Chapter 97-96° Do Eight Treasures Need to Be Frozen? (11)
"It would be a disgrace to the Tao family if we tell anyone about it!"
"You can only be a nanny in the Tao family. We took you in out of kindness. Look, without the Tao family, you can't even be a nanny!"
On the road, many private cars rolled down their windows and stuck their heads out to watch the woman who was chattering and cursing loudly.
Bai Yuncui was cursing.
Not only was the curse harsh, but her voice was also hoarse, like that of a shrew.
But the most amazing thing is.
Bai Yuncui cursed while riding on top of the refrigerator.
That's right, she finally sat on the refrigerator. Even though she cursed loudly, her hands still held the refrigerator tightly.
"I'm dying of laughter, Fridge Knight!"
"It looks like a horse riding on a tree."
"If I was overtaken by a manned refrigerator while driving, I would definitely take a video and upload it."
"Ha ha ha ha"
The comments in the subconscious live broadcast room were so funny. In the past, everyone hated this kind of vicious female supporting role and cursed her continuously.
This is the first time, this is the first time I laughed so hard.
After all, on a busy road, a vertical double-door refrigerator is already quite out of place.
What's more, there is a human being above who keeps cursing.
Bai Yuncui rode on the refrigerator, cursing while driving on the road, cursing while waiting at red lights, and cursing when giving way to primary school students crossing the road. She kept cursing until she got off at her destination.
Finally she gave the refrigerator the middle finger and left.
The refrigerator stood quietly in place, without emitting a trace of exhaust gas.
Then, the automatic payment function of the taxi-hailing app was used to automatically deduct Bai Yuncui's fare.
This money must be collected.
It’s so expensive, more than 20 yuan!
Today’s refrigerators are also working hard to earn their own electricity bills!
After hearing the electronic simulated sound of money arriving, Dian Mosquito Repellent continued to happily take orders and attract customers.
Bai Yuncui, who had been riding the refrigerator and cursing all the way, felt that not only did she not calm down, but she even had difficulty breathing.
The more I think about her, the angrier I get!
She wants someone to judge the matter!
So on the next day, Bai Yuncui brought her group of girlfriends to wait for the refrigerator, preparing to ride on the refrigerator as a group and curse it as a group.
They followed the instructions of each place and finally squatted in front of the funeral home.
Amidst the black vans that flashed through the funeral home parking lot, there was a refrigerator that looked out of place.
Although it seems inaccurate to use the quantifier "車" to describe the refrigerator, it seems that the refrigerator occupies a parking space, so it is appropriate to use this quantifier.
Well, the refrigerator has changed its business.
A tree that is moved will die, but a refrigerator that is moved will live!
After making up a resume, he was finally able to get the job.
It became a corpse truck.
God knows, it was hired just by writing "has refrigerator function" in the specialties column!
However, looking at the pale-faced Bai Yuncui and her group standing in front of it, Dianfeng, which was already wearing a big white flower, said that since they were repeat customers, it didn't mind taking another online ride-hailing order.
Anyway, there won’t be any returning customers if I operate as a corpse transport vehicle in the future.
Before Bai Yuncui could say anything, all her close friends ran away.
"What a returning customer."
"A family should be together, right?"
"Having a refrigerator function is a specialty, but it can't just be a refrigerator function! !"
"It's convenient for refrigeration, right? ?"
On the other hand, Bai Yuncui, the vicious and brainless female supporting role, told Tao Lingyun what happened to the refrigerator today.
"Tao giegie~~~"
"That woman is working as a female driver. Really, how can a girl do such a job? Why can't she be like me and be my brother's little darling~~~"
She only talked about the refrigerator being an online taxi driver.
After Bai Yuncui finished speaking in a hoarse voice, she realized that her "Tao giegie" was stunned for a long while and then suddenly started wiping tears.
The male protagonist this time, Tao Lingyun, is a very emotional person. He likes Su Baier, and he likes such a self-reliant and tenacious female protagonist.
So when I heard that the refrigerator is self-sufficient…I love it even more!
She is so strong.
He loves it!!
Tao Lingyun did not believe at all Bai Yuncui's slander against Dianjian. In his heart, Dianjian was not a vain woman at all.
How could a truly vain woman give up his family's comfortable life and instead become a single mother raising eight children in a strange city?
This is too tenacious!
He's been so persistent that he must be crazy!
Really, who wouldn’t say that this situation is mentally ill?
Even Tao Lingyun respected the blessing, but did not understand it.
But the octuplets at home are his children after all, and he has to consider that if the refrigerator makes money at such an efficient rate, his eight children will definitely starve.
What will happen if these eight children fail to grow to 1.7 meters in the future due to malnutrition?
Are you still looking for a girlfriend?
Tao Lingyun was so anxious that his hair fell out in clumps, and just at this time, he received a call from the nanny.
That’s right, it’s the nanny who charges one dollar a month for the refrigerator.
The nanny's salary was 20,001 yuan, paid by Tao Lingyun and one yuan by Dianjian, making the total salary 20,001 yuan.
Being able to reach this salary, this nanny can be said to be an elite among the elites.
But the call Tao Lingyun received now was from the nanny who wanted to resign.
"Aunt Liu, is the salary I offered not high enough, or are there other people who are willing to pay a lot of money to poach you?"
"If you want to leave, you must give me a good reason."
So he is worthy of being called a domineering president. Tao Lingyun frowned and his tone was very cold.
However, the nanny sighed and hesitated for a long time before giving the reason.
"I feel that these eight children do not need to be taken care of at all."
"I feel really uneasy when I take your salary."
I have to say that Aunt Liu is able to be a gold medal nanny not only because of her outstanding abilities, but also because she is very kind-hearted.
When she heard that she had to take care of eight children at once, she was actually reluctant to take this job. She only agreed because of the monthly salary of 20,000 yuan.
But she didn't expect that after arriving at the refrigerator's house, the shock these eight children gave her completely overturned Aunt Liu's previous career experience.
So good.
So well behaved that he doesn’t look like a child.
For example, a normal nanny has to take care of the child’s eating, drinking, defecating and urinating, but Aunt Liu doesn’t have to.
And among these eight children, only the second one eats with an electric pressure cooker, so she only needs to prepare one meal.
There is no need to cook it, just pour it into the electric pressure cooker, this kid can cook it by himself. And the rice he cooks is so damn perfect, not only can he surpass her, even if he is placed in the neighboring JP country, he can be called a rice-cooking fairy.
Among these eight children, only the youngest one needed to poop.
Because babies try not to stay with cats, the refrigerator did not agree to the cat's request for the litter box, which made Xiao Lao Ba very depressed.
So I usually steal some water and sprinkle it on the cat litter inside, and then squeeze the clumped cat litter into the shape of poop to comfort myself.
This is the only poop Aunt Liu needs to deal with, and it’s not even a real poop.
Then there is no other life.
Even though they are only a few days old, these children have already demonstrated super strong self-survival and management abilities!
It can be said to be a super baby!
The eldest son rides an electric scooter and used to go downstairs for a stroll occasionally, but new regulations have recently been introduced that electric vehicles cannot enter elevators. So whenever the child is carried out, the elevator starts to give warning signals. There is nothing he can do but stay at home, so he just sits there collecting dust silently. Only when Aunt Liu, who is busy with housework, accidentally touches him occasionally, will he cry.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
“Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong!”
Although his crying was annoying, Aunt Liu still thought he was a good boy.
Even the third child, who cries more often, has the same problem with the electric wooden fish Buddhist chanting machine. The doctor said that the third child had just left the factory...er, was born, so his internal organs were very new and needed to be "burned in" to allow the internal sound-producing components to blend in.
This resulted in the third child having to strain his voice all day long.
"Buy something to please mommy~~"
It just stays in the corner making this sound all day long. Although it gets a bit annoying after listening to it for a long time, every time Aunt Liu walks over and tries to turn it off, she can always feel that the merits on her head are constantly increasing.
Never mind.
The fourth one is an electric sewing machine. Every time a diaper is changed, it will secretly take off the diaper and embroider some random patterns on it. For example, it can embroider a Mona Lisa in half an hour, a standard landscape painting in 10 minutes, and the calligraphy of "Preface to the Lanting Poems" in one minute.
And some... rectangular objects that look like refrigerators, with the word "Mom" embroidered on the top.
The previous artworks are fine, but embroidering some rectangular refrigerators and labeling them with the mother's situation is also a problem.
Aunt Liu was very confused. After all, in the eyes of her character in the play, a refrigerator is a very well-proportioned beauty, and has nothing to do with a rectangular shape.
...Maybe the fourth child has no talent for painting.
You see, Aunt Liu would rather believe that the fourth child who can reproduce world famous paintings has no artistic talent than to believe that the heroine in her eyes is a refrigerator.
As for the fifth child, he is the least troublesome of all the children. The solar water heater's favorite thing to do on weekdays is to teleport to the roof to bask in the sun. Occasionally, when he is in a good mood, he can also provide hot water - God knows where he gets this hot water from? !
Then there is the seventh brother.
A high-end laptop computer almost killed this already weakest child due to a feeding accident at birth.
So Aunt Liu took special care of this frail child and searched the Internet for tips on how to take care of the child. Then, she followed the tips and turned on this top-notch laptop.
Despite the countless screams in the subconscious live broadcast room, I downloaded the "306° Anti-Virus Software" recommended by netizens.
Then……
Then as expected.
The seventh child, whose memory was filled with junk software downloaded in bundles, was once again sent to the Children's Hospital...
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