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Synopsis: I am Ji Yinhe, an ordinary police academy student. My ideal is to become a formidable police officer, striking fear into all criminals in the dynamic 90s era.

However, the city's public security is too good. The chief reads the newspaper, the captain sips tea, and colleagues are busy gossiping. And I was assigned to administrative duties. ...?

Where's my criminal detective job?! That night, I returned home with my shattered ideals. I unintentionally overheard whispers from the master bedroom—

My dad: "How about I report a drug-dealing rich second-generation from a certain webnovel (Xianxia/fantasy-type)?" My mom: "Ah, yes, in those Green River (female-oriented)年代文 (period novels), the real and fake young ladies were swapped, isn't that human trafficking!?"

My dad: "Hmm, the serial dismemberment case from ten years ago in the provincial capital..." My mom: "! Tell her to bring my smartphone, it's better than a pager, and she can even use it to hit people!"

My dad: "Can there be a signal these days?... Wait! A five-fold phone! You've been hiding it from me for so many years!" I: "?"

What is a "certain webnovel"? What are "Green River period novels"? What is a smartphone? What is a five-fold phone?

Since childhood, I always felt my parents were different from others. My dad, a low-level cadre, was idle and lazy, yet always seemed to have sudden flashes of inspiration and constant good luck.

My mom ran a snack stall, was vain and hot-tempered, but her cooking skills were excellent, making the neighbors admire her. Administrative work was too boring, so I decided to accept my parents' kind 'gifts'.

Fortunately, I thrived in my work, getting promoted to two bars and three stars (high rank). Our family lived in a small courtyard, with cooking smoke rising, and our lives became increasingly prosperous.

But when those cases surfaced, I looked at my smug parents and deeply suspected— What exactly is their background?

[Reading Guide] 1. The main text is in the third person. 2. The second male lead appears first. 3. The plot is fictional, set in an alternate world, alternate! Alternate! Please do not compare to reality!

4. The world in the novel is a fusion of male-oriented webnovels and female-oriented webnovels, and the protagonist's parents are supporting characters from two original books.