Chapter 286: Science plus martial arts, no one can resist!



In order to prove that this was not a prank, the program crew specially found a piece of wood. After confirming its sturdiness, they found that the piece of wood was shattered to pieces by a punch from Kung Fu master Xu.

The audience witnessed this punch in ten times slow motion and exclaimed:

What the hell! What the hell!

The reason why Xu Shang is so awesome has been found——

Who said there is no emperor in the human race!

Professor Yang was stunned.

He suddenly understood why no matter how long he waited, there was no riot on Xu Shang's side.

Depend on!

It turns out to be a threat of force!

Professor Yang looked at his limp arms and legs, which were without any muscle, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

I can’t learn it. I can’t learn it.

This is something you really can’t learn!

It’s so scary, this guy is so scary!

Is such a person really my opponent?

So scary!

Master Xu himself said to the camera in an unfathomable voice: "I told you, I am practicing, please don't imitate me!"

The program crew nodded their heads like chicks eating rice.

That's true, who the hell can learn this from you.

The program team continued to interview curiously, "Principal Xu, how come you suddenly know martial arts?"

Of course it was drawn by the system!

Master Xu naturally couldn't tell the truth. He sighed and said, "I have kept this secret in my heart for more than ten years. Since you asked, I might as well not hide it anymore. Actually--"

Both the program crew and the audience in front of the TV pricked up their ears, expecting Master Xu to reveal the unknown mystery.

"——Actually, when I was a kid, I met an old Taoist priest who said that I had extraordinary talents and was a rare martial arts prodigy..."

“…”Program team.

Could you please stop talking nonsense in front of the whole country!

You just copied this statement from a martial arts novel!

Master Xu said shamelessly: "My master told me that when I have achieved great success, I should not be complacent but pass on martial arts and carry it forward. And today, I have just reached the great success stage. Now, it is time to pass on martial arts!"

"Inheritance?"

The production crew was stunned for a moment, but soon realized what Master Xu, no, Principal Xu was going to do—

Seeing students practicing martial arts on the playground, the audience couldn't help but twitch their lips.

Good guy, good guy!

It was changed into a sports school because of a disagreement, right?

Professor Yang was even more stunned. A sports school? A militarized school?

Isn't this just copying me?

He's plagiarizing me! Come and see, the guy named Xu is plagiarizing me!

The audience didn't think that Principal Xu had plagiarized. After all, what was "military education"? Who would plagiarize that? Everyone was only thinking about one question at this time, which was why Principal Xu did this!

Brother, you are in the third year of high school now. Your academic performance shouldn't be your priority. Why are you doing so many fancy things all day long?

But at this moment, someone felt that he had found the reason.

"Xu Shang is actually advertising!"

"Advertisement?"

Some viewers immediately found Xu Shang's personal blog account and saw a new program called "Kung Fu Master" series of videos. When they opened the newly released video, they saw some martial arts scenes, but...

It seems that I didn't see any 'advertising' scenes.

When these people went to the Tieba forum to question it, someone replied: "It's not a domestic video, it's a foreign version with extra content. I've uploaded the video to the website, you can see for yourself!"

So the audience ran to see——

Damn, this is really an advertisement!

On the overseas video website YUB, the daily life video website Niconico, and other influential video websites, "Kung Fu Master Xu" has attracted many people's attention since its launch.

Ever since Bruce Lee introduced Kung Fu to the world, people all over the world have been obsessed with Kung Fu.

After opening the video, these foreigners were deeply shocked and fascinated by the authentic 'Chinese kungfu' demonstrated by Kung Fu Master Xu.

All we saw in the video was the Kung Fu master Xu breaking the wooden handle with one punch, breaking the wooden man with one kick, climbing up to the third floor as light as a swallow, and wielding a big spear with great vigor and vitality, which was extremely spectacular.

The special effects of that time were far from comparable to those of later times, so almost no one questioned it. Everyone looked at the content of the video in amazement, exclaiming repeatedly -

"Oh! Mather Fcuk!"

"kungfu! Chinese kungfu!"

"Chinese Kung Fu! Chinese Kung Fu is so powerful!" (The following is translated by default in foreign language)

After a series of Kung Fu demonstrations, a 'reporter' appeared from nowhere and came to interview Kung Fu Master Xu.

Foreign audiences are also curious about this, and they also want to know more about the origins of this Kung Fu master Xu.

After a few simple greetings, the topic unconsciously changed from "How to learn Kung Fu well" to "What do Kung Fu masters eat".

Then I saw the enthusiastic reporter following the young but skilled Kung Fu Master Xu to a well. Kung Fu Master Xu scooped a bucket of water and said to the reporter:

"The reason I was able to become a Kung Fu master so quickly is inseparable from the water here! The water here can replenish the 'chi' in my body, helping me to quickly recover my physical strength and improve my Kung Fu. I call it the 'Martial Arts Spring'! Ordinary people can also prolong their lives if they drink it!"

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