Chapter 60-59° Does the Seven-Year Itch Need to Be Freezed? (6)



Chapter 60-59° Does the Seven-Year Itch Need to Be Freezed? (6)

Because on this day, the heroine Hai Xin, played by Dian Lengjian, will be kidnapped by bad guys.

The refrigerator that got the heroine's script, even if he knew the plot in advance, he could only follow the plot and wait to be caught.

Therefore, today's refrigerator especially cherishes the time it spends in the kitchen. After the male protagonist Lin Yu goes to work, he immediately turns the small wheels to the kitchen, randomly stuffs a bunch of things into the fresh-keeping layer, then quickly stands it up and quietly enjoys the time in the kitchen.

Little did they know that outside the window, the well-trained Agent No. 1 was lying on the top floor of the residential building opposite, using a telescope with infrared function to carefully observe the refrigerator's every move.

"Report, the target has been locked! I will report the situation every 5 minutes!"

"Target enters the kitchen!"

"The target stuffed a bunch of vegetables and fruits into his clothes."

"The target stands in the kitchen like a refrigerator!"

"The target stands in the kitchen like a refrigerator!"

"The target stands in the kitchen like a refrigerator!"

"The target is like an ice--"

Before he could finish his words, a voice from the intercom interrupted him.

"Hey, stop, stop, stop!"

Agent 2's impatient voice came from the intercom.

"Are you a parrot? Why are you writing so many words here instead of observing the target carefully?"

Agent No. 1 felt aggrieved after being scolded like this.

"But the target person is really just standing there in the kitchen... What is she doing?"

Agent No. 1 is a newcomer. The reason why he is called No. 1 is not because he is powerful, but because the previous No. 1 died, and he, the newbie, took his place.

So he looks particularly cute when on mission.

"She's standing still in the kitchen. What is she doing? Senior No. 2, you're also a woman. Can you analyze it?"

At this time, Agent No. 2 put on a professional dress and stood outside Lin Yu's small house, preparing to knock on the door. When she heard that Agent No. 1 was still talking to her, she frowned impatiently.

"Maybe you're wondering what to cook? Don't ask me, it's annoying!"

"When I meet the target later, don't talk to me. If your identity is exposed, I will tear up your internship certificate!"

Agent No. 1 immediately covered his mouth, too frightened to make a sound.

Hearing the silence on the intercom, Agent 2 nodded in satisfaction and knocked on the door.

Boom boom boom.

"Hello, we are housekeeping service!"

Agent No. 2's voice suddenly became sweet, and he entered the role in a second, with a professional smile on his face.

"I am a field employee of the 'Pingdilian Housekeeping Company'. I am here to provide you with a trial service. Please open the door."

As he spoke, Agent 2 gently pressed his ear, where there was a miniature intercom hidden, which was specifically used to communicate with the organization.

That’s right, both Agent 1 and Agent 2 are from a dark web organization called “Pingdi Lotus”.

At first glance, the name of the website "Pingdilian" sounds a bit like a dating website, but in fact, it is related to many murders nowadays!

The purpose of its existence is to test whether the love between couples and husband and wife is loyal. Couples who pass the test can obtain millions of assets, while those who fail... will pay the price with their lives.

Sadly, in the two years since this dark web organization was founded, not a single one has passed the test.

At first, the couples who accidentally found this website were here for money, but later, this website was used by many people with ulterior motives and became a tool to murder others.

The person who keeps in touch with Agent 2 at all times is Professor Q, a senior executive at the headquarters. Professor Q is not a bad guy. On the contrary, he is a very famous plastic surgeon in the industry.

At this moment, Professor Q was wearing a white coat and standing in front of the operating table with a calm expression. Lying on the operating table was Gu Shuangshuang who had taken a leave.

You have to know that the reason she asked Lin Yu for leave was to sterilize the cat at home, and the male protagonist would never have thought that it was actually her who was lying on the operating table.

Professor Q was waiting boredly for information from Agent 2, while chatting with Gu Shuangshuang.

"You, my little girl, have good bones. Even without makeup, you are still an 80% beauty. Is it worth it to make your face look like someone else's?"

Gu Shuangshuang, lying on the operating table, bit her lower lip and said fiercely, "It's worth it. I'm willing to do this!"

"It's worth it to be able to get Lin Yu's love!"

“Even if I have to bear someone else’s face for the rest of my life”

A hint of disapproval flashed across Professor Q's face, but in the end he didn't say anything more to persuade her. Then Weiwei sighed.

"I finally understand why the boss made an exception and accepted your commission for free."

"You have the exact same personality as our boss, just as stubborn!"

After saying this, the barrage of comments in the subconscious live broadcast room began to appear.

"Sisters, love to this extent will lead to irreparable destruction!"

"Even someone like me who is in the advanced stage of love-brain disease finds this level of madness absurd."

"It's fine to just mindlessly enjoy the sweets when it comes to supporting a couple, but for those who get involved in this, all I can say is, 'Damn it.'"

The operating room fell silent. Neither Professor Q nor Gu Shuangshuang spoke again. At this moment, they were both waiting for Agent 2 to kidnap Hai Xin and obtain her body data to make a plastic surgery sample.

Lin Yu’s house.

The refrigerator in the kitchen heard a knock on the door, looked back at its position in the kitchen with some reluctance, and finally turned its little wheels, walked to the door and opened it.

Although our refrigerator revealed its original form in the eyes of the male protagonist Lin Yu, this is an extreme case. In the eyes of others, it still looks like the female protagonist Hai Xin.

Agent 2 looked the refrigerator up and down inconspicuously, then frowned slightly.

A housewife, a good wife and mother, with a gentle appearance but not bright beauty, and an appearance of being dependent on a man.

According to her past experience, such a woman is not attractive to men at all. She is just an invisible nanny at home. In the trial of love, she is definitely the type who will be abandoned at the first stage.

I really don't understand why their clients want to look like this kind of woman?

A husband with such a boring wife can be won over with just a little trickery!

Although he complained in his heart, Agent 2 did not show it on his face and still had that perfect professional smile on his face.

"I'm a salesperson from the Twin Lotus Housekeeping Company. The property management here recommended me to you for a trial. I can cook food from eight countries, give essential oil massages, and professionally clean refrigerators and range hoods..."

In order to gain the target's trust, Agent 2 kept boasting about her professionalism, and she found that when she mentioned "professional refrigerator cleaning", the target's micro-expression obviously moved.

So she immediately said, "How about I show you my refrigerator cleaning technique?" After saying that, No. 2 found that the target person was more obviously interested, but still rejected her.

And told her in a tone of extreme regret that there was no refrigerator at home.

Agent 2: …

Without a refrigerator, what can you do?

But it didn't matter. She sat leisurely on the big sofa in the living room, and the refrigerator, as the host, turned its wheels very naturally to the coffee machine, ready to serve drinks to the guests.

At this moment, the refrigerator is facing away from Agent 2!

Good timing!

Agent No. 2 jumped up from the sofa at lightning speed, took out the handkerchief stained with marijuana from the pocket of her professional skirt, hugged the refrigerator from behind, and covered the gap in the refrigerator door with the marijuana handkerchief!

Refrigerator:!!!

As a battle-hardened agent, she knew that once the potion was inhaled into the lungs, even an elephant would be knocked out within a few seconds of counting to three!

three!

two!

one!

The atmosphere was eerily quiet.

Agent No. 2 hugged the refrigerator's thick waist and fell into dead silence and awkwardness.

"When the agent covered the crack of the refrigerator with a handkerchief, I couldn't hold it anymore."

"How did she find the mouth and nose on a refrigerator? Is she so sure she found the right one?"

"I declare that this famous scene must have a place in the annual list of stupid thieves!"

Agent 2: …

When Agent No. 2 found out that his handkerchief was useless, the cold sweat on his back immediately soaked his shirt!

How is this possible?

You know, she has never failed in the past two years!

Could it be that the substance in the handkerchief has expired?

Agent No. 2, who didn't believe in evil, subconsciously made a move, and this move became a huge stain in her career!

She subconsciously moved the handkerchief away from the crack of the refrigerator.

Then he put it under his nose and smelled it!

Very soon! Right now!

Agent 2 instantly stiffened, his eyes rolled back, and he fell straight down.

At this moment, there was only one thought in her mind.

Her □□, no problem...

Boom!

The loud noise was the sound of Agent 2 hitting the floor.

After twitching for a while, it became completely motionless.

refrigerator:……

Even though it has participated in so many subconscious live broadcasts, it still gets at a loss every time it encounters such outrageous situations that are beyond the script.

How could this happen? !

You know, in the original plot, Hai Xin was knocked unconscious all of a sudden!

And the refrigerator is also preparing to lie down and pretend to be faint like humans!

It's just that the gap in the refrigerator door was covered too suddenly, and it wasn't prepared yet, so it fainted a little later.

But in the end it didn't have time to pretend to faint.

Why did the bad guy who came to kidnap it faint? !

What should I do? ! Who will kidnap it next?

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