Chapter 61-60° Does the Seven-Year Itch Need to Be Freezed? (7)
The refrigerator stood in the living room, staring at the ground.
Agent 2 lies on the floor in a twisted position.
These two guys have been maintaining their current posture for a long time. In order to prove that the picture is not static, the barrage of comments keeps refreshing the screen.
"Why do I remember that in the original plot, Hai Xin was kidnapped successfully...?"
"That's right, and because the kidnapping was so quick and successful, the kidnapper didn't even get a few shots."
"But now, she has been included in the close-up of her face..."
That's right, the camera now focused directly on Agent 2's face, the entire screen distorted according to her expression, her eyes rolling back in her slightly opened eye sockets, and her saliva streaming down.
It doesn't look very peaceful.
The refrigerator was a little anxious. Although as a refrigerator, it often freezes the whole bodies of chickens, ducks, fish and meat, but! The current condition of the human in front of it obviously does not meet its refrigeration standards.
What should I do? How can I save her?
The refrigerator was thinking hard.
It suddenly remembered that it had pretended to be unconscious before. That was in the second copy, the mermaid copy, when Xiao Ye went to rescue it when it fell into the water and fainted.
And Xiao Ye's action to save people seemed to be to press the chest first, and then try hard to close the refrigerator door!
The refrigerator remembered very clearly that when Xiao Ye was rescuing it, one of his actions was to press down the refrigerator door!
It does not think this is an accident, and believes that if it wants to save humanity, this step must be taken!
So the refrigerator suddenly got excited, turning its little wheels, circling around Agent 2, preparing to press on her chest and then push off her refrigerator door!
But the problem is——
This human refrigerator door...where exactly is it located?
Damn it, never mind!
The refrigerator is ready to work miracles!
It moved to Agent 2's side, aimed at her stomach, and then fell straight down!
Refrigerator top!!
…
"Why hasn't number two sent a message yet?"
Professor Q sat there bored, glancing at the time on his mobile phone screen from time to time, and becoming more and more irritated.
Then he glanced at Gu Shuangshuang lying on the bed and raised his chin towards her.
"Girl, the mission over there may not be going well. You may not be able to do it today."
Hearing Professor Q say this, Gu Shuangshuang immediately became anxious. She sat up from the operating table and said, "That won't do. It has to be done today. I haven't eaten for a whole day for the surgery! And I can't take another day off."
"My reason for taking leave is to sterilize my pet! It's impossible for it to grow back and I have to do it again! So I only took one day off."
Professor Q continued to sit on the chair, his tone somewhat perfunctory: "Young people should have a big picture view. After your plastic surgery is successful, you will replace another person's life, so naturally you don't have to go to work."
Gu Shuangshuang was stunned and thought to herself that it was true. As expected, she had been thinking like a poor person working for a job.
"Then can you contact her, can you urge her to hurry up?"
Dr. Q immediately showed a disapproving expression: "How can that be possible? If we call now, won't our identities be exposed?"
"Imagine this: Agent 2 is lying in a trench, slowly approaching to assassinate the enemy under enemy fire. At this moment, you call her and her cell phone rings, indicating that the assassination has failed..."
Gu Shuangshuang's expression twitched.
"Brother Lin's house can't be called a trench... it's where I'm going to live with him for the rest of my life, it's so cozy!"
Just as the two were arguing, the cell phone in Professor Q's pocket suddenly vibrated. He took it out and saw that it was indeed a call from Agent 2.
"Hello, is this the professor?"
Agent 2's hushed voice came from the other end of the line.
"There's a small problem with my mission... You can continue to complete it, but you'll have to wait a moment."
Agent 2's voice sounded weak, and he looked seriously injured.
The sound was a little unusual. Professor Q immediately noticed something was wrong and asked her what was wrong with a frown.
Agent 2 hesitated.
"I'm fine... uh, I just fell down and hit my stomach, so I vomited all the food. Then I hit my head, so I feel a little dizzy and nauseous..."
These symptoms don't sound like those caused by a fall?
Professor Q was a little confused. Although he was a plastic surgeon, he also dabbled in other areas and quickly pointed out the problem.
"You said you felt a little dizzy and nauseous after hitting your head... Oops, could it be that your cerebellum or brain stem was damaged? Where did you hit it? Was it the back of your head?"
At this moment, Agent No. 2, who was "successfully rescued", was sitting in the corner of the sofa, wiping the blood from the internal injuries on his mouth, with a somewhat dull expression.
"Yes, I hit the back of my head."
Although she felt that the most serious injury was somewhere else on her body, she decided to listen to the doctor for now.
"It's broken. Just do the mission first. When you come back, make sure to see a doctor!"
After saying a few more perfunctory words, Agent No. 2 hung up the phone, then stared at the back of the refrigerator in the kitchen, which was happy because of the successful rescue. He couldn't help but gritted his teeth.
hateful!
It must be because she underestimated her enemy!
She must succeed this time!
Thinking of this, she jumped up from the sofa again, and then suddenly took out an electric baton from behind!
Then he ran out!
Sneak attack!
At this moment, the refrigerator was standing next to the sink, turning on the faucet to rinse the fruit, and suddenly heard a strange noise!
Crackling!!!
It was just wondering where the sound came from when it suddenly received a warning sound from the internal machinery.
"Ding ding, your battery is fully charged, please unplug the power supply immediately."
refrigerator:?
It was just charged the day before yesterday, and now only two days have passed, and the battery is only at 99%. How come it was suddenly charged out of nowhere?
How did its 1% battery suddenly become fully charged?
Just when the refrigerator thought it had encountered the legendary supernatural event, a burnt smell suddenly came over.
The refrigerator turned around and saw Agent 2, who was covered in burnt hair and had an afro on his head. He opened his mouth and exhaled a puff of black smoke, then slowly collapsed to the ground...
refrigerator:……
The comments in the subconscious live broadcast room: ...
How come this human fell down again!?
Wait, something's wrong!
At this time, Dianlian noticed the electric baton in Agent 2's hand, and then he suddenly realized what was going on.
Damn it, it missed another chance to be kidnapped!
That means I missed another opportunity to follow the plot!
The refrigerator was very upset.
To be honest, there is absolutely no problem with Agent 2 using the electric baton. It is an extremely efficient and lethal method.
But...the thing she used the electric baton to shock was a refrigerator.
This is a big problem.
You have to know that in the previous scripts, the refrigerator had done a cool operation by placing an antenna on the roof to attract lightning and charge itself. It was not afraid of being struck by lightning, so how could it be afraid of the little bit of power in the electric baton?
But Agent 2 was in trouble.
Look at her now... even the most authentic steak chef in a western restaurant would give her a thumbs up and praise her for being crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
Fortunately, the electric shock caused the communicator in her ear to break, which directly triggered the alarm at headquarters.
After the headquarters found that they could not contact Agent 2, they immediately contacted Agent 1 who was waiting in the building next door.
Interrupted his slacking off.
"Ah? What happened?"
Agent No. 1 had just finished playing a game on the rooftop without observing the target person's situation at all. Now he was panicked after hearing the accountability from headquarters.
"Boss, please wait. I will report what I have observed to you right away!"
Agent 1 raised the binoculars again and looked toward the window.
"The target person... the target person is now standing next to the kitchen sink!"
"There was a burnt roasted whole lamb on the ground next to the target person. Other than that, there was no sign of Agent 2!"
Agent 1 was convinced that there was a roasted whole lamb next to the refrigerator, until he saw the roasted whole lamb twitching slightly...
Agent 1: …
The filter I had for my seniors immediately shattered!
At this time, Agent No. 1 also received an order from the headquarters. The headquarters temporarily gave him a task, which was to complete the previous task of No. 2 and bring back the seriously injured No. 2!
It has to be said that for Agent 1, this is not only his mission debut, but also a difficult task!
Agent 1 took a deep breath, immediately put away all his equipment, changed into a butler uniform for disguise, went to the hardware store downstairs to buy some new equipment, and then knocked on the door again.
"Hello... hello!"
"I'm also from the Twin Lotus Housekeeping Service Company!"
The knock at the door interrupted the refrigerator's thoughts. It bypassed the twitching body of Agent 2 on the ground, turned its small wheels and came to the door. Looking through the peephole, it saw a young man with a young and nervous face standing at the door.
This young man looks much stronger than the woman just now.
It seems that he won't faint easily.
Agent One smiled shyly, his eyes showing the clarity and stupidity that only college students have. "I'm good at massage services. Ma'am, please lie on the sofa and I'll give you a massage."
The refrigerator agreed.
After the plot was completely disrupted, as a refrigerator, it didn't know what to do next, so it could only go with the flow.
So it turned its little wheels and plopped down right in front of the big sofa, making it easier for the secret agent to give it a massage.
"Okay, great, please relax!"
Agent No. 1 also walked over. It is worth mentioning that when he passed by Agent No. 2, who was lying on the ground with a charred body, stretched out his hand and tried to grab his ankle, but was ruthlessly dodged by Agent No. 1!
Now is not the time to rescue people!
With a professional smile on his face, Agent 1 walked towards the refrigerator on the sofa, his other hand tightly grasping the measuring tape in his pocket.
"Relax, don't move... Please cooperate with our operations."
Agent 1 took a tape measure and tried to measure the head, but the refrigerator was too tall and thick. In desperation, he comforted the refrigerator while slowly riding on it.
Now we can finally reach the head!
However, just as Agent 1 pulled out the measuring tape and prepared to measure——
Lin Yu, who was carrying a briefcase and got off work on time for the first time, opened the door with his key...
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