In distant China, there's a fascinating website called DaJJ, where talented writers have written countless heart-wrenching love stories. However, some of these authors stray from the "right path," rejecting the yin-yang harmony of men and women and preferring male-male and female-female pairings, drawing the attention of countless netizens.
Lan Qingqing is one of the authors who do not follow the "right path".
Lan Qingqing is different from other authors. He has not signed a contract with the big JJ website, and since his debut work on the website, he has only written one pair of CPs, that is Lan Qingqing.
The so-called Lan Qing pair refers to the husband-wife duo of His Majesty Lan Sinian, the Emperor of the Galactic Empire, and his queen Qin Changqing.
This debut work is titled "May Our Love Everlasting", such a literary name, it is obvious that it was written by a novice author who doesn't understand the big JJ market!
Because this couple are real people, and they are of noble status, an imperial emperor couple who no one on earth can afford to offend. When many people saw this article on the new list at the beginning, they couldn't help but leave comments with zero points below: 666666 Come and watch the real warriors!
Someone soon started a thread on the DaJJ website forum, betting on when this article would be blocked from the website.
1st floor (= =): Squeeze a cucumber, once the forum opens, this post will be blocked in minutes, if we refresh it now, it will be gone~
2nd floor (= =): Big Brother is truly stunning! He spoke out what I was crying out in my heart!
3rd floor (Auntie with flowers): Big brother +1, Second brother +1
4th Floor (1-): +10086
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15th floor (+- —): Damn!!! Big brother is simply the top master in the prediction world, he really got banned! [Picture] [Picture]
16th Floor (Green Leaf): That’s not right, Brother 15. I read your reply and refreshed the page, and the post is still there.
17th Floor (666): Huh? I just refreshed the post and it disappeared, but it’s back now! If I remember correctly, it jumped up five or six places in a row! Damn it!
18th Floor (Marshmallow): 6666666
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22F (= =): Jumping up five or six places in one go? Scoring?
23rd floor (= =): Please stop accusing people of cheating, okay? Do you have any evidence?
24th Floor (= =22L): 23rd Floor, you are the one who replied, can't you see such an obvious problem? He jumped up five or six places in one breath, and it's ridiculous to say that he didn't cheat.
25th Floor (White Rabbit): 22L+1, it’s not a score increase, damn it +1
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29th floor (- -): No, stop fighting. I just took a look and there are almost no comments with a score of 2 under his post. All of them are 0-point comments like "6666". Moreover, the number of clicks and favorites is also very low. How come his points went up out of thin air? Did he get a big JJ?
30th Floor (Marshmallow): I just took a look, and it is indeed the same as what the above said, the number of clicks to collect and comment is very low, the total number of works is still 0, there are less than ten chapters, and the total number of words is less than 30,000, but the points have increased out of thin air... How did he increase the points? Could it be that he gave money to Guan 3 and his wife to do it through the backdoor?
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59th Floor (Green Leaf): Holy crap, I just refreshed the page and not only did that post not come down, it actually jumped up three spots and is now on the front page! I'm guessing either the website is down again, or maybe he really did give money to the Guan3 couple...
60th floor (￥-￥): This article is fucking awesome. Those two little yellow mosquitoes on YY were not blocked on the website, and they let him rise so high on the new promotion... Even the national TV station wouldn't dare to do this...
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While the discussion in the forum was in full swing, the technical guy at DaJJ website was also sweating profusely. This article was absolutely crazy. There was no way to block it! I was going crazy!
At this time, the author of this wonderful article that many people are paying attention to has updated it.
Although the title of this article is very literary, the content is rather pornographic. The whole article is full of communication between adults. The words are full of juice and the content is "unbearable to read". There are words like "Your Majesty doesn't want it anymore"... "It's too big, husband, I can't take it anymore, please don't want it anymore"... "Hmm, ah, ah"... In short, the words are so bold that people who read it can't help but blush.
So some people who couldn't stand his inexplicable dominance on the new list, seeing that reporting him for cheating on the score was useless, started reporting that his article contained a lot of indescribable content and asked the website to lock the article.
The administrator who received the complaint opened the article and was so shocked that the cookie in his mouth dropped. He thought, in this peaceful era, what kind of reckless author dared to write such a thing! Lock it, lock it, lock it! It must be locked!
However……
Lock, can't lock...
The administrator was immediately going crazy. Is this article a fucking black hole? ??? It swallows everything it throws at me.
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No matter how the backend technicians wailed, no matter how heated the forums became, that amazing article remained unchanged, updated every other day, and soon soared to the top of the new rising list. Countless authors and readers, displeased with it, flocked to the article, hurling negative ratings and insults at it. Thousands of negative 2-point comments were posted, yet they couldn't even get it taken down. People went from initial curiosity to indignation, to anger, and finally to despair. By the time they saw it surpass so many other great works and finally top the monthly list, everyone had become accustomed to it.
Haha, this guy might be the one loved by God!
And Lan Qingqing became famous because of this battle! He didn't rely on talent, selling body, or fans, but only on the "love" of God. From the beginning to the end of the series, he topped all the natural charts of Da JJ. He was truly invincible. It can be said that he was very 666.
After finishing the first article, the author Lan Qingqing may have learned some experience, and the title of his second article is much simpler and more straightforward: "The Tentacles Connecting You and Me"
With such an evil name, anyone who knows what's going on will know what the content is about at a glance. However, the Big JJ website is still helpless against this Lan Qingqing. It can't delete the post, lock the post, or block it...
This article naturally rose up the list even faster. As soon as the first chapter was published, it ignored the strict requirement of the monthly list that "the article can only be on the list after the eleventh day of publication". In a short time, it surpassed countless JJ masters and jumped to the first place like a rocket!
The forum went wild. Wasn't this guy going to stop?! Everyone was so enraged that without a second thought, they grabbed their weapons and attacked the post again, leaving thousands of negative two-point comments. The scene was quite spectacular!
However, just like a pieced-together poem circulating on the Internet: No matter how strong the wind blows, I will remain unmoved. No matter how many people criticize my articles, the points of Lan Qingqing's articles have never gone down. Every article is at the top of the list, and they are particularly "brilliant and dazzling".
Despite this overwhelming popularity, Lan Qingqing, with her bold imagination, fiery words, and daring content, quickly attracted a group of die-hard fans. Most of these die-hard fans were just readers, and they didn't understand why the JJ crowd was so hostile to this author who only wrote free articles. They felt sorry for their author being constantly criticized, so they began to fight back.
Soon, Lan Qingqing had more and more fans, and the situation where he was always criticized negatively gradually improved. Many readers who liked his works spontaneously gave him positive ratings and recommended his articles to their friends. His fame gradually spread.
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"Master, your author account on the DaJJ website has just received more than 50 comments. Half of them are scolding you for maliciously occupying other people's resources, and the other half are helping you fight back." The AI on the spaceship dutifully reported the battle situation in the comment section to its master.
The Emperor, who was reclining in his chair with his eyes closed, didn't even raise his eyelids when he heard this. He whispered, "Don't pay any attention to it."
"Yes," the AI replied.
His Majesty the Emperor is traveling to the Bat Clan with his trusted confidants with the purpose of personally selecting the next prince for the Bat Clan and resolving the rebellion of the three Blood Clan clans as soon as possible.
The Bat Clan can be said to be the biggest supporter behind that incident. More than 30 years ago, the former prince accidentally met the crazy researcher Lan Lezhang, and then joined forces with him to control the third prince Lan Saifei. He then launched aggressive wars against many small races or asteroid civilizations in the galaxy, abducted living people for experiments, and left a notorious infamy in history.
In reality, the actions of the three Blood Clans were not surprising to anyone. The stubborn ideologies of these three clans were a major cancer in the empire. They were not normal people at heart, even worse than beasts. At least beasts killed to survive, while these people killed only because of the ridiculous dogmas and customs they stubbornly preserved.
It is not easy to change one person's mind, but it is not particularly difficult either. However, it is too difficult to change the collective thinking of a clan. Even if Lan Sinian is the emperor, it is impossible to do it in a short period of time.
At this moment, the AI, which had just calmed down, suddenly said, "Your Majesty! I just found a post on the Big JJ forum attacking your novel."
Lan Sinian said nonchalantly, "It doesn't matter."
"No, Your Majesty, they cursed, cursed..."
"What are you scolding?" Lan Sinian asked in confusion.
"They cursed and swore at Her Majesty the Queen..."
Lan Sinian couldn't sit still when he heard this. He immediately opened his eyes and opened the DaJJ Forum. While waiting to connect to the distant Chinese network on Earth, his deep eyes narrowed slightly.
The internet finally opened with difficulty during his voyage through space. The first thing Lan Sinian saw was someone complaining about his writing being too OOC, the characters all being idiots, the Emperor being obsessed with sex all the time, and the Empress being even worse. Tsk tsk tsk tsk, all she did was spread her legs and beg for mercy! A man acting like a woman, the author was so retarded, he couldn't bear to read any more!
1st floor (= =): What's the point of the protagonist in Little Yellow Mosquito having intelligence? All he needs is enough tools to commit the crime.
2nd floor (- -): What was that thing that was bitten off by the elder brother? Curious.
Floor 3 (==): I’m just as curious as the original poster. Be careful. I heard that someone will come to check the water meter of the Black Queen (Also, it is said that the Black Queen is fine. You can try it. Good luck).
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5th floor (#): Main floor, I think the original poster is right, this Lan Qingqing originally relied on illegal means to get to the top, the writing is terrible, especially the Queen's character design, it's simply unbearable to read, I wonder if the Queen herself is 囗囗囗囗 (a large paragraph omitted here 囗囗)
6th Floor (998): Damn, did you upload your elementary school composition grid? Why is it all grids?
Floor 7 (Mysterious Person): Shh, the Black Queen will be investigated. If you don’t believe me, look up at the title. Was it omitted?
8th Floor (= =): Damn, Brother Qi, you scared me so much, I was really shocked!
9th Floor (==): I was also shocked.
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Lansnian deleted all the disrespectful content about his relatives in the post. He was still very angry, but he couldn't go and fight them himself. After all, there were a group of ministers on his spaceship. If they found out that he was writing about the little yellow mosquito... that would be a very beautiful picture.
The angry emperor had no choice but to open his big account with more than one billion fans, and posted a bunch of beautiful photos of his loved ones to please the eyes, with the text: You will always be the only beauty in my heart.
Qin Changqing, who had just finished entertaining the families of several nobles and was taking a break in the garden cutting flowers, received an instant notification from his communicator. He opened it and couldn't help but smile. He casually took a photo of the flowers he had just picked, posted a new Weibo post, and tagged Lan Sinian without adding any text.
Fans of both sides quickly noticed the interaction between the two and frantically left comments in the comment section: "I'm sitting at home, and dog food is falling from the sky! Ever since I followed the two majesties on Weibo, I've never been short of dog food. It's great = =."
Lan Sinian had already set up special attention for his dear one's Weibo. As soon as Qin Changqing posted, his post popped up automatically.
After receiving the Weibo post from his dear, the emperor's depressed mood disappeared and he quickly replied with a long string of hearts in his comments. These red stars were his fiery beating heart! On it, the three words "Qin Changqing" were engraved in abundance!
The two hadn't seen each other properly for some time. Lan Sinian had wanted to leave his avatar at the palace to accompany him, even if it meant disguising himself as a guard, so he could see him every day. However, Qin Changqing was wary of the three Blood Clan clans and worried that his trip to the Bat Clan would be dangerous. Therefore, he was willing to endure the pain of missing each other and insisted on not letting his avatar stay in the palace.
Lan Sinian didn't want to argue with him, so he had to agree.
After receiving Lan Sinian's reply, Qin Changqing was in a very good mood and couldn't help but reply directly under his comment: Be careful on your journey and come back soon.
So the two of them, one in the Imperial Star Palace and the other on a space voyage to the Bat Clan, used Weibo on Earth to show their love. Netizens also gave a string of "666" and couldn't stop eating the dog food. It can be said that this show of love was very successful.
Lan Sinian was flirting with his queen when he suddenly received a comment picked out by AI. The comment subtly mentioned that someone had written a not-so-good article using the real names of the two majesties, and the content was quite disgusting. If the majesties cared, they could ask the relevant departments to block it. At the end, the author's pen name was deliberately attached: Lan Qingqing.
Lan Sinian: “…”
Complaining to me personally is the real deal. His Majesty simply wanted to write an article about some more positions and locations—after all, someone as shy as his own would surely be too embarrassed to try anything like outdoor play, "lying on a dragon bed," or tree pole riding—how come there's always so much going on?! He doesn't make a living from this, so why is he always talking nonsense?
And the most important thing is that this person didn't reply with a private message but a comment. As soon as it was posted, many people saw it. They searched for the three words "Lan Qingqing" on Baidu. Netizens couldn't help but comment again: This person is really 666. How dare he write about the real-life couple of the two His Majesties? And the whole article is full of vulgar little yellow mosquitoes!
The fans saw the comments, and as His Majesty's hidden number one fan, how could Qin Changqing not see it? He frowned and searched for it. After clicking on the article, he felt like his eyes were going blind. But those familiar scenes, familiar body language, familiar dialogue words, how could they read so much like the tone of that bastard?
So Her Majesty the Queen stopped using Weibo and made a direct call. When Lan Sinian picked up, she asked, "What's going on with Lan Qingqing?"
"Ah? What's Lan Qingqing? A female?" His Majesty began to play dumb, "My dear, please don't wrongly accuse me. To avoid suspicion and not make you sad, I now avoid female creatures and young boys..."
"Shut up!" Qin Changqing was dizzy and said angrily, "You'd better tell me the truth, otherwise when you come back, you'll sleep on the sofa!"
His Majesty, who was sentenced to sleep on the sofa again: "..." He just took the time to write a little yellow mosquito, why is his fate so miserable?!
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