Chapter 63-62° Does the Seven-Year Itch Need to Be Freezed? (9)
A terrifying question that makes you think carefully.
He was taking medicine when he realized the problem.
When Lin Yu swallowed the pill, he suddenly remembered that this medicine was to treat his disease where he regarded his wife as a refrigerator.
And I just now.
I seem to have seen a repairman riding on his refrigerator...
Lin Yu couldn't sit still anymore!
He stood up suddenly, quickly opened the bedroom door, and rushed directly into the living room!
In the living room, the young man who claimed to be an employee of a housekeeping company had disappeared without a trace.
Lin Yu thought about it, rushed to the window again, and pulled open the curtains!
Just then, I saw Agent 1 pulling the tightly bound refrigerator and pushing it onto the van...
Lin Yu: !!!!!!
The man who just came to his house kidnapped his refrigerator! !
No, he kidnapped his wife!
Lin Yu has indeed lost the emotion of love now, but this does not mean that he can remain indifferent if someone kidnaps his wife!
He didn't even have time to change his clothes and shoes, so he just rushed downstairs in his pajamas and cotton slippers!
But just as he was running out, suddenly, Agent No. 2, who was forgotten on the ground, twitched his arm and tripped over Lin Yu's ankle!
If he had been wearing leather shoes before, Lin Yu might have just stumbled, but he was now wearing slippers, and they were cotton slippers, which were the most inconvenient to move in!
So the next moment, the shoe flew away.
people,
Fell too!
The back of Lin Yu’s head hit the ground, and then his eyes rolled back and he fainted.
…
On the other side, Agent 1 kidnapped the refrigerator and put it into the van.
It is worth mentioning that Agent No. 1 initially threatened the refrigerator with a thick hemp rope, saying things like "I'll kill you if you move!" and "Don't make any sound or shout for help."
I encountered a difficult problem.
Because he searched for a long time but couldn't find the refrigerator's armrest.
When it comes to kidnapping, “kidnapping” is the key.
In order to tie it tightly, most of the time, the rope is passed under the armpits.
Agent No. 1 searched for this important part for a long time but couldn't find it.
The driver of the van in front squatted on the side of the road and smoked a cigarette silently. Suddenly he said, "Let me try to tie it up?"
Seeing the eagerness in his eyes, Agent One hesitated for a moment and handed the rope to him.
Then, a very sexy refrigerator that was tied up appeared!
"Hey, big brother, that's great! That's what we call putting what you learn into practice!"
"Don't say that, don't say that! My face immediately turned red."
"This technique is quite unique. The driver should have a lot of good stuff in his hard drive, right?"
But that's not the end. The two of them took the handkerchief and studied it for a long time, but they couldn't figure out where to put the handkerchief that was blocking their mouth...
The main reason is that I really can't find where the mouth is.
In the end, there was no other choice, so the two of them stuffed the handkerchief into the gap between the refrigerator and, with the handkerchief stuck in the gap, they shoved the refrigerator into the car and drove away.
"The refrigerator door is not closed, which consumes a lot of electricity!"
"And the melted ice water will drip out, making your car full of water..."
"If your mother sees you not closing the refrigerator door, she will definitely beat you up, believe it or not?"
The audience in the subconscious live broadcast room complained one after another, but the driver who was driving and Agent No. 1 sitting in the passenger seat did not notice anything. Instead, they drove with a relaxed look on their faces.
Suddenly, the driver spoke.
"Brother No. 1, do you feel something is wrong?"
Agent No. 1 held a grass root in his mouth. After speaking, he spit it out and asked in surprise, "What's wrong?"
"Do you feel like we've overlooked something?"
What was overlooked?
Agent 1 frowned, trying to process all the details of this mission.
Suddenly he slapped his thigh!
"Shit! You're right!"
Seeing his excited expression and voice, netizens in the subconscious live broadcast room flooded the screen with comments.
"You finally realized there was someone missing from the car, didn't you?"
"Agent 2 is still smoking in someone's kitchen."
"Have you forgotten your dear senior? ! Ah! !"
Agent 1 slapped his thigh. "I really have a bad memory!"
He had a very regretful expression.
"I left my new measuring tape at someone's house!"
"It's so expensive, 20 yuan!"
The driver also had a look of regret on his face, but he had no intention of going back to look for it. The small van carrying the refrigerator just kept driving farther and farther away until it left the city...
"You are worthy of being called a boy."
"I bet you a dollar he didn't do it on purpose!"
"I now finally believe that he is a novice."
…
What happened next was slightly different from the original plot.
That is, the van did not deliver the refrigerator to the cell, but instead took it to Dr. Q's laboratory.
Just now, Dr. Q asked in the headset to send the refrigerator directly over so that he could measure the data himself!
That's right, he would rather believe that Agent No. 1 was an illiterate who couldn't even read a ruler than believe that a person's face could grow to 1.5 meters.
This kind of thing is something that speaks louder than words, he must measure it himself!
So before the gray van arrived, Dr. Q was already waiting at the door with a ruler in his hand.
After the car arrived, he was the first to rush forward with a ruler in his hand and directly opened the car door. Before the refrigerator could react, he directly pulled out the ruler and hit the refrigerator door!
After measuring carefully for half an hour, Dr. Q threw the ruler in his hand away, turned around and started crying.
The people around were stunned.
"It's just a face measurement, why are you crying so sadly, Doctor?"
“Maybe I was moved by this great face.”
After wiping the tears from his face, Dr. Q returned to the operating preparation room, sobbing, and found Gu Shuangshuang, who was still lying on the hospital bed, to perform surgery on her.
Gu Shuangshuang, who had always wanted to have surgery, became a little nervous at this moment when she saw the doctor's obviously abnormal mood.
"Uh, you...you've been dragging your feet before, haven't you? Why did you agree to perform the surgery on me so readily?"
Dr. Q rolled his eyes at her.
"Do you understand the value of this face? This face simply goes against common sense!"
The Doctor took a pencil and sketched out a plan.
"Look at this nose! That woman named Hai Xin has no nose at all! So I need to flatten your nose completely!"
"You don't even have apple cheeks, I'll cut them off for you!"
"And this woman's facial angles are very special. There are two 90° right angles on her head. I need to carve out a similar one for you!"
"And comprehensive wrinkle removal! Not to mention nasolabial folds, crow's feet, and acne lines... I've even ironed your double eyelids!"
"So I'm going to give you a face lift to see if I can stretch your entire face to 1.5 meters long..."
Gu Shuangshuang: ...
Gu Shuangshuang: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
Her expression changed from anticipation at the beginning to horror!
Extremely terrified!
She basically jumped up from the bed, not even bothering to put on her shoes, and ran out.
"I can't fix this!"
"I wonder who dares to touch my double eyelids!"
And Dr. Q's old cold legs seemed to have healed completely without any medicine at this moment. His two legs moved so fast that he actually caught up with the young Gu Shuangshuang!
"Come back here!"
"You lie on my hospital bed, and now you say you don't want to have the surgery?"
The two people's voices became increasingly vague as they ran farther and farther away, leaving Agent 1 and the driver staring at them in amazement.
"How can this old man run so fast? Didn't he have to use a wheelchair to run a little further before?"
"Maybe his heavyweight paper is chasing him."
In the end, Gu Shuangshuang was taken back to the operating room. The main reason was that although Hai Xin looked normal, her extremely extraordinary face gave her a sense of confidence.
What if Lin Yu just likes this look, and likes the 1.5-meter-long face, instead of just liking Hai Xin as a person?
If he only likes this kind of looks, then if Gu Shuangshuang had plastic surgery, would Lin Yu also like her?
However, this idea was just a thought. Gu Shuangshuang still underwent the operation under half-force and half-voluntary circumstances.
There was once a saying that goes, society will change all kinds of people.
But I didn't expect that society would turn all kinds of people into refrigerator people.
Gu Shuangshuang, who had completed the plastic surgery... I have to say, at first glance, she looks a bit like a refrigerator.
However, at Gu Shuangshuang's strong request and a condition that the human body could not achieve, she only resembled a refrigerator. Many details unique to refrigerators, such as the overall height, weight, and the exact same three dimensions, are extremely difficult in the plastic surgery industry.
So Dr. Q has done his best to make Gu Shuangshuang look like this now, but with such a face, she still attracted everyone's attention when she appeared on the street!
In this TV series, the plastic surgery industry is extremely developed. Gu Shuangshuang had the surgery at night and then applied ice packs for two hours, and she completely recovered.
So on the next morning, she prepared to go find Lin Yu with her long face.
But it was all in vain.
Because at this moment, our male protagonist Lin Yu is still lying in the hospital ward.
When the neighbor's aunt heard that something was wrong here, she was about to come out to check it out. She happened to see Lin Yu fainted on the ground, so she quickly sent him to the hospital.
When he woke up, this enthusiastic old lady was still staying by his bedside.
Seeing Lin Yu wake up, the aunt hurriedly asked about his well-being.
"Did you pass out from exhaustion, kid?"
"You must take care of yourself. During the time you were unconscious, your big dog was electrocuted and burned. It is now being taken to the pet hospital."
A big dog at home?
When did you get a dog at home?
Lin Yu was confused for a moment, but there was no time to think about it. He directly pulled out the infusion tube on the back of his hand, lifted the quilt, and ran outside.
The neighbor lady got anxious: "Hey, Xiaolin, where are you going?"
Lin Yu ran forward without looking back, leaving only one sentence behind.
"I'm going to the police station!"
"Someone has kidnapped my refrigerator!"
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