Why Cultivate Immortality When You're Broke?
Old Man: "Do you wish for revenge?"
Young Man: "I was humiliated repeatedly by the strong, treated as worthless trash by my master. How could I not want revenge?"
The old man patted the youth’s head and sighed: "Good child, let me pass my powers to you."
The young man was shocked: "Senior! How can I possibly accept that?"
The old man extended his hand: "Give me your phone."
Staring at his phone in disbelief, the young man exclaimed: "Senior! Where did all this hundred years of cultivation come from?"
The old man smiled: "Good child, this is your backup power stored in the Heavenly Realm. From now on, you can withdraw it anytime in urgent situations. Never let anyone humiliate you again."
The youth frowned: "Isn’t this just a… 'Spirit Power Loan'? I’m worried…"
The old man reassured: "The Heavenly Realm is a trusted platform. New users get 30 days of interest-free borrowing for a hundred years’ worth of cultivation power. The daily interest rate is as low as half a day’s worth of power, far less than the time it takes to complete one cycle of breathing techniques."
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Zhang Yu snorted and closed the ad.