System 001: "If you agree, I will die in front of you."
As he spoke, the man's eyes and eyebrows revealed a sinister look.
Fang Shan pondered for a second and asked seriously, "Are you serious?"
System 001's momentum weakened for a second, and it refused to answer the question.
Thinking of Wei Sushen's mention of the next few games, Fang Shan couldn't help but ask, "How much have you prepared in total?"
Wei Sushen: "It's the same number as our last crosstalk world tour."
"……Knot!"
Now, don't wait a second!
Marriage is no joke, especially if it's between people of the same sex.
The man sneered, "Aren't you the best at dressing up as a woman?"
Fang Shan: "It's too well-known. It's not appropriate."
Judging from his recent efforts, his relationship with Wei Sushen has almost become a household name.
Wei Sushen made a rough estimate: "If we start preparing now, it will take about two weeks."
Fang Shan nodded and said it was no problem, he just hoped to have some peace and quiet in the short term.
·
Everything happened just as Fang Shan and System 001 had speculated. The first species to be born was a demon.
It is not easy for a person to become a ghost. First of all, one must have a little bit of cultivation and an unwavering obsession. The former was almost impossible before, but since the novice guidance, people with some cultivation have sprung up like mushrooms after rain.
Cultivation is accompanied by struggle, and many people have lost their lives before the spiritual energy has truly recovered.
Fang Shan printed several fake Tianshi business cards and prepared to distribute them to "destined people". However, before he could take any action, someone came to him first.
The person who came was an old acquaintance of Wei Sushen: Pei Yang.
Fang Shan was a little excited when he saw him, and asked Wei Sushen privately: "Is he on our wedding list?"
Wei Sushen nodded.
Fang Shan immediately put on a considerate smile and took the initiative to walk up to Pei Yang: "I'll be happy to serve you."
Pei Yang was about to thank him when Fang Shan put on a realistic expression: "The price is separate. And remember to give me a big red envelope at the wedding."
Pei Yang nodded. He had just received the wedding invitation this morning, and his first reaction after being surprised was that these two people were extremely well-matched.
"Come to think of it, what happened to me was somewhat related to the wedding."
He doesn't smoke, and when he's in a bad mood, he likes to rub the handle of a cup back and forth with his fingertips: "My wife's due date is approaching, but these days I keep dreaming of another woman."
Fang Shan said calmly, "That's a good idea."
Pei Yang smiled bitterly: "It's not what you think. That woman is wearing a red wedding dress. She cries in my dreams every day. Her voice is like that of a frightened baby."
Fang Shan suddenly asked, "A few nights ago, there was lightning and thunder. Did you have any adventures?"
Pei Yang nodded and said directly: "I am also in that group, but I use a pseudonym."
Fang Shan gently pressed on his wrist. He had top-level water spiritual roots, and unlike ordinary men, the yang energy in his body was not too strong. No wonder he attracted the attention of evil creatures.
"She wants to marry you in the afterlife."
Pei Yang guessed something, but his expression was still a little subtle after he actually heard it.
Ghost marriages are usually marriages after death, but he is still alive and well in this world.
Fang Shan: "What have you bought recently?"
Pei Yang: "The baby's gold jewelry is all custom-made."
He was a very shrewd person. The first thing he thought about after having the strange dream was whether he had come into contact with something unclean. He was worried that if he threw it away, someone else would pick it up and bring bad luck. Therefore, he locked all his recent gains, including gold jewelry, in the attic.
Fang Shan: "Let me see."
Pei Yang called the servant at home, and soon the things were packed and brought over.
Fang Shan looked at the pattern on it, touched the material, and smiled: "It's not a big problem. It's just that part of this gold must have been recycled and reprocessed, and its previous owner died a violent death."
Pei Yang: "Is there any solution?"
Fang Shan nodded: "Just leave the things here, I'll take care of the rest."
When Pei Yang left, Fang Shan waved enthusiastically and casually mentioned the matter of wedding gifts again. The latter was at a loss for words and repeatedly promised that there would be a generous gift.
After he left, System 001 walked out of the room: "Is it solved?"
Fang Shan pointed to the gold jewelry on the table.
The man stared at it for a while and said, "Interesting."
Fang Shan looked at Wei Sushen with great interest: "Do you want to..."
Before he could finish, Wei Sushen had already raised his guard: "No."
Fang Shan stood up and said something in the other person's ear. Wei Sushen's expression gradually softened and he nodded.
On that day, Fang Shan did a lot of preparations. When night fell, he put the gold jewelry under his pillow, said a few words to the crystal ball, and then urged Wei Sushen to sleep with him on the pillow.
Wei Sushen usually couldn't fall asleep as soon as he touched the pillow, and his sleep quality wasn't very good. However, this time, as soon as he lay down, he was overwhelmed by fatigue.
The world in the dream was very noisy. When Wei Sushen opened his eyes, he was standing at the door of the hotel, and Fang Shan was on his right.
"What is this place?"
Fang Shan smiled and said, "Since it's a ghost marriage, it must be a wedding venue."
Wei Sushen's understanding of ghost marriage is tinged with feudal mystery, and at least two things are indispensable: red candles and wedding dresses.
However, everything that happened before him broke his inherent cognition... The hotel, the red carpet, and the busy waiters all revealed a festive atmosphere.
"Try to talk less with them," Fang Shan whispered, "so as not to be contaminated by their negative energy."
Wei Sushen: "Are these people ghosts?"
Fang Shan nodded: "The lowest kind."
After all, it is not yet the era of true universal cultivation. No matter how much resentment one has during life, he or she will not have the conditions to become a ghost after death.
"But don't underestimate them. Although they won't kill you, they can make you weak and put you in bed for a long time."
While the two were talking, a luxury car suddenly stopped behind them. A female ghost walked out of the car wearing a red wedding dress. The design was simple and novel, in line with modern people's aesthetics.
When she saw them, the ghost girl's lips seemed to turn even redder: "Why did you change people?"
After a moment, he muttered to himself: "Younger and more handsome, not bad either."
Fang Shan then spoke: "We both have loved ones."
The ghost girl's perfect makeup revealed a bit of ferocity: "Whatever I set my eyes on is mine."
The long nails seemed to want to slide across Fang Shan's fair face: "It doesn't matter who you like, anyway, you will be here to accompany me soon."
Fang Shan did not show a frightened expression as she wished. Instead, he said with satisfaction, "I feel relieved now that I know it's an evil ghost."
The female ghost felt that her authority was being challenged, and she formed her five fingers into claws and attacked Fang Shan's neck without warning.
"It's only right to reciprocate." Fang Shan dodged and smiled slightly, then returned the whip to her.
Not only the female ghost was surprised, but also Wei Sushen. He looked at the system with a complicated expression: "You actually carry a whip with you."
Fang Shan calmly retracted his whip and said firmly, "You saw it wrong."
Wei Sushen's expression became even more complicated.
The red wedding dress was torn apart. The ghost girl lowered her head in surprise, looking at the bloodstains on her arm with a trembling expression. Human power could definitely not harm her. Could this person be a ghost exorcist?
She had only heard of exorcists and once thought they were just legends. It was precisely because of this that she became even more unscrupulous, even going so far as to marry someone alive after death.
In order to test Fang Shan's strength, she attacked again, but as expected, her face was almost disfigured by a whip.
"Master, please spare my life!" Ghosts are more adaptable to the situation than humans. They will beg for mercy on the spot when they are sure they cannot win.
She was like this, not to mention the busy little ghosts behind her. They all froze in place, trembling and running to the corner, trying to make their presence less noticeable.
Fang Shan showed a kind expression: "Don't be afraid, everyone."
After these words were spoken, the ghosts trembled even more violently.
Fang Shan whipped the ground with his whip, raising clouds of dust, but the smile on his face still looked kind: "Please do your job and don't test my patience."
Under his threat, the little devils had to do as before, those who carried the plates carried the plates, and those who were responsible for serving the food were busy running back and forth like they were fast runners.
Seeing this, Fang Shan nodded with satisfaction and turned to the female ghost and said, "We are just here to borrow your place."
The ghost girl was cautious and used a respectful title: "What do you want to use it for?"
Fang Shan: "Wedding rehearsal."
“…”
A young ghost, rumored to have been good at math in his lifetime, was singled out as a temporary replacement for the betrothal gifts at the gate. The remaining ghosts were divided into groups based on their abilities and given a chance to perform on stage. Fang Shan and Wei Sushen watched intently from the audience, selecting the most engaging performances to use at their own wedding.
The previously energetic little ghost was tormented and wilted. The female ghost flattered, "Is it almost done?"
Fang Shan nodded: "Let's go through the motions one last time."
"A scene?"
Fang Shan was too lazy to explain, but Wei Sushen roughly explained the details of the prepared wedding and asked her to cooperate.
The female ghost didn't quite understand: "What can I do to cooperate?"
Wei Sushen: "Be the master of ceremonies."
He has high requirements for details and strives to make the wedding perfect.
Tears welled up in the ghost's eyes as she clutched her wedding dress tightly and said, "I'm supposed to be getting married today. Isn't it inappropriate for me to be the master of ceremonies?"
Wei Sushen said nothing, just looked at Fang Shan.
The latter's fingers gently stroked the lines on the whip: "Really?"
The female ghost shuddered and said, "...It's quite suitable."
Wei Sushen rehearsed the wedding strictly according to the details of the expected wedding, including walking down the red carpet with Fang Shan.
The female ghost held the microphone, hid her grievances, and tried to put on a smile: "Today is a good day, welcome all relatives and friends!"
As soon as the words fell, the little devils clapped stiffly.
The ghost took a deep breath and said, "It's a great honor to officiate the wedding of this newlywed couple. Now let's give them our most sincere blessings with applause!"
On the red carpet, Fang Shan listened to the scattered applause and whispered to Wei Sushen, "It would be best to talk to the people you know well in advance and have them cheer at the right time and clap loudly."
Wei Sushen nodded, agreeing deeply.
Small petals fell from the ceiling at the perfect moment. The ghost girl, thinking of the romantic scene she had prepared for herself, was overcome with sadness. She said in a trembling voice, "Men should marry when they are old enough. The two newlyweds are a perfect match, a match made in heaven!"
As he spoke, tears fell like rain.
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