Chapter 98-97° Do Eight Treasures Need to Be Frozen? (12)
The end of the play.
Oh no.
It’s “five years later”.
A short sentence can summarize 5 365 days, but for the refrigerator that enters the script, it is also a blink of an eye.
But in the blink of an eye, the eight babies also grew bigger.
To the naked eye, it looks the size of a normal electrical appliance.
The size of the eldest electric donkey is the size of a small student electric car. The first electric pressure cooker is enough to steam rice for a family of three. The fifth solar water heater can produce enough hot water to fill a bathtub. The seventh's screen is the size of a tablet computer. The eighth can accommodate a medium-sized cat to go to the toilet.
As for the sixth one——
Today is the first day of primary school. Sitting in the freshman classroom, all the teachers and classmates looked upset when they saw that the sixth child, Tao Leshi, could cross half of the classroom by himself even though he was sitting diagonally.
The new head teacher's mouth twitched.
Due to the declining birth rate, this first-year class only had 25 students, and the octuplets from the Tao family accounted for a full 1/3 of them.
Eight babies, all boys, were most likely identical twins, so this young teacher, who had just graduated and became a class teacher, thought that she would see eight identical boys when school started.
But……
Who would have thought that these eight boys not only looked different from each other, but also looked different from ordinary humans.
They all look weird!!
Although these eight small appliances inherited the ability of the refrigerator to appear human in the eyes of the characters in the play, their own appearance still affects their image.
So in the eyes of this teacher, the eldest brother's legs were severely bowed. What's even more amazing is that normal people's legs are on the left and right, but the eldest brother's legs are one in front and one behind.
The first child, an electric pressure cooker, and the third child, an electronic wooden fish, are both fat and round, but the third child always likes to talk in class and is always called out to stand in the corner as punishment.
To outsiders, the sewing arm of the fourth child's sewing machine looked like one arm was thicker than the other. Moreover, he didn't even use a pen in class. He just loved sewing papers. The sewing threads could not be erased with an eraser, so he always got single-digit scores and looked like a poor student.
Not to mention the solar water heater, he had teleported to the roof for five consecutive times during the first class of the new semester and could no longer be tied to the table.
As for the sixth street lamp, he is already 2.5 meters tall at a young age, so when he sits in the classroom, he usually has to keep his head in the shape of a slash “/” all the time, otherwise his head will hit the roof.
Lao Ba's cat litter box behaves fine during class, but he likes to play with poop and is keen on blocking every squat toilet with cat litter, which always makes the male teachers in the school very angry.
The only good kid is the seventh child. The screen of his laptop computer looks like reflective glasses in the eyes of the character in the play, making him look particularly smart and steady.
However, the one who complained became the seventh child, who always complained that the computer configuration in school was too low.
But even for good children, when the teacher measured their sizes with a ruler, he would come up with an outrageous number, which made it a difficult problem to order school uniforms for them.
Even after this data was reported, the staff from the school uniform factory came over angrily, thinking that a teacher was causing trouble for them.
But when the staff member opened the door of the classroom and looked up to see Lao Liu with his head stuck on the ceiling, the expression on his face changed from anger to astonishment, and then he left with a dazed look on his face.
That’s all.
In view of the special circumstances of these eight babies, all the teachers in the school decided to invite the refrigerator out to hold a mini parent-teacher meeting.
Commonly known as talking to parents alone.
But after seeing the refrigerator, all the principals and teachers lost their composure.
It’s not because they saw through the true identity of the refrigerator, but because the refrigerator has become famous in this small city.
Because in these five years of hard work, Dianjian has become a funeral industry giant that is known to everyone in the city.
During these five years, refrigerators, with their advantages of “low price and ability to keep things refrigerated”, have caused a large number of corpse-carrying vans to become unemployed.
With such advantages, refrigerators have almost monopolized the corpse industry in the entire city!
A group of teachers who originally wanted to criticize the refrigerator because of the children's problems were all kept silent, because in the past few years, the refrigerator was responsible for the deaths of their elderly relatives.
Even including the principal's deceased mother.
The teachers all looked at each other, and none of them wanted to offend anyone, so they could only continue to do what they were doing.
In short, as long as the octuplets did not do anything too outrageous in school, they would turn a blind eye to it. After half a semester, the octuplets became more conspicuous among the students.
Of course, most of these octuplets are very popular.
Many senior students who love rap gathered around the boss, Xiao E-Mule, and they all agreed that Xiao E-Mule's rap is very cool.
Lao Yi was more popular among his peers. He would always help his classmates with their private lessons before school was over in the afternoon. During evening study, Lao Yi could be seen hiding behind a standing book and smoking secretly.
The entire back row feels like there is smoke rising from the kitchen.
"I guess that this kid, Lao Yi, will become even more popular when he moves up to the higher grades."
"This is so funny. He's only in elementary school. He'll be even more popular in high school... Who doesn't like to be friends with a rice cooker?"
"From this perspective, the first child is actually the one who is most like a refrigerator. After all, food is the most important thing for people—"
"Stop talking like that. After all, refrigerators are now used in the funeral industry."
As for the remaining products, the third-order electronic Buddhist chanting machine, the fourth-order sewing machine, the fifth-order water heater, and the sixth-order circuit lamp, their popularity is above average, because their target audiences are not primary school students.
Lao Ba's automatic cat litter box is somewhat polarizing, because he always likes to use sand to block the toilet in the men's bathroom, which earns him contempt from all the boys in the class. But because he always attracts cute kittens to come to him to poop, he has the ability to summon cats like "Snow White", and he is still quite popular among the girls.
Of course, the most popular one is the seventh one.
On the first day of school, during the break, the seventh child opened his screen and clicked on a "4377 mini game".
All the students in the class, both boys and girls, were excited.
"The most popular person in every class is definitely the one who brings a video game console to school."
"Let alone a high-end computer, if any classmate was willing to lend me comic books and a cell phone, I would call him my godfather."
"The most amazing thing is that the comic books, mobile phones and computers brought by classmates will be confiscated by the teacher, but Lao Qi himself is a computer, so there is no possibility of confiscation! "
"So, this child's future status..."
"He will become the most popular kid in the class."
…
As expected, the seventh student Tao Le'an was elected class monitor with a unanimous vote. Even the teachers were happy with this result because when they were busy, the seventh student could even help the teachers edit lesson plans or download PPTs from the Internet.
It can really be described as an all-round assistant.
Just like that, with these electrical octuplets added to a purely human class, it was unexpected that the students could just sit back and do the class.
Even the class teacher himself found it incredible.
However, an accident still happened. One month after the start of school, the Chinese teacher began to teach the children to write short essays. He asked them to write a 100-word essay with the title "My __ Dad" and to include a photo with their father.
Of course, in our eyes, writing a 100-word essay is simply child's play, especially in the eyes of an author like me who updates more than 10,000 words every day, it is not worth mentioning.
But in the eyes of these first-grade children, it became very difficult.
But for the octuplets, the difficulty is another matter.
That's their dad.
Who is it?
That's right, although they were born in a single-parent family, the octuplets did not have any family interactions after returning home. They just recharged their batteries and applied oil as needed, and they never thought about who their father was.
So after school that day, the octuplets got together and started discussing the issue of their father.
As the smartest one among them, the screen flashed and a cartoon started playing.
Tadpole Looking for Mom
In the simple animation, a group of tadpoles asked many small animals and finally found their frog mother.
After watching this little cartoon, the octuplets were greatly inspired!
They can also find their dad like this tadpole!
After reaching a consensus, the eight babies unanimously decided to run away from home to find their father, so after the seventh child sent an email to the refrigerator, they dispersed in eight different directions.
"They didn't even ask their refrigerator mother."
"Eight directions...don't they think they have the same father? ! "
"This is too dangerous. What if I get kidnapped by a dealer who recycles home appliances?"
The company already has its own office refrigerator. After the AI voice speaker inside prompts that an email has been received, the refrigerator does not show any additional response.
Because according to the original plot, these eight children had never been kidnapped, so just let them be. On the second day, the eight children who had not returned home overnight sat in their own seats in the classroom on time. After a night of hard work, they all found their respective "fathers".
That’s right, it was exactly their respective fathers, no two of them were the same.
Young head teacher: …
As for the eight short essays submitted, the titles alone were outrageous.
The composition written by Lao Dianlu is so dizzying that one will feel dizzy even if one just reads the title.
My Money Truck Dad
The little electric scooter went to the parking lot and communicated with every car. As the oldest child, he vaguely remembered that his father seemed to be a rich man.
So I specifically asked about the luxury car.
However, when asked about this little electric scooter, both Rolls-Royce and Lamborghini said that they were not his father and that they were not the most valuable cars.
Unexpectedly, in the parking lot, a well-informed old Chevrolet said that the young man was still too young. The real luxury cars required an exam. The most expensive car here is -
Money transport truck.
These luxury cars of theirs are just expensive, there is not much money inside them, and the rich will not put large amounts of cash into their cars.
But money trucks do.
There were even two "bodyguards" armed with AKs in the car.
The thoughtful little electric scooter deliberately squatted next to the bank. After seeing the armored truck delivering money to the bank with his own eyes, he immediately identified the armored truck as his biological father!
So arrogant! Noodles!
Every time I think of this scene, I can’t help but want to rap!
Even the short essay submitted had more than 50 words!
The head teacher thought this article was well written, but asked me not to write it next time.
Xi'an did not mention whether the armored car was the real father of the electric donkey. Just from the words between the lines, she saw a strong sense of materialism!
This is unacceptable! How can a 6-year-old child have such values!
0 points!
Then the head teacher opened the composition of Lao Yi Electric Pressure Cooker.
My Combine Harvester Father
The question is, why does an ordinary electric pressure cooker think that a combine harvester is his father? This is a long story.
Because of its round body, this small pressure cooker rolled directly to the suburbs and into a farmland, where it happened to see a combine harvester harvesting crops.
He began to think about it. As a pot, its main ability is to process grain, and the ability of a combine harvester is also to process grain.
If this isn’t fatherhood, then what is?
If this isn't a father, then what is? ! !
So the blame was immediately placed on the combine harvester.
Combine Harvester:?
You should know that in addition to the combine harvester, there were also a few farmers using sickles to carry out primitive harvesting, and a few were using electronic sprayers to spray pesticides. These things were also used to process grain.
But he didn't even look at the pot.
He is also a small powerful person.
The head teacher's mouth twitched and he gave this short essay two points.
These two points are purely for the hard work of writing.
Then, the head teacher opened the composition of the third child's electronic wooden fish Buddhist chanting machine.
In fact, the teacher is a little worried about this child, because she always feels that this child seems to have religious beliefs. You know, a child who is only 6 years old has not yet formed his own values. She plans to take time to talk to this child, hoping that this child will choose his own religious beliefs after he reaches the age of 18 and is mentally mature.
But after reading his composition...the head teacher felt that there was no need to talk about it anymore.
My Suona Dad
The head teacher rubbed his eyes and confirmed again that the word before dad was "Suona".
but--
Suona???
Why does this child have a suona-playing father?
The real reason is that this electronic wooden fish machine has a pure heart. It really imitates "The Tadpole Looking for Its Mother". It catches anything that can make a sound and asks if you are my father.
This little wooden fish followed the sound directly to the orchestra. He asked about the piano, drums, and cello, and then went to the folk music orchestra next door and asked about the erhu and yangqin...
These musical instruments all said that they were not his father.
Until I asked about suona.
The character of this suona is similar to that of its owner, an old man from Tianjin and Beijing who is also a part-time crosstalk performer. After hearing the question, he agreed without even thinking about it.
"Hey, dear boy, smash it!"
"Guess what, I am your real father!"
The suona played happily for a while, taking great advantage, and then it realized that the small electronic wooden fish in front of it actually took it seriously!
He actually took it seriously!
He even wrote all his nonsense into the composition, which reached 300 words!
So much so that when the head teacher saw the sentences in the composition that were similar to the jokes in crosstalk, he couldn't help but get angry and veins popped out on his head.
0 points!!
It must be 0 points!
For essays, teachers rarely give 0 points directly unless the content is extremely outrageous.
Then let’s take a look at the fourth child’s composition.
The young head teacher spat out a mouthful of ice cola.
Because this is beyond outrageous.
My Caterpillar Father
As for the fourth child, as an advanced electric sewing machine, it would be quite difficult for him to recognize his father. After all, apart from human and electronic ones like his, the only other sewing machines are the assembly line sewing machines in factories.
But the fourth child knew how to adapt. First of all, he thought that his father needed to be someone like him, who was related to making clothes.
So he borrowed a history book from a senior student and learned about the silk production process.
So he concluded that the caterpillar called the silkworm must be his father!
Why didn't he consider other textile machines as his father? Because he also borrowed biology books from senior students and learned that among all his candidate options, only silkworms have the ability to reproduce.
Very good, then the other options are directly passed!
Of course, after reading the biology book, a small question flashed through the mind of this little sewing machine, that is, the refrigerator...it seems that it does not have the function of giving birth to children?
This is somewhat terrifying when you think about it carefully.
However, as a carefree child, Sewing Machine put this little doubt behind him and carefully described this small, soft, gurgling, and slightly disgusting-looking father in his composition.
That’s great. But I wonder if this carefree child will put his worries behind him after seeing that his composition only got two points.
Two points!
The head teacher wanted to pick up the water cup again and take a sip to calm himself, but he was afraid that he would vomit again after seeing the topic of the next essay, so he decided to read all the essays of the Tao family children before drinking water.
After reading Lao Wu's composition about solar electric water heater, he became more certain that his approach was correct.
This is indeed a topic that can easily make people laugh.
That’s right, as a solar water heater, Lao Wu’s writing ability is really not that good. He just asked around and wrote down the one he thought was the best.
This made the head teacher so angry that he started cursing.
How can a small solar water heater like yours be able to defeat such a huge water conservancy project?
What’s the difference between this and an ordinary person directly recognizing Mr. Ma as his father?
Not worthy at all!
0 points, must be 0 points!
I can only say that there is nothing wrong with the zero score, because this essay looks very perfunctory.
The head teacher calmed down and picked up Lao Liu's composition.
Originally, he thought that the eight children of the Tao family were not good at writing essays. After all, the highest score for the first five essays was only two points.
Moreover, at first glance, Lao Liu, this big silly kid, doesn't seem to have any literary talent.
But after seeing Lao Liu's composition, the head teacher was shocked!
My Lighthouse Father
"My father is like me, tall and with a glowing head..."
"When people who are traveling far away see us light up, they know they are heading home..."
The composition of just over 100 words is full of golden sentences and profound thoughts! The head teacher was stunned!
There are talented people among these octuplets! Look how well written this composition is!
Full marks!
The head teacher directly picked up his red ballpoint pen and wrote the number "100" on it, which directly blew up the subconscious audience in the live broadcast room who had just been lurking silently.
"Wait, the full score is 100?"
"Then the two points I gave you earlier were indeed very low, hahaha!"
"If they only get two points out of 100, or even 0 points... I'm sure the parents of these eight babies will be called in."
The head teacher sighed, recalled the previous composition written by the sixth child, and opened the composition on the seventh child's laptop.
As soon as he saw this question, the head teacher pushed his glasses and a serious look appeared on his face!
The title of the composition is——
My ChatGPT Father
This 100-word essay concisely describes the importance of artificial intelligence to computers, as well as the future development prospects of artificial intelligence for all mankind. In short, it is very professional!
The head teacher considered it and finally gave the full score of 100.
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