Chapter 64-63° Does the Seven-Year Itch Need to Be Freezed? (10)
Lin Yu had a messy hair, wore a striped hospital gown, and cotton slippers. He sat at the reception desk of the police station with an uneasy look on his face.
"Two agents, I've come across a big case. I'm telling you, don't be afraid!"
The two detectives sitting in the police station - Detective Liu and Detective Li - looked at each other and saw a solemn look in each other's eyes.
"Mr. Lin, don't worry, we are professionals and we are not afraid."
Agent Liu comforted him in this way, and Agent Li directly pulled Lin Yu's hand to express his support and encouragement.
Lin Yu took a deep breath.
"My wife was kidnapped. I saw with my own eyes from upstairs that she was tied up and pushed into a van."
If this is true, it is indeed a big case!
The two agents immediately took out their notebooks.
"Mr. Lin, please tell me the details!"
"Okay, okay."
Lin Yu nodded.
"It's like this. Last night when I got home from get off work, I saw a strange man who claimed to be an employee of a housekeeping company..."
"Ride on my wife."
Agent Liu stabbed his pen hard and pierced the notebook.
"What...what did you say?" Agent Liu asked with a hint of disbelief.
Lin Yu immediately repeated it patiently.
"I saw a man riding my wife."
After he said this, he noticed that the two agents sitting opposite him had strange expressions.
Agent Liu made a tactical backward move, and then, like a scholar, he covered his mouth with his right fist, as if he was frantically trying to hide something.
Agent Li was like a deflated balloon; his face twitched from time to time and air leaked out of his mouth with a "puff puff" sound.
Lin Yu ignored the strange behavior of the two people and continued to describe the scene at that time.
"I saw this scene and didn't think much about it. I just said hello to the man and went back to the bedroom."
After he said this, the "puff puff" sound of air leakage became louder, and even Agent Liu started to make the sound of air leakage.
Lin Yu couldn't help but pay attention now. He frowned and asked, "What happened to you two?"
Agent Liu blushed and waved his hands: "It's okay, it's okay... We just burped a little bit."
"Ahem, you just said hello and went back to the house? Didn't you stop this?"
He asked the question he wanted to ask most.
After all, when faced with such a thing, even the most cowardly man will be furious, because no one wants to be a cuckold.
Lin Yu scratched his head in embarrassment.
"It's quite a coincidence. I don't know what happened, but lately I've been thinking of my wife as a refrigerator."
After saying the word "refrigerator", the two agents on the opposite side immediately spit out saliva.
"What? What do you think of your wife?"
"This... uh haha, uh this..."
Lin Yu stood up from his seat in anger and slammed the table.
"Why do you keep laughing? I've had enough of you!"
The two agents had red faces and tried hard to hide their smiles while trying to calm down.
"No, no, you misunderstood us."
"We are all professionals and we don't usually laugh."
"Unless I can't help it."
"puff."
Agent Li took out a piece of scratch paper to cover up the situation and began to write and draw on it: "In your eyes, the scene at that time was probably... a man riding on a, uh, refrigerator, right?"
Lin Yu nodded quickly, and in just one minute, the sketch was completed.
Our male protagonist Lin Yu took the painting, took a look at it, and then became furious.
"Look at what you're painting. Is this a painting of a person?"
"Your painting is clearly of Wu Song fighting a tiger!"
The camera fell on the painting, and sure enough, Agent Li sketched with just a few strokes a scene of a sturdy and imposing man riding on a tiger and reaching out to hit the tiger.
"Uh, sorry, I just got the hang of it... I'll just change this tiger into a refrigerator."
With two or three more strokes, Agent Li turned the tiger into a refrigerator.
Only then did Lin Yu nodded with satisfaction.
"That's right, but that guy isn't that handsome, and my wife has a double-door."
When he said the words "double door", the two agents couldn't hold back anymore and made puffing sounds from their mouths.
"Why are you two still laughing? I've had enough of you!"
Lin Yu slammed the table again and said, "Sir, you misunderstood. We just... uh, remembered something happy."
"Yes, I am happy because I will have 8 days off soon... And how was your wife kidnapped into the van?"
Agent Liu tried hard to hold back his laughter and tried to change the subject.
Lin Yu glared at the two of them unhappily, but continued to describe what he saw: "When I realized something was wrong, I opened the curtains and saw that the man had tied up my refrigerator... uh, I mean my wife, and stuffed her into the car."
"Unfortunately, I only thought about going downstairs to chase the car, but I didn't think about looking at the license plate number."
Just when Lin Yu himself slipped up and referred to his wife as a refrigerator, the two detectives who had finally stopped laughing changed their expressions again, and they pinched their thighs hard before they managed to hold their laughter back.
Agent Li spoke weakly at this time.
"Is there a possibility that the man actually stole your real refrigerator?"
"But you treat this refrigerator as your wife?"
Hearing Agent Li's question, Lin Yu shook his head decisively.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
He gave a look that showed he knew his wife very well.
"Haixin smashed the original refrigerator at home and then stood there to replace it!"
“Although my wife, Hai Xin, can only make the sound of a refrigerator running which sounds warm to my ears, I can understand what she means.”
"She said that there can only be one refrigerator in this house!"
After Lin Yu finished saying this thought-provoking statement, the entire police station became so quiet that one could hear a pin drop. This horrifying silence lasted for a full minute.
Interrupted by the two agents' loud laughter!
"Hahahaha his wife is a refrigerator!"
"Hahahaha the male mistress is riding on the fridge!"
"Hahaha!"
This time, even if Lin Yu angrily slammed the table again, it was useless!
Even after he slammed the door and left, the two agents were still laughing wildly in the room!
Later, the two agents received the report letter while laughing wildly, accepted criticism from their superiors while laughing wildly, and had 100 yuan of salary deducted while laughing wildly.
After all, at this moment... it's really funny.
…
Lin Yu wrote the report letter with a depressed look on his face and threw it into the suggestion box fiercely. Because he was wearing a hospital gown, no one around him approached him. So he went home with a depressed look on his face, but he didn't know that there was a huge "surprise" waiting for him at home.
Or maybe “frightened” would be more appropriate.
That is Gu Shuangshuang.
Gu Shuangshuang has recovered.
Taking into account that all the medical technology points in this world have been focused on plastic surgery, Gu Shuangshuang met the discharge criteria after just one day.
After removing the bandage, she put on her clothes, walked out of the rest area provided by the dark web organization, and walked onto the street.
Suddenly a ray of sunlight shone towards her.
Feeling the new sunshine, Gu Shuangshuang's first reaction was not to express her feelings, but to feel a little panicked.
No, she can't let her new face get tanned by the sun!
Be sure to wear sunscreen when going out!
So she pulled out a large bottle of sunscreen from her bag, reached in and took out a handful, slapped it directly on her face, and began to apply it liberally!
Because her face was stretched to 1.5 meters through a facelift, her chin can just rest on her knees. This huge face makes sunscreen be used up very quickly!
Not far away, a cute little girl stared at her in amazement, then grabbed her mother's clothes in fear.
"Mom, mom... Is this aunt scraping putty?"
The child's mother looked casually in the direction her daughter's finger was pointing, and then her eyes suddenly widened!
"Fuck!"
Is she fainting from taking care of the child?
I actually saw a living Kirby?!
This is not wrong. After all, after Gu Shuangshuang's face was stretched to 1.5 meters, all the details of her body were blocked by this big face, and only her calves and forearms could be seen.
If this isn't Kirby, then what is it?
The little girl frowned and said, "Mom, the teacher said that even adults cannot curse! This is uncivilized."
But the little girl's mother quickly covered her daughter's eyes and quickened her pace.
"Good girl, let's go quickly! We're not sure if this person is human!"
"Don't watch this weird stuff!"
It wasn't just the mother and daughter who showed this reaction. Basically all the pedestrians on the street paid 200% of their attention to Gu Shuangshuang. They would glance at her when they met her face to face, and then turn around and look at her again in surprise after she passed by.
Moreover, in the subconscious live broadcast room, the comments were refreshed very quickly. "Brother, this is really scary!"
"Why would such a creepy thing appear in my dream?"
"This is the first time I've ever felt so helpless in a dream. I wanted to call Ultraman."
"How many children have you scared to tears?"
Indeed, along the way, Gu Shuangshuang heard several screams, and several children stared at her and started crying in fear.
But Gu Shuangshuang didn't feel anything was wrong.
She even felt good about herself.
This kind of narcissistic mentality can be found in many people who have just undergone plastic surgery.
She confidently believed that passers-by's abnormal behavior must be because they were impressed by her beauty!
So with such a face, she even walked around the vegetable market. Many vegetable stall owners were scared and hid under the table, but she pulled them out from under them, and then they weighed the vegetables and calculated the price tremblingly.
Then he returned to Lin Yu's home humming a little tune and officially started his life of occupying Lin Yu's home.
Lin Yu also staggered to the door of his house. As soon as he went upstairs, he found the old lady next door with a strange look on her face.
"What happened, aunt? I haven't had time to thank you yet."
Lin Yu subconsciously said a few polite words, and then he saw the old aunt, with a look of fear on her face.
"Xiao Lin, please go home and take a look."
The neighbor swallowed in horror.
"Haixin is back."
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