Chapter 52: Welcome to Second Brother’s “Blood” Photo Studio!!!
Bai Shao continued to explain: "The bite force can be ignored. It is just a decoration, equivalent to our chopsticks."
【Beak Cannon.】
A huge mango, with "Minimum three years in prison, maximum death penalty" written all over it.
[Birds in zoos are cared for by keepers. If a bird's beak breaks in the wild, will someone come and fix it?]
[Yes, wild people use wild all-purpose glue. ]
Serious nonsense...
The parrot spread its wings and flew in front of the toucan, cackled and said, "Brother, you don't have a wife either?"
Bai Shao: "..."
Don't bring up anything that is not related to the topic!
When it came to the sad part, the toucan couldn't hold it anymore and rushed towards the tree next to it, almost causing its beak to be injured again.
Bai Shao quickly stopped him: "Stop, stop, stop!"
The toucan was depressed: "I'm not pretty anymore. No female bird would like my beak."
"No, it looks great. The director will pay for a titanium mouthpiece for you, okay?"
Bai Shao skillfully stroked the toucan, which made a tapping sound in comfort.
This time.
It was the turn of the viewers in the live broadcast room to lose their patience.
[Toucan with a titanium beak: Please call me Thanos from now on! ]
[Unbeatable in the entire zoo? It's a dimensionality reduction attack, isn't it?]
[The immortal touched my head and gave me titanium alloy. From then on, I was invincible and no bird could get close to me.]
[Flesh and blood are short, machinery ascends! ]
By the time Bai Shao calmed the toucan, the winner "Ri Fu Yiri" happened to apply for a live broadcast.
Next second.
A burly middle-aged man appeared in the camera, his skin tanned by the sun. He was wearing a leather apron and holding a heavy boning knife in his left hand.
Seeing Bai Shao, the uncle's thick brows twitched, and he tried hard to force a smile on his ferocious face.
"Hello, host. You can just call me Dafu."
[Wow, a nude photo of the second brother? ]
【Welcome to the Second Brother's "Blood" Photo Studio!!!】
【Uncle Dafu, please start your story. 】
Bai Shao asked, "How can I help you?"
Uncle Dafu looked proud, but as he spoke, the smile on his face was replaced by melancholy.
"I run three pork shops, and my wife raises the pigs. We've been in this business for over a decade. I can guarantee that no pork from any other shop within a ten-mile radius is as delicious as mine."
"I don't know what's going on these days, but I keep losing pigs these days, especially breeding pigs."
"At first I thought there were thieves. I installed cameras in the pig pen to observe, but I didn't see anyone coming in. Instead, I saw the pigs climbing over the wall and running out. Later, I installed a barbed wire fence, and I thought the pigs would finally stop running out."
"Who would have thought that my pigs would tear at the fence and run out even if they were scratched. I was so scared that I had to remove the fence. Any pig that gets hurt is a loss."
Said.
Uncle Dafu took off his apron, rode his electric bike, and led everyone straight to the pigpen.
The pigpen is clean and tidy, with no foul smell and no flies flying around.
The piglets' skin was covered in mud, their ears twitched like fans, and they made soft snoring sounds.
Some of the pigs were grunting and chewing grapes, and when they saw the human figure, they didn't even look at them.
The viewers in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.
【Hey, there are so many Second Brothers. 】
[My pork chop rice, have you really gained weight today? ]
[So cute, the roast suckling pig must be delicious.]
[You guys are so cruel. Unlike me, I only like braised or stir-fried food.]
Uncle Dafu pointed his cell phone at the big white pig in the pigpen, his eyes full of heartache.
"We lost two pigs in total. Each time we lost one, we searched for it and chose another one. This was the pig that was scratched by the barbed wire fence later. The wound has just scabbed over."
"Every time I apply medicine to it, it either pushes its hooves at me or nudges me with its nose. It really annoys me."
"In order to prevent it from running outside again, I have to feed it a few sleeping pills every night."
"My wife was so worried that she couldn't sleep for days. If I had seen the anchor's heroic deeds on the news, I wouldn't have known there were such talented people like him."
"Please ask it why it ran away. Was it because of the bad food or because of the bully?"
The big white pig, which Uncle Dafu calls a breeding pig, has a large and well-proportioned body, strong and powerful limbs, and its skin, which should be shiny, is covered with scars.
The big white pig snorted loudly at Uncle Dafu.
Bai Shao looked a little dazed: "Uncle Dafu, this is a sow. Is the male pig still there?"
Uncle Dafu nodded excitedly, "Yes, I hadn't realized until you mentioned it. It seems that all the lost pigs are female pigs!"
Bai Shao held her forehead with her hand. "It said that the boar is old and can no longer satisfy the three sisters. They want to find happiness on their own, but you are blocking them from running towards happiness."
Uncle Dafu: “???”
Bai Shao half-lowered her brows and asked, "Are there any wild boars around your town?"
Uncle Dafu had not yet recovered from his shock, and when he heard this, he nodded subconsciously.
Bai Shao raised her eyes and nodded: "That's right, the root cause lies with those wild boars."
Friends in the live broadcast room left comments one after another.
[You can @ Xiaoxian's Pomeranian here. ]
[The second episode of "The Rich Girl Falls in Love with the Wild Boy."]
[No, no, no, this is the third installment, including the bald parrot in the zoo.]
Uncle Dafu looked at his cell phone, then looked at the big white pig grunting in the pigpen.
The sow was furious: "If it weren't for you, I would have been free and easy with my sisters."
Uncle Dafu took a long time to find his voice: "Do they dislike the boar I found for them?"
The sow raised her head and said, "Who doesn't like a young and strong guy? Besides, it's not like we won't come back. We will definitely go home when we are pregnant."
Bai Shao finished translating and concluded, "If you think about it from a different perspective, this is actually a good thing."
Uncle Dafu: “…”
[Going back to your parents' home for confinement, right...]
[With this firm belief, Piggy, you will succeed in everything you do! ]
[No wonder everyone says pigs have high IQs, equivalent to that of a five or six-year-old human child.]
[Auntie Pig flies bravely, Uncle Rich will always be with her~]
Uncle Dafu gritted his teeth and said, "It must have been the wild boar that seduced them first."
The sow grunted.
Bai Shao laughed: "It said that they couldn't resist the temptation, and it's not the wild boar's fault."
Uncle Dafu no longer wanted to express his opinion. He looked at the sow expressionlessly: "After all, we are the ones who got the upper hand. Will you really come back?"
The sow flicked her curly tail and said dissatisfiedly, "My two sisters are already pregnant. If it weren't for the five or six hundred people chasing Xiao Hei Hei so closely, they would have had to hide in the woods and my sisters would have returned long ago."
Bai Shao finished translating and asked curiously, "So many people chased the wild boar but couldn't catch it?"
Uncle Dafu defended humanity's reputation: "Wild boars have been trampling a lot of crops, so the townspeople have spontaneously organized a wild boar extermination drive. I didn't pay much attention to the event, but I know there were over 600 participants, and they weren't allowed to use weapons... The important thing is to participate."
The sow strode over and said, "For my sake, please stop chasing me. I'm trying my best to keep Xiao Heihei."
Bai Shao raised her eyebrows slightly: "It said it can be responsible for inciting the wild boar to rebel, and you are responsible for discouraging everyone from chasing the wild boar."
Over 600 people chasing after a roasted suckling pig – is this a distortion of human nature or a decline in morality?
Wild boars are usually fat, strong, and agile. Chasing one? It's almost like it's chasing you.
Aunt Pig sighed: "He's just a wild kid with a lot of strength, but no money or power. It's not easy for him to come to the city. If I don't understand, who will?"
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