CompletedLin Xing, an “overworked and underpaid” office worker, finds himself transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a fanatical brainless admirer of the revered Immortal Master Rong Xu of Guiyuan Sect.
Desperate to approach his idol, Lin Xing struggles to cultivate for decades but remains stuck as a menial disciple. Every day, he giggles foolishly while clutching the Immortal Master’s portrait, behaving like an utter creep. One day, his antics are discovered, and he is dragged before the sect leader for punishment.
Lin Xing: “What kind of game-over start is this?!”
Looking left, he recognizes the senior brother infamous for locking the sect leader in dark rooms for "discipline":
[Oh wow, it’s that crazy gong Senior Brother. Handsome, sure, but pity about his deranged tendencies (brain fills in 10,000 words of H content). He’d be great if he weren’t so unhinged.]
Senior Brother, expressionless: "Nonsense!"
The gossiping Second Senior Sister: "Who’s talking?"
Looking right, Lin Xing identifies the Third Elder, notorious for scheming against Immortal Master Rong Xu out of obsessive love:
[Oh no, it’s that crazy gong Third Elder! The one who colluded with demonic cultivators, sabotaged the Immortal Master's meditation, and opened the Void Ruins, forcing the Immortal Master to nearly sacrifice himself for the greater good. How deep does his grudge run?]
Immortal Master Rong Xu: "…"
Third Elder: "Ridiculous!"
Second Senior Sister: "He’s definitely crazy."
Hilarious Chaos Ensues:
The Third Elder is inexplicably expelled, and Lin Xing is inexplicably taken in as Immortal Master Rong Xu’s disciple. Yet Lin Xing remains true to himself: a master of slacking off and chaos.
Observing the madness around him, Lin Xing comments on the absurdity of his peers, only for them to overhear:
Third Senior Brother: [Is his lack of talent because he ate something unmentionable as a child? Crazy gongs are cultivated from childhood!]
Third Senior Brother, flustered: "I didn’t eat that!"
Second Senior Sister: "Shocking!"
Fourth Senior Brother: [He’s risking life and limb for his childhood crush, who only sees him as a substitute. He’s a wreck, yet he still blesses their love.]
Second Senior Sister: "Peak insanity!"
Fourth Senior Brother: "Wait, let me explain!"
Romantic Developments:
The true drama unfolds when the ultimate crazy gong (Immortal Master Rong Xu himself) reveals his layers: a cold, high-and-mighty yet utterly neurotic and possessive persona. He slices through enemies with ease but struggles hilariously in his pursuit of Lin Xing’s chaotic heart.
Pairing:
Immortal Master Rong Xu (gong): A beautiful, tragic, psychotic genius with a god complex.
Lin Xing (shou): An over-the-top, comedic slacker with middle-schooler syndrome.
Notes:
Pure chaos and humor; no angst (except for the gongs).
Multiple comedic misunderstandings and face-slapping moments.
Bonus pre-order teaser for the author's next book!
Content Tags:
Cultivation, Transmigration, Comedy, Mentorship, Chaotic Couples, Hidden Identity, Parody, Crazy Gongs Everywhere, Found Family
Tagline: Turns out, I'm the real crazy one.