CompletedMy name is Qi Mu, and I’m a superpowered individual. I have one special ability: I can passively hear the thoughts of others.
However, this ability has encountered two major bugs: the guy on my left, Ran Tang, and the guy on my right, San Xia. It’s really troublesome—being unable to hear their thoughts means they can suddenly show up unexpectedly.
"Partner, want to go eat ramen?" Here comes Ran Tang again.
"Sorry, I bumped into you." And here’s San Xia again.
But everything changes one day.
[Waking up to see Kamisama, I hope Kamisama will bring me good luck today.] San Xia happily looks at Qi Mu.
Qi Mu: !
What is this? San Xia's thoughts?!
Soon, he realizes he’s not the only one who can hear it. Even characters like the elementary school Grim Reaper, Yokohama's bandaged monster, and the six-eyed curse user from Tokyo can hear their thoughts too...
Today is another day when Yokohama’s bandaged monster comes knocking, but fortunately, Qi Mu has noticed it early, so he takes San Xia and leaves.
[Oh no, there’s Tokyo’s white-haired guy up ahead. Let’s take another route.]
"Partner and San Xia, want to go eat ramen?"
Qi Mu: …
Here we go again, Ran Tang.
Main perspective: San Xia, slice-of-life style.
The text is written in the third person.
Prequel: "Jumping Between Various Factions"
“Everyone, it's time for today’s morning fortune-telling.”
The fruit raccoon sits in front of the TV.
“Today’s lucky color is white, and your lucky item is a panda.”
Fruit raccoon: Well, I guess I’ll join Jujutsu High today; there's a white-haired guy and a panda there.
“Ding ding ding! It’s time for today’s morning fortune-telling.”
“Today’s lucky color is *** and your lucky item is ***.”
Fruit raccoon: Guess I’m going to the Star Cult today.
“Ding ding ding! It’s time for today’s morning fortune-telling.”
“Today’s lucky color is *** and your lucky item is ***.”
Fruit raccoon: Guess I’ll visit the Armed Detective Agency today.
“Ding ding ding! It’s time for today’s morning fortune-telling...”
Fruit raccoon: And today, I’m going to the Port Mafia.
Tags: Crossover, Supernatural, Jujutsu Kaisen, Haikyuu, Boku no Hero Academia, Psycho-Pass
Summary: Is this my fault? No, it’s not my fault...
Theme: We are the creators of our own destinies.
Genres: Yaoi, Fanfiction, Supernatural, Comedy