created a non-existent wife..."
"After thinking about what the above person said, it's really scary!"
After a while, the refrigerator slid silently into the living room like an automatic sweeper, and then opened the refrigerator door, revealing the steaming food inside.
Of course, it is not clear whether the steam is hot or cold.
Lin Yu showed a gentle smile.
"As expected of you, the food you cook is still so distinctive and unique."
Okay, from what the male protagonist said, we can infer that it should be cool air.
The two of them lived like this, year after year...
Here the original plot used a shooting technique, focusing the camera on the small wild flower on the windowsill. The flower withered and then grew lush again, repeated twice, representing that two years had passed.
The camera turned and the place it appeared in was the obstetrics and gynecology hospital that appeared at the beginning of the play.
A double-door refrigerator stood quietly in the outpatient clinic, and sitting opposite it was an old Chinese doctor.
The male protagonist Lin Yu said with some concern: "Doctor, my wife and I have been married for two years and we don't have a child yet. Can you help me see what's going on?"
The old Chinese doctor nodded, then turned to look at the refrigerator with a puzzled expression, as if he was thinking about how to take the patient's pulse. The refrigerator then extended an icicle from the freezer, and the old Chinese doctor placed it on the icicle to take the patient's pulse.
Because the characters in the play are infected with the love brain virus, they can regard the refrigerator as the heroine, and naturally regard the sticking out icicle as a wrist.
As soon as the old Chinese doctor put his hand on it, his expression suddenly changed, revealing a grin, as if his hands were frozen.
"This, this, this... Uterine cold! Super uterine cold!"
There is another thing that even the old Chinese doctor didn’t dare to say: this female patient’s skin feels colder than a dead person!
It was so cold that he even had no pulse!
"Not only is my uterus cold, but the moisture is also extremely high. I just touched my wrist and my fingers were soaked with water!"
The old Chinese doctor shook his hands, and some water from the melted icicles remained on his fingers!
He had never seen anyone with such severe dampness!
Then, the old Chinese doctor asked the refrigerator some other questions, and the refrigerator responded with the mechanical sounds of its internal operation.
In particular, the old Chinese doctor asked about menstruation, and the refrigerator handed over some freezing liquid after thinking for a moment.
When the old Chinese doctor saw the freezing liquid, his glasses fell off.
After a moment, the old Chinese doctor wrote down the symptoms of the refrigerator with a very serious expression.
"Super palace cold!"
“The humidity inside is extremely serious!”
"My transparent period is leaking out!"
The old Chinese doctor put the cap on his pen, raised his eyes from above his glasses, and looked seriously at Lin Yu, who had a nervous face.
"These conditions are so rare, we need to hold a seminar to tell you exactly what they are!"
Lin Yu looked a little flustered, but he still agreed. He waited outside the hospital holding the refrigerator, looking very anxious.
But in the live broadcast room, there is another ocean of joy.
"The refrigerator has been officially diagnosed as having uterine cold!"
"The refrigerator has been officially diagnosed with heavy moisture, hahahahaha!"
"When I wake up, I will immediately put the red bean and barley tea I bought in the refrigerator! Family, am I doing it right?"
"I'm going to put a lot of hot packs on my fridge later!"
After anxiously waiting for half an hour, the old Chinese doctor came out of the diagnosis room. Not only him, but also several experts from the hospital followed him.
"Young man, your wife's condition is very complicated and rare. You know, we almost named this infertility disease after your wife!"
After finishing speaking, the old Chinese doctor paused for a moment and changed the subject.
"but!"
"But our old experts, who are well-informed, have actually seen such a disease in the literature and found the cause of this infertility disease."
"And the reason you can't get pregnant is called—"
The old Chinese doctor spoke a little bit longer here, and after raising everyone's expectations, he told the real reason.
“Reproductive isolation!”
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