Chapter 57-56° Does the Seven-Year Itch Need to Be Freezed? (3)
Just like putting a cow and a horse together, they cannot give birth to a cow or a horse.
Just like putting Teddy and Tank together will not produce a Titan.
It's just like Teddy and Vest together, they can't give birth to Tiga.
Naturally, humans and refrigerators together will not give birth to children. Otherwise, what would they give birth to? A big human with double doors?
The days passed again, the flowers on the windowsill continued to flourish and wither, and the couple continued to live such a dull life. At most, Lin Yu would make a cup of steaming red bean and barley tea every day, put it in the freezer, and sigh at the ice cube the next day.
And just like that, 7 years passed.
Lin Yu is no longer the small clerk he used to be. He has gained experience step by step and finally reached the highest position in the entire office building.
Because he had no prominent background, he invested purely with technology and used his meticulous mind to become the most indispensable person in the entire company.
He became busier and busier, sometimes working until late at night and then spending the night in the office with his bedding roll. Gradually, even putting a cup of hot tea in the refrigerator every day became less common.
As for refrigerators, with the development of technology, the number of electric vehicles they are responsible for repairing has gradually decreased, and even the production of electric vehicles is about to be discontinued.
So refrigerators were laid off.
This is a rare thing for refrigerators.
For the first time, a refrigerator was thrown away not because it could not refrigerate, but because there was no battery car to repair it.
So since I couldn’t repair the refrigerator in my electric bike, I went home.
According to the original plot, Hai Xin, who was laid off and returned home, became a housewife honestly, and as a result, she and the career elite Lin Yu had less and less common topics and they gradually drifted apart.
The refrigerator also plans to follow the original plot.
Seven years later, this small home run by the two of them is now well established. It is no longer the bare-walled home it once was. The entire room is decorated in the most popular fresh European style, with all kinds of smart furniture, even dishwashers, which were rare at the time.
But after returning to the family, the refrigerator has an important problem to deal with.
That is——
One family cannot have two boxes!
Except for the rich and large families, basically every family only needs one refrigerator.
Lin Yu's family was no exception. A few years ago, after he had just been promoted and received a raise, and a large bonus, he happily bought all the home appliances for his family.
Of course a refrigerator is included.
You know, when the refrigerator was sitting on the back seat of Lin Yu's car and returned home, and Lin Yu showed his newly bought refrigerator to him with a look of congratulation, the refrigerator felt very happy.
Although the refrigerator got the script for the female lead.
but!
Isn't this a kind of face-to-face NTR?
So after being fired by the tram repair shop, the first thing he did when he got home was to take his dismissal notice and throw it at the refrigerator at home!
One family cannot have two boxes!
Before, it had to work and there was nothing it could do.
And now it has become the housewife’s double-door refrigerator, choosing to officially take back its place!
So the 80% new refrigerator that Lin Yu bought was officially taken away by the appliance recycling master on a tricycle in the afternoon of that day, and the refrigerator's dismissal notice was still placed in the refrigerator's fresh-keeping layer.
And our heroine Hai Xin, our double-door refrigerator, stood where the previous refrigerator was, and after confirming that it was comfortable, she made a satisfied sound of the internal mechanical operation.
"Help! Even refrigerators are out of work now?"
"Just now when the two refrigerators were facing each other, I actually felt a hint of pressure!"
"These mean that competition between men is called male competition, competition between women is called female competition, and what is competition between refrigerators called?"
"It's called version elimination."
Lin Yu and his wife Hai Xin lived a dull life like this. To be more precise, only the days with the refrigerator were dull. Lin Yu became a complete workaholic, going home less and less, and even when he came back late at night, he reeked of alcohol.
Outside the subconscious live broadcast room, the Salvation Organization was also observing the situation in the plot, but they had developed some interest in Lin Yu.
"His current condition is completely opposite to the symptoms of someone infected with the love virus."
The team leader said with interest.
"People who are infected with the love virus are obsessed with couples, and all they think about is love and their partners, leaving them completely without any focus on study or work."
"Lin Yu, on the other hand, is obsessed with work, the intrigues and socializing in business wars. All his emotions are spent on these things, so naturally, the secretion of dopamine for love has faded a lot."
After that, the team leader added: "It's a real business war, not the kind of stealing boxes."
Everyone nodded and took note of the situation, and the employees from the technical department also spoke freely.
"In his case, maybe he has antibodies to the love virus in his body. Can you talk to the refrigerator and ask for a blood sample from Lin Yu?"
After discussing it, several people thought it was a good idea and then sent a message to the refrigerator.
At this moment, the refrigerator is still standing in the kitchen, satisfying my craving for a refrigerator.
That's right, as a refrigerator, it stands quietly in the kitchen, quietly cooling and quietly keeping the vegetables and food inside fresh. This feeling of doing its job conscientiously is really great.
But our refrigerator is different, it has other tasks, it needs to eliminate the love brain virus to save mankind, so it has to reluctantly give up its own responsibilities, play the role of the heroine, and imitate every move of humans.
After receiving the message, the refrigerator stood in the kitchen, using its own cooling chip to analyze the meaning word by word.
Want to get the male protagonist's blood?
Refrigerators do not have blood. They cannot produce blood, but they have frozen blood.
Common foods such as pig blood and duck blood must be refrigerated.
But how to get blood from Lin Yu?
Give him a knife?
The refrigerator was once observed and found that the raw duck and chicken placed in the freezer had blood-draining holes on their necks.
So if you want to draw blood, you should do this, right?
But if he did that, would Lin Yu die like the fresh chicken in the freezer?
So refrigerators are in a very difficult situation now, as their chips are only used for refrigeration and are totally incapable of handling such a complex problem!
So as it struggled, the refrigerator gradually forgot the time. Originally, at around 20:00 in the evening, it should have separated itself from its identity as a refrigerator and no longer stood in its original position, but moved like a human before Lin Yu got off work.
But he was so absorbed in this thought that it was already 10 p.m., and Lin Yu, who had just finished a social event and was drunk, staggered back home.
He finally took the key out of his pocket, and even inserted it into the keyhole, it took him a long time before he could open the door.
But for some reason, as soon as he entered the house, he felt a murderous aura coming towards him, which scared him.
How can I describe this feeling... It's a very pure murderous intent, not even with any malice. It's not like the person is displeased with you and wants to get rid of you as soon as possible. Instead, it's more like the murderous intent of someone who has caught a big fish, or bought a fat chicken, and wants to kill it and make soup.
Lin Yu stood at the door and calmed down for a moment, thinking that he was overthinking.
Maybe I drank too much and need to calm down...
Normally at this time, his increasingly boring wife Hai Xin would come out with a smile of a good wife and mother and ask about his well-being, but for some reason, she was very quiet today, perhaps she fell asleep early.
Lin Yu rubbed his groggy head, half-closed his eyes, and walked to the refrigerator as usual. He casually opened the door, took out a bottle of iced cola, opened the can, gulped down most of the bottle, and burped with satisfaction.
No matter what hangover soup you take, it’s not as refreshing as a bottle of cold Coke!
Yes.
Um.
Then he froze.
He threw the can in his hand into the trash can, then took a few steps back and walked to the refrigerator in front of him.
Then slowly open your mouth.
As if he couldn't believe what he saw.
After a moment, he cautiously and tentatively called out to the refrigerator in front of him.
"... Hai Xin?"
The sound of the refrigerator's internal operation paused for a second.
He immediately put himself into the role of a human being.
From Lin Yu's perspective, his gentle and virtuous wife responded softly with a gentle smile, still exactly the same as usual.
But!
Why!
Could he have just mistaken his wife for a refrigerator?
He even opened his wife's refrigerator door and took out a bottle of ice cola?
Lin Yu felt that there was something weird going on from the inside out.
Even now, when he looked at his wife's face, if he looked at her with a calm, rational and emotionless gaze, he would feel that she looked more and more like a refrigerator!
This, this, this...
What is going on?
Lin Yu was very panicked now, even so frightened that he almost sobered up, but as a shrewd business tycoon, he put down his clothes without changing his expression or heartbeat, and walked back to the room calmly.
"It's okay, I'm drunk and want to take a nap."
"Please don't disturb me."
Lin Yu decided to have a good sleep and then verify it after waking up to see whether his brain was corroded by alcohol or the world collapsed.
The refrigerator did not notice Lin Yu's abnormality, but just looked at his back and the back of his neck, and fell into long contemplation.
If the knife is to be cut, it should be at this position, right?
At the same time, Lin Yu once again felt the vague murderous intent. This time he was sober. He seemed to be escaping from something. After entering, he immediately locked the door and hid in the bed.
But he tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.
In desperation, he took out his mobile phone, opened the famous search engine, and began typing silently.
“Is it a symptom of schizophrenia to regard your wife as a refrigerator?”
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