Chapter 879 Someone wants to touch Ye Zizi's butt



So! When you meet someone, you can only plop down and offer your knees to let them know how sincere you are.

"What's your urgent matter? Don't you know this is the imperial palace? Trespassing is a capital crime!" Yi Hong said in a deep voice. This is the first man who dared to break into the imperial palace.

I really don’t know whether this is courage or stupidity. This morning, millions of people died at the city gate, and you still dare to touch it.

Is it really urgent?

Yang Haotian cursed in his heart, I've already kneeled down, what else do you want, just let me go.

"Brother, I really have something to do, otherwise how could I break into the palace?"

"What's the urgent matter? Tell us." Lu Lu asked curiously.

Yang Haotian pursed his lips, thinking about whether to tell the truth.

Seeing Yang Haotian thinking, Lu Lu said coldly: "Are you thinking of something false? Then I tell you, your head will be hung on the city wall and exposed to the sun for three days and three nights."

"It's frozen." Yang Haotian said in a low voice.

"Brother, it's freezing, not exposure to the sun."

"Don't worry about the details, brother. I'm just describing it."

After Lu Lu finished speaking, he shouted coldly at Yang Haotian: "Hurry up and tell me! Otherwise I will kill you!"

"Brother, I'm telling you!" Yang Haotian didn't care about anything else, because coming in would mean a dead end, so he might as well give it a try, maybe the bicycle could turn into a motorcycle.

Yang Haotian said weakly: "Actually... I dropped something in the palace."

Lu Lu and Yi Hong smiled grimly: "It seems like you want to be criticized."

"It's true. I didn't lie to you."

"Then tell me, what fell?" Lu Lu asked curiously.

Yang Haotian took a deep breath: "Yes... a red envelope."

Red envelope???

Lu Lu and Yi Hong were both shocked. It was the first time they saw someone committing suicide just for a red envelope.

You are so weird.

"Then where is your red envelope?" Yi Hong asked curiously.

"On... on a little girl with pigtails."

After hearing this, Lu Lu and Yi Hong immediately knew who it was. It turned out that Ye Zi had snatched someone else's red envelope, and now others had come to him.

It's hard to say. Your Majesty has a conciliatory policy. If it is true that Ye Zi snatched someone else's red envelope, he must return it.

"How did your red envelope get stolen?" Lu Lu still wanted to ask clearly.

"Brother, my red envelope flew around and just happened to stick to that little girl's butt."

"What! On the butt!" Lu Lu and Yi Hong exclaimed.

Ye Zi's butt is simply the devil's butt. I guess only Your Majesty dares to spank Ye Zi's butt. No one else can even think about it.

This is interesting. This man actually wants to steal the red envelope from Ye Zi's butt. Will he succeed?

Looks like something fun is going to happen.

Should we notify Uncle Wei first?

It seems that it is still necessary. Everyone is quite bored recently, and this is a good opportunity for a brave person to do it.

I want to touch Ye Zi's butt.

Oh my God, he actually had such a horrible idea.

"Uncle Wei, something's happening!" Lu Lu called out quickly.

Wei Chang was hugging Tang Wei and sleeping. Poor Tang Wei hadn't been touched by Wei Chang yet. Tang Wei felt that Uncle Wei was not actually a man.

"What's going on?"

"There's an intruder!"

"Just kill him directly, why do you ask me to do anything else?" Wei Chang asked in confusion.

"But he had a horrible idea."

Wei Chang opened his eyes, sat up and asked, "Could he be trying to assassinate Your Majesty?"

"It's even more terrifying than this!" Lu Lu said in a deep voice.

"What is that?"

"He wants to touch Ye Zi's butt."

Wei Chang: “…”

Good boy, you are so brave.

If Yang Haotian knew their conversation, he would definitely cry out for injustice. When did he ever say he wanted to touch someone else's butt? It was clearly just to steal a red envelope, it was not what you think at all.

Wei Chang got up immediately, finding it hard to believe that someone had sneaked into the palace just to touch Ye Zi's butt.

So interesting, could he be Ye Zi’s pursuer? Such courage is commendable.

We have to keep a close eye on it.

Wei Chang contacted everyone directly, and Lu Lu and Yi Hong also received the order and smiled evilly.

Yang Haotian suddenly felt something was wrong.

"I can spare you, and you can even continue to look for red envelopes, but... you have to fight with one of us." Lu Lu said seriously.

Yang Haotian's heart sank to the bottom. How could he fight back if he couldn't even win?

"Does it count?" Yang Haotian pointed at Yun Lang and said.

"Uh... let's just deal with it now." Lu Lu sighed. Are you going to choose a dog as your opponent? Don't do that.

Look at Yunlang, he is acting like he is very cute and stupid, come and choose me.

However, Yang Haotian pointed directly at Yun Lang: "I choose it!"

Lu Lu and Yi Hong immediately covered their faces. Yun Lang’s strength is above theirs, and you, a fool, actually chose the most powerful one.

Yun Lang immediately licked his tongue and then let out a long howl towards the sky.

Woo woo woo~ Yang Haotian is a Dou Zun after all. Although he has just reached the first level, he is also an outstanding one.

Lu Lu and Yi Hong retreated to the side, while Yang Haotian stood up and took out his weapon!

This harpoon! Kill Hai Longli!

The harpoon is golden in color, with a three-pronged head, and it exudes a surging aura. It looks like a primitive divine weapon.

"This weapon is great, it looks like the Maserati logo." Yi Hong whispered on the side.

"You know what, they really do look a bit alike." Lu Lu also agreed.

Yang Haotian raised the Zhan Hai Long Li in his hand and slammed it into the ground. The bluestone on the ground immediately cracked and spread to the surroundings.

Lu Lu immediately shouted: "You're finished if you destroy the palace!"

Yang Haotian had originally built up a good momentum, but with these words, the momentum disappeared, and he even clasped his hands together: "Brother, I didn't mean to do that just now, it's just a habit."

"Remember to pay the money." Yi Hong reminded.

Yang Haotian felt helpless. These people were too stingy. Do they have to pay for everything?

It's a one-on-one duel, there's nothing to be particular about.

Yang Haotian waved the Zhan Hai Long Li in his hand again, and a gust of wind came, making people feel terrified.

Look at Lu Lu and Yi Hong, they are shivering in the cold wind.

Yun Lang squatted on the ground, picking his ears from time to time. He really didn't take Yang Haotian seriously.

Yang Haotian did not hold back either. He was determined to kill this Husky today. He was determined to do it for the red envelope. The worst that could happen was that he would be labeled as inhumane by the Animal Association.

"Go to hell, Erha~" Yang Haotian showed no mercy and attacked Yun Lang with the Zhan Hai Long Li in his hand.

What is Yunlang? It is Erha. What does Erha do? It is to destroy houses.

Take a look at the three hundred thousand yuan worth of fine decoration and look at the look in this Husky's eyes. You should be more careful when you go out.


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