Chapter 53: Who says wild boars can't eat fine bran? Fully automatic mount
Uncle Dafu's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but feel happy. Then he looked worried and said, "Sure, I agree one hundred percent. I just don't know where the wild boar is hiding, and I don't know if it wants to stay with me."
Bai Shao waved away the parrot that was bullying the toucan: "Just turn around and ask and you'll know."
Uncle Dafu was puzzled. When he turned his head, his sight met the black pig face outside the window. He almost screamed in fright. It was obvious that Xiao Heihei's visit had given Uncle Dafu a big shock.
The dark-haired wild boar looks very ferocious. Unlike domesticated wild boars, its head is wedge-shaped, its snout is extremely prominent, and a pair of curved and sharp fangs extend from its lower jaw. It has a large body and weighs at least 600 kilograms.
The wild boar broke through the stainless steel security window with its head and fell into the pigpen, staggering. The other little pigs were scared and ran away grunting.
Uncle Dafu, who was full of anger, rarely felt fear. He quickly picked up the three-toothed rake at hand and took an attacking posture for himself and the piglets he raised.
The viewers in the live broadcast room were surprised.
[So energetic, it must be delicious! ]
[Huh? Delicious? It's no exaggeration to say that this wild boar can kick me like a slug.]
【Calling the host! 】
Bai Shao looked at the wild boar from beginning to end and nodded, saying, "It means no harm. It came here to ask you what it takes to live a life with a wife and children."
Uncle Dafu was still worried about whether his physique could withstand the wild boar's sudden charge, when he heard Bai Shao's outrageous words and was stunned on the spot.
This pig understands human nature!
The wild boar took the opportunity to run up to Uncle Dafu and proudly puffed out his chest: "Man, state your conditions."
Bai Shao translated: "It asks you for conditions."
Before speaking, Uncle Dafu stared blankly at the pigs behind the wild boar, including Huahua, who had been missing for a long time and had big bellies.
Uncle Dafu swallowed his trepidation and looked at the wild boar curiously: "Do you want to stay with me?"
The wild boar nodded very humanely.
The rich uncle smiled with his eight big teeth: "That's no problem."
The wild boar was unusually gentle, not at all frantic. It even nudged Uncle Dafu with its nose: "Man, remember to spread the word. Let our fellows in the mountains and forests see that I, Old Pig, can also have a stable job in the city."
Bai Shao translated: "It wants you to publicize its life of a gigolo. It wants to be famous in the pig world."
Uncle Dafu: “…”
He didn't know where to start complaining.
The viewers in the live broadcast room answered on behalf of Uncle Dafu.
[Orcs will never be slaves unless they are provided with food and shelter.]
[Who says wild boars can't eat fine bran? Look, here's one.]
[After the publicity, the other wild boars responded: "You're really getting a gigolo!"
Uncle Dafu tried to stroke the wild boar's head, treating it as a domestic pig: "I will build you a big house in the future and let you and the three Huahua sisters live together."
After getting Uncle Dafu's consent.
The wild boar jumped excitedly on the spot, and regardless of Uncle Dafu's wishes, it carried Uncle Dafu all the way.
Running and shouting.
It's a wild boar that's running.
The one he called was Uncle Dafu.
The barrage of comments instantly went crazy with laughter.
【Uncle: I am also a person who rides on a pig.】
[Riding this top-tier spirit pet only requires consuming half a basin of feed per kilometer.]
【Fully automatic mount, leather seats, open-air windows, you deserve it! 】
【It's good, I love it, and I want to watch it again. 】
Dafushu couldn't help but yelled: "Ah!!! Ahhhhh——"
Amidst the noisy wind.
Bai Shao reminded: "You only need to pull its ears to brake."
Uncle Dafu immediately put it into practice.
The wild boar stopped where he was and shook his ears: "Don't you want to go for a ride? Next time you want to go for a ride, remember to call me Old Pig."
After saying that, the wild boar plunged into the land of gentleness, leaving Uncle Dafu alone in the wind.
Pause for a while.
Uncle Dafu took advantage of the wild boar running over to hang out with the three sisters and asked, "What do wild boars usually eat? Do I need to prepare food for them that's different from pig feed?"
Hear this.
The wild boar came back with a beaming face: "I'm guaranteed three meals a day, and I also want to eat nuts and berries, and even better, some game occasionally."
Bai Shao smiled and said, "No need to prepare anything, just pig feed will be fine."
The wild boar glared at the source of the voice: "No, pig feed tastes good, but if you eat too much, you'll get sick of it."
Bai Shao continued to smile, as if to say, "The final right of interpretation belongs to me."
After expressing his gratitude, Uncle Dafu gave a reward.
Bai Shao shook her head: "No need..."
The last note just fell.
Uncle Dafu waved his hand. "Of course it's useful. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be able to figure out its thoughts. I'd probably just stab it with a fork the moment I saw it. Not only would I lose a breeding pig, but Huahua and her three sisters would be mad at me too."
Bai Shao didn't refuse anymore. She smiled, turned off the microphone, and walked towards the rescue center with the toucan in her arms.
On the way.
Met Zhou Zhou squatting on the ground.
Bai Shao was puzzled: "What are you doing?"
Zhou Zhou became a chatterbox: "It's you, the headmaster. Why did you run away earlier? I was so scared that I thought there was a fire. I left the gift in your office. Oh, I was thanking the garterbellied bridal bride who helped me. I bought it a hundred mosquitoes as a thank you gift, and it ate them with relish."
Hearing Bai Shao's voice, Zhou Zhou put down the feeding work in his hands and began to explain.
She couldn't find the cultured woodpecker, but she saw Su Xixi in the group chat saying that the gargoyle was at the zoo. Although she didn't know how a spider got all the way to the zoo, she knew that people should be grateful.
Mosquitoes are just the first step in her gratitude!
The little spotted bride ate everything with relish: [This person is so weird, right off the bat, she said I helped her, how come I didn't know I helped her? Anyway, let's eat first~]
[Sending mosquitoes? You're worthy of me!]
[By the way, how did this spider get moved to the zoo where the anchor is? ]
[You can @ the anchor here. ]
The host didn't read the comments. She just slowly shifted her gaze from the spider in front of Zhou Zhou to the spider not far away, with a complicated mood.
The Speckled Bride sneered: "Looking for a replacement in front of Bai Yueguang, little girl, you will completely lose this spider."
Bai Shao: "..."
The case is solved. The book that the Bride of the Speckled Net has been fascinated with recently is an online novel.
As Zhou Zhou continued to feed the mosquitoes, Bai Shao couldn't help but remind him, trying to be as tactful as possible: "How can you be sure that the spider in front of you is the one you are looking for?"
Zhou Zhou was stunned: "Ah, isn't it?"
Bai Shao said nothing, just smiled. Finally, she led Zhou Zhou to the spotted bride.
After realizing that he had made a big mistake, Zhou Zhou bowed and apologized repeatedly.
"I'm sorry, all spiders look the same, I just can't tell them apart. Please forgive me this time."
The bridal bride, who hadn't been mad at first, couldn't help but get angry: "Same? How are they the same? Tell me, are the patterns on its body as beautiful as mine? Can it spit out such perfect spider silk? Can it have my IQ?"
At this moment, the spotted bride wished she could turn into a human form, grab Zhou Zhou's ears, and stuff her words into his head.
Bai Shao acted as an interpreter. At the end, she patted Zhou Zhou on the shoulder and said, "May the best of luck to you."
[Zhou Zhou: It’s over. 】
[The Speckled Bride: Oh, woman:)! ]
【The hahahaha.jpg picture is still on my way. 】
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