Tears dripped onto the red carpet. The female ghost felt something was wrong and sniffed her red nose a few times.
Unfortunately, the next moment he was met with the system's death stare.
"Let me explain," the ghost sobbed, "these are tears of joy."
Although he knew that she was definitely not telling the truth, Fang Shan still decided to accept this reason mercifully.
When the future couple walked to the center of the stage, the heartbroken female ghost asked with a sullen face, "Groom, are you willing to marry me?"
"Delete this part." Wei Sushen said, "The oath is very sacred. We will invite a professional priest to come."
The ghost girl tried to put on a smile: "You have the bigger fist, so I'll do whatever you say."
The wedding was rehearsed three times in total. To be absolutely sure, Fang Shan wanted to do it again, but the ghosts were exhausted. The female ghost even begged him to give her a quick death.
Fang Shan looked disgusted, but eventually chose to leave temporarily: "I'll burn some paper money for you later."
Female ghost: “…”
Fang Shan: "I'll come to you again if I need you."
Female ghost: “…”
It wasn't until Fang Shan and Wei Sushen disappeared from the dream that the female ghost suddenly woke up and said angrily: "Although I am in a ghost marriage, I am not a prostitute!"
However, the culprits had long since disappeared. Of course, if they were still there, the female ghost would never dare to vent her anger to their faces.
Wei family.
The crystal ball by the bed flickered like a broken night light.
Wei Sushen woke up before Fang Shan. He opened his eyes and waited for a moment, only to find the system still showed no signs of waking up. He sat up and, looking over in the moonlight, discovered it was soundly asleep.
He suddenly felt that even if the world were to end in the next moment, Fang Shan would still sleep as long as he felt sleepy.
After pushing the system twice without waking it up, Wei Sushen put on his coat and went downstairs.
The moon is very bright tonight, and a few stars are hanging in the sky.
Wei Sushen looked at the moonlight for a long time, and the next moment he pulled up several photos from his mobile phone, seemingly thinking about something.
The philosopher's thinking time was short. Wei Sushen noticed something unusual and raised his head to look in a certain direction of the living room.
Because System 001 was severely injured before, the codes of its facial organs were hastily repaired. Its eyes did not have the color that humans should have. In the dark, they looked like electronic eyes, which was a bit scary.
"You feel quite sharp." The man's words did not contain compliments, but more like a sarcasm.
Wei Sushen looked into his eyes that showed no sign of killing, and said calmly, "Want to take advantage of Fang Shan's absence to strike?"
System 001 was thankful that its waiting had paid off, and walked towards him. "I can only say hello, why would I take action?"
Having said that, I can't wait to give the other party a social beating.
After being with Fang Shan for a long time, Wei Sushen would occasionally say some offensive words, but he was more silent than usual tonight and did not say a word in the face of System 001's provocation.
"Are you scared?" The man took his silence as fear and said sarcastically, "If you beg for mercy, I might consider letting you go for now."
Wei Sushen told the truth: "I'm not afraid."
Because he was sitting, a hint of innocence could be seen between his raised face.
For a moment, the man actually saw in him the so-called couple look of 666.
"When you first kidnapped me, there was something I agreed with." Wei Sushen suddenly became more talkative. He looked at System 001, and the smile on his lips matched the mocking expression on the man's face: "Be careful of the long night and the many dreams."
"What are you doing?" Another voice interrupted him almost at the same time as he finished speaking.
Fang Shan had stood at the stairs at some point, observing the situation below with dissatisfaction.
The man realized that during Wei Sushen's silence, he had most likely been contacting Fang Shan in his mind, asking him to speak up for him. Thinking of this, he looked at the other person with disdain: "How dare you..."
Wei Sushen interrupted him and said frankly: "That's right, I said you bullied me."
He is more adept at making complaints than children.
Fang Shan could vaguely guess what was happening. He shook his head helplessly and yawned, "Are you elementary school students?"
He even learned how to fight in private.
Wei Sushen: "He was the first to attack."
The man's face froze. Is he addicted to sue?
Fang Shan moved his fingers and realized that the action was somewhat similar to summoning a puppy, so he took the initiative to walk down the stairs and bring the restless host up.
The man stared at Wei Sushen's back, and a low growl like a beast came out of his throat.
It was a warm night, but Wei Sushen felt a few strands of cold air running down his neck.
"You can't blame him entirely," Fang Shan, who clearly sensed the murderous intent, said calmly, "After all, your actions just now were just like the white lotus in the story."
Even the third party who breaks into the house in the melodramatic TV dramas wouldn't be so bitchy.
The night passed without any major incidents.
The next day, Wei Sushen drove Fang Shan to Pei Yang's house to do a customer follow-up visit.
Pei Yang was in high spirits and in much better condition than before.
"That strange woman didn't appear in my dream." He smiled. "Last night was one of the few good nights of sleep I've had recently."
Having said that, he transferred the balance neatly and efficiently.
Fang Shan grinned with satisfaction after receiving the money.
Pei Yang hesitated for a moment and asked, "Is my physique prone to attracting ghosts?"
Fang Shan shook his head, and when the other party breathed a sigh of relief, he said, "It is very easy."
"..." Pei Yang frowned: "Is there any way to prevent it?"
Fang Shan continued to shake his head: "Physique is innate, just like some people have more yang energy, while others have less."
Pei Yang managed to find some humor in the midst of hardship and said half-jokingly, "It seems I'll be your long-term customer in the future."
"Maybe not," said Wei Sushen, "next time a ghost pulls you into your dream, you can try to tell me Fang Shan's name."
Fang Shan's expression was slightly off, and he smiled awkwardly, "I'm not as famous as you think."
"You're being modest." Wei Sushen said calmly, "After last night, I'm sure you'll be famous among the ghosts."
Pei Yang seemed to have really taken this in, and nodded thoughtfully: "I understand."
When leaving his house, Fang Shan was overwhelmed with emotions: "The host actually slandered my reputation outside."
Wei Sushen admitted his mistake very quickly.
Fang Shan said solemnly: "Think twice before you speak. You can't tell the truth about everything."
Wei Sushen looked at him deeply and nodded.
Fang Shan likes hustle and bustle. If he is not sleepy, he likes to observe the bustling commercial street outside while riding in the car.
Today, before I had time to take a closer look, I realized that the direction of the car was very strange. It was getting more and more off the track, and in the end, even the pedestrians were invisible.
Fang Shan speculated: "Are you trying to sell me off to the mountains?"
Wei Sushen drove calmly: "I won't do anything to kill for money."
The key is not the life of the system, but the life of the buyer.
Fang Shan vaguely felt that this road looked familiar, and just as he was figuring out where it was, the car had already arrived at its destination.
Fang Shan got out of the car, his eyes filled with nostalgia: "It's been a long time since I've been here."
The factory looked rather shabby from the outside. When the Underground Kingdom mission was first issued, he had used the seclusion of this place to manufacture sex toys. However, the most profound impression this place left on him was his first encounter with Wei Sushen.
Fang Shan's eyes softened as he recalled the past: "You really weren't destined to die back then."
There was a sudden movement in front. Fang Shan looked over and saw several puppets. From their appearance, they looked very similar to their identities in the plane when they were carrying out the mission.
"The host's puppetry is improving day by day." Fang Shan commented objectively.
Having been forced to make so many sex toys for sale, Fang Shan once thought that Wei Sushen was traumatized by Puppetry. However, he did not expect that the latter, instead of avoiding it, became even better at it.
Wei Sushen uses puppets instead of shadow puppets, letting them perform a new interpretation of everything that has happened since the two met.
From an outsider's perspective, it was both bizarre and fascinating. After seeing both worlds, Fang Shan couldn't help but ask, "To be able to develop feelings after being tricked like this, are you a masochist?"
Wei Sushen already knew how to deal with him, and said calmly, "Thanks to someone's good training."
“…”
The puppets' acting wasn't exactly superb; after all, they had no expression, but they were incredibly realistic. Fang Shan watched for a moment and said slowly, "Actually, you should have them act out the scene of our first meeting."
"I regret it."
The incoherent sentence made Fang Shan focus on Wei Sushen: "What are you regretting?"
"What I said to you when we first met."
Fang Shan recalled for a moment and found the right point to start with: "Call an ambulance for me?"
Frankly speaking, he still can't forget this sentence. It takes a lot of grand scientific values to make him doubt himself several times. Even after receiving treatment, his first reaction was to undergo a mental examination.
Wei Sushen probably also regarded this past as a dark history and shook his head slightly.
Fang Shan was curious: "If you could do it all over again, back to that moment, what would you say?"
Wei Sushen tilted his head and looked at him with an extremely focused expression.
Fang Shan's heart skipped a beat—
No way, again?
Without giving him much time to prepare himself, Wei Sushen spoke up: "I should repay your life-saving grace with my own body."
Unlike the previous times, this time Wei Sushen took out the ring while kneeling on one knee.
Fang Shan extended his hand, matching his movements, and said, "Didn't I agree to this not long ago?"
"I didn't have time to record it that time." Wei Sushen stood up and pointed to the camera in the corner: "This can be edited into the video footage that needs to be played on the wedding day."
“…very thoughtful.”
When the wedding was really put on the agenda, Fang Shan saw what it meant to be detail-oriented. Wei Sushen even took the initiative to ask to find the female ghost to rehearse again.
That night, after waking up from a dream, he found himself standing at the hotel entrance again. The place was still decorated festively, with lights and colorful decorations. Fang Shan was about to step forward when he saw a sign hanging on the doorway: "Fang Shan and humanity's most loyal friend, no entry allowed [heart]."
Fang Shan stared blankly for a few seconds.
The female ghost's desire to survive is very strong. There is a warning in her sarcasm and a flattery in her warning.
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