Your Majesty, KPIs Aren't Calculated Like This

Li Wei, a overworked corporate drone, wakes up to find herself transmigrated into the body of Wu Meiniang during the late Zhenguan era, about to become a 'talent of the former dynasty' in the Ganye Temple. Seeing the face in the mirror, beautiful enough to topple nations but destined for a life of quiet contemplation, she cries out in anguish... or rather, atop her thousand strands of hair. 'My boss manipulated me, and now history is manipulating me too? The KPI from talent to empress is harder than going public!' Others transmigrate to engage in palace intrigue; Li Wei is here to refuse involution. Her goal is simple: cling to the future Emperor Li Zhi's leg, secure a senior management position (favorite concubine), achieve financial freedom early, and retire early to lie flat. So, when the historical beauty was supposed to appear, she instead handed Li Zhi a PPT – 'On the Dangers of the Guanlong Clique to Royal Authority and Decentralization Solutions'. Li Zhi: 'Meiniang, this is excellent!' Empress Wu: 'Your Majesty, this is my career plan for you.' While Empress Wang and Consort Xiao were still fighting for the spotlight at the party, she used project management skills to arrange the Fengshan Ceremony perfectly, saving thirty percent of the budget. Li Zhi's gaze shifted from admiration to shock, then to dependence. However, when he began to suffer from severe headaches and blurred vision without warning, Li Wei knew the historical script had not changed. But she was determined to alter it. What talk of a hen ruling the roost? She desired a harmonious union of dragon and phoenix! She found Sun Simiao and, combining modern medical knowledge, quietly implemented a therapy regimen that included acupuncture, herbal medicine, and rehabilitation training. Years later, when Li Zhi, full of vigor, stood with her atop the Luoyang Palace, overlooking the splendid rivers and mountains they had built together. He held her hand and asked with a smile, 'Empress, now that my 'wind ailment' is cured, can you still firmly hold your position of the 'Two Sages Reigning Over the Court'?' Wu Zetian looked back, her gaze fiery, just like that year: 'Your Majesty, didn't you say long ago – this vast empire, is 'ours'?'

PS:

· Wu Zetian v Li Zhi

· Tang Dynasty transmigration

· Deviates from historical facts, fictional

· Originally intended to be a wise empress assisting an enlightened ruler, she ended up curing the ruler, and together they became an eternal emperor and empress.