"What kind of performance art is Emperor Xu Tian doing today?"
Many viewers were curious and carefully observed Xu Shang's movements and expressions in the camera, trying to find some clues, but soon found that the situation was -
It seems to be far more complicated than they imagined!
All I saw was Xu Shang nodding thoughtfully at the contents of the book; frowning and thinking seriously at the documentary playing on the computer; and then smiling knowingly as if he suddenly understood.
It's like he's completely immersed in learning!
——If the head doesn't spin as fast as a submarine periscope, it would be more like it!
A terrible answer, which they were unwilling to believe but seemed to be the truth, appeared in the audience's minds.
Could it be that——
Is he really reading seriously?
Some people couldn't help but pick up the book and flip through it like Xu Shang, then shook their heads in disbelief.
impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
However, a scene in the camera makes the audience doubt themselves——
The program team was discovered by Principal Xu.
Xu Shang's appearance does not look like he is acting at all. His body is obviously leaning back a little. Even though the pixels are not clear, you can see that Principal Xu's pupils shrink slightly. It really is the kind of reaction one would have when he is extremely surprised to find out that he is being secretly photographed!
The program crew simply stopped filming secretly and just took out DV cameras to act as frontline reporters.
"Principal Xu, can we interview you?"
"Sorry, I have something else to do now!" After drawing his profession, Principal Xu decided to run away, but the program staff were like flies that smelled something, it was not so easy to let Xu Shang go, and they quickly followed behind him.
"Excuse me, were you reading just now?"
"no!"
"But, we all captured you reading in a special way!"
"Really not!"
"So what are you doing?"
"I am--"
Principal Xu suddenly paused. So, how to explain his behavior just now?
You can't say that I'm actually drawing a profession, right?
Turning around, I saw Xiao Zhang, the sound engineer who was acting as a temporary reporter. His eyes were twinkling with joy at forcing the idol to submit, as if he was saying:
"Just obey me."
Well, 'Just admit it!'
Although Principal Xu felt that this misunderstanding was not a big deal, he felt very uncomfortable when he thought about the scammers in the future who would regard him as the founder of "quantum speed reading" and use his name to cheat people.
Why did things turn out like this?
Principal Xu gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and made a secret decision.
Since you force good girls into prostitution, don't blame me for being fickle!
“Hey!”
Principal Xu sighed and said, "I don't want to admit that there is a reason. In fact, I was just practicing a cultivation!"
"Practice?" Photographer Xiao Zhang opened his mouth wide.
"Yes! Practice! If I explain it in detail, you won't understand. But ordinary people must not imitate my practice method. As the Buddha said, 'Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but the Buddha remains in the heart. If people in the world try to imitate me, it would be like entering the devil'!"
Is it that outrageous?
Several people from the program team looked at Principal Xu suspiciously.
Principal Xu was very secretive about this, saying: "The consequences of easily imitating others are, at best, obsession. At worst, you may suffer from Parkinson's and Alzheimer's disease!"
"……"audience.
What kind of practice is this? How come you go astray and combine the ancient and the modern?
Xu Shangxin said that I have already issued a warning. If some parents wave money to enroll their children in "quantum speed reading" training classes in the future, the blame cannot be put on me.
Of course, Principal Xu is not just talking, he will use facts to prove that he is indeed "cultivating"!
"Okay, I'm going to continue my 'cultivation', you must not follow me!"
In order to prevent the few people in the program group from not hearing clearly, Principal Xu emphasized it again separately -
"You must, must not follow me!"
After saying this, he left behind an unfathomable back.
Both the program crew and the audience were curious.
The sentence 'You must not follow me' gave them the feeling that it was just like the seductive girls in a brothel, flirting and posing, while shouting 'Sir, no', 'Sir, no' in a half-hearted way!
The program crew can tolerate it, but the audience can’t.
Who can tolerate this!
Program team!
Hurry up and see what new tricks Emperor Xu Tian has come up with!
The program crew understood the audience and immediately gathered people. At the same time, they replaced the DV camera with a big one. Everyone followed Principal Xu's footsteps and soon came to the outside of the school. They saw Principal Xu doing horse stance here, absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon.
"Don't tell me, Xu Shang really looks like that!"
"Just now it was called learning literature, now it is called learning martial arts. Our principal Xu's main goal is to be good at both literature and martial arts!"
The production crew was discussing it in low voices, but the audience in front of the TV began to feel that all this was Xu Tiandi's trick.
"What a clown!"
Professor Yang, who was watching TV, snorted coldly.
Who would have thought that in order to become famous, Xu Shang would resort to such a grandstanding act in front of the national audience. What made him even more unbelievable was that the program crew stationed in Tianya Village actually openly "played" with him and put on this - "A Day in the Life of Principal Xu"!
The program crew over there must have been bribed by Xu Shang!
No, he wants to protest to Director Chen!
If Xu Shang can do a separate episode playing the role of a clown, then I can also do an episode of "A Day in the Life of Professor Yang".
Just when Professor Yang was indignant about the program team's discriminatory treatment, he saw Principal Xu open his eyes, a sharp light flashed, and then the whole person suddenly jumped out like a cheetah and came to a stone.
"Ada!"
With one step, gravel flew everywhere and a hole appeared on the stone.
Everyone was shocked.
What did they just see?
Master Xu was not satisfied yet, he kicked up a brick from the ground, and then kicked it in the air!
"Pah!"
The brick broke into pieces in the air.
Everyone was completely confused.
impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
This brick must be made of foam!
Then, Master Xu set his sights on a big tree next to him... After a few running steps, he jumped up to a height of four or five meters like a monkey.
Everyone's eyes were as big as donkey's eyes——
It’s Weia!
He must be hanging by a wire!
But Master Xu just jumped up, and when everyone was shocked, they saw Master Xu landing in the posture of a soaring goose, rolling when he touched the ground, and finally landed steadily in front of the camera of the program crew with a serious expression.
"You guys discovered my secret of martial arts!"
“…”Program team.
You bastard, your foot is almost kicking the camera, and you still tell us it’s a secret!
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